is chris stuckmann the only film reviewer who is not getting

>>86926090
He gets paid off all the time. One review you agree with doesn't change that.

>>86926090

who?

No film promoter wants to touch him after that BvS script.

>cuckman
>Disney shill
pick both

>>86926090
CHRIS STUCKMAN IS A FAGGOT

GOT IT CHRIS STUCKMAN?

>>86926090
He got called out recently on half in the bag. Tryed damage control in the comments but failed.

>>86926325
That was pretty funny. I do give some props for walking into the lion's den though.

>be some random nobody with no job and lots of time
>start talking about movies because any retard on planet earth who has tv and blu-ray player can
>no authority or qualifications to back your opinions up
>people get buttmad when you do the sensible thing and take the studios money
I don't get it, I would take the money too. YouTube "entertainer" is the shittest career ever, not future proof whatsoever.

tell that to zod's snapped neck OP

>is REDLETTERMEDIA the only film reviewer who is not getting paid to lie about movie ratings?

yes

>be stuckman
>don't see movie
>watch trailer
>see what the popular critics think of it
>bullshit your way through a 5 minute video
>be vague and take no stance just agree with whatever RT already says

>cuckmann
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvctbUtnGPA

>>86926483
>RLM isn't bribed through '''''''collectible'''''' toys from Disney.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpT7bWSgwg#
AHHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>86926090
>he got new tattoos
https://youtu.be/8z_PZuWaR0w?t=39s

>>86927311
I was not gonna dress or even worry about but let me talk about it for 6minutes

>>86926090
>guy isn't a cynic asshole
>lol he must be paid!!

>dumb faggots caring about what YouTube "reviewers" think about movies

No wonder this board is such a pit of cum slurping retards

>>86927642
He's literally never deviated from the consensus in his reviews.

>>86926441
this

>>86928019
>Shit on Skull Island and Rogue One

>>86928149
Both were slammed pretty hard

>>86928200
Both have more than 70% on RT. Look at the like ratio and comments on his videos of those movies. Normies were crying just because he had his own opinion

>>86926168
people in hollywood have told him his scripts are great

>>86928259
The tomatometer doesn't actually mean anything. Look at the ratings below the critic reviews

>>86926500
This

>>86926168
tell that to Zod's snapped neck

Any entertaining movie critics? Not reviews, I just like seeing things get shit on. Hence why I come here

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>>86926325

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>>86929810

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was julia kino?

>>86929836
>>86929810
What a loser.

>>86930005
Fucking freshman film school drop-out tier, by the looks of it.

>>86927371
>I grew up with death note

ENOUGH!

>>86929557
Ralph.

The only film reviewers who are worth while that I know of are YMS and ralphthemoviemaker

>>86931562
>YMS
>worthwhile

He has outright said that movies from before 1970 aren't as good as modern movies. He's a turbopleb.

>>86927371
every god damn thing about this guy screams "massive faggot" yet he is married and i am single

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>>86931641
His wife is cute.

>>86931641
If you mirror everybody's opinion you can fit in and have a normie life. The only requirement is not to look like danny devito and you're set.

>>86931665
How does a massive autist like Chris score a girl like that?

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>>86931600
I think it's pretty funny that Ralph not only makes better reviews then Chris but better movies in general

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>>86931708
He had a Jay Bauman style unJUST where he got a decent haircut and shed a few pounds. Jay might have been his inspiration, honestly. He went from this...

>>86931665
Didn't she get cancer and loose all her hair?

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>>86931749
To this.

>>86931776
He definitely looks a lot better but he still has all those autistic tendencies

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>>86931767
No, she just wears headscarfs a lot. She still has hair, and I don't think she has cancer. She seems really cute and nice. I wish I had a girl like that who shared my interests. Knowing he's married to that cute girl actually makes me like him more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mlB94dOkiI

>>86931776
Still average as fuck

>>86931823
She is really cute but i cant stomach Chris talking about a magical girl anime

Ive watched maybe one episode each of the /tv/ approved "film critics", and this guy and the old guy from red letter media seem like normal, non autistic people. Why do they do this for a living?

>>86932018
Because they enjoy watching and making movies and they're lucky enough to be able to make a good living off of it.

>>86931946
Somebody should make an edit where it's just the clips of Mrs. Stuckmann talking.

>>86931749
>Jay Bauman style unJUST

He still looks like a sperg my man.

>>86931776

Look at this shit. "My dad's suit" plus a shirt not meant to go with a suit at all. He picked it out all himself in his room full of action figures.

Jesus Christ.

>>86926090
>is chris stuckmann the only film reviewer who is not getting paid to lie about movie ratings?
No, of course the answer is no. You fucking idiot.

>>86927371

>I'm a big Death Note fan

Wow this man has literally seen or read everything in history when he was a kid and he's coincidentally also a massive fan of everything.

Also somehow he is a big fan of every adaptation of these sources even though fans rarely think anything lives up to the original.

rlly mk think

>>86932143
still holds up tbqh senpaitachi

>>86932143
>I grew up with the epic of gilgamesh

Fucking come on! This guy is too much.

>>86932094
Why are you hating so much anon?
>>86931737
Ralphs videos are mostly 30 minutes long and has spoilers

>>86926090
why does he look like such a normie?

>>86926090
Redlettermedia doesn't get paid for their horrible taste in movies, so no.

>>86929836
he forgot the

>me, personally,

>>86927371
>I'm a big Death Note fan

Yeah and so am I and I didn't mind this movie. It wasn't great but it wasn't offensively bad or anything. I do not understand why people are saying this is the new Dragonball Evolution. If anything this is more like the Starship Troopers sequels; clearly gone off the rails plot wise but still an enjoyable flick (except ST2, fuck that movie)

>>86932682
Becuz he is senpai

>>86926239
Anyone who unironically thinks TFA was the best 2015 had to offer has to be a Disney shill. Even thought the movie was original and had compelling, well-written characters. Maybe he is just delusional?

>>86931776
God, gingers are so fucking ugly and the absolute worst.

>>86931776
RAM Z STUCKMAN

>>86926090
They all get paid off imo, these movies cost too much money to be made for the offers not to be made.

>As a kid I was a big fan of Dostoyevsky
SOMEBODY STOP HIM

Somebody post the Webm, you know the one...

>>86931562
YMS is fucking terrible dude

ralphthemoviemaker is my favourite from the youtubes reviewers list

>>86931562
>>86931600
Nobody cares about your reviews, dogfucker.

>>86931776
The absolute state of that shirt collar

>>86926168
just looked it up,doesn't seem all that terrible to me except for too much exposition and zods snapped neck,tell me how im wrong

>>86929836
>Why wouldn't I? I grew up with RLM.
Jesus christ

>>86932018
>the old guy
rich or mike?

>>86931708
I bet they're a weird kind of Christian or something

>>86926090
Why do his teeth look like shit?

>>86930005
>watches Drive once

>>86926090
>gives literally almost every single film a c or better
Hmmmmmm

>>86931737
>better reviews
sure
>better films
You have to be 18 years old to post here. Ralph is easily the best argument besides RLM that proves critics shouldn't make films

>>86934738
Hey remember when Stuckmann interviewed Colin Trevorrow and then was the only critic to praise Trevorrow's movie and not call it a terrible piece of shit like every one else?

I'm sure it was just a coincidence that he had just interviewed him though.

His reviews give some of the most predictable and safe opinions in the sector. What would be the point of paying him?

>>86929810
Literally Cuckmann

>>86938300
For the RT percentage boost for early reviews.
For example, Stuckmann was paid to like Annabelle because he saw the film before a review embargo was put up. That way its RT score stayed at 100 before the premiere

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>>86937276
He has adult braces. They just don't show up well on camera.

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>>86927371
>he actually got link, starfox and samus tattooed on his arm

>>86931823
I don't know about you guys, but I'd cuck the Stuck.

>>86927371
You fucking disgusting faggot.

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>>86930005
yes

>>86940936
So, was this on YouTube and he deleted it? The only place I've ever seen it is uploaded to PornHub.

>>86927371
>I grew up with deathnote
>Im a big deathnote fan
*reads plot synopsis from wikipedia*

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*walks towards you*

>>86941398
There's no logical reason for his character to be walking right down the middle of the street. Chris just thought it would look "cool."

>>86941398
>that random bystander walking home on the right

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>new original movie comes out.
I grew up with it

Brad Jones' Midnight Screenings, albeit he has pretty low standards (enjoys most marvel movies, etc.)