Out to the movies by yourself again, eh buddy?

WHERE'S ROBERT?

>>86946138
It's a shitty competitor movie theater on the other side of town.

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>>86946138

You called, sir?

>>86946138
>*hand grips your shoulder from behind*

>"ayyo whiteboi you callin fo' me?"

What did you do to Robert?

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Here's your popcorn handsome ;)

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>>86946288

>White woman

>>86946187
No not you, the other Robert. The one with the uh... buzz cut.

>>86946168
Bit high and mighty thinking you can compete with the BBC Chain (Big Bucket Cinema Chain).

>>86946233
Wait, a min, you're not Robert. But you're muscly... I think my GF would like you! Can I have your number please?

>>86946187
You're not Robert. I think I am at the wrong cinema.

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T-ticket p-please sir

>>86946416
>"mmm mmm bro thanks for the offer, but I got eyes are on you! Look at dat ass!"

>*slaps your ass*

>"I'll see you in the cinema showers later famm"

>>86946619
I s-shower at home after a day in the popcorn mines... It's my own... erm... regime.

>>86946857
>"Don't you be holdin' out on me whiteboi. You don't want me tellin everyone you is a racist now do ya? Get that ass in there now befoe' I make you"

>>86947038
Y-yes sir...

>>86946187
I want the Robert that listens to rap music