GOAT waifu

She's white.

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>>86961007
Heh. You didn't even make it difficult.

>>86961225
>those teeth

HAHAHAHAHA lmaoing at you

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I don't see how picking a waifu would save the series from being one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. It would be about following a girl wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains, each movie would still be indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>86961403
I don't see how spamming a dull copy pasta would change anyones opinion about a series that is one of the dullest franchises in the history of franchises. It would be about following a girl wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains, each movie would still be indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

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>>86961007
Too easy

>>86961403
how the fuck is the great gatsby in anybodies top books list.

its a terrible book trying to make me feel bad about poor rich cunts and their rich cunt problems.

>>86963650
delet this

>>86963650
wut?

Isn't Luna in that new crima drama or something? There are webms that have her in it with some larger breasted woman -- and the captions always make it seem like the larger breasted woman is bullying Luna.

Unless that's a doppelganger?

>>86961007
she looks fucking retarded

>>86963848
you are so dumb, the book is almost the exact opposite. It is mocking the way people who have it all usually end up making their own lives hard for no reason, and making everybody else suffer for it. Then they act as if nothing happens.
I swear to god if you were that one whore in English class who couldn't grasp anything other then surface level drama, and then said that the class was stupid. i will rape you.
the great Gatsby isn't even that fucking hard you goddamn brainlet

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>>86964542
That's Emily Kinney, different person.

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>>86961007

>>86961007
No you're pretty much right. Harry has shit taste.

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>>86961225