Have you ever met a celebrity? me on the left btw

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>86966801
This made my day

>>86965965
Yes I shook OJ's hand once

>>86967878
>stale pasta made his day
SAD!

>>86965965
Imagine being Pedro is this scene

i was working at Target in the electronics department. i was putting some new movies on the rack. suddenly i got tickled unexpectedly and turned around to see him. Bill Fucking Murray. needless to say i was stunned and it took my mind several moments to understand what was going on. Bill leaned in and whispered to me

"No one will ever believe you"

he then ran away in a skip, laughing hysterically.

>>86966801
one day a celebrity will credit this pasta and it will prove to have been true this entire time