Why did Tom Cruise wear a fake bum in 'Edge of Tomorrow'?

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T H I C C

breh, niBBa, cuh, ayo bitch tom cruise got that watah shiiiiet da azz was FAT da azz was PHAT 100

>>86930797
Now THIS is a post.

>>86930630
who cares?
the real question is why was emily blunt cast in that shit?
she's easily the worst aspect of it

>>86930630
thats from valkyrie
and he does his own stunts
thats an ass pad like football players wear

>>86930850
Haha bait anon TOP BAIT XD

>>86930630
*pfffffft*

That's Valkyrie and it's probably because
1) they're Jodhpurs, which are basically cushioned for riding
2) it has additional padding because this is right after a stunt explosion goes off.

>>86930630
You get those glorious buns after years of dead lifts. No padding necessary friends

>>86930630
His brapparatus is not what it used to be. Happens due to old age.

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>>86930864

>>86930630
it's from Valkyrie, get your butt-kino right anon

I'm guessing ass padding for a stunt?

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>>86931720

>brapparatus

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>>86930630
T H I C C

>>86930630
BRAAAAAAAAAAPPFFFTT

>>86930630
It was a different time.

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Bruh

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>>86931720
>brapparatus

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>>86930630
He's been hanging out with the president.

>>86930630
they're real and they're spectacular

diminished gluteal syndrome

>>86931720
a daring synthesis

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>>86933089
DAMN, President Trump looks like THAT!?

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>>86931720
>brapparatus

Because the galaxy far far away is actually hell.

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>>86930797

>>86933089
Kek. Trump has the body of the Bigfoot from the Patterson-Gimlin film.