/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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This dull, painful series is never ever ever ever going to end

>>86989128
I AM the FBI

>>86989131
Are you retarded? I said I wasn't the person who said you were wrong. You're correct, I'm telling you to cite your sources properly instead of screencapping a wikipedia article, especially when you have a direct link to the sources in your own image.

Daily Reminder that they intentionally use very bad early 2000's style computer animation for everything involving the black lodge and the seeds, it's got something to do with the electric nature

We've seen them use actually good/decent effects elsewhere in the real world.

Post yfw you realize you'll never get to experience The Return for the first time ever again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

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>>86989234

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Who's sending the messages?

>>86989271
this, it's obvious. how are people not picking up on it? things happening in the lodges are supposed to be/look weird and offputting

>THAT FINAL FUCKING SCENE

DUDE WHAT


THE BAR IS ANOTHER DIMENSION ISN'T IT. I KNEW EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THAT PLACE SEEMED FUCKING WEIRD, ESPECIALLY WITH RENOE BEING ALIVE IN THERE.

>>86989161
I think that's just because we aren't seeing as much of the town. We've seen good and wholesome behaviour in the sheriff's station and in the RR diner, but the show is focused on Twin Peaks as a setting so we only go there for important stuff, which is mostly the bad shit.

>>86989302
Unknown.

Wait, why are people saying it's gonna end next week? Wasn't it 18 episodes?

Lynch has lost it.

>>86989354
Next week we get both the final episodes together


Gunna be in a for a huge fucking general

>>86989354
Next week is a double

>>86989354
is it future..... or past?

>>86989318
I think that's just a fragment of Audrey's psyched out mind.

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post >yfw "goodbye my son"

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>>86989318
>tfw you realize that all of the roadhouse scenes that seem disconnected from the rest of the plot are just manifestations of aspects in audrey's psyche

>>86989379
Oh god that's going to bust my balls

>>86989309
If this shows has done anything it has shown to me how FUCKING DUMB 95% of ppl are

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Remember that Tammy is a lie.

>>86989218
>he thinks he's somehow being a hardcore trole
kek :^)

>>86989128
>>86989271
>>86989309

Dude, this is legit more eery and weird than if it looked "real".
Like, imagine if you, your real fucking eyes, saw this kind of visuals in "real time" IRL. Like, someone standing infront of you suddenly turned into a still jpeg and started skewing around.
I'd freak out WAY fucking more at that shit than if they just exploded in chunks of gore.
I'd be questioning the very fabric of reality.

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rip chantal

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>>86989128
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VEDDERFAGS UTTERLY FUCKING DESTROYED and redeemed

>Audrey got to fuck and have a baby with a man she crushed heavily on/loved
>OOPS it was actually his doppelganger
honestly, not even mad. At least it was A version of Coop.

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>>86989318
"Audrey's Dance" played backwards is my new favorite credit sequence from the show, what a surreal and creepy way to end the penultimate episode.

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>ruskie leaks were real

>>86989477
like, i feel like given some of the other effects that we've seen that it's obviously intentionally being done this way

>>86989481
>posting a webm from atypical
littrrlly autism

Im really not convicned that audrey is in a coma. Intensive psychiatric care is much more logical. I think that Dopplecoop does something with the people he raped: something bad happened to diane and imi willing to bet that this is what happened to audrey as well.

>>86989309
>>86989271
wait, people don't get this? Like unironically don't get this.

>>86989536
Hey, you recognized it.

>>86989389
Will Jerry turn into a woodsmen?

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Post yfw during this scene

>>86986675
Just read all the books, the Final Dossier comes out after the finale.

Listen to the soundtracks and feel some shit.

Rewatch the series. I'm sure you've been keeping up with the discussion and catching things you've missed but you may have never actually -felt- the things you've missed. After the finale i'm sure more revelations will be revealed that make everything feel different in retrospect and I'm sure there are even more details other people missed.

Get your friends and family into the show.

Or even just go for a fucking walk and take a look at what's going on around you and how things like nature can look like shots that are taken directly from Twin Peaks including their emotional impact if you just focus. Go people watching and shit.

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>>86989128
I got absolutely Lynched this past 3 months has been the best television experience I've had

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FUUUUUU WHERE IS CHIEF KIEF

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>>86989576
>yfw Jerry next episode walks into the portal

>yfw the woodsman approaches him

>yfw Jerry asks him for a light as he pulls out at a fat joint


>YFW "THE WOODS, MAN"

>>86989512
Audrey doesn't deserve the real thing. The bitch fucked Billy Zane after saying she loved Coop.

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wut?

>>86989586
I got spoiled before I watched it. Top notch though.

>>86989586
what kind of gun was it?

>>86989301
>Mr. Mullins, I'm FBI

What did he mean by this?

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>>86989565

>>86989586
I was honestly convinced that Chantal and Hutch were going to kill Janey during last weeks frk scene. I'm very surprised she and Sonny Jim survived. I throught she was going to go back to doigie in the black lodge.

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>>86989407
>tfw audrey's mind was blasted into the wood in the roadhouse when she survived the explosion and now she haunts that booth that we keep seeing every sit at.

>>86989627

>can't tell if lazy editing or off-putting stylistic choice

l-lynched?

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>>86989623
OH SHIT

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>>86989586

>>86989576
Jerry will encounter the woodsmen and hell actually give them a light, ending all conflict.

>>86989518
I feel like I should see the mindfuck coming bu they get me every time. There's a motherfucking red curtain behind them ffs.

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>>86989586

Whenever I have any idea where any given scene is going in this series I'm immediately proved wrong. Who the fuck was that guy?

>>86989627
I hate Tammy.

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>the last episode final roadhouse might be Julee cruise

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>>86989406

im really glad i never listened to out of sand during the 10,000 times it was posted because honestly it was actually pretty nice

>>86989301
I almost cried of happiness.

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>>86989128
>Laura Dern plays Diane
>Naido is supposedly the real Diane
>Naido is an anagram for A Dino
>Laura Dern was in Jurassic Park
>Jurassic Park is part of Twin Peaks canon

Finale will involve A Dino

>>86989715
Just a Polish Accountant.

I have a feeling that Mike or the Fireman was somehow involved in setting up that bit of "fate."

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>>86989586

>>86989354
They canceled airing of episode 18. I know it sucks. It's going to "end" next week with ep 17. Lynch has said he will destroy the master print of 18 unless Showtime changes their mind.

>>86989718
I sure hope so. Most of them have been total shit.
>fucking Nine Inch Nails

>Final episode will just be two hours of the Road House showing the Duran Duran concert film Lynch made on a shitty beamer and nothing else happening

>>86989623
>after years, decades of searching
>someone has finally
>got a light

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So Diane is at the Sheriff's station.
Naido is there.
Judy was supposed to Josie's sister, and therefore asian.
Cooper has met Judy before.

Are Diane and Judy the same person? Are they related at all? What's the significance of Diane being Janey's half sister?

>>86989677
Yeah.

I think it is highly unlikely to be accidental. Specially in this show where things are not supposed to make a lot of sense.

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What the fuck was their problem?

>>86989128
Is it weird that I think Mike is cute?

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>>86989627
she left off screen to reach drawer with her gun
she did really fast, and there is nothing unnatural or sinister about that

>>86989715
He lived there and they parked on his driveway. Few weeks ago car exploded nearby, it's perfectly natural he will carry a gun.

>>86989817
>Dian(e)
>Naid(o)
>(C)andie

Who's the real Diane

what were the names told by the giant that cooper was supposed to remember again?

I was perfectly fine with Dougie being Dougie forever. I didn't mind either way if Coop came back or not. But holy fucking shit, the way it just happened so all of a sudden was outstanding. I couldn't stop laughing.

I fucking love Lynch

>>86989718
it has to be

I just finished it and it was fucking great. What made me like Coop the most since the first episode that he was always in charge and it was just that

>>86989792
kys pleb

>>86989834
I get my Twin Peaks torrents from some public torrent tracker and I got spoiled about Diane being in the first episode she appeared in. It was on the first page. Fuck gene kelly you motherfucker.

>>86989838
Took like 20 replies for one reasonable man. We have all gone mad.

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>tfw this new season could have easily been nostalgic fan service shit and everyone would have loved it but instead we get something totally different and even surpassed the original show

>>86989817

I think when Jefferies said Booper met her before, I think he was referring to when Cooper saw Naida before going through the outlet. Because they're, like, the same person?

>>86989862

Richard and Linda.

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>>86989773
>meanwhile Diane is an anagram for A Dine
finale will involve dodgson

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>>86989604

HMM WHOSE DAUGHTER COULD SHE PLAYING

>>86989859
>Naido
>Diane
Fuck I hadn't noticed the similarities. It's obviously her.

>>86989817
>Diane being Janey's half sister?

Its not her half sister, It was just a bullshit excuse she invented to tell the fbi where dougie was

>>86989859
You forgot the other two bunny girls. They had anagrams of Diane with an extra letter. Sandie and Mandie I think? Feel free to correct me.

Dian(e)
Naid(o)
(c)andie
(m)andie
(s)andie

It spells out COMES.

>>86989870
I was like those game of thrones public watchers t.bh

I feel like Lynch is going to pull a Mulholland Drive and go full batshit insane in the last episode, like Audrey was creating everything in her mind or Laura was invented by Cooper, some shit like that

>>86989859
>Dian(e)
>Naid(o)
>(C)andie
>Nadi(n)e

>>86989906
I wouldn't go that far.

>>86989927

I keep going back and forth on that. What makes you so sure?

>>86989957
I think Lynch will leave a lot open ended.

>>86989627
Ironic she's a tulpa herself. Lynch conjured his muse into reality.

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Coop makes me so comfy. Like if you were in his presence things would just be happening and everything would be arriving on time. You'd get out of bed and your feet would magically find your slippers as the toast pops out of the toaster in the kitchen.

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>>86989586

>>86989957
I seriously hope not, and I'm really afraid it will because it looks like a pretty real possibility.

>>86989909
>>86989862

Richard and Linda, two birds with one stone.

Richard was killed on a stone too.


>>86989906
>surpassed the original show

I would go as far as to say this surpassed all of Lynch's other work. In fact it feels like a culmination of all his movies. Episode 8 was very Eraserhead, the shots of Mr. C driving was very Lost Highway, and so much more. Even Ike is from a script he never had the chance to turn into a movie.

>>86989318
uh no, did you not see one punch man and james get put in jail right after their fight in there?

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>>86989300
the return and tpg has honestly been one of the best things to happen to me in like 6 years.
i fucken love you guys.

>>86989976
Not that anon but Coop texted her messages which seemed to be controlling her and was asking about Vegas and shit.

lynch is gonna swindle another couple of million from showtime for more right. pls guys

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i didn't imagine this shit, right? i didn't DREAM this shit? cooper literally woke up last night and said I AM THE FBI and started to fix literally everything, right?

The Laura that was killed by Leland was really the tulpa version the Giant created in episode 8. The real Laura is alive and gets brought back to Sarah. The Laura in the red room who talked to Cooper was the tulpa version.

>>86990000
>>86989999
ш a 5 т e д
д i g i т 5

>>86989586
Was this really a dig at Cuckento Tarantino?

So is Richard dead or he just god lodged?
What was Richard's significance? Or Steven and Becky's? In the end they were irrelevant and died. Why?

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>>86989586

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VEDDER FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH NOT ONLY DID COOP COME BACK BUT THEN THEY PLAYED THE "FINALE" SONG AT THE END OF THE EP O AM I LAFFIN

>>86990020
>>86989318

Yeah it's not that straight forward.

The guy punching the man looking at his wife was an analogue of James getting punched by that guy for looking at Rene.

I'm calling it now Audrey is stuck in the wood in the Roadhouse.

LYNCH IS A GENIUS

>>86990077
It's all real, like those triple dubs.

>>86990086
It was a tribute. Lynch loves Tarantino.

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>>86986675
>>86986834
>>86986907
>>86987255
>>86989027
>>86987966
>>86988404
I know this feel.

I'm going to miss these threads and the show. With IMDB boards gone forever, there will never be deep kino discussions ever again. And with Twin Peaks gone forever, there will never be kino anymore. It's all over.

I feel honored to be part of this, thank you /tpg/

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>>86990127

So wait, Coop was conscious while he was Dougie and just couldn't do anything? Was he in control or himself or anything? The way he said he enjoyed his time with them implied this, right?

>>86989796
>the bar in that limo can accomodate that elaborate of a bloody mary

>>86989715
Same, this show was quite unpredictable compared to anything else. And not in a bad way.

>>86989796
candy is a fucking huge qt pie

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>You were alive to watch Twin Peaks: The Return as it aired

>>86990166
Yeah Coop was totally aware of everything that happened to him, but he couldn't do anything.

>>86990166
correct, he was trapped in his body but totally cognisant

>>86989976
Well, how did she didn't know that dougie looked exactly like cooper? Why did she only mentioned his half sister after Evil coop sent her the message about las Vegas? And its a really weird coincidence for coops tulpa to get married to dianes sister...

>>86990166
Imagine if you were dreaming about the perfect life except you were also living it.

>>86990000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uDsVi2EU_E

This was posted in the previous thread. Looks an awful lot like what happens to the people who have been manufactured when they dissolve.

He's definitely drawing upon everything he's ever done and learned throughout his career.

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what was the music in this bit? i've heard it before, i'm sure it was in FWWM. i know it was in the bit when the kid got quadrospazzed on a deathglug but

How did Coop get the third coordinate?
I know he got one by Ray and the other one by Diane.

>>86990144
ah damn, i thought i was the only one. When it was announced I was super suicidal and I thought 'no i'll wait for twin peaks and then I'll do it''. Since then my life has turned around so thinking about how i felt prior makes me feel weird.

>>86990243
That is a really, really good way to put it.

>>86990166
Yeah, it was basically Locked-In Syndrome.

>>86989846

That's what was great about it. It completely caught me off guard but at the same time it makes perfect sense if you think about it.

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>No Judy

>>86990270

Oh the numbers they come out of Jeffries' ass

Easily the best episode

>>86990166
>when you think about it Lynch is rape apologist

>>86989964
> coen
it was ((them)) all along!

>>86990000
>Richard and Linda, two birds with one stone.
linda is diane's daughter

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>>86990272
Just live your life like Cooper. There's always something to keep going for

>>86990267
I think it was the scene where Senorita Dido and the Fireman "said goodbye" to Laura's dragonball from Episode 8.

That music made me so emotional. It all felt like it was supposed to be about familial love. Hearing it again here was perfect.

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>>86990218
>you might not be alive when 96 year old lynch makes his magnum opus Twin Peaks: The Return: Again

>>86989870

I didn't mind the Dougie stuff either, and besides I think having to wait so long just made Cooper's triumphant return even more delicious.

>>86990144
david hath redeemed us all
the only auteur currently living

>>86990270
The long lost Philip Jeffries gave him some coordinates.

>>86989914
Anon...
>Cameron Thor (born March 17, 1960)is an American actor, screenwriter, film director, and acting coach. He is best known for his appearance in the film Jurassic Park as Lewis Dodgson and Hook. In 2016, he was sentenced to six years in prison for sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl.

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>>86990327
nah, it's similar but not the same. i guess it's new

>>86989128
"Coop never gets his mind back"-fags btfo

Imagine how lame it would have been if Coop came back in episode 3 or something. It was a great slow burn.

>>86990330
Twin Peaks: The Returnaloo

>>86990144
Hope there is an 18 hour cut.

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>>86990377
last night i was literally saying to myself how much better it was for the 15-week wait.

>>86990272
This show brought back some happiness that I couldn't get in a while. This summer was the first time in 10 years that I actually broke down in tears because of something that I did that was truly wrong and despicable. It's hard to tell your close ones that you aren't the same person anymore and they should not have to deal with you.

>>86990377
i love stuff that takes ages to resolve. the long con.

>>86990474

Cooper being in a coma for the first scene was just Lynch getting his last licks in before finally giving us what we wanted. It's drama 101, really. Make em wait for it.

I expected Vedder to sing Cooper Got His Mind Back In Part 15

>>86990377
It could have been done differently but definitely I don't think I would have the same reaction at all. It feels like you're finally getting what you wanted after a long wait.

So what would be worse:

>Lynch resolves every plot point next week giving us full closure and effectively ending Twin Peaks.

>Lynch doesn't resolve anything next week and leaves it completely open ended for a possible but unlikely next season

>>86990367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFQTKOiB0EM

Could it be this one?

>>86990352
any pictures of the assault?? or videos even??

>>86990519
I want this to be over forever

>>86990520
ye

>>86990512
Nah, the episodes weren't meant to be split. Today's episode wasn't supposed to be Cooper's big reveal, if anything it's just a logical continuation of last week's episode.

>>86990519
i really think we could get another season, boys.
i feel it.

>>86990519

In all honesty I think I'm fine with either one.

So Audrey is in a coma? Someone already implied this in one /tpg/.

>>86990251
It'd be fun to compile a huge list of all the possible homages and references to Lynch's other work and other films/movies/etc. when this ride is all over.

I found it interesting that in the album that was apparently inspired by Twin Peaks there's a song called Motel, and Bowie now lives in a motel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-KhzO01JRQ

I dunno if its a coincidence or not though.

>>86990349
Who sent him the wrong coordinate?

>>86990099
But then how did she birth her son?

>>86990513
I expected Vedder to look at the camera and say "you've gotten lynched like never before" and then James to come out, sing Just (You) again and Bobby to look at him and cry

Still kinda mad Xiu Xiu didn't get a musical performance on the show

>>86990608
Jeffries and the guy from the gang. Diane sent him the coordinates from the dead body's arm.

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>>86990519
i honestly dont know.
good one.

>>86990520
>>86990367
>>86990327

I need to call my mom.

>>86990377
The long wait made the return more memorable. and now season 3 will be remembered as fondly as season 1. If Coop came back right out the gate it would be remembered as the "yeah whatever watch it if you want more Twin Peaks I guess" season.

>>86990629
this

>>86990519
I think it will be neither anyways

There will be some things unresolved, or at least open ended enough, but what's important will be well resolved. It just doesn't make sense to explain everything in a show that you have to treat like a well thought out puzzle.

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Cooper remember that . lol

>>86990460
What did you do?

>>86990629
The Roadhouse is proud to welcome THE XIU XIU
https://youtu.be/xuEgLvsaH-Y?t=15

>it's a crossover episode

I miss phillip posting

>>86990629
true.
i think they should replace the julee cruise version of falling at the start with the xiu xiu one.
they somehow managed to make a better cover that the original. geniuses

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>>86990666
spooky.

>>86990519
Remember that scene where Dougie was doing the sex with JaneyE?

I'm just going to lie here flap my arms and let Lynch fuck me.

>>86990633
Poor richard. I thought he was meant to be important.

>>86990705
So glad I caught this live

>>86990610
There have been cases where women who have fallen into a coma have given birth.

So is Cooper making the new decoy from the seed so that Janey-E will have a husband and Sonny Jim will have a father because he wants to focus on the FBI? Or is it the opposite and he wants to settle down with them

>>86990792
>So is Cooper making the new decoy from the seed so that Janey-E will have a husband and Sonny Jim will have a father because he wants to focus on the FBI?
He obviously wants to create another Dougie for Janey-E and Sonny Jim. He's not going back to Las Vegas.

>>86990666
I agree with satan. I just wish there isn't going to be some massive cliff hanger like in s2 with Lynch hoping he will get another season or a movie. The return hasn't been exactly a commercial success, or am I wrong?

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What? WHAT?

And why wasn't she wearing her coat?!

>>86990765
lucky. i live over in the NT i definitely would've flown if i knew about it. ;_;

>>86990832
Audrey is 100% in a psych ward

>>86990696
Nothing good, it wasn't good for me and it wasn't good for a friend of mine. I taught a hard lesson to myself not to repeat it.

A few years ago I told someone I met that when threatened I really create a picture in my mind of how awful things could end, and that I was kind of afraid of anything like that ever happening. I was told not to mind that at all. And something like that happened. That's all I have to say.

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what did he mean by this?

>>86990832
>she's wearing a hospital gown
ahw shit

>>86990765
Fuck I'm jelly

>>86990848

Audrey, put your straight jacket on

>>86990792
I think Cooper knows he's going to die in the confrontation with badcoop. He doesn't want Janey and Sonny Jim to be left without a husband and father.

>>86990792
He's going to make them a new Dougie.

Notice how he didn't deny to J-E and SJ that he wasn't Dougie. He thanked them for everything but he's not their Dougie.

>>86990832
>>86990867
I want to see the tattoo on Audreys left forearm. Im almost positive its the ring symbol

>>86990867
can we talk about the meta-ness of the announcer calling the song Audrey's dance.
like the only time that track is called that is in context of the twin peaks TV show.
maybe because it's playing in her head she thinks of it as her song.

>>86990829
Not a commercial success, but it was sort of unique enough.

In my country plebs are all watching Game of Thrones but I still see some ads showing Twin Peaks: The Return as if it's the return of the best show ever created, at least it's advertised that way.

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>>86990077

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you guys ready for the most kino double episode finale ever?
we have
one punch green glove man
cool cooper midget puncher
bool booper arm wrestler
audrey the comey poney
naido monkey magic
judy the ??????
and mrs palmer the chin farmer

>>86990906
It's a tattoo? I thought it was just a bruise.

>>86990836
I mean, didn't see this specific show in the recording but they toured it around a bunch last year - saw them play it here in The Netherlands in a huge church, it was great - I hope they ever release a full live recording (although the album is amazing too).

>>86990880
We really need to start taking bets on WTF is going on with Audrey.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13806711

>>86989834
I've given up on the site since they changed the comment section. It's been toxic since November anyway(daily "this late night show made a joke about Trump" 400 comment posts just wore me out) but the new design means I just don't give a fuck anymore.

>>86990921
i am disgusted that GoT gets the huge audience it does. it's so fucking terrible. what is the appeal?

what is a mulholland doctor?

>>86990848
It's only really occurred to me that Lynch has used the opportunity to swap Audrey back into the plot that he had to take away from her and give to Annie back in s2.

She's in the coma that we last saw Annie in.

>>86990937

He moves car!

>>86990894
I hope the Mitchum brothers end up OK. They can take care of JaneyE and Sonny Jim for a long time.

>>86990955
its fun actually

>>86989798
>NIN
>bad

>>86990937
This motherfucker made me that 10% extra happy if the return of coop wasn't enough already

>>86990942
ahw yea i understand. nice one
yeah that album is my aoty i reckon. so good.

vedderfags completely and utterly BTFO

>>86990792
Real Cooper gets lodged forever. Tulpa Dougie continues living.

>>86990939
whos gonna fight who?

>>86990966
oh shit

>>86990921
We get that in Spain too.
"Twin Peaks is not a show. It's THE show".
There was even a Twin Peaks commercial with Rafa Nadal and Sergio Ramos watching it. Really cringy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0b9Rtj7LVc

Movistar really didn't fucking know what show they were buying.

>>86990921
It depends how you define commercial success. The viewership hasn't been high (especially on broadcast tv) but it got them a big surge of online subscribers, which is what you make prestige tv for.

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>>86989301
>>86990077

>>86990981
it's like anti-fun. it's a fun sponge.
the only thing that could be fun about it is that you could shoot the shit with your friends about the previous episode cause everyone watches.
absolute trash.

Also Showtime hauls in a shitton of money with stuff like the Mayweather fight. I don't think it's crazy that they'll be willing to take a bit of a loss on another season of Twin Peaks just to be the network that has the crictically acclaimed show

>>86990955
Game of Thrones is to TV shows what Candy Crush Saga is to games

So whatever happened to Annie?

>>86991086
Is Annie Ok?

>>86990955
Since about 3 seasons ago it's been getting exponentially worse. It was fun for what it was for awhile. But it was never really the best.

No show will ever satisfy me now that I've seen Twin Peaks: The Return anyways but man holy shit the writing just went down the shitter at the same time as this aired so both are happening at once and it's just...dear lord shit. They went past GRRM's books is what happened too.

>>86991086
annie and coop was a qter couple that coop and audrey.
annie was a keeper.

>>86991029
nah i disagree and i love twin peaks. But both for different reasons.
current season that just ended is no longer following the books and its been a fun ride seeing how the creators fuck with it.

>>86991026
Seeing as coop is def going to the sherrifs station, i just dont see how they are going to resolve Harry's absence.

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Why no thumbs up?

>>86991153
Some bullshit shoe horning in of him into the series?

>>86991153
I'm thinking that Coop might visit Harry in the hospital when he dies of cancer or something really tragic and lowkey.

>>86990714
With the Big Bang Theory!

>>86991219
had no time. fbi was coming

>>86991225
In the memory of Harry Truman

Will Cooper mention Annie or after 25 years he stopped giving a shit about her?

HOLY SHIT, THE ASSASSINS ARE DEAD!

HOLY SHIT, COOPER IS BACK!

HOLY SHIT, DIANE IS GOING TO KILL THE FBI!

HOLY SHIT, DIANE WAS MANUFACTURED!!!!

HOLY SHIT, AUDREY IS REAL!

HOLY SHIT, EDDIE VEDDER WAS SINGING THE SONG ABOUT AUDREY - NOT COOPER!

HOLY SHIT, AUDREY IS ABOUT TO DO THE LITTLE MAN DANCE!

HOLY SHIT, THAT LAST SHOT!??!!?!?

>>86991225
maybe off-screen if the actor really didnt come back for a cameo

Coop better say damn good coffee next episode.
I swear to fucking god.

>>86991337
He won't. thats what dougie was for. Coop is prob gonna be really serious and to the point.

>>86991071
It baffles how many shit shows that network is running right now. Ray Donovan looks passable and I have seen some recommendations here in /tv/ but the rest, damn. Is that "regular" tv, are all networks running such disgusting shit?

>>86991297
I hope so, especially after the nurse took the ring and everthing.
Just one sentence or so would be enough.

>>86991312

Also,

HOLY SHIT, JERRY FOUND BAD COOP!

>>86991337
if he would've it would've been in the limo with the mitchum's. not gonna happen

>>86989917
she was already in the first few episodes. the redhead doppelcoop killed.

>>86991312
me a few hours ago

>>86991297
isn't she dead?

:- ) ALL.

>FWWM is exactly 25 years old today

make sure to watch it again guys

>>86991478
It will be on Showtime later today (10:30 PM central time).

>>86991415

Wrong it's Francesca Eastwood who has not been in any episodes yet

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Literally what did she mean by this

>>86991459
Unironically, what did he mean by this?

why does evil Diane "die" when shot, yet evil Coop is A OK

is it because BOB

>>86991525
>oh god my career!

>>86991547
Diane is a tulpa and Evil Coop is a doppleganger.

>>86991012
No offense, but Spanish sounds horrible, wow.

>>86991525
she's not in a coma but a psychiatric ward.
She got a mirror, because she is not suicidal but crazy.
And the dwarf(charlie?) is her doctor and Bill(y?) is another patient.

>>86991547
Doppleganger Vs Tulpa

>>86991478
What is the best order to watch the series in?
S1>S2>FWWM>S3?
Or FWWM>S1>S2>S3?
Or FWWM>S3>Dexter Season 4>S1>X-Files:The Movie>S2?

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tfw you realise the notable dip in quality mid-late season actually intentional and just a reference to the original series

>>86991537
Audrey Lives Longer

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>>86991598

Watch all of Evelyn's episodes and then stop

>>86991577
I'm spanish and I cannot watch the spanish dub of TP, it's just not good at all. It's much harder to convince people here to watch it, I definitely can't.

>>86991598

Original series > FWWM > The Return

FWWM is a prequel but spoils the original series.

If you want the full story before season 3 you can also read The Secret History after FWWM but it's not necessary to follow season 3

>>86991537
It triggered Diane's Tulpa to remember it all, as in Diane's rape so she could upset Gordon and Albert, and so she would kill them all.

The : - ) was supposed to evoke the smile she described Mr. C had before he raped her, and the smile the thing inside Sarah Palmer had.

>>86991598
Watch all episodes whose running time is a prime number

>>86991610

>dip in quality

What the fuck show have you been watching?

Can we even establish the motivations of the main characters?

>Someone, presumably in the Lodge, the caller, the "fake" Jeffries wants to be(?) with BOB.
>D Cooper is no longer with BOB (where the fuck is he?)
>Does MIKE know that BOB is no longer with him? Why does he care about an unbound Doppelganger running around? Is he really good now?
>Who the fuck was possessing Shaggy's wife?
>What's the main motivation for D Cooper? Is he searching for the "experiment"? Why and why did Garland knew where to find her?

Why are people so adamant that Cooper will die? He will face his opponent with perfect courage.

>>86991598
Skip everything after season 2 episode 10 except the finale then track down the Q2 edit of FWWM then kys

>>86991675
>BOB (where the fuck is he?)
Sarah

>>86991658
Makes sense, thanks.

>>86991459
>:^) ALL

>>86991632
Sounds lame.

>>86991654
Reading a book is gay.

>>86991683
I can't afford to kill myself.

>>86991668
PERFECT!

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Does anyone have a webm of them shooting Diane?

>mfw everyone who kept denying that audrey and dina got raped were btfo
>mfw i have no face

>>86991658
Hmm that's a good explanation. I imagined it stood for Kill them "All" but when you put it like that it makes perfect sense, specially with her story. Also, Gordon Cole had borderline magical perception in that scene didn't he.

>>86991737
YOU JUST KNOW

>>86991706
>>86991675

Yeah that person Mr. C thought was Jeffries was definitively Sarah Palmer, which is somehow related to the bugs, Jumping Man and Experiment/Mother. She wanted to reunite with her son. Also adds some extra level of incest when Bob in Leland raped Laura.
Garland has been time traveling and shit.

>>86991552
>Survived Boxing Helena.

Anyone who can make it out of that trainwreck is going to be okay.

>>86989718
Are those Pierre Soulages paintings?

>>86991706
oooohh
that scene with hawk and sarah and the noises in the kitchen was after the scene where bob was removed from dop coop.

>>86991564
but how did she not know that until when she screamed i'm not me

>>86991525

She was raped by Cooper (who impregnated her with Richard) and committed shortly after the event.

Eddie Vedder was singing about Audrey - not Cooper!!!!

>>86991675
xd #notall

I honestly thought Gordon Cole and Albert would be killed

>>86991737
>tammy is 39 years old

pretty impressive

>>86991769
>not being on BTN or HDB
wew

>>86991754

I think it could have been his hearing aid? She was a tulpa so maybe the machines could detect her, and they were clearly suspicious and ready to shoot her.


All I could think of is that scene where Gordon opened the door to his hotel and a giant screaming Laura Palmer screamed at him. Maybe that was Laura's spirit trying to warn him idk.

What's wrong with Audrey?

Verrderrposterrs proven 100% correct.

>>86991797
What was the Eddie Vedder this episode?

i rewatched the first 4 episodes for the second time like a month ago sitting in an airport extremely jetlagged and tired.
it was a surreal experience. the first episodes were significantly worse than everything after them.

>>86991832
AMZN more than good enough.

Does the black dude at the Roadhouse remind anyone else of the Jumping Man? Has similar movement, maybe I'm looking too much into it.

>>86991522
damn the girl who played darya looks JUST like her

Everything was so fucking perfect.

Although I am surprised Cooper returned to being old Cooper again despite being stuck in the lodge for 25 years then being stuck in a braindead Dougie just watching everything happen while being trapped in his body. I'd have though he'd be a little bit fucked up from it all.

But either way, fucking perfect

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>>86991827

>>86991943
>Photo: Jean Renault

>>86991956
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>>86991956

>>86989271
>tfw you understand this but dumbfucks still get triggered when you say there are bad sfx

>>86991776
Also unrelated, I had no idea that Jennifer Lynch was a working TV director now.
Good for her.

Someone should probably update her fucking Wikipedia entry about it because it looks like she just stopped working five years ago after some Bollywood guys stole a production out from her.

>>86991899
I think it's because it has soo much set up for the rest of the season which makes it really confusing and frustrating

>>86991812
Same. The way Gordon was shown earlier listening to the FBI equipment sounds made me think that he was going to die.

>>86991853
HOW'S AUDREY

>>86989518

Its just like S02E20 before the finale when they show the red curtains in the little pool and play the jazz music.

>>86991812
Cole relaxed at first when she took out the cigs but Albert didn't let up
I'm sure they knew she had a gun but they had rounds chambered already?

Legit cried when Coop sat up and completely skipped over the "where am I what is going on" nonsense. Straight back to business, because he's goddamn Agent Dale Cooper, FBI. I've missed him so much but it was so perfect.

>>86991577
Rafa Nadal talks like an asshole and Sergio Ramos speaks one of the worst Spanish dialects: Andalusian.
But yeah, Spain's accent isn't the best Spannish accent. Canarian and Argentinian are much better.

>>86990086

I thought it was interesting when the Mitchum brothers converged at the same point as the hitmen.

I thought it was going to be Scorsese mobsters vs Tarantino hitmen.

>>86992068
>Legit cried when Coop sat up
We all did anon, It was so beautiful.

>>86991916
well no shit, but if you were on BTN or HDB you would get those sweet amzn rips from NTb much faster :^)

>>86990144

The threads are full of impatient autistic teenagers who actively spoil shit for themselves and everyone else, good riddance.

>>86991898
Edward Louis Severson performance

>>86991812
Me too. All that scene, including the build up. was so fucking tense. Albert is GOAT.

>>86992106
Well, not the original poster but by the time I wake up they're already on rarbg anyways.

>the Vedder song was about Audrey this whole time

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>86992068
I love how the show's mood went full Season 1 as soon Cooper woke up, with Cooper behaving just like he did back in 1989 and the theme song playing in the background.

>>86989302
Bad cooper keeps using burner phones

>>86992237

It really felt like the second he woke up, everything was going to be okay. Whether or not it is, Coop's mere presence and confidence makes you feel that way. He's just the best.

>>86989817
umm its pretty racist to assume naido is asian just because of her slit-shaped eyes anon

>>86992237

That was done really well - like it was filmed for a 1989 television series. It's amazing how old timey it felt in a series that has had some scenes that have never been seen in film and TV before.

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Did anyone catch this?

The doctor in the hospital was the bellhop who was assigned to help identify the food critic in the original series.

>>86992569

Holy shit. It's so dense.

In season 2 Audrey tells Cooper, 'One day I'm going to be all grown up and you better watch out'

When Audrey see's good coop back in Twin Peaks all she's going to see is this horrible man who raped and impregnated her.

>>86992638

>Getting raped by your perfect man and teenage crush who saved you from a brothel and has never been anything but kind to you

No wonder she's so fucked up. Coop doing that to anyone is unimaginable.

>>86992638
>see's

can't take you seriously

>>86989796

So was there any evidence proving the fan theory that the Mitchum brothers hired those girls as cocktail waitresses to save them from their previously miserable lives as human trafficking prostitution victims? Would be inline with their overall good characters and make sense with the sort of underworld connections they'd have. It'd also sort of explain why the girls act so weird -- perhaps a result of PTSD.

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>>86991769
>Part 1 & Part 2 are separated

>>86992754

>getting pissy over a simple mistake

autism, opinion dismissed

>>86989838
what happened to her chair ?

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best diane

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>>86993008

>mfw Diane has still never appeared onscreen in Twin Peaks

>>86992913
>mistaking arrogance for pissy
>being stupid

not worried about it.

>>86990090
>What was Richard's significance
Hit that kid and caused an investigation, also was involved with Red (the fuck is his significance?) and was Audrey's kid that's about it.

Steven and Becky are stupid but, I bet it ties into the finale with Shelly and Bobby, kind of like what I am thinking they will do with Red.

>>86993065
what in blue blazes

>>86993065
oh my motherfucking god

>yfw Coop is going to return Dougie to his family and himself die

>>86993065
Let me guess, one of those speedrunning marathons.

>>86990330
Twin Peaks: it is happening again (again)

>>86993181
And Janey-e is going to be sad because he's going to get the old manufactured fat fuck that fucks black sluts back

>>86993065
Fucking virgins.

>>86990327
I'm glad you said this because the music really is something special. Like we talk about the music but I don't think it can ever be fully stated just HOW GOOD the music is. The scene with senorita dido and the orb had me almost crying and I literally had no fucking clue why, I just knew I was witnessing something very very special and the music is like 90% of that.