what did he mean by this?

tfw no tswift turd in my diet coke

>fuck commercialism!
>*smokes cigarette*

what did he mean by this?

>>86940151
He rolled his own.

>>86940084
his jokes were so bad he died of cancer

>>86940084
He didn't age so good

>you will NEVER drink an extraordinary diet coke that just had a big steamy Tay Tay turd fall into it

>>86940084
Sounds like a typical pretentious teenager

>glass bottle diet coke
Do these exist?

>>86940084
/tv/ hates based Hicks.

/tv/ loves TS even if her initials are sexually accurate.

/tv/ loves Diet Stroke.

>>86940151
>he doesn't pay money to die from cancer
What are you, poor? Don't you want to attract women? How uncool of you

Yeah but hicks also does a joke about hot girls showing their pussies in coke commercials will sell a shit ton of coke

>>86940324

yeah

in mexico

>>86940084
But he never meet Taylor Swift

>>86940084
this is one of the few things he was completely right about though

>>86940084
>art is about promoting left wing ideology
Oh wow so deep, such an authority

>If you're in marketing or advertising, kill yourself!

>Advertises and markets his shows and merchandise.

What did he mean by this.

>>86940253
never change /tv/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiP85kdyRLo

*ear rapes your path*

>>86940151
More like
>fuck commercialism!
>*smokes a fucking Marlboro*

>>86940084
>>86940119
I too would like to experience Taylor Swift's moist vegan-based turds in my drink. Well-shaked

doesn't he shill water filters on his show half the time?

>>86940563
kek

DUDE GOATBOY LMAOOOO

>>86940384
And murica

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>>86940457
HEINEKEN?! FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!

>>86940324
They sell them at super markets but they're tiny and hold like a tenth of what a big plastic tub of coke gives you so americans avoid buying it unless they're going to have an entire six pack of them.

>>86940378
Based weird faced cig smoker guy!

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>>86940084
>literal goddess vs old unfunny edgelord faggot who died of cancer

>>86940428
>being a sellout is left wing
yeah, it kinda is

>>86940563
Haha I get this reference!

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>>86940807
muh dik

>>86940084
I thought Taylor Swift sold out a long time ago.

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>31

pretty much over, time to make some babies!

Was Bill perpetually 6 yo?

>>86940551

She is a vegan?

>>86940756
Usually I drink diet coke out of cans.

Would buy every product TayTay has ever shilled for a chance to have a sip of her poo filled coke.

>>86940084
*except for Willie Nelson

>>86940084
I like Hicks but he paint with a broad brush.

What if someone does an advert because they think it might be fun?

>>86940084
I love Tay Tay but holy shit is her new song shit

inb4 "all her songs are shit lmao"

>>86940084
No, Bill Hicks was wrong about most things, in addition to not being very funny. He's better than Denis Leary at least.

all big celebrities and most smaller ones too are mouth pieces for the elite whenever they call them up. I doubt bill hicks was any different.

>>86940428
>Literature that is not the breath of contemporary society, that dares not transmit the pains and fears of that society, that does not warn in time against threatening moral and social dangers — such literature does not deserve the name of literature; it is only a façade. Such literature loses the confidence of its own people, and its published works are used as wastepaper instead of being read.

>>86940381
I love that joke.

>more thnickers, more coke... more thnickers, more coke...

>>86940807
*farts*

>>86940084
"Fuck everything, it's all stupid, nihilism bro, but hey I don't really care, so I'm going to use curse words and say stuff to show you how much I don't care"
>smokes cigarette and burns American flag
"I'm pretty cool, you know. Look at how I'm doing bad things that my mommy told me not to do, but I do them anyway because I totally don't care. Everyone, please look at how much I don't care, and be sure to take pictures of me while I proceed to not care about everything"
>dies of cancer and is completely forgotten in 20 years

>>86940084
How does she stomach that shit?

How does anyone?

>>86940807
>that photoshop

The idea that Taylor Swift ever had an artistic integrity to sell out to anyone is laughable.

>>86940084
I wouldn't eat her shit, but I would love to smell it.

>before capitalism
>artists were poor
>art was better

>capitalism
>artists are rich
>art sucks

really makes me think

>>86941787
>tfw no cute taylor gf that let me jerk off to the smell of her turds.

>>86940151
this seems like obvious bait but I've seen too many stupid Americans who actually think like this to know...

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>>86940322
That's the entirety of his fanbase

Name ONE Hollywood actor that hasn't done a single advertising ?

Pro tip : check if they haven't done one abroad before posting

>>86941692

I'd be more than happy to shill coke for shekels. It's certainly better than sports commentators who have to shill sponsors during matches.

>What an incredible play, in an incredible game
>Today's game is brought to you by Papa John's - better ingredients, better pizza

>>86941692
I actually prefer diet versions of soda.

>>86940151
>fuck commercialism!
>*literally pays for a product*

>>86940084
What is it about female turds that makes them so sexy and delicate?

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Please God don't let turdposting become a thing. Brapposting was already bad enough

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>>86940241

Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would give a man pancreatic cancer before throwing him from a plane.

>>86941692
It's kind of good if you mix it with a girl's turd.

>>86941351
Which by now irrelevant hack said this?

>>86941157

He had exceptions.

Like >>86941111 said, he had an exception for Willie Nelson because Willie never paid his taxes and threw big-ass parties.

>>86941874
>artists were poor
That's a meme. If anything art was better because they were more privileged.

>>86940084
this motherfucker want to keep us from worshipping tay tay's turds

>>86940084
Alex Jones really is ahead of his time

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>>86940084

>>86940084

If I had to guess I'd say he meant exactly what he said.

I don't care about Taylor but I'd lap a diet coke with her huge, thick and solid log in it like a dog.

>>86940084
https://youtu.be/Tp4l7eASeOk

>>86940084
well its not exactly like Taylors Swifts music had any integrity to begin with.

She's just another bland pop tart. So selling coke is not a surprise. Its when ex punks start turning up on butter and insurance ads I start to feel sick.

>>86945951
You could replace Taylor Swift's name with almost any pop star and the result would be the same.
They're fame whores desperate to stay in the spotlight, all hoping they don't wind up like the cryptkeeper Madonna.