>watching 300 >google >FIND OUT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

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>listening to Kanye
>… I keep it 300 like the Romans / 300 bitches, where the Trojans?
>google
>find out it actually didnt happen

>>86947723
they forgot to add the part where the guys fucked with 8yo boys

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>watching Schindler's List
>google
>it didn't actually happen

>>86947928
>300 like the Romans
>300 in Latin is CCC
>CCC = cool, calm and collected
Bravo Kanye

>>86947992
>instead of straight/gay they had penetrator vs penetrated

The superior system

>>86947723
they forgot to add most of the actual events but yeah

>>86947992
Spartans shaved the heads of brides because the men were so used to assfucking dudes and never saw women

>>86948027
>watching Schrodinger's List
>google
>it may or may not have happened

>>86948076
That was the case in most cultures before judeo-christian theology came along

>>86947723
American """education"""

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>>86948072
Hello Genius dot com.

>>86947723
except it didn't happen AT ALL like in the (((movie)))

>persians are known for freeing slaves including kikes from other empires and did never have any slaves themselves
>literally none of them were black

>kikes make a movie, make them black, and make them slavers

>>86948027
Inb4 people call you a Nazi. SL is admitted historical fiction.

>>86948124
Hola reddit

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>watching simpsons
>google
>FIND OUT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

>>86948309
I unironically enjoy Rick and Morty with my girlfriend

>>86948148
No it wasn't. This is standard faggot revisionism. Majority of cultures had negative views on outright homosexuality

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>watching Meet the Spartans
>google
>FOND OUT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

>>86948148
>judeo-christian
Hahaha

>>86947723
>watching 300
>google
>opened 10 years ago

>>86948148
Hahahahaha yeah based other cultures!!! they have so much to teach Europeans!

>>86948203
are you suggesting your explanation is somehow more correct?

>>86949164
Older men fucking young boys wasn't seen as homo. Socrates had a wife and kids and still fucked young boys.

>>86948209
>all this fucking persian shilling like in the last threads
>hurr dey totally didn't have slaves, besides having a gigantic empire.

i hate you pseudo-historians more than anything. John Green and the other pop historical revisionists ruined a fucking generation

>>86949590
SPARTANS

PREPARE TO SHAKE THAT ASS

>>86947992
Well duh, of couse they fucked young boys since men have the tightest holes and the spartans wanted only the best.

>>86950281
Socrates didn't exist

yeah it's a 100% accurate historical documentary dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2uZjbueNek

>watching spiderman 2
>Google
>it actually happened

>>86947723
>literally did not even remotely happen like it did in the Snyder film.

>>86950573
So you must be the guy that gets in a tizzy over Dinosaurs with feathers

>>86955376
Not that anon, but Dinosaurs literally all had feathers. So you aren't really doing a service for paleontology if you portray them differently, like ugly looking, naked geckos.

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>watch Passion of the Christ
>Google
>it's actually based on some bigass book

>>86949968
Semitic desert shit isn't European culture you cuck.

>300
>not named 300 spartans + a fuckton of other greeks
wtf

>>86947723
>Watching Idiocrazy
>google
>USA IS DOOMED LMAO

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>watching Phra Rod Meree
>google
>it's based on an actual thai legend
>the source material is arguably even more fucked up

>>86948148
Ameriburger education, everyone

>>86948072
>cool calm and collected
>ragequits every game
hmm..

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>>86947992
>enter a thread expecting some laughs
>get a massive boner and start wishing I was a spartan

>>86953376
But Plato did you dumb motherfucker and his writings mentioning pedophilia. It was accepted at the time.

>>86956032
Platos a spook

>>86947723
>They all die in the end
Bring it on caused this. I'm tired of second place movies. This shit is ruining our culture, I want movies where the protagonist fucking wins instead of "good job you guys wuz the real best"

Spartans were barbarian faggots who just happened to settle down in one spot long enough to somehow miraculously create a culture around themselves

>I'm a Potter, I used to bake, I'm a shoeshine
>SPAHTANS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION
>HOOO!! HOO!! HOO!!!
women must have built their houses because all Spartans did was fuck kids, kill kids, fuck dudes, and kill their wives, it's amazing they had to be annihilated without just killing themselves off.

>>86956032
Excuse me, but what you're referring to as pedophilia is actually pederasty. Look it up niggy

>>86948072
Stands for coo clux clan, you fucking idiot

>>86947723
Thermopylae is propaganda and always was, even back then

>>86947723
>watching BLACKED
>google
>FIND OUT WOMEN DON'T ACTUALLY CRAVE BLACK COCK

>>86948209
>spartans literally allied with persians less than a century later and enslaved other greeks because the got prissy about athens
What did they and whoever wrote the comic book meant by this?

>>86956247
A variation of it still happened though.

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>>86947723
>watching Hidden Figures
>find out it's a complete fabrication
DAS RITE

>>86948448
>my SO made me a rick and morty cake :)

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>watching Zulu
>Google it
>it actually happened

>>86948304
Yeah I hate it when people call holocaust deniers nazis.

>>86956342
Most boring oscarbait movie ever made

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>watch Lord of the Rings
>google
>find out the book is better
WOAH

>>86956329
sure, but it was intentionally used by the spartans to aggrandize themselves; previous to that, the spartans weren't known for being military gods, and there were also other greeks who died there. And it wasn't that big of a deal practically speaking, although I'm sure it was good for morale to portray it as such. And to be fair, the Spartans did become a military powerhouse because of superior tactics and discipline, but it was after Thermopylae as as a response to the reputation they'd just made for themselves

I've always thought it was silly when people talked about 300 being historically inaccurate, while still believing the general narrative of Thermopylae.

>watch harry potter
>google it
>find out muslim countries band it for being pagan devil worship

Some people believe the movie 300 is supposed to be in-universe propaganda meant to motivate the troops seen at te end, and that's why it's so exagerated.

>>86956556
>And it wasn't that big of a deal practically speaking
Well, that's just dumb to say dude. It was a major strategic battle site.
>they only had a reputation of having superior tactics and discipline after Thermopylae
That is historically false.
>while still believing the general narrative of Thermopylae.
Are you Persian or something? Literally what is the narrative that's "false" exactly? Greeks were invaded by the Persians..you realize that happened, right?

>>86956556
>but it was after Thermopylae as as a response to the reputation they'd just made for themselves
Marathon was like, 40 or 50 years before that wasn't it?

>>86948209
Persian diaspora, everyone.

>>86948209
>complaining about jewish kikes before they even existed.

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>>86947723
>watching Pain & Gain
>google
>FIND OUT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

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>>86947723
>watching The Martian
>google
>FIND OUT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

>>86956032
Plato is something kids play with you retard.

>>86956428
Nice image, how is the movie? You recommend it?

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>watching La vita è bella
>google
>FIND OUT IT MAY NOT REALLY HAPPENED

>>86956556
It's in the Persian scripts you nigger.

>>86958537
what?

You mean an scenario like the one in The Martian or something? Please explain.

>>86960057
It's true, all of it

>>86960290
the fuck?

>Watchs Sneed's Feed and Seed
>Google it
>It was actually formerly Chuck's