>australian scene
>didgeridoos start playing
>>86940988
>"We're going to Australia"
>Shows Sydney Opera House
We have more shit than that ffs.
>I come from a land down under stars playing
>>86941140
Whenever a film does this it's always kino.
>Indian scene
>orchestra of anuses sound off in a deafening boom leaving the viewers paralyzed from the chest up
>>86941140
>go to Australian cinema
>order spider legs for myself and some petrol for my Abo
>we queue up for the mandatory weapons check
>weapons inspector puts his hand in my pocket
>"Wots this then, cunt?"
>crikey
>forget to take bottle opener off of key chain
>bottle openers are classified as Type II Dangerous Weapons
>inspector sics the cinema dingo on me
>dingo drags me into croc pit
>beg my Abo to help me
>he just stares and asks me for a ciggy
>croc sinks its teeth into my leg
>black out as Land Down Under begins playing on the cinema speakers
>female character is visiting britain
>has to don full muslamic hijab suit
>>86942650
>american characters visits britain
>has to announce that they're american and how things are different there