/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>>86960557
>falling starts playing

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Imagine being Eddie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sherilyn Fenn, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your bloated body and horrificly aged monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both Edward Louis Severson III and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Eddie and not only sit in that chair while Sherilyn Fenn flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and wrinkly skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, AUDREY DANCES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the suberbs in Chicago. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her crumpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she imagined so hard in the previous months. And then the Lynch calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Eddie. You're not going to hang yourself like Chris over this. Just bear it. Hide your face under that stupid hat and bear it.

>>86960557
I'm kind of glad they didn't have him do a thumbs up there.

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post yfw Out of Sand is actually about Audrey AND Cooper

Fucking Vedder, man.

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>>86960557

BOBE
OBE
BE
E

BOBE!!!

remember those people who said cooper would hate janey and the mitchums? BTFO

10/10 episode

I really need some LYNCHED memes

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VEDDERFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

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>>86960659

OH MR LYNCH
OH THE TEARS THEY COME OUT OF MY EYES

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>tfw you wake up from a coma and realize you're now old and ugly

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goodbye my friend

Vedder stole the show with his performance. Glad to have redditors watch him for good 3 minutes.

>>86960623

Out of Sand is about Dougie

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>>86960659

>>86960557
Does he feel in charge?

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Real actual Coop talking with Mitchums and then that fucking ending. I don't want it to end lads. There is fear in letting go.

So what exactly is the deal with audrey at the end? Is she tulpa'd like Diane was?

>>86960699
eh i still would desu. fuck you redditors

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>>86960659

C
HAS
COME
TO

>>86960699
She was always ugly, though.

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>>86960557
filename relevant

>>86960726
She's in the white lodge.

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>mfw back to Dale "haha coffee and cherry pie quip thumbs up" Coop

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>Heres my Royale with Cheese
what did he mean by that?

>>86960699
Looks better here than in her makeup in the Road House.

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>>86960689
see this post
>>86959427

Naido can't be Diane because Naido looks nothing like Tulpa Diane and Cole and Albert both thought that Tulpa Diane and Pre-Twin Peaks Diane looked the same.

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best episode so far

>>86960725
Cooper saying good bye to Janey-E and Sonny Jim was pretty sad. ;-;

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post yfw "but you have to be my dad"

HAHAHA CAN'T WAIT TO SEE COOPER DYING IN THE NEXT EPISODE AHHAHA LEDDITORS WILL CRY AND TUMBLERINAS TOO, MR C IS GONNA WIN AS ALWAYS AND VEDDER WILL BE SMILING WITH HIM AS THE NEW BOB!!!!

: - )

>>86960623
"Out of Sand" is about Cooper leaving Las Vegas. He's traveling out of sand.

>>86960726
Maybe Mr C put her in some kind of fucked up hologram reality

Vedderfags are more cucked than weird al.

https://youtu.be/1LHWok-9xhc

>>86960792
I was crying desu.

>>86960791
Vedder needs to be in this pic.

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>the absolute state of vedderfags

Is the Polish guy in this episode someone from Inland Empire? I didn't check the credits to get his name.

In the memory of Dale Cooper

Julee Cruise will sing the last song during the final credits.

It's confirmed.

I just realized The Returns ends on my birthday.

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>when Coop started getting shit done while the theme played

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>those """""""""""""""""""""special effects""""""""""""""""""""" during the shooting

THE SPOILERS WERE FUCKING RIGHT.

I FUCKING TOLD ALL THE VEDDERFAGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait, if Coop is flying straight to Twin Peaks how is he going to pass through Odessa?

>>86960632
Lol

>that establishment at the beginning of the episode that people can be in comas for a long time
BRAVO

>>86960751
HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLLLLLLEE

>>86960689
anti vedderfags so fucking butthurt, kek

>>86960785
Shhh don't break the illusion
I still lov u

Is someone gonna make a fucking edit yet where Diane's phone says

: - ) LYNCHED

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>>86960557

I still cant believe how good it is.
It has brought me so much joy
Is it even actually real?

>all that Hutch and Chantal screentime just so they could get utterly BTFO by a wacky no name character
I'd be lying if I said it wasn't satisfying to watch, but I was hoping the Mitchums would get to bump them off somehow.

so if that was tulpa Diane then where is real Diane?

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>>86960888

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>>86960756
>"She was always ugly, though"

>>86960883
it started on mine. couldn't ask for a better gift desu

Waking up of >le coffee cooper was so stupid. This show is lame and there is a good reason why this show is somewhere around the #150th place on the most watched shows.

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lads T_T

This episode was literally perfect guys.

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So she's going to close out the show next week right?

>>86960982
it started the day I graduated college. What a time to be alive.

Does anyone have a youtube of the "I am the FBI" scene?

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>>86960936

the dougie plot line was fucking genius

when cooper came back it was fucking immense tv.

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>>86960990
HAHAHA
L
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>86961011

Yes, and Dale Cooper is gonna die, Vedder is the new BOB and Mr C. wins. Russian leaks were right.

so did good coop from the lodge create Dougie in the first place?

>>86961011
Julee Cruise singing Falling would be great but I honestly have no idea.

>>86960996
What does the note say?

>>86960557
Nothing to live for after this shit ends, seriously

>>86960792
>hated the idea of Cooper never getting his mind back solely because he deserved better than spending the rest of his life with a shrew like Janey
>actually got incredibly sad when he had to say goodbye to her
I wasn't expecting that to be such an emotional moment.

>>86960963
Could be that she's still above the convenience store. Especially if those Russian leaks are anything to go by, she could still be in that motel where Mr C saw Jeffries

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE

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>>86960772
>goes up to van
>wh-whats going on here? no no, whats goin on here?
>naahhh im not gonna do it. Naaahhh
>*drives into van*

what did they mean by this?

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>>86960990

go to bed, Eddie

>>86960990
HAHAHAH

KYLED
Y
L
E
D

>>86961011

Yes, the picture leaked and it has been seen here for 100 times.

>>86961064
Are you a homosexual? Janey-E is a top-tier waifu, and not just in terms of looks.

>>86960990
>#150th place on the most watched shows.
are there even 150 shows running right now?

>>86961109
That was a photoshop dumb butt

So Naido is Diane, Judy, Laura, and a monkey all at the same time.

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PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

RIP DOUGIE

Why did people hate veddeposting so much?

>>86960894
He's going to Spokane. Odessa is an hour away from there. Maybe they make an emergency landing.

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>>86961115
>Janey-E is a top-tier waifu

You're a complete idiot lmao. In terms of looks she looks like shit and the looks are her best part.

>have the set up be Hutch and Chantal at Dougie's place while it's being watched by the FBI and with the Mitchum Brothers there too
>they end up getting killed by some random Polish guy

>>86961158

F

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>>86960756

Any uploads yet

>>86961158
Dougie you made my heart so full.

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I actually almost cried when Coop came back.

I want him to meet with Audrey, the police department, Gordon, and Albert so bad but I don't know if we will get all of them.

I love Coop so much

CANDIE IS GOING TO TWIN PEAKS LADS.

suddenly... MACHINE PISTOL
lmao

>>86960838
BRAVO VEDDER

>>86961163
>In terms of looks she looks like shit
leave. now.

>>86961026
yeah the slow build was so well executed here. payoff of coop returning was maximized.

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>>86961163
>he doesn't even like the best of the Mitchum girls

Calling it, the series will end bittersweet
and Julee Cruise won't be singing Falling, but it will be The World Spins

>>86961159
No clue, but it was funny as shit watching people rage over it.

Who is that girl from Odessa and why is that hack Lynch bringing new characters in the fucking finale?

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BRING DOUGIE BACK
FUCK COOPER BRING OUR BOY BACK

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>>86961158
F

>>86961159
becasue retards can't spot jokes and serious theories, so they get triggered thinking they are serious

the fucking dream team of coop/mitchems/the girls has me hyped

I want a show about those folks

FUCK OFF VEDDER SHIT HERE WE ARE BOYS

>>86961183
I don't think the Mitchums and co are going to actually accompany him into the town, their role is just to drop him off. He wouldn't want to put them in further danger.

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SHE'S FUCKING 48 YEARS OLD HOW CAN SHE STILL BE SO BEAUTIFUL

>>86961163
Candie is reddit

>>86961210
my nigga

>>86961179
>I want him to meet with Audrey
Finish the episode.

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>>86960659

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>ywn be comfy in this limo

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>>86961158
>ywn hear dougie call for help ever again

>>86961212
Juleeposters are 100% correct

>>86961158
But Coop he would bring back Dougie.

>>86961062
really? wow. what about the rest of your life? this is lynch and frost's dream, you do have your own dreams don't you anon?

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>>86961239

she is old and her skin is shit and wrinkly

you're basically a corpse fucker

guys
I loved this episode so much
: - )

>>86961226
What if they are only pretending to be angry and outplay vedderfags in 4d chess>?

>>86961237

why not? coop is a smart guy and he knows the mitchums are experienced and trustworthy, and he has no reason to believe that he'll even have any backup in twin peaks

>>86961241
I did, he doesn't meet with Audrey, we just learn she has some connection to the lodge.


It's not 100% he will meet with her again unless the Russian leaks said otherwise.

>>86961212
It's already bittersweet.
>Coop with the Jones family
>Audrey
>Richard BTFO

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>the last two episodes will most likely be 10/10 too

how did they do it? this whole season has been fucking amazing.

KINO
I
N
O

>>86961239
>MILFS
HOW DO THEY WORK
she didn't get fat. audrey did. thats it.

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>>86961284

Redditors (vedderhaters) can't even play 1D chess.

Vedder always wins.

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>>86961158
F

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This is the ONLY logical way the show will end

>>86961296
>I did, he doesn't meet with Audrey
Audrey is fucking gone-zo. I doubt she'll ever actually interact with anyone again.

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>>86961158
F

>>86961319
Audrey's alright 2bh. Not Watts-tier but certainly not bad.

Lost my shit when the MC said Edward.

>>86961271
ALL

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>you've already met Judy
Is Judy real-Diane?

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>mfw Bushnell said ''DOUGIE IS BACK!!!!!''

>>86961324
Is this a bad coop?

>booper raped audrey
>booper raped and murdered diane

feels bad man

>>86961372
>wasn't even called vedder

lmao

vedderfags got a solid beating tonight

: - ) LYNCHED.

>Mr. Bushnell, i'm FBI

what did he mean by this?

>Judy
>Judy Garland
>Garland Briggs

>>86961226
I liked arguing with that guy that made the hilarious Cooper Gets His Mind Back in Epsiode 15 video. People got quite butthurt over it. I doubt any vedderposters really believed It, but it was good for a easy troll bait.

>>86961386

>coopers double

VEDDERHATERS BTFO ETERNALLY AHAHAHHAHA VEDDER ALWAYS WINS FAGGOTS GO TO FUCKING HELL AHAHHAHA

I never thought special effects in a TV show could get better than Dougie's red room scene but then Diane happened.

>>86961324
(Pic is evil Cooper)

FUCKING KINO

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper surviving and Agent Cooper never getting his mind back)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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>>86960557
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>red room "special effects"

my 5 year old niece could do better lmao this show is a fucking cartoon

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wtf was his fucking problem? couldn't he just park somewhere else?

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>>86961435

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b64KyEFVhg

>vedderfags S E E T H I N G so hard they went into damage control
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>86961510
They shot at him first, dude.

>>86961006
All scenes were good on their own, but there were a few payoffs that weren't set up though (hutch and chantal getting killed by the crazy accountant, etc.) and they overdid it a bit (IMO) with Coop's "man in charge" persona. In a real world, they would have tried to medicate him because they would have thought he was experiencing some kind of psychosis following the coma (I'm the FBI) or at least not all characters would have been so keen to accept it. It was a good episode though, and it's a good sign for the last two. There was no filler as far as I remember. They don't have time for it anymore.

>>86961512
please, no memes in /tpg/

>the first thing cooper has in the limo is a cup of coffee
my fucking sides were in orbit.

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>>86961331
Dead?

>vedderdoubters shooting their bullets before the finalle

Odessa....you'll see

>>86961526
>we didn't really believe haha were just memeing haha

LMAO

>>86961549
in the real world Dougie would have been put into a mental hospital by episode 4

>>86961435
He's a big guy

Haven't posted in this thread for like weeks post leaks but BIG VED. Jesus Christ, boys. Finale will be bonkers.

>>86961510
Fucked with the wrong accountant, boyo

>>86961549
The only thing that was a bit much to me was Bushnell just giving Coop his gun.

>>86961503

how exactly would you make the effects "better"? and what do you think would be the result?
you sound like you loved Avatar

>>86961549

In a real world people would notice that Dougie was retarded. Twin Peaks isnt realistic nor has it eve tried to be.

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>>86961552
Kale Maclachlan lol

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>>86961435
>>86961512

>>86961518
I like that they used the original soundtrack during the episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXrjMaVoTy0

>>86961349
I wonder who was responsible for casting Michael Cera as Andy and Lucy's son, because it was such a good fucking idea.

God I hope the finale will be as good as S2's finale

>>86961549
Absolutely no one gave a fuck that he was literally retarded for 15 episodes straight but you're surprised that he wasn't institutionalized for claiming to be an FBI agent?

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>>86961624

That's because TP story is just a dream, Vedder's dream.

>>86961549
> in a real world

> David Lynch is arguably the most popular Surrealist of modern time

Fuck outta here autist

all of coopers lines this episode were 10/10

Wait, the Naido is Diane people might have something. Before Diane was shot she said she was in the sheriff's station. I just remembered.

>>86961386
>Dougie returns to Janey E

Remember that he's having Mike make a new Dougie.

>>86961697
>>>/r/eddit/

>>86961675
Each season finale has Coop getting fucked over.

I am not ready

Vedder's performance was the best Roadhouse performance ever.

Who /hype/ for the show closing with Julee Cruse?

>>86961694
>I don't know what surrealism is.

>>86961675
Make yourself a fun Twin Peaks drinking game and marathon these 16 episodes in a row while drinking.

If the finale doesn't meet your standards, bring in another two bottles to finish the job.

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>>86961549

>>86961619
Bushnell trusts and loves Dougie though. that's not unrealistic.

>>86961390
why? dark coop is alpha as fuck

>>86961697
>she said she was in the sheriff's station
No, that was where the coordinates she texted led. Mr C is heading to Naido. One punch lad is gonna knock him right in his gregory.

>>86961636
>dr Pavel i'm FB... Dougie Jones

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>whole roadhouse sways to 'Audrey's Song'

>yfw the show ends with Cooper arriving in Twin Peaks and killing his Doppelganger and everyone celebrates. The next morning Becky Briggs washes up on the shore wrapped in plastic.

>Twin Peaks: The Return ends
>Twin Peaks Season 3 teaser trailer plays

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>>86961697
Diane = Chad

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>>86961510
He just loved robocop

>>86961697
The Topa Diane has been leading them on the entire time. She was probably made by Bad Coop.

Hope Cooper sacrifices himself and Mr. C to the lodge then comes back as Dougie for the entirety of season 4 and the movie.

>>86961706
Didn't Mike give the pebble that was Dougie back to Coop though? I need to rewatch this episode.

>>86960705
I fast forwarded

Anyone else crack up at the brother reacting to the shoot out with "people are stressed"? I fucking lost it.

I move car

Freddy is going to be killed protecting Naido form Mr.C

>>86961785
nope, he only gave him the ring

just showed him the ball

>>86960705

Brilliant performance 10/10

the rest of the show was meh

>>86961802
I fucking clapped.

>>86961795
>>86960705
I went for a piss break and got a fresh, cold beer.

are we getting a 2h finale?

>>86961848
ye

>>86961802
yes. that line was great. the mitchums are amazing.

>>86961802
best characters. mitchum + the girls > bookhouse boys. COOP WON.

>>86961848
yes, starts an hour earlier too

>>86961848
Yes. Next week.

>>86961848
Yes. Next week is the end.

>they reused the Mike scenes when he was telling Dougie that he was manufactured for Diane
You can just tell they were cutting close on the budget, what with all product placement.

>>86961836
>36,6 degrees
>cold

>>86961620
>how exactly would you make the effects "better"?

by not making it look like a poor drawn anime

>>86961675

s2 finale is not canon

>>86961878
Next week is merely the beginning

>>86961867
>>86961878
fug, thought there was still two more weeks.

>>86961901
Season 4 confirmed

Will we find out what happened to Annie next week?

>4chan's /tv/ actually praising this bottle of piss

Why do redditors go to this place? Why don't they stay in their pissbottle safespace aka leddit? Barely no criticism here, I swear Lynch is paying bots to post on here.

so what ever happened to Jane Levy?

>>86961880
>is it future or is it past

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>>86961226

>>86961878
Reminder that they agreed to not discuss having a season 4 until after the finale has aired.

We needed Lynch to show us that Jim was always the real Based Belushi brother.

>>86961901
Already have The Final Dossier pre-ordered, Mr. Frost. Thank you.

>>86961941
Probably got raped.

>>86961923
There are "two" more episodes, but it's really just like 1 and 2.

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>>86961881
Nice joke Eurocuck.

Diane definitely did say "I'm in the sheriff's station".

The only relevant person we know is in the station is Naido, but for Naido to be Diane, she'd have to have undergone some kind of whacked out transformation. I also feel like we're going to have proper scenes with the real Diane and she's going to need to be able to do more than make monkey noises.

>>86961948
: - ) ALL

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>you're a fine man bushnell mullins, I will not soon forget your kindness and decency

KINO scene


Going to miss Bushnell, he was my favorite character.

>>86961880
>Not realizing that MIKE was speaking to Dougie and Diane simultaneously at two different points in time

the absolute state of vedderfags

>cooper putting on his suit
>song starts playing again
>gas up the jet
>youre a fine man bushnell mullins
>I am the fbi

This. was everything. i ever wanted. dnwjkxkskjzakkamxjd

>>86961549
I thought the crazed accountant was perfect. You have this whole set up with the FBI, H & C, and the Mitchum bros.—one wrong move could set it all off, and then some fucking rando shows up and ruins it

>>86961941
well, we still haven't found out about Linda yet. Could be Annie's daughter? Or Maybe Annie was also a tulpa?

>>86961948

this

tp:the return is just a basic flick, never a kino

None of you motherfuckers better spoil the finale this week.

>>86961349
kek
forgot cera was in this
sorta want him to come back desu

>>86961996
you forgot to clear out the name field retarded samefag

It's going to end with another body appearing wrapped in plastic and Cole will stay in Twin Peaks to investigate it/save Audrey.

>>86962041
>don't click thread
>don't get spoiled
crazy how that works huh

>>86961987
He was actually based on the subject of Lynch's first movie.

>>86961948
>fans of show are excited about show after airing
congrats bro (you) did it. everyone's impressed no one has ever been contrarian on 4 channel before.

>>86961882
you do realize that that's exactly the point?
lynch probably thinks that all these fancy 3D effects of the Roland Emmerich type are lifeless and shitty, because that's what they are.
You are watching this show, because there are odd things happening. Why would you go through the ordeal of making these odd things look "as good as possible", when you will still know, it's simply effects? If they made them "more realistic", it would probably be cringy.

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>all the inevitable Lodge shenanigans next week

>>86961950
I think whichever Renault mentioned that her and her friend got turned into underage prostitutes.

>>86962041

agent cooper dies it's confirmed

>>86962073

lots of make-up for that old hags wrinkley face

>>86962041
laura comes back to life and cooper brings her to see sarah, not knowing she's possesed by Judy

>>86961510

it was self defense

dougie kill?

>>86962073
>cooper steps on the gas
>blood engorges her clitoris
choose 2

>>86962110

hahaha so laura palmer will be killed again?? I FUCKIN LOVE IT!

>>86961549
honestly hospitals these days are so overworked with all the Obamacare white trash going to get hydrocodone that they'd let him go IRL if he wanted to. they have no liability if the patient demands to leave.

that American woman remix is sick.

>>86962110
Carrie Paige is a tulpa.

>>86961785

Coop got the ring

>>86960892
>THE SPOILERS WERE FUCKING RIGHT
Yep, that means they are likely right for next week too.

>>86961983
Of course, Naido is another doppelgangar. She's Diane's Dougie.

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>I wanna tell you how much I enjoyed spending time with the both of you. You made my heart so full.

Who here was crying?

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>the finale is up on demand early. You rip it and can upload it, but this guy shows up outside your house
What do you do

the good news is we don't have to hear tim roth's dumb accent anymore.

>>86962189
not much has been actually spoiled for next week other than Laura coming back to life which we have known for like 2 years because of set photos

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>>86962189

Based SPOILERS from Mother Russia destroyed redditors in pieces.

>>86962226
;-) ALL

>>86962189
welp, time to avoid /tpg/ for another week

>>86962238
Do it so I can personally thank the fucker for his work

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>Cooper: This is all new to you, isn't it?

>Annie: I feel constantly amazed, stunned. Music and people, the way they talk and laugh, and the way some of them are so clearly in love. It's like a foreign language to me. I know just enough of the words to realize how little I understand.


>Cooper: Man, I would love to see the world through your eyes.

Reminder Cooper got to experience the world through Annie's eyes as Dougie ;_;

That's why he enjoyed it so much.

>>86962269
leaks are all fake

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>>86962238
He's already at my house

>>86962238
tell him to come inside for some sneeding

>>86962238
who the fuck wouldn't want Lynch to come to your house? I'd upload it so many different fucking places and have him come over for coffee and quinoa and we'd talk about furniture

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>>86962187
But Bad Coop's got a phone. That's got a little ring.

>>86962073
Fuck, I'm going to miss this show

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>>86962269

i love russia

>>86962041
well thank you fag, because of you i can no longer browse the thread safely, was getting people to spoil part of the plan ir are you just retarded?

>>86962238
Do it so he can give me the secrets to his suave hair style.

>>86962238
"get in the car!"
>tickles the air while talking
>shows you dead rodents he collected and a bunch of blood-painted cotton
>proceeds to tell you
"a duck has the perfect shape, from beak to head to the bottom!"
>charges you 4000$ for infringing copyright

>>86962321
They were rights for the last two weeks. Not very detailed, but perfectly accurate.

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>>86962318
fug

AGENT COOPER DIES IN THE NEXT EPISODE

>>86962189
Post them

>>86962346
:D

>>86962439
I don't have them but I'm sure some anon will. To whoever posts them: use spoilers.

Can someone please explain to me WHAT the FUCK is wrong with charlie?
Why is he so stiff?
He's too tall to be a little person, a dwarf.
Is that just acting?
>okay, off comes the coat

>>86962415
that is an illusion

>>86962423

based vedderposter

>>86962497
He's not an actual dwarf by the definition. He got a bad disease as a child and it stunted his growth but he's still too tall to be considered an actual dwarf.

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>>86962423

>>86962393
Worth the $4k

>>86962497

he's two midgets in an overcoat, the bottom midget is michael anderson

>all these people thinking Diane's tulpa was made by the rape and not AC taking her to the Black Lodge
Is there somewhere where "gas station" and "convenience store" aren't synonymous?

>>86962439
Found them here. They're in that thread, so don't look at it unless you want shit spoiled. https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/6tox8l/s3e18_did_this_russian_streaming_service_just/

>every side character meant nothing and killed off in the final 3 episodes
bravo l y n c h

post yfw the binoculars are bad

>>86962636
Richard is probably with the Fireman.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXth84G7dkM

>>86962604
First world nations

>>86962601
>two midgets in an overcoat
In a human centipede way or in a standing on the other's shoulders way?

>>86962604
diane just really wanted to meet ed really.

>>86962392
there is no secret. He just puts "spray" in it and pushes it back with his hands. I can't find the timestamp since it's like a 3 hour video, but someone asks him in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL8pN9Cgu2k

>>86961158
Isn't Dale going to resurrect him?

the fuck is a tulpa

Laura Palmer's going to come back alive?

What about her dead body in literally the first scene of the show? What the fuck?

>>86962707
Yes.

NEW

>>86962751
>>86962751
>>86962751

Do you have the seed? Do you HAVE the SEED?

>>86962725
From what little we know of him, the original Dougie was kind of an asshole though. Janey-e and Sonny Jim deserve better.

>>86962738
That little thing in the back of your throat

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>Coops face

;_;

>>86962746
that was her doppelganger

>>86962675

i believe in this, vedder must win

>>86960650
>>86960842
Jesus Christ she's in a fucking coma still

>>86962318
>Annie

I sure hope they at least allude to this character before the series is over

>>86961318
Episode 12 was hot garbage

>>86961454
Are you retarded? Its the doppelganger

>>86961163
you're just gay anon, thats all there is to it

>>86961503
Have you not figured out that red room effects are specifically cartooney compared to real world effects? like richard evaporating or the nuke?

>>86961510
They were parked in his driveway

>>86961510
Average day in America