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Tshh
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>>86940118
what is that stance called?
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>>86940146
The animal abuser
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>>86940118
>>86940146
>>86940165
The Chad Stance
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>>86940118
I have seen this meme so many times now yet I've never seen the original footage. Anybody have a link?
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>>86940247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM
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>>86940284
The dog won.
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>>86940284
>expecting the dog to react any differently after you rabbit punch the side of her head while she's trying to eat
who is this fucking clown?
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>>86940846
He expected it to do that. He is a dog trainer that has spent his life taking in aggressive dogs that were going to be put to sleep and correcting their behavior. Then he got a show helping idiot owners who don't know how to have a dog correct their dogs neurotic behaviors.
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>>86940991
Like this one who wanted to just attack other dogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSSHMff4y6Q
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>>86941069
>it's a fucking pit

hmm really made me think
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this is my favorite meme)
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>>86940118
A N G E R Y
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>>86941112
Yeah like Cesar says in the video, the dogs were breed for gladiatorial games.

Small dogs are always the funniest, this one chews his hand up. Most people would just fucking kick the damn thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHeqcWB6LnE
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I love watching him strangle these dogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY-_vpo-Ayc
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>>86941284
dog can't bite you if it's suffocating
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>>86941112
Cesar's best dog and helper was a pit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMK__aQSrdg
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>>86940991
>Then he got a show helping idiot owners who don't know how to have a dog correct their dogs neurotic behaviors.
No he made a show helping idiot owners who don't know how to have a dog punch and kick their dog every time it barks
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>>86941464
No he made a show helping idiot owners who don't know how to have a cat punch and kick their dog every time it misbehaves
Fucking ripping people off.
The answer is always get a cat.
Cat's dominate the dog.
Cat rules house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgq4GaWMrgk
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>>86941631
Lmao cats are for cucks. You might as well prep the bull for your own sister.
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>>86941284
>and now he's on his side so he can relax
he fucking choked the pupper out lmao
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>>86940284
MANLETS BTFO
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>>86941796
You must be new here. Go read Lovecraft's lecture on Cats & Dogs and the types of people who own them. It's a foundation stone of this site and it's community. If you're unaware then you're in the wrong place. Might I suggest GoGaia? It has cutsey lil chibi avis and usernames.
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>>86940284
>Caesar 0
>Dog 1

Dog taught Caesar a valuable lesson that day.
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>>86942038
>Lovecraft
you have to go back
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>>86942296
GoGaia.com
For you new friend. I suggest you start visiting there instead of here. You don't fit in here.
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>>86942422
I'm not the guy you originally replied to. I'm just saying Lovecraft is literally R*ddit: the writer
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>>86940165
Back to plebbit, son.
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>>86942296
Tell him where to go back to, son.
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>>86942698
Which shows you're new here.
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>>86942818
Dogs are the hieroglyphs of blind emotion, inferiority, servile attachment, and gregariousness—the attributes of commonplace, stupidly passionate, and intellectually and imaginatively undeveloped men. Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men. The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.
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>>86942228
>Paddy

Isn't that like naming your dog Jigaboo or Dago?
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>>86942889
>having a loyal beast that serves you = stupid
>having a useless furshit on your couch doing nothing else other than eating = intelligent and sophisticated
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>>86942698
lol wat
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>>86942956
No. Paddy is an actual traditional Irish name. It's no more a slur for Irish men than calling a Mexican guy "Jose" is. Might be a little rude but that doesn't change the fact that there are millions of people who are actually named that.
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>>86941455
Its different when you a pack of well balanced dogs, the pitbull will have to respect the pack and follow along or get fucking rekt
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>>86943077
The dog would appear to me to be the favourite of superficial, sentimental, emotional, and democratic people—people who feel rather than think, who attach importance to mankind and the popular conventional emotions of the simple, and who find their greatest consolation in the fawning and dependent attachments of a gregarious society. Such people live in a limited world of imagination; accepting uncritically the values of common folklore, and always preferring to have their naive beliefs, feelings, and prejudices tickled, rather than to enjoy a purely aesthetic and philosophic pleasure arising from discrimination, contemplation, and the recognition of austere absolute beauty.

In a word, he had rather admire and respect than effuse and dote; and does not fall into the fallacy that pointless sociability and friendliness, or slavering devotion and obedience, constitute anything intrinsically admirable or exalted. Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes. Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.
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>>86942889
>having an animal with 0 utility makes you smart
>having an animal that would die for you if need be and that you can train to do useful tasks makes you a dummy

Hmmm
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>>86941631
The virgin Cat vs The Chad Dog
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>>86943258

Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance. The cat, on the other hand, charms you into playing for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you rush about the room with a paper on a string when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it play when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect—the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours—and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense.
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>>86943258
>i need someone to make me feel safe
Did you really just admit this?
If you're not a soldier on the battlefield then you're a fucking coward.
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>>86943314
>>86943213
We get it, you're too weak-willed to train a dog so you'd rather have a pet that treats you like shit like everyone else in your life. Sad.
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>>86943389
>>i need someone to make me feel safe
Where in my post did I say that?
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>>86943314
>>86943213
>>86942889
>>86942818
literally fresh off the boat from reddit
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>>86943401
Uh huh. You're proving your stupidity. How do you know I don't have a husky-shepard mix outside right now? Who can run around with a leash at the lake without me worrying about him running off or attacking someone. Doesn't mean I don't comprehend that a cat is the superior animal and that felines were one of the foundations of this sites community. Something you're unaware of which is why you don't belong.

Besides training a dog is very easy. See how Cesar Milan does it in all these videos? :)
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>>86943438
Foundation of 4chan's community.
We've always been Gentlemen.
We've always been Cat People.
http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/essays/cd.aspx

Let me know when there's a day for dog threads.
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>>86943637
You understand Reddit is where 4chan goes while at work since 4chan is blocked or flagged on most networks. Right? There is no difference in the reddit and 4chan communities. This meme only lingers in the minds of tweens who have some false sense of separation between the sites. Just like Tumblrr & 9gag communities overlap.
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>>86943593
As long as you keep citing Redditcraft you're going to keep getting memed on
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if you have a pet you are a pathetic cuckold who really should just fuck off back to plebbit
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>>86943703
>he actually is a redditor
oh man this is too good. please continue
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>>86943710
You think its a meme is the cute part. So keep doing it. It only proves you're new and don't belong.

>>86943753
So you're trying to say you don't go to Reddit? You know of Reddit. You know it's reputation. But you've never been to Reddit? Come on kiddo. It's not to hard to figure out you use Reddit.
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>>86943822
OHNONONONONONONO HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

please, please be bait. you cant be real
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>>86943880
Look at you with all your newfag images. Keep trying to tell us you don't go to Reddit. Otherwise you're admitting that other peoples opinions of a website You've Never Used has influenced you. You are admitting to being an inferior person who accepts others opinions without ever looking into the topic yourself. You just take random anonymous peoples word for it and then mirror what they have said. Let that sink in for a moment and you'll figure out why you'll always be lower classed.
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>>86944042
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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so is this the thread where we pretend we dont go on reddit for certain reasons because reddit can perform roles 4 chan simply cant.?

>HEHEHEHE BACK TO PLEDDIT xDDD
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>>86944830
>pretend
Go back
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>>86944830
guaranteed replies
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>>86944830
You mean like links to leaks for shows such as GoT? Nah. No one goes to Reddit. Nor does Reddit content ever get copy pasta to this site.

Instead this is a thread to show our autism. Everyone screech like >>86944524!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCDsZDLOrhk
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>>86944524
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>>86940118
This is the second dumbest neo-meme I've seen /tv/ run into the ground.
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>>86945345
It had such potential too.
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>>86942889
But then lovecraft also named his cat Niggerman.
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>>86944830
>>86945463
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>>86945345
IT PRODUCED ANGERY.JPG SO IT WAS STILL WORTHWHILE

WHAT DOTH MEMES?
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>>86945508
Almost everyone uses Reddit. There's only a handful of kids who don't. They're the same kinds who would site on Gaia and talk shit about 4chan. Then post images straight from 4chan so you knew they actually went to the site. But when put in the spotlight they always reverted to autistic screeching like >>86944524
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>>86942889
CATS ARE CUNTS THAT SHIT IN UR HOUSE

EXCLUSIVELY FOR CATLADYS AND LIMP WRISTED NUMALES

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CATSHITTERS
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>>86945847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We5tfY2j0yY
Autism is showing.
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>>86940284
this is the funniest thing i have seen in 2017. Why havent i watched this video earlier holy shit my stomach still hurts.
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>>86946010
>mfw new mexico is predominately Hispanic and someone thinks they'd vote for a dog over one of their own
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>>86946626
This one is funnier tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxImB7UQPG8
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is there a "NANI?" edit of the vid on youtube? if yes please post it
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>>86940284
>that music at the beginning
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>>86946766
i need to catch up on this show
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>>86940284
CESAR BTFO
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>>86940284
this is what Trump's America does to our pets
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>>86942038
>lovecraft
Ah yes, the mommy boy who died of desperation aged 37 because his parents died.
What an example.
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>>86947692
http://www.gaiaonline.com/quickreg/?v=c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2gFj3oFRcI
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>>86942038
Lol cats are for little bitches, you're probably a huge faggot
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>>86946766
>hey
>HEY
>hey!
>hey
>HEY
>hey
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>>86943187

>Pits only act savage and mutilate people when left to it's own devices and treated with the same allowances as a civilized breed of dog
>Keeping it a minority in a pack inhibits it's natural destructive aggression and leads to it being a productive member of the household
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>>86941455
Pits are naturally slow to anger or annoy, but when they go off they don't stop shredding whereas some prissy little toy dog will just nip.

Socialize it and don't fuck with it and they're fine. Sadly, a lot of pitbul owners are retards who should be euthanised alongside their dogs.
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>>86941229
who the hell calls a dog richard?
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>>86950688
What's wrong with naming a dog Richard? What do you call your dog? Ser Reginald Woofster The 3rd?
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>>86943401
>Cat fags BTFO
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>>86950757
its a human name. like calling a cat martin or a sheep chris.
some one says:
'christine is bringing richard when she comes round later'
i assume richard is a man

'christine is bringing bandit when she comes round later'
i assume bandit is a dog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1KS-L5-f9Y
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>>86951094
go home /v/
your stolen goods are now forfeit
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>>86951063
.... who the fuck brings their pet anywhere? What kind of people do you associate with? Oh, yeah ... dog people, the inferior class.
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>>86942038
>lovecraft
Haha the original edge lord basement dweller. You are such a colossal faggot. Enjoy your Tghandi.
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>>86941796
>cats are for cucks
Lol. Spotted the incel.
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>>86942038
>le cat 4chan meme culture
epic my dude
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>>86942038
I like you and I miss the old days. I don't care if you were only memeing ;_;
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>>86943213
Jesus, are you so pathetic you have to be his pasta on deck to validate yourself? Lol at your entire life.
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>>86942698
Maybe you should go back to raddit, since you are frequenting that place so much, faggot
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>>86941284
>naming the dog cujo

dummies
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>>86943077
Fun fact: Cats only eat as much as they want. Present a dog with overabundance he will glut himself to death.
Cat's also don't eat shit. Dogs do.
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>>86943703
>admits to being a redditor
Holy shit this guy is either the saddest loser in this thread rn or he has hooked us all with this bait.
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>>86943401
>not understanding cats
How fucking retarded can you be.
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>>86943637
You are a fucking clown.
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>>86951555
My cat is a rescue and eats wayy over the amount she needs. She's eating diet kibble now
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>>86943880
>>86944524
Saddest fag in this thread.
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>>86951659
Cute as fuck.
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>>86946010
It was her turn
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>>86942889
woah there friendo that's a lot of buzzwords
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>>86950757
>What do you call your dog? Ser Reginald Woofster The 3rd?

Yes
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>>86951578
Everyone here is a redditor. Can't get on 4chan at work. The only ones who aren't are the kids in high school because 4chan & Reddit are both blocked.
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>>86951659
Thumbnail looks like a cat wearing a dinosaur skull
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>>86942889
Enjoy your toxo and remeber to scoop up the litterbox daily faggot
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>>86951957
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>>86951957
Oh look it's one of those dipshits that don't clean up after their dog and who let their overdomesticated carnivorous pet shit in the wild.
Go kill yourself, dipshit.
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>>86951895
Yeah I heard ya the first time you said it. Still extremely pathetic. Sad!
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>>86951957
>mfw dog fags don't like admitting they also have to clean up after their pet, difference its always all over the place and much larger, a litter box is more convenient than cleaning a yard
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Are his intimidation techniques effective? I am very afraid of dogs and i'd like to know a good way to handle them.
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>>86952110
You're trying entirely too hard. But I know, you believe you're trolling.
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>>86946010
>tfw I was there and won a state for Holly
Bit too much obvious scripting in the second half though, but still enjoyable to watch cesarcucks cry
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I always wondered, what did Cesar think of that episode of South Park where Cesar trains Cartman?
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>>86952220
Yes, Cesar is able to intimidate all forms of dogs. It is rare he ever gets seriously bitten. This dog was a bad case scenario and the people actually decided to adopt the dog out to Cesar because they didn't want to keep the dog with a baby on the way. Now the dog is way better off but it took some time getting it in a stable environment and letting it know it didn't have to get aggressive over something as simple as food.
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>>86952280
https://www.cesarsway.com/cesar-millan/cesars-blog/cesar-millan-vs-cartman

By Cesar Millan

I knew I made it big when South Park aired their “Tsst” episode in May, 2006, and Cartman’s mom brought in an expert to help her control her son – me. The crowds at my live shows always enjoy this clip, and I hope you will, too.
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>>86952026
You seem mad ladie
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>>86952341
So he likes it? That's cool
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>>86952381
Go clean up after your dog, fag
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>>86952446
I asked Cesar if he was offended at all by the episode of South Park on Comedy Central featuring him as the only reality show expert who could rehabilitate Eric Cartman.

Absolutely not, it was fantastic. They love the show. The guys called me, the creators of the show (Trey Parker and Matt Stone), they said, ‘Cesar, we love your show, we’re going to do a thing on you and we hope you enjoy it.’ No, no it’s fantastic.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeff-witzeman/cesar-millan-changing-the_b_432052.html
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>>86952142
>have to clean up after their pet

Yeah, the anti-dogshit police force has really been up my ass lately, maybe I'll get that litterbox so I can sniff shit in my house in peace
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Cats > Dogs
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>>86941229
I would've stomped on it. I fucking hate dogs smaller than a foot.
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>>86940284
Why people still listens to this manlet?
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>>86952619
>anti-dogshit police
You're a fucking ignorant dipshit if you don't recognize the necessity of removing dogshit from nature as much as you need in cities.
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>>86940284
It was just eating and he punched the fucking thing lmfao
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Notice that cats do not need a Cesar.

cats>>>>>>>>.dogs

but betas love to take care of pets, so they despise cats which are too independent
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>>86952899
cats need Jason Galaxy
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>>86941229
you just KNOW
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People who prefer dogs are the people who play video games on easy mode. Dogs are the easy mode pet.

A dog will not indicate to you how good an owner you're being. You could starve your dog and kick it in the heart every other hour and it'd still be happy to see you every day after work. There are very few things you can do to lose a dog's affection

Cats on the other hand, are a bit of a challenge. They see themselves on equal ground with you. If you're not being a good owner, you'll fucking know it. Cats have very complex personalities that you need to figure out as an owner, and only then can you earn that cat's undying love

Maybe you're a little whiny baby faggot bitch boy and that doesn't appeal to you. Totally fine. Enjoy your dogs. Dogs are cute. Just know, though, that you're taking the easy route and you like it that way.
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>>86952713
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Cats are for beta pussies.
The bird is the patrician choice.
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>>86941284
>choke the dog out
>he tries escaping but cant go anywhere
>falls down about to pass out
>"i let him go in circles to tire himself and then I put him on his side so he can relax"
cesar stop playing man
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>>86954391
His method is vaguely similar to how the army tries to break down individual will, no?
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>>86941631
My brothers dog is the nicest pitbull you'll ever meet, both to humans and other dogs but if it sees a cat she fucking nuts. She's cold blooded when it comes to cats
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>>86940284
who was in the wrong here?
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>>86955054
The dog.
A dog should never snap at a human, especially involving food.
Do not bite the hand that feeds you.
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>>86947175
lmao this
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>>86951385
go prep the bull you virgin
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>>86951895
>can't get on 4chan at work because it's blocked
Liar you can get on at work and it's not even that hard to do.
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>>86942038
>It's a foundation stone of this site and it's community.

you have no idea how retarded you sound
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>>86941284
We make fun of the guy but fair play to him, that would be fucking terrifying and I would probably just start flailing like a retard. He just chokes that fucker out like a pro, you can tell he has a lot of experience strangling dogs.
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>>86946010
>california deciding the vote

based
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>>86940846
If your dog resists you taking away its food you have fucking failed as a dog owner. It needs to understand you control its resources (food, water, shelter) else when you have a child like the guy in the video, it'll eat the child for touching it's food/water/bed
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>>86955389
Good to know you're new and don't know who Lovecraft is or what the suit n gentlemen anonymous is connected too.
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>>86955403
All mexicans have experience strangling bitches.
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>>86955296
Lol. What a great comeback. Fucking sad sexless shit.
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>>86940118
>Tshh

Many retarded dog owners think the sound alone is what works. It's not. He kicks the dogs. You have to kick the dogs too.

Now, it's not a painful kick. It's a kick to focus the dog. This of it as someone tapping you hard on the shoulder so you cannot ignore it. That's what does it. But you have to kick the dog. The sound is just an association. The sound can be anything. But you must kick the dog.
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>>86940284
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>>86956821
>border patrol doggo attacks illegal immigrant at incredible hihg speed
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>>86941069
All pit bulls (and pit bull owners) should get fucking shot

You know I'm right
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>>86943703
>>86951895
> since 4chan is blocked or flagged on most networks.
>Can't get on 4chan at work.
????
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So who the fuck was in the wrong there?
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>>86940165
Reddit faggot
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>>86940284
White people
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>>86942038
Don't worry, people mocked this faggot back then as well.

Dogs have always been superior to cats.
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>>86942889
Thats unironically the most fedora thing i ever read, holy shit
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>>86957920
Ceasar's a Mexican and the owner's Asian lol
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>>86940200
Cesar Milan-The Chad Dog Dominator
Jakson Galaxy- The beta cat coercer
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>>86959284
On a US tv show
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>>86952899
What the fuck. Every numale in the world owns a god damn cat. Partially because reddit and imgur love cat memes
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