>we're not so different, you and I

*inhales*
*leans back*
*hales*
Ok.

>>86944035
*exhales

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>if only we've met in different circumstances, we could have been friends

>>86944050
*farts*

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>>86944009
>How do I know I can trust you
>You don't.

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i dont get these threads.

>son is late for school because he has a hard-on that wont go away
>mom helps him jackoff so they can get to school

yeah ok

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>>86945840
Name 2.5918E12 kinos that did that

>>86945840
>>86945976
I'm 99% sure I've watched a porn kino exactly like that, can't remember the name though

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>>86944035
>hales

>>86945976
have a look through Xev Bellringer's catalogue. She's written and directed a lot of films

>in a new place, strangers see each other for a second.
>Next scene, they have hardcore sex and bdsm.

>the hero and the villain are both fighting on a battlefield
>they see eachother and walk towards eachother while killing infantry

>>86945504
tropes.
shitty tropes, to be exact

>>86945840
Art truly imitates life.

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>YOU'RE A LOOSE CANON
>THE DA IS GOING TO BE HOUNDING ME FOR WEEKS BECAUSE OF YOU
>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE
>HAND IN YOU GUN AND BADGE
>AND YOUR OTHER GUN

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>In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

>guy flirts with girl at a bar
>girl says "this can't happen"
>cuts to them making out while going into house

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>guy and girl kiss

>>86946158
Name three (3) films, five (5) kino's, and two (2) Seinfeld episodes that this happens in

>>86947260
There's at least 5 episode of Seinfeld where this happens.

Went to the beach today and a couple of kids somehow played out one of these frogposts
>We need a big rock
>I know just the big rock
they then went off to find said big rock.

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>"you wouldn't hit a woman would you"
>"i ain't gonna hit no woman"
>"im gonna shoot her thats what im gonna do"
>*spits*

>>86945504
just losers copy/pasting the same thread and replies over and over again trying to be funny

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>>86946744
NAME ONE FILM THAT DOES THIS

>>86947707
Your mom's porno flick

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>This will take a few hours
>You have 15 nano seconds

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>Director wants to introduce Mary Sue character
>Have her speak multiple languages

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>>86946669

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>>86946744

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>protagonists tracking down super elite hacker to help with their cause
>knock on property and young woman or some kid answers
>"excuse me, we're looking for somebody who goes by the name [1337 hacker username]. We believe they reside at this address?"
>"you're looking at him/her"

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>>86944009
>>86945442

>>86944035
>hales

why the fuck did this crack me up so much

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>Human man/elf woman relationship

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>white main character has a non-white significant other