SURROUNDED BY LANNISTER SHITS

Why did thi s need its own thread, GoTfag?

QUICK ONE. LUCKY FOR YOU. MINE WAS SOME BOAR CUB AT THE HUNT OF SUMMERHALL. MY HORSE TOOK AN ARROW SO I WAS ON FOOT, SLOGGING THROUGH THE MUD. HE CAME RUNNING AT ME, THE DUMB WILD-BORN LAD, THINKING HE COULD END THE CHASE WITH A SINGLE SWING OF HIS TUSK. I KNOCKED HIM DOWN WITH THE HAMMER. GODS, I WAS STRONG THEN. CAVED IN HIS BREAST. PROBABLY SHATTERED EVERY RIB HE HAD. STOOD OVER HIM, HAMMER IN THE AIR. RIGHT BEFORE I BROUGHT IT DOWN HE SQUEALED, "WAIT! WAIT"

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>>86941080
>HE SQUEALED, AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGRRRHHHHH

LANCELL LANNISTER! GODS, WHAT A SSSSTUPID NAME

When did this meme start? I leave for like 3 weeks now everyone has lens flare and is shooting lasers out of their eyes/mouth

>>86940803
GO AND FETCH THE THREAD STRETCHER YOU SHITS

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>>86940761
CAREFUL NOW!!!

>>86940761
I don't know anything about Game of Thrones
Tell me about this guy

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>>86941202
BOW BEFORE YOUR KING

BOW YOU S H I T S

>>86940761
Robert was best king.

>>86941180
It's a reaction to how shit the writing has been this season compared to how good it was during the first two.

has there been a leak yet?

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>>86941600
THE WINE

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>>86941675

>>86941443
His name is Robert Baratheon, also known as "Based Bobby B" and like 15 years before the show started, he rebelled against the king because the king's son took his waifu.

Bobby proceeded to smash the shit out of the king's armies, fuck a lot of whores and stretch the crown prince's breastplate so bad he died and people are still finding his breastplate's rubies years later.

Then when he got old and fat (gods he used to be strong) Lancel, his man-slave, gave him too much wine and overcome by his anxiety over the mad king's daughter (THE WHORE) he was distracted and killed by a BOAR.

In one last act, he smashed the shit out of the boar and on his deathbed, demanded they eat it.

>>86941504

The pic would be much better if it was just bobbys head on the boar, without the snout and tusks.

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>>86941701
Your grace, the breastplate stretcher is the pathway to many abilities, some considered to be... unnatural.

>>86941504
>mfw he killed the ruling king so this'd make him the rightful king

>>86941763
Sounds like he's /ourguy/

>>86941904
>These dragon faggots don't know about The Pig King

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BOW DOWN YA SHITS

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>>86941504
More wine, your Boar?