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Why is no one talking about the most important film of the year?

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Why is no one talking about the most important film of the year?
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is that an ay mayo on the left
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this isn't official art right? this is way too try-hard nostalgia pandering
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>ripping of the tron poster
hollywood really is out of ideas
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>>86977101
That's Snoke. A wise man who saw the fall of the Jedi and has been lurking in the shadows in all 6 movies
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>>86977075
Because I turned away from Star Wars somewhere in the middle of Clone Wars and if I look back for even and instant, I'm sure I'll turn to salt.
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>>86977199
The only proper answer
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LMAO FORCE TREE
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>>86977140
I am pretty sure that is fan made but this is official
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>>86977329
that's even worse
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>>86977275
Even with my typo? You're too kind.
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>>86977329
...there is no god
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>>86977075
YASSSSSSSSSS
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>>86977075

Kys shill. GoT has ruined this board enough.
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>>86977075
its day will come and i will not enjoy that day.
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>>86977497
...*UURRP MORTY
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we wuz storm troopers n sheeit
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>>86977075
Because (((Disney))) are fucking it up
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>>86977075
because
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>>86977938
STARWARS MORE LIKE SCRUBWARS

LOOK AT ALL THESE LITERALWHOS
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>>86977193
I'm guessing he smoked too many death sticks.
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>>86977938

>some literal who fat asian is playing a main character in a god damn star wars movie
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>>86977969
>wanting a white and attractive cast in 2017
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>>86977193
That's Skull Face. A wise man who saw the fall of FOX and has been lurking in the shadows in all 5 games.
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>>86977193
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>>86977101
its reys father
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>>86977075
It's just a run of the mill capeshit.
It will probably make money like most of Disney's stuff do, but it's still irrelevant.
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>>86978211
UMM SHES A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DONT NEED NO MAN

HOPE HE DIES TO BE HONEST, FUCKING PATRIARCHY
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It will never be as good as Rouge 1
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>>86978211
SNOKE IS DARTH PLAGEUIS REBORN WHO CREATED ANAKIN AND REY?

Nahhh Disney are fucking pathetic shits who wouldnt have the guts to do that
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>>86978293
>tfw I dont even know who Snoke is but I want him to kill Rey because shes a fucking stupid Mary Sue
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>>86978311

Snoke is a fucking white male who will be defeated by the brave and victimized minorities
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>>86978354

>implying Luke wasn't a Mary Sue
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>>86978354
>>86978408
How can you not be a Sue if you're a Jedi?
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>>86978408
He wasnt you fucking idiot. He struggled in ANH with a lightsaber, got beat up and almost killed by sand people, got his hand chopped off, and if it wasnt for Vader he would hav been killed by Sheev
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>>86977075
FUCK OFF BACK TO PLEBBIT
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>>86978359
WHEN DID STAR WARS BECOME SUCH AN AMAZING SJW CLUSTERFUCK

IT LITERALLY HITS ON EVERYTHING

TAKES SOME SKILL TO FIT ALL THAT AGENDA IN, ALMOST GOTTA HAND IT TO EM
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>>86978408
He genuinely wasn't though, he had actual imperfections and character development unlike Rey
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>>86978408
yea the guy who got his ass beat all the time and could barely do anything without others is a mary sue
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>>86978492
Game of Thrones is symbolic of medieval English and putting blacks in the role of Kings doesnt work I am afraid
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>>86977193
Can we all agree that Snoke is both a terrible name and character design?
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>>86978500
Unless we saw Rey raped since a child hence it explains why she can defend herself very well
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>>86978408

Luke started as annoying whiny bitch who was completely out of his head and made to look both foolish and lame by the much cooler Han Solo.

He grew into the role of hero by the end of the film.
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>>86978567

Seriously what kind of fucking retarded cunts thought "Snoke" was a good name for anything
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>>86978075
>they had to cast a fugly asian so the precious white girls wouldn't feel self-conscious
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>>86977075
Because it's going to be a massive disappointment. I'd rather not think about it, until December 15, when I'll be forced to watch because when I was 6 I sold myself into indentured servitude to Star Wars and now I have to watch every movie they make until I die.
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>>86977938
Do I even want to know why mulan is in this picture?
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>>86978567
We know nothing about this fucking old character anyway. Unless he is Plageuis or some older character we already know then Disney are pathetic for making a new character that has existed since clone wars and we know nothing about him.

So what? He was jus sitting around hoping Sheev and Vader would die so he can take the throne?
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>>86978075
I for one am happy to see Alex Borenstein getting work after the cancellation of Mad TV.
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>>86978408
shit i have to prove someone wrong on the internet again

>Luke loses to a tusken raider holding a club
Rey fights off a bunch of men with a club
>Luke doesn't do a jedi mind trick until ROTJ after Obi-Wan did it first
Rey knows how to do a jedi mind trick without being told
>Luke doesn't know how to fix the falcon
Rey fixes the falcon in a way that Indiana Jones has never figured out
>Luke used to bulls eye womp rats at home
Rey can fly a ship without having done so
>Luke needs Han to save him
Rey saves Finn at the end
>Luke isn't particularly good or bad at shooting
Rey only needs one shot with a gun she's never used, and then hits her target
>Luke has to go to Dagobah for training, still doubts the power of the force
Rey closes her eyes and then knows she can beat Kyle Kataren

MAREY SUUUUUUUUUUUUE
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>>86978730
I would have been happy if it just stopped at her being a Mary Sue. But no, they had to also make it a remake of ANH.
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>>86978676
>for making a new character that has existed since clone wars and we know nothing about him.
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>>86978408
>>86978449
Name a single flaw that Ray has.
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>>86979011

Rey is a woman
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>>86978626
>Snoke
https://youtu.be/SndyPWg-1Bc?t=2m57s
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>>86979063
Rekt
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>>86978626
WHATS SNOKES FIRST NAME

CAN IT BEAT SHEEV
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>>86978932
Words cannot describe how much I despise Maz Kanata. Why does she sound like a twenty something year old?Why does she look as bad as Jabba did in the 1997 special edition of ANH?
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>>86977525
It was better before you showed up reddit.
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>>86979166
>Emperor Sheev Snoke, first of his name, king of the humans, heir to the throne of Courescant, father of Snarlaacks, and reinging Supreme Leader of the first order.

Screencap this it'll be in the movie
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>>86979172
>>86979172
>Why does she look as bad as Jabba did in the 1997 special edition of ANH?
Because fucking Disney cheaped out on the CGI because they knew people would go see it no matter how bad it looks.
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>>86979172
Someone decided to fuck with Jew Jew and submitted a sketch of an orange woth two buttholes for eyes and Disney execs said "hey that looks like a black woman"
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>>86979384
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>important

top jej
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>>86979172
I just want to know what kind of weed she's snoking.
She looks at a FN-2187 who obviously wants to leave and says "i'm looking at the eyes of a man who wants to run"...It's like when Anakin is sitting there in front of Yoda with classic eye lighting and Yoda's like "hmmm i wonder if this guy might be evil. oh well"
And then finn looks at orangey like he's staring down uncle tom for the last piece of chicken, and says "You don't know a thing about me."
Then he tries to get Rey to leave with him proving her point??

These aren't characters or real people. It's like watching Doug Walker make a Star Wars movie for his girlfriend to watch.
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>>86979384
Seriously, why did they make Maz so fucking hideous? I get that she's supposed to be the nu-Yoda, but at least Yoda didn't make me nauseous.
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>Singing birds are used as comic relief on the island.
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>>86979490
UMMM THIS MOVIE IS HISTORIC #IMWITHER

THE NU KIND OF PROGRESSIVE HISTORY THAT WE LIKE, NOT THAT PROBLEMATIC OLD HISTORY THAT WE NEED TO DESTROY
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I really don't give two fucks about this movie. We all know they're going to prop up Rey and fuck over Luke. I'm not paying to see that.
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MEMBER TRON
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The real question is how much of a carbon copy of Empire will this movie be?
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>>86979909
90%. 10 point deduction because Rey is already god and won't need to swamp training montage
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>>86979714
REY IS A DISNEY PRINCESS, SHES GOING TO HAVE A MUSIC NUMBER WITH SINGING BIRDS! LEAVE HER ALONE REEE
>>86979861
>Daft Punk Score for a Tron movie
>It's boring
Y tho
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>>86979968
nu-tron movie was great, i'm sorry it didn't appeal to your immature mind
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>>86977075
>Film

Star Wars is naught more than a cheap joint, it can hardly even be called a flick.
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>>86979968
>BORING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_FYoB3Epw4

DONT RETARD HERE
NOT RETARD AREA
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>>86979959
Who is gonna be the "No I am your father." thing?
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>>86980072
>>86980012
Sorry i really worded that incorrectly.
The soundtrack is actually really good.
The movie itself is incredibly stiff, and left me with an empty feelin.You can see it in the other movie Kosinski did with Tom Cruise. Kosinski is good with design and architecture, but he drops the ball with interaction between characters. You can see it in "Oblivion".
Try and tell me something interesting about Sam Flynn that isn't a reference to the things he owns, his house, or his dad.
I would rather watch the original with the new soundtrack, desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogJy8Q9bHDo
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>>86979861
Yes, and they were both dope as fuck. Still pissed that we won't get another one (or even Kosinski's remake of The Black Hole).
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>>86979861
Never seen it. Convince me to watch it
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>>86980417
nu-tron is just as good and "stiff" as the original
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>>86980581
sheep
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>>86980417
OBLIVION WAS AWESOME WITH ANOTHER TIP TOP CINEMATIC EXECUTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mkUp1V3ys0

FIRE THESE KATHLEEN KENNEDY YESMEN AND HIRE KOSINSKI FOR STAR WARS

ALSO AXE THIS SHIT CAST LMAO
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>>86977329
>Nothing of the prequels makes it into the new films
>Except ONE thing which was everything needs to rhyme and repeat from movie to movie
>Not the originality
>Not the originality

OK Disney.
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>>86980581
Watch the first one while you smoke weed. Watch Legacy while you do a bit of acid.
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>>86977329
Can we at least be happy it isn't saturated with blues and oranges together?
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>>86980649
star wars didn't really have that much originality they borrowed heavily from westerns and chanbara movies which Lucas studied thoroughly when making the original star wars film
even his earlier film THX wasn't that original
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>>86980581
fuck you
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>>86980417


>Yall acting like Clu isn't the best theme song in the past 10 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3F2pr2FbfQ
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>>86980754
I have more important things to bitch about. Like why in the fuck pic related is starring in this film.
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>>86980638
>OBLIVION WAS AWESOME
Sorry man, Kosinski doesn't know how to direct human beings. He should stick to architecture.

The only scene i remember is him fighting drones, and being bored of everything Tom Cruise was talking about. Just play Portal with the movie Moon in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmIIgE7eSak
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>>86977075
Don't worry OP, right now we have 50 threads discussing how much we hate the last GoT episode we watched anyway.
In a few weeks the catalog will be full of nu Star Wars hate threads instead.
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>>86980874

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHKtN9jPK1w

C'mon man this scene was same damn fine kino. And, yea, prolly the only scene I remember.
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>>86980864
You already know why. Foreign market. TFA didn't do amazing in China so this is their attempt to improve those numbers.
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>>86981099
She is Vietnamese. Chinese people hate the Vietnamese.

Anyways, that kind of casting doesn't work. Did Finn bring any black people into the fanbase?
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>>86980874
NOTHING IN PORTAL HAD SOUND DESIGN LIKE THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEby9OkePpg

AND MOON WAS A SMALL SCOPE INDY FLICK
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>>86981099
>improving those numbers by hiring a fat chink and having her be BLACKED
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>>86981179
Gotta start brain washing the chinks at some point
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>>86981248
Bad move then since the chinks aren't as easily fooled with this as white people are. Being called racist has no negative connotations for them.
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>>86978676
Let's not forget that Leia says it's Snoke that turn their son to the darkside, which means the resistance know exactly who Snoke is and there is no mystery for them, yet the audience is kept in the dark because JJ Abrams mystery box. I laugh when these fags try to figure out who he is when JJ Abrams don't even know, he hasn't created a backstory, he's just the new Palpatine. Next director has to invent that backstory. Can you be more lazy than that?
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>>86981384
Quite honestly I would rather they have come up with some dumb excuse for Sheev to survive RotJ and have him be the baddie. McDiarmid was based as fuck in the prequels and I want more.
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>>86979011
She is a thief.
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>>86979654
Maz is older than mammoths. She isn't supposed to be fap material.
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>>86980410
Luke's red lightsaber.
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>>86981718
Sidious was too intimmidating. In Nu-wars, every male character is a joke, even the villains. Snoke looks like a grandma who's been run over by a truck, are we supposed to feel threatened by This physique?
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>>86977938
Goddamn I can't wait for Oscar Isaac to get out of this shit and go back to making kinos
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>>86981828
ideology has really killed writing in Hollywood

granted most of it has always been shit, but now it is 100% shit
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>>86981857
He's the cheesiest pilot of the galaxy, and he was X-men. Who thought a manlet would be a great idea for a guy who is supposed to be a giant? I guess the same people who are pushing his career for whatever reason
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>>86978567
Star Wars is full of shit names

>ding dong quigong
>analkin
>kylo
>greed-o
>shit lord dookie
>shit lord sheev
>mace windu the dindu
>mace windu the dindu get killed by sheev
>moff
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>>86979166
steve
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>>86983172
Don't forget /ourguy/.
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>>86983275
Sup dudes, Steve Snoke here.
>>86983775
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>tfw just staying on the ride of watching the sequel trilogy to watch how much they fuck it up
Though the least they could do is finally give us a blu ray version of the theatrical original trilogy already, it's been 4 years dammit.
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>>86984587
If you pay to see disney wars you're a faggot
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>>86984927
>not wanting to be in cinema to see Luke speak again
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>>86980597
So not very good.
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Thoughts on this official image?
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>>86977075
Just how many times are they gonna use that tired ass poster layout?
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Star wars is boring and overhyped I like it in high school but there's too much of it it's everywhere and I've lost interest.

This is how I feel about superheros.

They just run brands into the grand until the world is sick of them. It's sad we didn't need to expand the star wars universe

>>86986080
Also where is c3p0's red red arm? Canon?
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>>86985765
I waited 20 years to see luke on screen again. I always wanted to see him as a jedi master but its become clear that disney can do nothing right. I know the movie will be bad, i know the direction they take luke will anger me. I know ill watch it eventually but they wont get another cent from me.
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>>86986181
They cant do anything original. Also do you you talk like a nigger in real life?
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>>86986347
Sure do. I'd ask if you talk like an autistic faggot in real life but I already know that you have no life outside of 4chan.
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