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Jail this bastard now. Before it's too late...

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Jail this bastard now. Before it's too late...
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>>86944461
Are you serious?
What a fucking betamale cuck beta orbiter safespace sucker you are
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>wh*tes: "MUH FREE SPEECH"
>criticize wh*tes and the atrocities they commit daily
>wh*tes: "NOOOOOOOOO MUH FEELINGS"
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>invent bantz
>ban bantz

Brits are cultural manlets
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I 'ave a cunning plan
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>>86944534
Stop stealing and murdering you niggers, then we can talk about others.
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Sharia when?
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>>86944562
they only banned it to avoid being nuked by the biggest insecure manlets on the planet
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Ripped straight from Jordan Petersons Facebook page...
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wtf I hate mr Bean now. fucking racist.
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Based Rowan
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>>86944562
I'm gonna frame this post, it's so great.
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He invented humor, he should have a say.
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>>86944562
>cultural manlets
kek
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>>86944461
Based Mr. Bean
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>>86944662
If you repeat the same jokes that are insulting when repeated, then yes, it makes sense. Unless you are such a cuck that you don't mind hearing that you are useless and retarded every single day of working with some peasants.
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>>86944662
Of course it is an Americunt who can't take a heat. You know, I hear people say it's da j00s, SJW's, commies, nazis etc.
No, the problem is and always was Americunts.
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>>86944520
Are YOU serious? You really don't recognize an obvious lampoon post?
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>>86944662
At least we haven't banned free speech. Retarded britbongs.
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>>86944562
Bantz isn't banned. Calling somebody a jew kike nigger isn't 'bantz'.
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>>86944662
you better bin that banter or I'll call scotland yard
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>>86944854
You basically have.

http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/15763074-story

>say something on twitter
>get arrested
>get jailed
>in the most overpopulated prisons on the planet
>L-land of t-the f-freee!

lmao
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>>86944858
really?
who decides where to draw the line? The queen?
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>>86944858
t. jew kike nigger
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>>86944562
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Oh look, another /pol/ discussion on /tv/. With the same group of idiots who are always in these topics.
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>>86944908
You just can't say stuff that promotes violence.
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>>86944954
kek
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Everyone remember to see Johnny English 3 next year
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>>86944978
Say someone and you might anger them to hitting you. Which is also in turn promoting violence. Which is just total BS.
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>>86944978
>can't say something that promotes violence
>''''free'''' speech

Nice 'freedom' of 'speech' there, lad. So what you're saying is, you can't say anything that the law deems to be unlawful? Aight. So now you know why people get arrested for saying 'racist' stuff.
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>>86944662
What did he mean by this?
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>>86944534
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>>86945033
No, you just can't directly promote violence by saying stuff like "kill all white people." I can talk all I want about the average IQ differences between whites and blacks and if a liberal gets triggered and attacks me that person would be a t fault.
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>>86945092
he's probably a jew but even then he's right, you can't just talk shit about someone constantly.
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>>86944662
>lives in paki central
>complains about white people banter

Fucking retard lol
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>>86945092
this is somenext level banter tbqhwy
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>>86944854
>american sues people for free speech

Americans really don't get irony lol
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Apologize
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>>86944975
:^)
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>>86944786
>>>/tumblr/
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>>86945285
Yet she still won't house poor refugees in her mansions, what a bitch
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>>86945365
>haha i fucked your mom last night m8
>bantz

End yourself.
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>>86944461
Based Bean coming to save us all.
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>>86945384
I agree we should ban people from saying whatever they want.
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>>86944975
>he doesn't know
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>>86945464
If you can't see the difference, then you are autistic and should kill yourself on the spot. Unless you don't mind me saying that I will come and kill your family because it seems funny for me.
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>>86944461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxBXke6KvPA
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>>86945384
Who are you quoting, anon-kun?
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>>86944858
Why would you call someone a jew AND a kike?
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The headline is the complete opposite of what he wants
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>>86944858
>Calling somebody a jew kike nigger isn't 'bantz'.
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>>86945691
Hid dad probably.
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>>86944461
He only mocks white people and Christianity. I'm pretty sure Mr bean is a jew
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>>86945209
Found the giant fucking faggot.

I can't be seen posting in the same thread with you anon, my wife will kill me.
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>>86945535
That's what your mum said last night as I put my penis in her butt
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>>86944461
... 'Bob.'
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BE NICE
BIN THAT FORK
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>>86944461
Rowen Atkinson for Prime Minister
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>>86944534
But whites never react when insulted. It's the brown and blacks that go into murderous rampages because they can5 take a joke
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>>86945285
>BE A MILLIONAIRE
>LET THEM IN
Just not near me pls
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>>86944662
>>86945092
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>in America Kinder Eggs are illegal
>but giving your kids hormone supplement to chemically castrate and mentally damage them isn't
>America
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Rowan Atkinson's always been racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crz13FKjp1I
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Post yfw your hear Mister Bean has died.
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>>86944562
Irish invented bantz and brits appropriated it. Read the Norse annals the Saxons had no sense of humour.
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>>86945092
god damn this is great I love you english fucks
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>>86946696
Rowling actually said she'd take in 10 "refugees" in her big fuck off house.... never happened of course
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>>86946934
wait, are kinder eggs actually illegal in America?
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>>86944805
OBSESSED
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>complain about Yurope turning Muslim and increased violence
>have cities that are worse than literal warzones
>America
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>>86944562
>invent bantz
Surely you don't really believe this. Nobody can be this retarded.
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>>86946934
>drug free school zone
>your kid is sleepy at 9 in the morning, we need to put him on "ADHD Medications"
We're a very sick people.
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>>86944595
>Just finished watching Season 4
>That last scene
I didn't see that coming.
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>>86944461
>insulting people is freedom of speech
>just religions though
>not race
>but in this case Jews will be considered a race
>also no one wants to be murdered so no Muslims
>so basically just Christians

Yeah. He's on the right track but black adder isn't there yet. Insults include homophobic/racist/sexist/everything
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>>86945092
This is an Onion article m88s.
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>>86947018
Just a reminder most of the English peasantry remained Celtic. English banter is recorded to have occurred in the Early Medieval Period before Ireland was truly absorbed into Britain

Further to that Irish "banter" is pretty shit in comparison, they have great craic though so it's all swings and roundabouts really
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>>86947059
>>86947059
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise#United_States
>Kinder Surprise eggs are legal in Canada and Mexico, but are illegal to import into the US. In January 2011, the US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) threatened a Manitoba resident with a $300 (Canadian dollars) fine for carrying one egg across the US border into Minnesota.
Literally worse than guns.
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>>86945092
>cheeky nandos with the boys

This is what it takes to break an American, to suggest going to a restaurant
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>>86947059
Yep, because they are afraid amerilard kids will eat the eggs whole and choke on the toys

Not even memeing
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>mfw this actually got posted
>mfw seppos got absolutely asspained over it
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>>86947347
Well, americans are retarded so it's not a surprise.
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>>86944534
the anger is because there isn't a level playing field. it's perfectly fine to make fun of whites but making fun of anyone else is off limits.
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LIVING IN AMERICA
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>>86947059
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>>86947461
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>>86947084
>niggers are literal subhumans and areas infested with them are dangerous as fuck
Gee anon you sure proved a point here
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>>86947461

I saw some of these for sale at a bodega a week ago, thought about buying one just to shitpost

In theory its illegal but you will only be nailed if you have a semi truck full of them crossing the boarder
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>>86947547
>americans of a different color living in an american city do not count for american statistics
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>>86947461
>>86947576
this can't be fucking real
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>>86945092
lel what a fag.
>>86946479
That's probably how I'd run my company too.
>tfw I sent a research essay to my professor by email after my friends and I had been renaming ourselves offensive shit, and didn't realize until later my name showed up as "Nigger Faggot" in the email
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>>86947703
the more retarded it is, the more real it is in america.
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>>86945285
>is christian
>writes book about sorcerors being good guys
nope
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>>86947783
>armed toddlers
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>>86947764
>tfw had my name on my email set as Goyim Shekelstein when I received a job offer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rCnLFamb0c
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>>86947783
WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE TODDLERS, THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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Lads, how do we fix America?
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>mfw mr bean is a drumpfag bully
childhood officially ends NOW
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>>86947995
He probably thought you were a fellow kike
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>>86948038
nukes. or just waiting until the few white people left die off.

i say 10 years, tops.
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>>86944461
>5 year old article

slide as fuck
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>>86947547
?
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>>86947228
Used to get them as a kid (with toy inside). Hope I don't go to jail
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>>86944461
Execute the freethinker!
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>>86945092
>i hate being called "lad"
>can't tell friendly banter from ill will
is this why we conquered the world, lads? I think we're the only ones who actually fucking get it. bunch of thin-skinned pussies
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american skin is so fucking thin
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>>86948415
This cannot be real. What is wrong with these plebs? She should be laughed all the way out of town for this nonsense. American jew-ndependence was a mistake. Should've killed them all.
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>>86948490
>This cannot be real.
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>>86945092
Damn are brits this based? That place sounds fun to work at.

tfw no work lads to have a cheeky pint with
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>>86948415
>12 year old
>eighth birthday party

Parents must not have loved him. Explains his violent attack.
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>>86948582
or ameriseppos can't count.
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>>86945092
700 grand. top fucking kek. brb boys on my way down the magistrates to file a claim against every cunt i've ever met.
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>>86944534
>whites get insulted
>bitching on the internet
>blacks get insulted
>riot, burn neighborhood businesses while asking the government to jail all white people

Yes, I see.
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>>86944595
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>>86945274
he doesn't live in america anymore though.

suing for free speech is right up britbong alley
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you literally can't make this shit up.

it's like a tard comedy, but then you realise they live this every single day.
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>>86948630
$3,33 proper freedom, at bargain price
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>>86947584
they certainly do

no one said they dont, but its the issue we've honed in on and its the issue we are solving. Eurocucks would just ban speech and guns and jail white people calling out the criminals over twitter. That's the difference.
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>>86944858
>naming the jew should be illegal

how did we end up here?
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>>86944461
BEAN'D

BEAN 4 PM

DO IT BONGS
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>>86948853
>no one said they dont
>but they don't if it makes my argument look bad
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>>86948836
>that french special
Jesus, that is way too meticulous to not be curated by an owner with an absolute vendetta
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>>86944858
My little anon can't be this reddit
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>>86948836
Why are marines and navy separate on the menu?
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>>86944908
>ordering a hitjob should be protected

ok retard
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>>86948984
Anyone who has been on holiday to France should have a vendetta. For the most part, they're total knobheads. Don't know what their problem is, senpai. Some are nice, mind you, but there is definitely a super high dickhead density in that country for some reason.
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>>86947783
>falling out of bed: 737
>falling
>out
>of
>bed

Is it because you're all obese sacks of shit and this would be considered exercise and strain your heart?
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>>86948836
What's with the butthurt about the French? It's not even British type banter, it's plain maliciousness
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>>86948490
Fake news or not over litigation is a disturbing part of American culture. It's basically An Armed Society is a Polite Society in legal means in states with heavy gun control. No matter what you take away it'll always be replaced.
They're legal gunslingers in a way. And some people would rather take a bullet than have their livelihood and families destroyed. It all falls down to good Judges.
But this is a film board.
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>>86948415

The article is a little clickbaity, basically says she HAD to sue him in order for her insurance to pay out on the broken wrist. She knows it was an accident and finds the whole thing retarded too.
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>>86949077
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese-eating_surrender_monkeys
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>>86944461
MADMAN
ABSOLUTE BONKERS
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>>86944461
Fucking hell, with that comment I thought he'd been Yewtree'd

I don't think I could have taken that...
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>>86949102
>basically says she HAD to sue him in order for her insurance to pay out on the broken wrist.

that's not first-world behaviour lad.
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>>86949096
lmao holy fuck what
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>>86949240

No denying, but the issue is more with retarded American health care system than anything.
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>>86949242
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>>86949240
I actually work at Wal-Mart

AMA
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>>86949297
do you sing the song?
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>>86949077
I don't know. I've encountered "French arrogance" before, but it's in no way worse than any other Continental attitude toward Americans or other outsiders. Most of those people are on average pretty nice anyway.
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>>86947444
Trips of truth
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>>86949287
God I can feel the freedom.
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The British have to be the second most ignorant people on the planet under Americans.
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>>86949077
they can't banter.
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>>86949376
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>>86948551
Yeah, pretty much.

A mate of mine just left the company to be a bus driver last Friday - I spent the whole day mocking him for crashing his car into a fucking tree.
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>>86949400
It's funny because everything America said is true but the comic exaggerates it like it's not a big deal.
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>>86948630
>try to pull a case out from the bottom like a game of jenga
>OH LORDY IT'S HAPPENIN AGGIIIIN
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>>86947783

How the fuck do you die by falling out of the bed and how is that number that high?
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>>86945092
i'd love to work at that place

Peter sounds like a blast
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>>86949287
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>>86949463
It's even funnier when you realize that Burgers get raped/murdered/robbed by niggers at much higher rates.
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>>86949467
>implying that's actually possible.
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>>86949459
I don't get it?
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>>86949512
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For the most part this is true. Particiularly the english, or maybe it's because they're the loudest most annoying
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>>86949242
So every third thread on this board. Why is this board so stupid?
>Fuck Americans and their shithole country
>But we'll obsess over everything they do
It's the same when it comes to Reddit. Everybody claims to hate them yet links to there have been posted in threads and everyone seems to know what people on the site are like. If America is so shit and all other countries are so great, why did so many people migrate from those countries to America and why obsess over the country and the people in it?
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>>86949519
>tfw I'm not white so I don't get raped and shot by niggers
le 56% can get fucked
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>>86949574
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>>86949348
It's just people living in capitals being snobby cunts, applies to most big cities like that. I hear rural French are pretty welcoming, but an American would never dream of travelling outside of Paris anyway
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>>86949446
>not using gun instruments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ztMmXtBPOI
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>>86944595

Is it as cunning as a fox that used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?
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>>86945285
>diversity ad
it's like poetry
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>>86944662
The whole "Americans can't take banter" has always been a classic British case of passive-aggressive faggotry stemming from insecurity

The most prolific case is being so butthurt at Napoleon conquering Europe and the best they could do was call him a manlet even though that wasn't even the case. These are the same pussies that would walk around the block instead of making the person in front of them hold the door open for slightly too long.
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>>86948695
But one those happens literally every second of every day and the other has literally never happened, search your confirmation bias you know it to be true.
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>>86949629
This is actually upsetting.
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>>86945124
I've yet to see 1 (ONE) person arrested for advocating white genocide
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>>86949629
I unironically and in all seriousness do not understand americans or the american way of living
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>>86949629
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>>86949719
PRICE
OF
FREEDOM
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>>86949629
the efficiency of the market at work
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>>86945285
>muh golden rule
>christianity
might as well call herself buddhist because she "feels spiritual"
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>americans
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>>86944461

>tfw have lived to see blasphemy laws return to Europe and Canada

>tfw Monty Python btfo

>tfw pompous faggots like John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson cry like Alt-Right pussies in the media because they can't be racist assholes anymore

It's beautiful.

#AlwaysPunchComedians
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>>86949746
Probably because you are an emasculated coward
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>>86949547
he once crashed his car, so it's ironic that he will work as a bus driver, what don't you understand
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>>86944461
oh thank fuck, I thought he was outed as a pedo or something. phew.
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>>86949723
I've yet to see 1 (ONE) person advocating "white genocide"
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>>86949870
>british """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>86944978
We /tv/ now.
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>>86949899
Fucking same here kek
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>>86949723

>Driving to work last week

>Big sign hanging on street wall

>"This is Aboriginal Land. Ask Their Permission If You Want To Stat"

>Someone spray painted along the bottom

>"Open Borders Mate"
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>5 years old news
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>>86949933
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>>86948008
thank you for source
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>>86949923

Lena Dunham did.

Charles Barkley did.

That professor /pol/ stalked did, and then doubled down to piss them off even more which was pretty funny.

Leader of BLM Canada did...and then threw in a fascinating theory that I later found is really popular among blacks involving Melanin Super Powers and recessive genes.
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>>86949959
Pics or didn't happen.
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>>86949996
I'd smile, but it saddens me that USA will drag the whole of the west down with it when it collapses
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>>86944461
I agree with him but I hope he doesn't expect anything to come from it except to be criticized by the left. The only thing you're able to stand for as a white person is the betterment of minorities on the lowest rung of society: so short trans mixed black/latinos. Anything else is either racist or will never be enough.
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>>86949937
I'm American tho, just answered for that anon, if anything you are fucking retarded for not finding the connection
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>>86949746
By getting a job, earning a high wage or salary through competence and hard work, and being able to use the market to buy the best health care in the world. Useless poorfags get crushed, but that is the price of price of having system that respects individual agency. Nanystate Yurowimps such as yourself need not apply.
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>>86950069
can you actually post sources for each of these.
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>>86950069
Proof?
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>>86944461
Didn't know Mr. Bean was such a piece of shit.
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>>86944534
>call a white boi a cracker cumskin culture-stealing piece of privileged shit
>"Haha, okay, whatever"
>call a black a lazy spear-chuckin kfc eatin welfare collectin niggardly coon
>"THE FUCK DID YOU SAY" *blap blap* "MUFUGGA"
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>>86947764
Did you get an A++ for being a twofer minority?
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>>86950104
it's just bants lad
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In America you can get jailed for driving a barefoot female in your car.
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>>86950069
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>>86949990
Explains why he hasn't been busy in recent years.
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>>86950108
>individual agency
>man sentenced to jail for collecting rainwater
>teen makes joke, is jailed for months
>women face jail time for growing garden
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>>86950140
>he didn't watch "Mr. Bean and the final solution"
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>you can literally get arrested for walking across the street in the USA
>jaywalking is an actual crime
can't even be trusted to cross a fucking road, holy shit
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>>86948695
>equating getting shot to death with getting insulted
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>>86950069
>Lena Dunham did.
Wouldn't take her too seriosly
>Charles Barkley did.
What? He advocated for the right for white dudes to say nigger among friends. Also he's got white in him.
>>86950069
>That professor /pol/ stalked did, and then doubled down to piss them off even more which was pretty funny.
Actually did celebrate an actual genocide for lulz. Protected by tenure, who knows, lets hope he doesn't have any law students with bright futures in his class, he represented his school by saying that "for the lulz", but college students from what I remember are pretty perceptive and know how to shuck and jive for GPAs.
>a fucking leaf
who cares?
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>>86950333
Gotta fill those private prisons to the brim
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>>86950120

I'm at work phone posting.

Lena Dunham - google it and maybe add "dad"

Charles Barkley was in an interview with Richard Spencer.

The /pol/ professor - google "white genocide" "Haiti" and "George" I think. He posts on /leftypol/.

The BLM organizer;

>Yusra Kohgali

Or similar.
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>>86950069
>Barkley

Sir Charles is the one constantly in hot water because he says flat out that the problem with niggers is that they glorify thuggery and bully any one of them who tries to make something of their lives.
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>>86945092
Hah, keep it up brits. Fuck that guy, we didn't want him here in America either.
What the fuck are nandos though?
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>>86950440
Kekd at this one
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>>86950056
>>86948008
nevermind
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>>86950414
>I'm at work phone posting.

don't care, burden of proof is on you.
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>>86950322
>Cherrypicked examples taken out of context that amount to nothing in any relative comparison
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>>86948008
Nice.
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>>86950458
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>>86950504
>modern britain
>UK literally has the lowest unemployment rate in europe, thats with half of eastern europe living here

lol
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>>86949096
Explain yourselves.
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>>86950335
Implying that disobeying a cop's orders doesn't warrant whatever suffering you receive.
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>>86950479

I just provided the sources.

>>86950431

He pulled the "all your babies r gunna be blacked, cracker".

Actually it was Richard Spencer and two black guys. One of them was Charles Barkley, but I don't know what he looks like so maybe it was the other black guy.
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>>86950414
googling keywords that conform to your confirmation bias isn't proof you retarded /pol/tard.
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>>86950556
in america bullets belong inside children, black dicks inside white women, foreskins in israel and shoes in fridges.
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>>86950042
Fucking white males. How much longer will we have to put up with this shit?
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>>86950534
>Getting charged 40 bucks to touch your baby after giving birth to it
So this is the power of not having health care from your job
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>>86950572
>I just provided the sources.
>lol just google them
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>>86947783
Clearly we need to ban beds.
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>>86950572
>I just provided the sources.
>doesn't provide source
typical /pol/ mental patient, back in your cage.
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>>86948792
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>>86950440
lmao
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>>86950120
Not that guy, but here's Lena.

https://twitter.com/lenadunham/status/793929098926166016
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But he's right. And I say that as a french who's been on the receiving end of British bant for the past millenia or so. Free speech comes before everything else.
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>>86950557
>Cop tells you to lie down on the ground
>Cop threatens to shoot the mentally challenged person you're taking care of
>Get shot by cop for lying down on the ground while explaining that the person who won't lie down is retarded
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>>86944461
Brits being weird again. Have one friend in england and he is describing it as a madhouse at the moment with the brex stuff.
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>>86948997
Gotta admit, those are some pretty cool shoes!
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>>86944461
>someone dares to even slightly question the current order of things
>"WHAT ABOUT THE NAZIS/POL??"

Is this really how it's going to be for the next century? It's really this easy to just turn people into hyperconformists?
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>>86950804
he's overreacting. Literally nothing has changed and I work in an office near London and i had to pay about £50 for my holiday to Madrid a couple of months ago.
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>>86950554
>not understanding employment stats
How many of those jobs are real jobs, not just government make work jobs.
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>>86950804
He'd be right. Brits are slowly coming to the realizeation that Brexit is gonna cost them a shitton and everyone is eager to put the blame on everyone else.
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>>86950868
the vast majority of the jobs created were in the private sector, government spending is being slashed.

Unless of course, you're just an idiot and didn't know that
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>>86950764
Don't take care if retards then. You act like that is common case, a majority of these nignog deaths is them purposely egging on the officer, and in a ton of cases acting like they have an actual gun when it's just a bb gun, or their hand in their coat pocket.

More Whites are killed by blacks and cops anyway. Blacks are just the only ones starting riots over it.
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>>86950890
>>86950804
Replying to your own post doesn't make your argument any less dumb
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>>86950943
No, that is someone else, don't know how you check but get a moderator or something to confirm it. I'm the 86950804 post.
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>>86947783
>armed toddlers

AHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHAHHA
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>>86950921
>Don't take care if retards then.
great point.
I'm not saying it's a common case, I'm saying you're equating shooting people dead with internet insults which makes you dumb.
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>>86950909
>still not understanding employment stats
I know that British Education is bad from looking at PISA score, but come on lad...
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>>86950534
79 C sections? wtf is going on in that womb?
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>>86950882
>reasonableness
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>>86949077
The French didn't support the invasion of Iraq so the Americans went apeshit about it.
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>>86950630
Dont forget the tip anon
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>>86944461
Based Johnny English.
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>>86951117
UK employment rate - UP
UK long term unemployed - down
UK labour participation rate - UP

These are facts

>b-but zero hour contracts
make up less than 5% of new jobs created have zero hours
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>>86950882
marty obviously didn't eat more pizza..or am i having a brainfart?
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>>86951117
>PISA

any other hungarians lurking?
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>>86950656
>EEEYYYYYY
Everytime
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>>86950630
touching your child is DLC now
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>>86951192

Employment generally is not a problem.

The problem is real estate/housing that keeps going up and up constantly.

So basically you can score a job but it won't allow you to have a "normal" life and you'll be a wage slave all your life.
Even if you better your position in life by education or work experience you'll still be paying most of it on living costs.
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>>86950557
not sure if serious
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>>86951218
Yeah you are. The kid's answer is right - and the teacher who corrected the kid shouldn't be teaching. The sizes of the pizzas aren't specified, so Marty's pizza could be 5 units big and Luis pizza only 2 units big. Then Marty would've eaten more.
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>>86951178
Ah yes, the great freedom fries debacle of 2003
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>>86944461
>banter is technically illegal in britbongistan
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>>86951102
That's not at all what I Implied. I implied that Niggers have nothing to really complain about, they need to stop worrying about that new $500 of Jordans that they'll only wear once and worry about getting enrolled in some form of higher education, could be college or a trade. They'd rather riot and attack all white people, thus becoming that which they detest the most, instead of doing some introspection and saying "Hmm. Maybe I should stop robbing 7/11 and instead worry about my future children and potential living circumstances."

Some BLM cunt just dropped a list a few days ago of things that "Whites Must Give To Blacks", including all property and inheritances. They literally want things given to then on a silver platter and their situation will never get better until they work themselves out.

>>86951309
I'm Half black, and I'm 100% serious. Blacks need to get their shit together and get it together ASAP.
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>>86951218
If the pizzas are identical then the correction is fair, but it was not stated that the pizzas were identical. The question "how is that possible?" implies that it is possible. The teacher should have clarified that he means two identical pizzas (or better yet, used only one pizza for the scenario) and asked IF it is possible, not stated that it is and then asked "how".
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>>86950882
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT MATH AND SEE FOOD
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>>86951192
>muh simplistic employment rate stat
Full time employment rate collapsed, but the total employment number is buoyed by people pivoting into part time, zero hour contracts, and self employment.
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>>86948542
You know your country's a fucking joke when IndieGoGo is your biggest healthcare provider.
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>>86951117
>know that British Education is bad

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/best-education

>uk second
>usa not in the top five
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>>86949689
>being so butthurt at Napoleon conquering Europe

The modern height of an Ameriftas idea of "banter" here lads. how will we recover lmao
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>>86951503
No fucking way.
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>>86951178
>le burgers and french fries, ce n'est pas la culture
>FRENCH FRIES AREN'T FRENCH ANYMORE?!?!, CULTURELESS AMERICANS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Come on it was pretty funny.
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>>86951486
Food banks are not free market enterprise you spaz, they're not used based on supply and demand. If you give away free shit in a country with 300k net immigration (down to 200k post Brexit vote) then guess what happens...
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>>86951503
Well? What IS a way Satan tries to trap third graders today?
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>>86951520
Good thing I am from Canada, but anyone with knowledge of the States knows that it is rated low because it has bimodal distribution when it comes Education. The top 50% percentile of the US would blow out the top 50% percentile of any other country.
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>>86944562
Britain fell victim to America's cultural influence. Consider Britain's response to the IRA and compare it to their response to muslims. Muslims get a free pass because they're brown.
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>THIS TRIGGERED NONAMERICAN DUMPING HIS BUTTHURT FOLDER
LMAO
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>>86951734
>candy
>questioning gender
>video games

Read more bible pls
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>>86951503
>>86951626
thats obviously from a private Christian/Catholic school. Shit like that doesn't happen in public school.
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>>86951486
you do realise to get free food at a food bank all you do is turn up, word of mouth caused it, most don't need them
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>>86951768
Britain's response to the IRA was to sit down and negotiate...
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>>86951768
Lmao, look up the British Cultural Invasion of USA. Huge numbers of actors in USA are British born. Look at how many shows they copy from Britain.

Face it, at least we pretend Britain is relevant when we know they're not while you say Britain isn't relevant but clearly cares about them enough to invest in their shit.

t. Aussie
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>>86951788
>be american
>insult a minority
>get fired, robbed, or shot
>if you call the cops you get arrested for assault for using threatening language
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>>86950534
Geez, with healthcare so expensive, America must have the best healthcare in the world!
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>>86949642
>Is it as cunning as a fox that used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?

>. . .
>No.
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>>86951423
>If the pizzas are identical then the correction is fair

No it isn’t.

“Marty ate more pizza than Luis”

Marty ate 4/6 = 66.6%
Luis ate 5/6 = 83.3%

The kid is right, Marty’s pizza had to be bigger for him to eat less yet somehow have eaten more.
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>>86949471
>fall out of bed
>hit head
>head injury/neck injury/ pass out and choke
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>>86944854
>haven't banned free speech
>the most sensitive, self-censoring cucks on the planet
KEKED'd
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>>86951834
I'm not American. What the fuck are you babbling about you abo monkey?

>>86951825
Are you ignoring the Ring of Steel around London? Funneling money into Loyalist paramilitaries to kill Catholics in NI? Sending the British Army onto the streets of NI? Curfews in NI? Blockades in NI? Internment in NI? Banning Gerrry Adam's fucking VOICE from TV? Actively raiding channels like CHannel 4 and destroyign all footage they had of Gerry Adams and the IRA? Banning shitloads of NI residents from going to the UK because they might be part of the IRA? Actively infiltrating the IRA? Actively bugging the homes of people even tangentially affiliated with the IRA even to this day?
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>>86945092
In case anyone is wondering the obvious, yes this has and always will be a fake news story.

It never happened and the only source is some joke site. Good on y'all for continuing to perpetuate falsehoods like faggots.
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>>86944461
Maybe he's the ultimate troll?
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>>86951423
You're assuming the teacher wrote the original question and didn't just steal the course work out of a book.
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There has been an internal fight to rid brits of banter for years now.

>https://tommychivers.wordpress.com/2012/03/06/if-you-like-banter-you-are-an-idiot/

Really is a shame, banter is the only thing brits still have.
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>>86947783
>Armed Toddlers
When the fuck are we going to get rid of these freeloading sacks of shit?
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>>86951887
The "I'm happy that I cut off my legs one was actually really fucked up. Guy had some mental illness where his mind kept telling himself to cut off his own legs, so he purposefully break them and inject them with literal feces, go to the hospital, and then demand that the doctors remove them. The doctors of course all said no, but he eventually took the matter into his own hands and just performed the operation on himself while black out drunk, crushing the bones and just hacking away at the meat real hap-hazardly.

Also he became trans during or after all this, I think.
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>>86951887
>Kick a ginger day
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>>86951961
If the pizzas are identical then Luis definitely ate more, making the correction "it is not possible" fair. You got something mixed up, I think.
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>>86949077
Go to paris and youll find out.


Parisians are scum. Other french are less insufferable but still cunts
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>>86952135
The thacther government at the time did negotiate with ira. Every british government had to negotiate with nationalists and unionists for years after. Considering the shithole ni still is with nationalist and unionist terrorists still about, they did not do a very good job.

I mean, they have not had a government for about 6 months and the rest of the UK does not know who they even are.
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>>86952347
>Go to paris
YOU MEAN ALGERIA?

YUROP IS LOST TO THE MUDSLIMES
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>>86949471
They are too fat to get up and die from dehydration.
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>>86952408
What the fuck is the point of your post? It's just a meandering mess that doesn't seem to settle on anything besides "NI is bad" despite that being utterly irrelevant to the discussion.
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Based big bants bean working faggots into a shoot
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>>86952343

The question asks how is it possible for Marty to have eaten more than Luis, when Marty ate 4/6ths of a pizza and Luis ate 5/6ths of another pizza.

If 4/6(x) > 5/6(y) then obviously x > y.

Learn to fucking read.
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>>86945092
Sounds like a great workplace. Wtf is this Burger hurt about? Of course if he acts hurt and offended they will continue to tease him. This is a lesson you learn in 2nd grade
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>>86946828
>the next time someone says the earth is billions (or million) of years old, what can you say?
>were you there

K
E
K
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>>86952460
Damn, Europes niggers are worse than America's niggers.
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>>86952469
I'm not 86951825, just saying ni is a shithole. Had many young people from ni travel to europe to get a decent life. They really don't like the older generation in terms of the conversations I have had with them.

Is ni not the forgotten quarantine area of the UK anyway considering the amount of crap that went down there?
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>>86948792
oh wow
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>>86952531
my friend. NOBODY disagrees with you on this. it was never challenged. just go back and read the previous posts as you obviously misread something.
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>>86952594
None of the shit you're saying is accurate. Literally none of it. Quiet down, monkey.
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>>86951431
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>>86944662
>>86945092
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2016/08/10/wikileaks-hacks-hillary-clintons-private-browser-durable-adult-diapers-among-search-history/

Fake news, idiots.
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>>86951225
aha
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>>86952660
Could you at least try to prove it? I can find plenty online of crime, drug taking and the government being down. That uvf group killed some guy in a car park and there was that rhi scandal where 500 million got lost in some burning pellet scheme.
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>>86951887
Chase/family thinks he's rude lol
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>>86944461
based Mr. Bean
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>>86947783
>be american
>get shot by toddler
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