/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

>Coop gets on the plane
>Who's flying this thing?
>Jade comes out of the cockpit
>Jade gives 3 rides, sugar

>>86985803
watched this scene like 8 times already and it's still good lol

>>86985803
Bald accountant is the hero we deserve.

>>86985928

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley!

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They earned this moment.

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POST YFW THIS EPISODE

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>>86985803
What was his endgame?

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>>86985973

>>86983230
As far as I remember from the Secret History, Pete got killed in that bank explosion.
But who knows Lynch's ways.

Already ready to marathon all 18 hours. Probably going to split it up between two days tho

This episode was BOSS

jesus christ I came so much I filled 7 buckets, and I also cried!

the white room in the last scene was fucking incredible i got goosebumps and started clapping.
lyyyyynch! luv u so much.

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>>86985973

>>86986024
Never understood such fags

>>86985803
Real human bean and a real hero!

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during Part 16 of Twin Peaks. It confirms Audrey Horne never gets her mind back. (Pic is an unrelated shot of Special Agent Dale Cooper driving)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM [Embed] [Embed]

>>86985911
kek

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>"David, how do you want this done?"
>"crop a the sides of Diane's shoulders and then shake em' round a little with the mouse"
>"o-ok David"

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>>86985973
They need to invent a new word to describe it because "kino" is not enough.

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Why is all the stuff taking place in Las Vegas so fucking wholesome?

>Dougie Jones
>Mitchum Brothers
>Candie
>Janey-E
>Bushnell
>Thank you Mr. Jackpots!
>Cooper returns

Las Vegas of all fucking places is the purest place on Earth. The only downside is, what, Ike the Spike and some assassins who got DESTROYED by a based Pole?

>>86986085
>that look on janey-e
she was soaking wet

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>>86985973

>>86986119
>(Laughs in Fusco)

>>86985803
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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The composition of this shot, the lighting, curtains and general atmosphere is so much like the original show, I can't think of a better way to go out before giving us the grand finale.

Also the backwards music was so eerie, something is going on, some metaphysical fuckery.

>>86986119
for comedy sake, a great contrast to dougie's innocence personality

>>86985952
nice

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>>86986119
I wish they had gotten a slightly more proper send off, but I'm happy if that was their last scene.

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I got fucking lynched hard by that last shot with Audrey in the mirror.

Booper called called Richard his son so that means at some point he fucked Audrey. I don't even think it had to have been rape because Audrey always wanted to fuck him and he could have done it pretty easily.

So I'm guessing either Boop locked her up or she escaped/was rescued and taken to the white lodge. Does this mean the Billy plotline isn't real? Audrey and the very tall dwarf havent been seen or mentioned by anyone else in the plot suggesting that they're not actually in twin peaks

>>86986175
>Also the backwards music was so eerie, something is going on, some metaphysical fuckery.
audrey's inside the lodge

>wake up (eastern-yuropoor and neet)
>remember episode 16
>smile
I still can't believe how good last night's episode was.

Was this the best episode so far? Yes.

>>86986222
we'll just have to wait and find out next week c: honestly I thought she just died in the bank explosion

So it has to be more, right? They'll make a movie or something.

is the season good? I dropped it 2 episodes in because it felt like they were using footage that didn't matter.

This episode brings happiness to depressed people.

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>>86986119
>the Mitchum's coming to the hospital and the heart of gold line.
I love the entire vegas cast, they're all incredibly charming.

>>86986282
Just watch it.

>>86985803
I move car.

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based

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>>86985973

>>86986294
>so where is the real Dianne
In Sheriff's Department, she told it herself

So most of what was talked about in here was confirmed to be true, really. 2 months ago I didn't really believe all the stuff about audrey or diane. And there it is. I think the only stupid meme that persevered was vedderfaggots.

>>86986282
No, if you couldn't take two episodes of it you wouldn't take the whole season. Everything has a good pay off though.

>>86986332
Oh! I missed that. Also sorry for being a pleb, seems I have forgotten how to spoiler on this site.

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>Watching Twin Peaks with my roommate and his girlfriend who also love the show but don't know about 4chan
>Cooper wakes up
>Instinctively say "Fuck yes fuck you Eddie Vedder get fucking fucked"
>Roommates faces when

>>86985853
Dr Jacoby, I'm FBI

>>86986343

it wasn't unenjoyable or anything it just didn't hook me

>>86986097
>"Isn't it great what we can do with these computers now?"
>"y-yeah, David"

But all in all, an amazing episode. I nearly cried when >>86985853 happened.

>>86986271
That Audrey might not have been real in the first place. I always found it weird how she teleport there/ended up there.

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>>86986097
>Average photoshop on a still image with mspaint smoke effects.
Seriously the orb is literally a jpg that they dragged across the screen

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The way Dianne teleported reminded me of Phillip
Does this mean Jeffries was also a tulpa?

>>86986296
I'll never forget them. The LV storyline has been the best part of season 3, it warms me to my very core. What a beautiful send off that was to it.

>>86986420
Teleported where? She just walked in and chained herself to the wall. And then she was in a coma. There's no fucked up timeline

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You cannot dispute anything in this post.

>>86986464
THE

S H I T

>>86986373
Haha

Is Richard confirmed 100% dead or did he teleport to the Lodge? I need to rewatch the scene later, but iirc his body started flickering and disappeared, right?

>>86986401
Her dance was beautiful. First Naido and now this - this show gave me a fetish for women old enough to be my mother.

>>86986596
nigga he dead

>>86986596
He's probably dead. If he were in the lodge Lynch would have probably shown it.

>>86986097
If you haven't gotten it yet, that's kind of David's style. He's very analogue. It looked great imo.

>>86986521
>i personally don't like it
no i guess not

>>86986626

I am 100% certain there are more scenes with Richard coming.

>>86986626
He can be dead and be in the lodge just like Ray was

>>86986464
Obviously, the real Jeffries is a teapot

I know I'm late as fuck to the party here but VEDDER POSTERS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

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Discuss

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>>86986641

>only 1 week left

How am i supposed to continue living after this? This series and the /tpg/ threads made me feel alive.

>>86986652
Ray had the special ring on though.

>>86986654
But he wasn't a teapot at the time?

>>86986521
>i dont like it but ill write an essay talking about it
"ok"

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>>86986097
>>86986418
>>86986452
>>86986633
Hey guys, I worked with Lynch on this episode. AMA. Pic related.

>>86986691
We don't know that

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>>86986596
It disappeared from the bottom up but then his head turned to ashes and fell to the ground which is an effect we haven't seen before. So who knows.

If you watch the scene there's a big fucking hole in the rock right where richard stands before getting shocked, but he doesn't fall in.until after he gets shocked

>>86986675

I know how you feel. How is anything ever going to come close to this show?

>>86986675
iktf

>>86986732

How does it feel to be L Y N C H E D

>>86986675
Talks of more Twin Peaks doesn't start until after the finale airs. I mean, I wouldn't count on it, but there is a minuscule chance that there could be more.

>>86986296
I wonder if it's deliberate that they made twin peaks seem seedy and urban this season, and las vegas warm and small-towny

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>>86986675
Don't know, anon. Twin Peaks has been what has kept me going the past 16 weeks, I'm so fucking sad it's about to be over. But I'm also overwhelming thankful for what we've gotten, what a glorious ride it has been.

>>86986791
LV miniseries plz

>>86986222
He visited Audrey when she was in the coma. Probably fucked her then

>>86986596
We don't know yet. But he had so much screentime that I really doubt he's just going to die like that. Plus, he was mentioned by Giant in the first scene of Episode 1.

If it turns out to be nothing, I'll be thoroughly dissappointed.

>>86986596

It seems to me like one of the themes of this episode is just how fucking evil Mr.C is. He raped Diane (and probably Audrey too), and then killed his own son and didn't give a single fuck. But I could be wrong.

>>86986866
To be fair Evil Coop is literally the evil version of Cooper and he did sigh when Richard died which is the closest a doppleganger can probably get to experiencing emotion.

>>86986837
Zawaski as the main character.

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>>86986675
I feel you

>>86986675
: - ) ALL

How sad that even retarded Coop was a more present father than real Dougie ever was.

>>86986851

Speaking of which, we still haven't met a Linda have we? The Giant mentions Richard and Linda in Return Part 1. He also mentions two numbers, 430 and 253. 253 is definitely the time (2:53) that Frank, Andy, Bobby, and Hawk needed to be at Jack Rabbit's Palace. But I don't think 430 has come up yet?

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>>86986085
Kek

So, is Audrey the dreamer?

>>86986675
Nothing lasts Anon. But cherish things before they go.

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>>86986790
DAMN good.

>>86986521
>implying third-worlders matter

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Just a friendly reminder best boy isn't dead and will be back

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>>86985973

>>86987030
He's so attractive in a weird way, goddamn.
Definitely /ourguy/

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>>86987030
you have good taste anon

>>86987030
If he comes back he'll be getting tortured in the lodged

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>dat music

>>86987082
>Normal evil Richard is stuck in the lodge
>his good Dougie tier doppleganger is released into the world

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SPREAD THE INFECTION
WHERE YOU SPILL YOUR SEED

Well Cooper didn't forget about the ring under the pillow, right?

>Eddie Vedder sings ON THE EPISODE WHERE DOUGIE COMES BACK

VEDDER FAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT or i should say VEDDER fag because i bet it was a single bitter loser

>>86987123
He probably got it while changing.

Gibe Zawaski's twitter handle.

>>86987117
FUCK YOU

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all memes aside vedder killed it with out of sand

>>86986521
>random, disconnected scenes

This guy is just a retard.

>>86986675
After Twin Peaks is done, this decade of television is pretty much over. Nothing else will come close.

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>>86985973
He just keeps fucking giving and getting better, what did we do to deserve this

RUNNING OUT OF SAND

>>86986960
Apparently Linda was the fat trout dude's disabled wife. The one who he got the wheelchair for from the fucking government.

I wonder why the fireman said two birds one stone after naming both richard and linda...

>>86987183
Yeah i was about to post i really liked the song
sauce for the goose

For what it's worth, I liked the Eddie Vedder song.

>>86987271
Linda might end up at the same coordinates somehow.

>>86987255
So since nothing before 1990 is even remotely kino, we can safely say the best series of each decade has been:
>'90s: Twin Peaks
>'00s: L O S T
>'10s: Twin Peaks: The Return

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>>86987356
this is my list too

>>86987255
Pretty much, but the Coen brothers are directing a series for next year. Just like the original series, the Return will inspire many to come. It may not seem that way now with how much GoT is overexposed, but all of the creators and people in the business right now I'm sure are watching The Return very, very closely.

>>86987356
Hell no. LOST turned into a complete mess. A lot of potential completely wasted by season 4.

>>86987356
I'd say battlestar maybe
both had weak endings though

>>86985853
Not even going to pretend I didn't tear up when the music kicked in. This was masterful in it's implementation.

This episode made me feel something, TV hasn't done that for me in decades. I'm glad to have shared this with /TPG/.

I love you all and will miss this.

will we get another seasons guys. can lynch do it.

>>86987402
I loved Battlestar Galactica.

>>86987398
this post just sparked rage in me

>>86986296
>uh we're sort of gangsters...
>don't worry about it!
>HOOORAYYY!

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>>86987410
Now is not the time for tears.
that comes later

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Will we see this suave fucker again?

>>86987432
I'm sorry but it's true. It was the show of loose ends. They were not even done "artfully", they just fucking forgot. To compare it to Twin Peaks is a disgrace.

>>86985952
>25 years in between
Is Kale immortal?

>>86987482
No, he's in prison I think.

>>86987425
>>86987402
I fucking loved that show,
Baltar's arc alone, and so many well written characters. that was a ride week to week.

>>86987485
how can one person be so painfully wrong?

>>86987356
Carnivale

>>86987117
>this is quality of special effects in 2017 tv show
jesus fuck

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>>86985973
>

>>86987517
it's on purpose, you've been lynched

>>86987356
I'm torn between the two opposites that this season is a great 'tv experience' in the same way Lost benefited from weekly watches or that it was truly intended to be watched as an extended long movie. I can't make my mind up and will probably just have to wait for rewatch time to see.

>>86987509
Oh don't act like you have superpowers

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>>86985803
hahahahahahaah is this twin peaks now,

bahahahahaaaa

jesus has lynch fucking lost it? Is there even any of that comfy sitcom parody sense that the goat original series had? fuck this looks dumb as fuck. Glad i never bothered LOL

>>86987398
I just feel bad for you

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Is it about the bunnies?

>>86987517
LYNCHED

>muh bad CGI
wow it's not like things that take place in the lodges/waiting room are supposed to be strange and off-putting or anything

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>>86987509
he's right though, lost was basically junk food and it's being compared to a 10 course meal at dorsia

>>86986222
>very tall dwarf
You mean giant?

>>86987485
>>86987564
I know this isn't the thread for this but seriously they explained literally everything if you just pay attention and watch the whole show. Unless you're the kind of faggot that requires graphs and spreadsheets to explain magic in which case why are you watching twin peaks

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>>86987566
>Glad i never bothered LOL

>>86987517
>wahhh wahhh I need serious effects fun is not allowed wahhh

>>86987488
I think he's sadly had a little secret digital de-aging and it was most apparent in this shot even though he still does look pretty good.

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>>86987566
What? OP's webm is supposed to be funny, as it is, and the whole season is filled with great comedy

>>86985803
fuck yes..i couldn't wipe the smile off my face when Coop finally was back. BRAVO LYNCH

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>>86987581
its not. about. the bunnies.

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>>86987356
>So since nothing before 1990 is even remotely kino

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>>86985973

>>86987356
>>86987706
Fanny and Alexander is also pretty good.

>>86987633
This, but explaining the "loose ends" after I've wasted hours of the past seven years of my life explaining it to people who refuse to be wrong gives me a headache. Hurr muh walt muh numbers

>I'am Reddit.

What did he mean by this?

>>86987633
The entirety of Xavier: Renegade Angel is much more coherent and well thought out than anything in the last season of LOST

If you think there's any meaning in there, you probably think there's any meaning in every shit you take

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>>86985973

>>86987671
as in no, its way over the top and lynch trying to direct a legit action scene before he dies. all the press for this season has been "muh dark edgy show".

did they forget what made the show good in the first place. The sitcom parody self awareness

>>86986521
You better hope I never find you, motherfucker. Because if I do you’re fucking dead. I’m gonna play bongos with your hollowed out skull.

>>86987782
but he made wild a heart he's done over the top action before

>>86987566

> I'm so happy I don't like things.

>>86987782
That scene is actually mocking gritty action stuff that takes itself too seriously though.

>>86987782
I prefer vedderposting than cheap bait posting.

>>86987671
>Part 12
>Not 7/10

>>86987633

The problem with your comparison is that for its first three or four years, the showrunners behind Lost insisted that there would be a rational and science-based explanation for all the mysteries on the island. That was a bold-faced lie. The explanations we were given were completely fantastical and, in my humble opinion, kind of stupid. Twin Peaks never lied. There is blatant magical realism in the third episode. Also I just think Lynch is better at it, and it's worth mentioning that the more surreal elements of Lost were clearly heavily inspired by Twin Peaks.

What will tpg reaction when cooper says "my wife's son"

>>86987812
You don't mock things by ironically doing the exact same thing.

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>>86987665
>implying Showtime can afford realistic looking face animation

>>86987746

The proof is in the pudding, namefag. Put up or shut up.

>>86987782
>did they forget what made the show good in the first place. The sitcom parody self awareness
how about what made the show good in the first place was it being different for its era with a quirky sense of humour? Which the new show is, but in a different way?
>inb4 h-ha master troll I was only pretending to be retarded

>>86987831

I would have said so a few weeks ago just because of the Audrey scene. Now, between that and French bitch I think it's probably among the funniest episodes of the whole thing

CAN'T CLIMB TO HEAVEN

I rate this fan service episode -1/10

>>86987812
in what way? please explain. because in the context of the story there is nothing mocking about that scene.

>>86987832
Indeed, the show really tried to hammer the whole "oh don't worry, everything has a meaning, everything makes sense, you just wait"

There are things there that don't have an explanation because they legit didn't actually remember them. As in they didn't know what the fuck to do anymore. When there's no explanation, making one up in your head doesn't make you smarter.

Fuuuuck, I just finished the episode.
I'm shaking. I don't want this to end.

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>>86987566

>>86987902
Hutch and Chantal were comic relief characters and over the top assassins. They're death is supposed to be a parody of gritty deaths that evil henchmen characters get in newer crime TV shows. I think you're taking the show too seriously.

>>86987858
>muh cgi
This is done intentionally. The kill in episode 2 has an even more bizarre effect to it. Still think de-aging isn't out of the question.

>>86987117
>brought to you by Tim and Eric

>>86987861
I watched that scene over and over again just because I loved how morbid it was. Didn't really notice the fakeness until the 9th rewatch.
The scene is simply too fast for you to take note of it.

>>86987832
No they didn't, in fact they said the opposite, in the cuse/lindelof podcasts during the season 3 hiatus they put an entire episode towards taking the piss out of the smoke monster=nanobots theory. They repeatedly said they didn't want any "midichlorian" explanations, i.e. unnecesarilt introducing a physical basis for the phenomenon shown in the show. They also repeatedly mocked the idea of a "joop" ending, where joop sits in a swivel chair with a pipe and explains every mystery lecture style.

I remember there was one crack up episode where they read out an explanation about extra dimensional time crystals or something

Why are you lying?

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>>86987881
>showtimefags who picked up the show last year trying to defend this totally out of tone new season.

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100%/10 episode

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>>86987482

>>86987858

That's exactly how you mock things unless you're a hack who can't resist winking at the camera every five seconds. True satire requires confidence, in the material and in the audience. Lynch has that mostly by virtue of not giving a single fuck what people think, but he's very good at it.

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>>86987902
Going by your original post you almost make it sound as if you're going by the webm alone and are not actually watching the show. That can't be true right though anon? Nobody would actually think they understand the tone of the show without actually watching it, right?

If Diane was manufactured... then who was phone?

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>>86988011

Lynch's latest victim.

WHEN WILL SOMEBODY STOP HIM

>>86987998
>y-you're a shill for liking a show that isn't just a rehash of the original
this is how you sound like

>>86987997

That is completely untrue, but I'd like to refrain from continuing to argue with you because I think you legitimately have some kind of mental illness or social disorder and I don't want to upset you.

>>86987581
>last 5 minutes of the episode
>final showdown in the station
>it was the bunnies all along and Cooper dies without their power

>>86987976
>>86987974

>lynchdrones on damage control trying to defend this clusterfuck of a scene

shameful. rewatch elephant man to be reminded of what this man was once capable of.

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What do you guys think we're in for with the finale?

This episode had a brisk and almost whimsical pace, everything (aside from Diane) was dreamy and wonderful, everything went the right way, Cooper is a man on a mission, he has his posse with him and everything is looking like it is in order.

Are things going to crumble in the finale? Like are we going metaphysical, given the Audrey scene and the backwards music playing? Or are we going to get a straight shot finale where Cooper comes to town and solves everything?

So- Audrey went to the roadhouse, but everyone else goes to the Bang Bang Bar.

It's all in her head right?

>>86988060
Lynch/Anderson (Coop/Ike) edited scene when?

>>86988094
Elephant Man was a serious drama and not what he was going for with Twin Peaks the return. One was a serious biopic and the other was the return of a series about a goofy pie loving FBI agent.

>>86988104
I can't tell if you're serious or not

The Roadhouse is the Bang Bang Bar

>>86987998

You have not actually watched the original series if you think that sequence is remotely out of the ordinary for this show, apart from being bloodier because it's not on ABC.

>>86987985
I noticed it the first time around especially the ridiculous shot of the dummy before Todd is even shot. Really made me chuckle and took me out of the action.

Also did you really rewatch the episode 9 times?

>>86987868
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/80607772/

Seven hours of my life I'll never get back. Other examples on the archive if you're willing to look for it.
>>86988092
You're full of shit, anon.

>>86988094
You didn't answer if you're actually watching the show anon. >>86988042

>>86988147
Just the shooting part.

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I'm gonna miss these scenes.

>>86988076
>hey I was born in 1997 and picked up twin peaks through a gif on tumblr, btw my mom used to put out her Marlboro lights on my arms, dahh dont worry deff not a tard tho

this is how you sound like

>>86988157
Well, four posts in I came across this:

>Anne Erin !W1MmioNU0A

! BEWARE !
! DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE !

http://archive.foolz.us/tv/thread/23212937/#23213836
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S47148224#p47148635
http://archive.foolz.us/tv/thread/23212937/#23213984

! BEWARE !
! DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE !

Are you sure you want to be linking people to this?

>>86988011
How does Lynch manage to land himself around such beautiful women and such terrible sleazy guys.

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>>86987998
>this totally out of tone new season

Stop acting as though this is a series that has continually put out a consistent line of seasons, and that this is some sort of transgression against a pre-established doctrine.

Twin Peaks hasn't been around in over 20 years -- even the film was tonally completely removed from the television series. To think that a Twin Peaks revival series would be a comfy, donut-and-coffee infested sitcom parody is totally ridiculous. The show ended on a disturbing, incredibly dark, and macabre tone.

In brilliant fashion, people whining about Twin Peaks having changed are in direct conflict with the theme of the new show - that time changes people, and time changes the world. Evidently, the town of Twin Peaks is now very different from what we remember. Expecting it to be the same is foolish at best and outright inconsiderate to the intelligence of its writers being able to construct a believable world and story.

tl;dr you were Lynched

>>86988104
It's all in your head right?

>>86988216
>post not found
hmm makes me think

>>86988136
the original series was never a serious drama as well.

>>86988157

I think you're confusing explanations with shit pulled out of one's ass.

>>86988207
>projecting this much
go to bed, Michael

>>86986521
I agree with all this but I've enjoyed the shit out of the season. Have I been Lynched?

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>>86988207
Odd how you didn't counter his argument but went straight to insults. Hmmmm..

>>86986521
You literally cannot dispute it because it doesn't offer any actual critique, just an expression of personal distaste.

>>86987356
hell yeah baby

>>86988257
I think you're confusing explanations with having a person stand in front of a camera with a list of Official Canon Word Of God Explanations. For those of us with IQs above 80, we can draw our own obvious conclusions from context clues and dialogue.

>>86988257
That's what people have to do to validate the amount of time they wasted on a show that has a pretty good concept and decides to take a massive shit on it

anyway i've got to go get my sister from work, talk later virgins

>>86987402
>>86987425
>>86987502
FUCK yes. I mean, don't get me wrong, like Lost Battlestar Galactica had a lackluster ending, but the show was in general much better.

Gaius Baltar did nothing wrong.

>>86988157
>http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/80607772/
>They Died on the Plane. Sorry.
>When Christian said some people died before and some people died after, he meant the people who were not on the plane like Penny, Ben, etc.
>It doesn't make much sense that Claire would be pregnant in the after life if she didn't die on the plane.
>It's simply that Jack tried to make sense of his death, his brain trying to make purpose and meaning in his final moments.
>It would also explain all the phenomena that is simply inexplicable. The plot holes and mythos. >The Dharma initiative? It's someone trying to make sense of their death.
>People keep saying to rewatch Christian's statements to Jack and hence prove that the island was real. He simply meant Jack's feelings were real, not what took place.
>That's my take on it, but it's ridiculous if you think the wreckage of the plane as the last shots has no meaning. The creators wouldn't let that play during their credits if it held no meaning.
>Otherwise, if the island was in fact real, then that would make the whole show pointless. You can argue all day that the show was about the characters, but then there wouldn't be so much focus on all the phenomena that took place. And that would just prove the much of the show was pointless since a huge percentage of the show is to experience the non character elements. The locations, the 'magic,' the fight of good and evil is simply introspection in your last moments.

Confirmed for being completely full of shit. Also if you were right that'd be a completely idiotic explanation that was guessed by people in the first year of it being on television, so you're btfo either way.

>>86988314
>Lost had a lackluster ending
WEE OOOH WEE OOOH RETARD ALERT

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>>86988145
>kooky moments like a civil war character subplot which are clearly dumb and a joke

>full on action scene with death that has no trace of satire whatsoever

hmm. really activated my almonds.

>>86988242
watch it everyone, he's trying to cover his tracks

>dougie wakes up

can't believe it's already been 16 episodes before this. best moment in recent tv history.

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>>86987966
I can't believe we're so close to the finale. Only a few days left and Twin Peaks ends forever. Many people have waited 25 years for this moment and it's finally here.

>>86988391
It's going to be awkward calling him Cooper instead of Dougie.

>>86988292
>you didn't get it because ur dumb

Typical fallback argument for someone who doesn't actually have any. The show ended 6 years ago. Get over it. If you like it, great. I disagree. If you can't handle the fact that I disagree with you and have to chalk it up to ignorance, you're just being autistic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkWbIv3L5UY

Thread theme

>>86988172
>>86988042
reread the thread

>>86988308

would you maybe consider not coming back?

>>86988404
Seriously though. That end scene with Audrey was fucking amazing. They really tricked me into thinking she wasn't in a coma.

I can't wait for next week. Fuck, I'll have to watch the finale with a friend. I really want to watch it alone.

>>86988095
Since it's a double episodes I think there will be a long 'weird' sequence in the lodges and all that stuff but I think this time around Lynch will also try to wrap up as much as he can in Twin Peaks and put a lot of plot resolving stuff in there.

Then again, knowing that there still is a chance he'll make another season - I wouldn't be suprised at all if it's gonna be left very open ended again.

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>>86987782
You're either trolling or one dumb cuck. Why was everyone rolling on the floor during this scene minus you? Why would they throw a Mitchum brothers joke in the middle of the scene if Lynch was going for serious, dark action? I can't believe I got baited by such a fucking retard on the sliver of a chance that you're actually handicapped mentally.

>>86988354
The characters who died were comic relief. They were there to kill Cooper, who has miraculously managed to survive every attempt made on his life while walking around as a vegetable throughout the entire series. The fight starts because they parked their van in front of some guy's driveway and he wants them to move so he can park his car. The scene also includes other comic relief characters cowering in a corner watching all of this happen and then remarking about how Dougie lives in a bad neighborhood.

It's a fucking joke, retard.

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take off the nostalgia goggles. the new series is shit and lynch is a hack now who let his "dark director" acclaim get to him.

this new jewtime series is objectively not canon.

>>86988347

Why does it bother you so fucking much that everyone doesn't share your feelings? You should really grow up.

>>86988354
>>full on action scene with death that has no trace of satire whatsoever

It doesn't need to be 'satirical' in order to be effective. Twin Peaks was barely a satirical show. It had a profoundly captivating emotional element to it that only the most retarded coffee-and-donuts idiots could miss.

Insofar as that scene is concerned, it isn't entirely serious. The entire scene escalates because the two people in the van won't move out of the guy's driveway, and they end up in an impromptu gun fight for no reason whatsoever, that the FBI just watch and let take place.

>>86987356
>'60s The Prisoner
>'70s MASH
>'80s ????
>'90s Twin Peaks
>'00s ????
>'10s Twin Peaks

>>86988559
L Y N C H E D
Y
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>>86985973

>>86988578
>The Prisoner
I was going to say this. The Twilight Zone, also.

>80's
Cheers.

>>86988559
but there is barely any nostalgia in the show like if cooper would be meme'ing about coffee from episode 1 i'd agree with you but lynch has been actively avoiding any fan service for the entire season.

>>86988578
'00s Carnivale

Vedderfags slowly morphin into anti third season fags because they didn't get what they wanted

The tears

>>86988576
>twin peaks was barely a satirical show

>literally conceived as a dramatic satirical show of tele-novelas and sitcoms.

>finale is gonna be 2 hours of James riding his bike through the mountains
we're gonna get lynched fellas

>>86986097
>>86986418
>>86986732
>>86986452
>>86986732
you are all retarded. this is legitimately intentional.
it is based on one of his old short films:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uDsVi2EU_E

>All these butthurt normies trying to shit on the show after realising that their precious GoT is actually garbage
haha

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the fuck is Tammy in this cut?

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How do you even create such lovable characters in such a short span of time?

Robert Knepper doesn't get enough credit for his performance. I love the look on his face when he's assured by Cooper and Candie that him and his brother have hearts of gold, it's the face of a man who's had his struggles but always done the right thing to the good people in his life.

He looks so happy to hear it being recognized.

>>86986401
what is this? is twin peaks a simulation?

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>>86985973

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>>86988716
Was it intentional?

>>86988576
It is serious, this where all of you are wrong. Its a similar scene to the 119 scene or all the little character subplots, it's introspection. Lynch hates the state of the current America if you hadn't figured it out, I won't go as far as to say it's an anti-gun scene but it's about the ultra violence America has so easily adopted. Like you say, it's about a stupid squabble that ends up in a double murder in a high class suburb. For the brothers (who are also armed) it's not something particularly surprising.

>>86988696
Wrong.

>>86988727
I've loved Robert Knepper in everything I've seen him in and he's absolutely wonderful on TP.

>>86988728

Audrey is the dreamer

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>>86988714
>20 year old kids who dropped the show mid season 2 trying to comment about the show

>>86986119
I guess Lynch's like gambling and filming in Vegas gave him an excuse to do it.
probably got a deal with a casino

>>86988727
I really like the Mitchum brothers and Candie, they're all so lovable.

>>86986119
Vegas, the city of debauchery and mischief is now the wholesome place to be as opposed to Twin Peaks where everyone is fucked up, rude and degenerate.

Cooper will bring balance back to Twin Peaks.

>>86988716
Wtf, post the whole scene.

>>86988785
He almost saved the shitshow that was post season 1 Heroes. Which is one hell of an accomplishment.

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What was his fucking problem?

>>86988707

I love how The Return seems to be encapsulating everything Lynch has ever done. It's like it's what he's been building towards for his whole career.

>>86988716
huh, didn't notice that at all

>>86988841
he didn't want to talk about judy

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I can't even describe how incredible this is
how did Lynch pull it off

>>86988813
I want a vapid Candy girl.

>>86988752
>>86988716
That really can't be an accident. Don't know what the fuck is going on there.

>>86988841

He died before Lynch could film his scenes

>>86988892
>>86988752
SHE CAN'T BE TRUSTED

Apparently during Richard's death scene you can see a shooting star/ufo. Anyone else see it?

>>86988822
The point of Twin Peaks as a location originally was that rural towns are rife with seedy characters. It, as it is in season 3, is not in contrast to how it originally was in any way.

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>>86988916
yeah it's pretty clearl - you can see it here, I don't think it's anything significant though.

>>86988823
>>86988868
Cut goes Diane > Albert alone taking gun out> Diane > Albert and Tammy. Camera is in slightly different angle in scene with Albert >>86988716
I don't have any >webm converter installed now

>>86988785
That dude made me watch all of PB including the last season. Which I thought was a joke but ended fairly ok for what it had to offer I guess.

Read somewhere else that Eps 17 and 18 are available to download in the UK... not sure if they were retarded or trolling though.

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>>86988776
try watching the original show first

>>86988841
I haven't been keeping track. He gave some fake numbers right?

>>86988890

I chuckled heartily.

There might honestly be some truth to that though. I mean, Cooper being in a coma for the first 15 minutes of this episode was obviously a pleb filter.

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>>86988242
>>86988380
i dont get it, the archives that still have it dont seem that bad. theres atleast 2 places you can still see those posts. saved them both tho, so if they go down ill post them here sometime

>>86988957
looks like a bullet

>>86988916
looks like dust in the foreground m8

>>86988971
you think if they were actually available people on here wouldn't have been talking about it already

>>86988752
>>86988716
>>86988892
>>86988911

SHE'S A FUCKING TULPA JUST LIKE DIANE

HOLY SHIT

I GOT LYNCHED

>>86988961
yeah, just rewatched it, looks super jarring. no idea what it means though

>>86986675
>tfw we got a new season of TP after all these years
>it rivals season one and is the best show i've seen since true detective
thank you lynch, you give me hope.

>>86988957
well, if they shot this scene in the desert of nevada, there's a stron possibility that it was a u.f.o.

>>86988957
I think that's some sort of string, and something going through it. Light? Electricity?

>>86988973
You'd look less stupid if you just followed through one of the numerous citation links there and posted a direct source. I'm not the person who said you were wrong, by the way.

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>>86989014
>>86989021
>tfw 4 gunshots and 5 marks

Reminder that Twin Peaks was an unironic soap opera.

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>>86989055
you should honestly stop posting and catch up on the original series. although idk if youll be able to pay attention for too long. there are no shootouts or car chases.

>>86989128
>>86989128
>>86989128

>>86988949
I'd argue the seediness of the characters has been cranked up to 11 compared to the original series. The original series' characters were pretty bad, but now everyones awful, the entire town. Not just the main characters.

NEW

>>86989151
>>86989151
>>86989151

>>86988957
OK so it's either a random dust particle or Laura's Dragonball.

This show makes me think weird shit.

>>86989149
shit, well, you were first so ignore >>86989163 this thread

>>86988979
>There might honestly be some truth to that though.

Of course there is.

Remember in FWWM when someone smashed a television with a sledgehammer?

Lynch knows what people are like. He's been trying to make weird movies for decades and he must see all the terrible plebian shit that gets millions and billions of dollars.

>>86988892
>>86988911
>>86989014
she scooted over guys, you can see her chair in the edge of the frame

>>86989149
>>86989163
Which thread is tulpa?

>>86988863
That's why I find watching his films so engrossing. They feel like all one big universe. Even Twin Peaks iconic red room was derived from the floor we see in Eraserhead. I love seeing movies and artists or directors that do this shit. Kubrick was another one but sadly he's passed away.

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>Sara palmer Bloody Mary recipe is cheap vodka and premade mix

>Bradley Mitchum obviously wholesome with top shelf vodka and fresh vegetables


What did lynch mean by this?

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>>86989149
>>86989163
Oh that's fucking typical.

>>86988559
I take what i can get. The series not continuing in the '90s means it will never be whole again. Lynch at least tried to salvage the story and create something nice of it.

>>86986401
>>86988728

There's some important things we need to remember about Audrey's scenes that probably give away what's happening to her but I haven't really figured it out yet.

The massive amount of trees in her and Charlie's house. Trees on the curtains, trees on the lampshades, and wood panels everywhere.

She survived an explosion, which is linked to spirits traveling through the lodges. (Fire, electricity, atom bomb, etc.)

>>86988707
>>86987517
>>86987537

I really want to get to the bottom of this whole effects thing. Everything about this new season is perfect and it's really obvious that Lynch had complete creative control, which can be seen in every single episode. It's unlike anything you'd find in Hollywood movies, but it's also very unusual for art film (his weird incorporation of satire-like elements, sound design, the pacing, the perfect-but-odd combination of serious metaphysical surrealist fuckery and lighthearted comedy, but most of all, the visual effects.)
Like, what the fuck is he trying to do with the whole bad visual effects thing? Sometimes, they are perfectly executed, other times, they are on the level of a 16 year old who's been learning Adobe After Effects for 2 weeks (the Sarah Palmer Scene, Diane in the new episode, the limo ride in the new episode (notice the green around their heads), ...).

>>86989299
>cheap vodka
>top shelf vodka
Implying there is much difference. You either go potatoes or wheat and that's it. trust me, I'm slav

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>>86986675
Read all the books, the Final Dossier comes out after the finale.

Listen to the soundtracks and feel some shit.

Rewatch the series. I'm sure you've been keeping up with the discussion and catching things you've missed but you may have never actually -felt- the things you've missed. After the finale i'm sure more revelations will be revealed that make everything feel different in retrospect and I'm sure there are even more details other people missed.

Get your friends and family into the show.

Or even just go for a fucking walk and take a look at what's going on around you and how things like nature can look like shots that are taken directly from Twin Peaks including their emotional impact if you just focus. Go people watching and shit.

I follow this guy on twitter that's getting absolutely Lynched. He complains about nearly everything and basically whines about stuff that aren't clearly spelled out to him.

>>86989542
post his twitter, i like laughing at dummies

>>86989532
A different anon than which you replied to here. Beautifully said Anon.

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>>86989434
edge of the chair is in still the frame, tammy is just outside of it.

>>86989393
I don't think it has anything to with budget and is completely on purpose, for instance, the mushroom cloud looked perfect.

I think Lynch loves showing the artificiality of special effects - he's been doing it all his career. for instance with the fake bird in the Blue Velvet ending, where he could so easily have put a real bird in a window for that shot.

>>86989417
Times filtered anon.

>>86988992
>>86988242
heh im liking this so far. spent over a year harping about trump and how hillary would win, loads of statistics charts, australian, law degree bullshit, faps to emmas feet and watches anime...and said he thinks narcissa wright is hot

15 000 posts of this sorta stuff, wew

>>86988001
FUCK YOU

>>86985853
Bushnell, we truly are the last of us

>>86989393
How can people still have doubts about this? His complety conscious artistic decision is to make the effects related to the Black Lodge and shit to look exactly as they do. They look great and convey what they want to convey. Thinking that it's "bad CGI" in long scenes such as yesterday's with Diane is like deliberatedly missing the point.

>>86988559
>What is Eraserhead and Blue Velvet

>>86989633
Yeah, it looks completely on purpose to me as well. I've just been wondering about what this purpose is. Exposing the artificiality of special effects, as you put it, seems like a decent theory. If you've perhaps seen Nymphomaniac by Lars von Trier, there is a scene where a movie camera is seen in a mirror (it's in the center of the shot so it's 100% not a mistake) and it seems to be the same statement. Something about the artificiality of cinema as a medium, or any art for that matter. Kinda like leaving big fat brushstrokes on a canvas, instead of going for a hyperrealistic look (for example Rembrandt or Frank Auerbach or Lynch's beloved Francis Bacon).

I think it's an aesthetic statement. But perhaps it's something else entirely. I really hope Lynch gets interviewed about it or mentions it someday.

>>86989945
>>86989871
Perhaps we should treat Twin Peaks: The Return as an important step in aesthetics of the digital.

>>86987858
Err, you mean just as the original Twin Peaks mocked soap operas by being a superb soap opera?

>>86988205
The first time the Mitchum brothers appeared I didn't expect they'd ended up being so good. Holy shit.