/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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doppleCUTE!

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Death Grips have been confirmed to play in final instead of Eddie Vedder, they will play "Inanimate Sensation", it confirms that Cooper never wakes up, pic related is Mr Death Grip

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rare sneaky kyle, donut steel

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THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

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sheryl tree lol

This show doesn't make sense.

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>>86910841
Chairyl Lee lol

>>86910790
who is spending their time making these

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>>86910861
sheryl ree lol

>>86910841
youre a cheeky cunt

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>>86910846
STOP MAKING SENSE

>>86910841
ahahaha sheryl what are you doing under that tree lol come out from there

>>86910796
ahahaha kyle what are you doing under that bush lol come out from there

>>86910887
Eddie Vedder. He's got nothing better to do now that the russians rekt him

Guys my life sucks I've wasted so much time I was supposed to get my shit together this year but I'm still a parasite loser with no future but watching Twin Peaks is fucking great I love this show

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>>86910711
some time has passed and /tpg/ is not inhabited enough, what a funny situation

>>86910988
Блядь, Bлaд, oпять вce дaнныe cлил

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>>86910711
This is really sad when you realize it's probably due to a fear of men caused by years of rape and abuse at David Lynch's hands. We can't keep letting him do this to young actresses :(

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I'm rewatching 90's Twin Peaks with my GF.
I don't want to rewatch 2nd season though, it's 90% garbage as far as i remember.
Do 2017 Twin Peaks retcons season 2 or no?

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>>86910929
lol no
you come in here

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>>86910988

>>86911076
нeбoиcь, paзpeшeниe cпeциaльнo yмeньшил

>>86911100
well, no. Thematically it's more similar to FWWM, but aside from Donna and Annie being NONEXISTANT, it doesn't really retcon anything.

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Naomi...

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>>86911172

naomi slutts lol

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>>86911172
shes beautiful

Where's Annie?

>>86911286
probably dead.

>>86911090
Lynch mind-warped her so bad she fucked a tranny lmao

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>>86911229

That she is.

>>86911286
*glass breaks*

>>86911218
He did it for the Kino.

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>>86911090
I would love to take her out for pie
i'd treat her like a PRINCESS /tpg/

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Why was she laughing so hard? Was it autism?

WHO

IS JUDY

WHO IS J U D Y

>>86910839
heh

GET GORDON COLE

>>86911463
It struck her as funny, Harry.

would you rather hug naomi or sheryl?

>>86911463
i wanna fuck her very hard, then i will kill her

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>>86911542
I already claimed her anon.

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>>86911168
Real question is, can i skip season 2?

>>86911090
You now realize that Mulder fucked Laura Palmer in real life.

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>>86911633
have you seen it before?
if so, then yes, just refresh yourself with synopses
if no, then no. slog through it cunt.

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Do you think the FBI will finally find Dougie in part 16?

>>86911633
well, since you've seen it before, just skip after Leland's death til the last episode. Then you'll be fine.

>>86911633
yes you can skip the whole thing and the return, skip season 1 also if you haven't already

>>86911090
So Jesse Diamond is gay, right?

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>>86911463
Why didn't she just speak? Was it autism?

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>>86911703
>doguuiegeie go to hospitkal cos oif elenctrinsity
>eff bee yaiii find hin begos of elegtrogudion
>hee begoome goopoer aagen

freengap dis

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>>86911703
HOW MANY TIMES WILSON

I was rewatching Part 8 earlier as I was marathoning this season up until now and the part with the giant is one of the creepiest things in the entire show ever. I know it's a benevolent act he's supposed to be performing, namely basically creating the goodness that will become Laura Palmer, but fuck it's all so eerie. That music is up there with anything Angelo has ever done.

>>86911633
Only don't skip it if you want contrarian brownie points or you actually enjoy it.

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WHAT DID LYNCH MEAN BY THIS?!?

A CANDY COLORED CLOWN THEY CALL THE SANDMEN

>>86911766
In case someone has a wire. One of the few part of the show where it felt like we were dealing with some top secret fbi unit.

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>>86911706
>>86911713
>>86911701
Thing is, as i said before, i'm rewatching for the gf, but i don't want to watch the Nadine arc, the NEET guy who also loved laura, and all those hideous arcs that only made Season 2 a Primary school art projetc.
Last two eps are pretty good, though.

>>86911900
make your gf watch only the finale and see if she can make any sense of it

GET GORDON COLE

>>86911843
Shit its the lunch lodge. Get your graph paper out.

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What do you guys think about Judy's body of work?

>>86912168
Judy Garland?

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>>86912024
I'll explain to her, that is not an issue.

>>86912215
>redditors that probably fuck each other
Pass.

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>>86911900
Just watch all the fucking episodes and let her form her own opinion on it.

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>>86910932

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david lunk lel

>>86910790
they would actually fit right in honestly.

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>>86911286
>>86911310
>>86911415
Annie are you OK?

>Evil Coop meets Phillip Jeffries through the wall of a motel room
>phillipjeffries.com leads to a website for a company that sells wallpaper for hotel rooms
>this company has been around for 40 years

>>86911090
Why do you guys like her so much when she hasn't even been blacked?

Are there any other good shows like Twin Peaks about weird stuff going on in small towns?

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>>86912580
The one, the only.

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David Lynch should just get his own music show with little surreal skits and interviews in-between performances and music videos.

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hahaha

>>86912622
can we have /xfg/ in the lead-up to season 11

>>86912622
X-Files is total garbage that only nostalgiafags enjoy. The new season was also a complete embarrassment.

>>86912215
how has nobody edited in the floor sweeping scene to these 2 faggots yet

>>86912622
Fringe is more like Twin Peaks than the X-Files. Doppelgangers, small towns, passing references to a "Dr.Jacoby in Washington".

>>86912215
Do they have a Sweeping Scene reaction?

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>>86912672
Too bad I'm not caught up yet on S10. I'll have to sit out /xfg/ for a while. Y-you'll wait for me guys, r-right?

>>86912727
>caught up yet on S10
it's only six episodes man

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I want her to stuff me in an oven and turn up the heat

>>86912759
I don't know where I can watch it, and I've been watching TP. Also I haven't gotten to watching the 2nd movie and I need to watch everything in chronological order.

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my melissa ;_;

>>86911793

underrated meme.

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>>86912877
erry time

>>86912723

somewhere in here probably https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN7aMWE4wI0

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>>86912580
>>86912622
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>>86912727
>>86912759
>>86912840
>>86912877
>>86912955

STOP TALKING ABOUT NON-TP SHOWS

>>86912947
Was he literally autistic? Reminded me of me and made me think about /tpg/.

>>86911793
I actually burst out laughing at that. After such an intimate, sweet and revealing scene, BAM. Caught completely off guard.

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>>86912985
Don't tell me this isn't Twin Peaks core.

look at all the brown

>>86912985
a-are you the U N P L E A S A N T poster?

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>>86913043

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>>86913073
I might, so look out, kid.

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>>86913155
*blocks your path*

>>86912630
That's basically what the Return is though lol

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Twin Peaks is OVER. This is now /xfg/

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>>86913243

>>86911793
Top kinography

>>86912955
CUTE

>>86911793
KID-SA?

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How many eps do we have left? four? and I'm two episodes behind.

>>86913333
KID-SSSA!?!?!?!

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>>86911793
This is what WE DO in the FBI!

>>86913353
three

and the last two are being played on the same day

so more like 2

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You cannot dispute a single thing in this post.

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>>86913333
>>86913355
fbi

>>86913353
don't worry, they are going to announce the new movie after the season finale airs

>>86913409
Will /xfg/ get a movie too?

>>86913385
>i was single and getting out of the city every weekend

stopped reading there, no one cares about your personal life brah

>>86913004

most likely

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Objective best girl coming through

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>>86913385
>i dont know art but i know what i like, the reddit post
It actually empowers me knowing whats going on, and understanding the themes. i pity him.

>>86913385
I don't understand why the fuck he's telling people about his gf?

>>86910790
I love how whoever made this even faithfully recreated the dodgy kerning in the credits text

>>86913385
>because the extractor fan was running while I was cooking a steak

what the fuck am I reading

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>>86913457

>>86913500
*tips fedora*

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>>86913588
Fedora.

>>86913385
I refuse to believe a guy this full of himself isn't a fedora tipper and actually has a woman willing to deal with him.

>>86913655
agurate

>>86913457
You now realize Denise is Mulder twin "sister". She never got kidnapped by aliens, it's all a lie he made up in his mind because he can't deal with her being a tranny

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Friendly reminder that The X-Files already did "lead character switches lives with a shmuck" concept almost 20 years ago.

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wew lad

i wonder if people like this will ever realize they fucked up not enjoying the ride or will they always be mad the show dropped all soap opera elements?

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>>86913677

>>86912215
fucking hell I need to get fit

>>86913722
>starting the post with 'as the show begins its death throes'
jesus, how overly dramatic can a man be over a tv-show? Also, how can he not love Dougie? Did his cold heart feel nothing when Ed and Norma kissed?

>>86913385
>masquerading as a david lynch tv show

People are free to dislike it, opinions are fair game, etc etc etc. But everyone always throws in something that's a huge ???? and in this case it's that line. This is one of the most david lynch things david lynch has ever done. There are elements from all of his works put into this, to the point where every episode calls back one of his previous works in some way.

All of the big drawn out posts shitting on the return that get posted here share this "I love david lynch but I HATE X about the new series of twin peaks!" thing where every single time X is a fundamental aspect of david lynch works

>>86913804
He's probably Booper

>>86913756

they're pretty scrawny tho

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>>86913722
>The log lady's death, and part 8 was lynch mud throwing and a middle finger and he wants some Superhero Netflix garage instead.
WEE WOO WEE WOO

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>drug running

what the fuck is this guy talking about? why is he acting like a rolex was a plot point??? the fuck?

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Follow the white rabbit, anon.

>>86913746
>Posting Season 2 Ray
DELETE THIS.

>>86913895
>pretty much comparing this show to Battelfield Earth and Gigli
hold me, anons, I have read the worst post in my life and don't know how to go on.

>>86913895
>He didn't pay attention to the open door indicated something happened to him

God, are dugpa just watching recaps or something?

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>>86913973

>>86914013
Extractor fan was running while he was cooking a steak, so he didn't notice.

How can we go from the greatness that is S1 to...
the absolute dog shit that is season 2?

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*tips fedora*

>>86914112
what the fuck is the context for this? why did this man get so angry at LotR?

>>86914097
Lynch got sick of producers

Just watched the first batch of episodes (1-4).

Am I just going to have to come to terms with the fact that this will be nothing like the original series? Or is the beginning just the pleb filter?

I loved FWWM but this is... different. I enjoy it but I want more Twin Peaks stuff, is that coming or no?

>>86914210
i think hes trying to show how elitist he is

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>Cooper will NEVER find me...if I hide in another TV series. ahahaha

>>86914214
I thought it was because the CBS exec's took over more control of the show.

>>86914233
>Am I just going to have to come to terms with the fact that this will be nothing like the original series?

Yes.

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Only 3 parts left and so many questions left unanswered. Do you think we'll ever find out how is Johnny today?

>>86914233
>Am I just going to have to come to terms with the fact that this will be nothing like the original series?
yeah

>>86914112
>I spit on them in disgust
>I end friendships based on film taste

Is this maximum Euphoria?

>>86914233
FWWM stuff is coming too. Especially humor is really similar.

>>86914233

It's no more different from what came before than Episode 8-9 were from Season 1, or Episode 29, or FWWM. Drastic shifts in style and tone are nothing new with this show

All I'll say is there is more of the old feeling as you go along. Try to just immerse yourself and go with the flow as much as you can.

Ok, who here realised that the new twin peaks wasn't going to be like it was 25 year's ago. I knew before we saw clips because the fact alone, nothing stays the same forever.

>>86914252
woah

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>>86910790
Oh fuck.

Can someone post the picture of Mr. C punching the camera

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>>86914429

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>>86914429

>>86914453
>>86914456
thanks

>>86914265
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>>86914291
>>86914301
Interesting decision on Lynch's part. I will put my trust in him, I can tell he made exactly what he wanted to make and he has a men's technical skill as a director and sound engineer.

I hope this will begin to click with me more as I go on and it finds its place as a supplemental work to my love of Twin Peaks.

>>86914456
>literally stealing the pepe punching meme from the internet

>>86911286
Just some girl who was a part of the Dale Cooper case mentioned in passing by Hawk.

>>86914494
Fucking autocorrect, sorry dumb phone poster.

Amazing*

So at some point after BOB-Cooper returned to Philadelphia and subsequently disappeared, the other must've thought that Cooper might have been dead right? Wouldn't there have been a funeral for someone who's been missing for 25 years?

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> hate myself for watch GoT and just want to find out how it ends since fatass stopped writing

> every Monday at work I get people going "WOAH! THAT WAS SO AWESOME WITH THE FIRE AND THAT GUY DYING!"

> live Twin Peaks so much I don't want it to end

> know full well no one I know will enjoy it including people I know who liked the original series

I'm so alone.

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evil mulder > dopplecoop

I feel bad for Ed

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>>86914557
Why didn't Lynch ever direct?

>The fireman speaks to people in a way that they best understand
>He speaks to Cooper like it's a mystery
>He speaks to Freddy as if he's a superhero
>He speaks to Andy in pictures
really lynches me

>>86914494
yeah, give it a chance. we've been enjoying it because it isn't just a rehash of the same old show and it took risks. It's very much showing off how Lynch has developed as a filmmaker over the years.

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>>86914494
I wrote a long response explaining why it's wonderful and deleted it all because it's easier to just say that it's wonderful.
Its like finding a lost glove that fits perfectly.

>>86914233
>Am I just going to have to come to terms with the fact that this will be nothing like the original series?
Yes

>I enjoy it but I want more Twin Peaks stuff, is that coming or no?
Also yes

Why is the CGI so poor?
Did Lynch waste all the CGI budget on Part 8, or is it intentional?

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>>86914611
I think it's the same way everyone also perceives the Arm (the Dream Man), as we all think both alike as a family and all differently on an individual level, the dream world is dreamed.

>"It was a dream! We live inside a dream!"

Cooper sees the Dream Man as a dwarf for whatever reason. I'd think many of us would perceive him differently. pic related

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>>86914727
It's just the way he does things.

>>86914494

Cheers dude

Just remember: to get the full effect you need to watch in a noisy room while doing other things, like this faggot >>86913385 did

Is it just me or is the revival lacking a really fucking scary villian like BOB was? Mr. C feels really "human" and I don't find him scary at all.

>>86914781
The real villain was Lynch

>>86914799
Amen

Does anyone have the HOWEVER pasta?

>>86914781
I feel like doppelcoop isn't meant to be the real villain. Sarah Palmer and whatever is inside her seems to be a bigger threat. You also got the Mother/Experiment which may or may not be somehow involved with Sarah (along with the Jumping Man. Maybe)

>>86914781
The smoked hobos are scary as fuck. Specially the fat one.

G O T
A
L I G H T ?

gordon cole is the villain screencap this post

>>86914895
Sorry - not the HOWEVER pasta.
The 'most boring franchise' pasta.

Twin Peaks and The "X" Files are in the same universe.

The kids go out in the woods tonight because the spirits of the Lodge call them. The kids come out with marks, as did Margaret Lanterman, her schoolmates, and Major Briggs. The path of which the chaos unleashes follows the path of those on the case of the Blue Rose, files labeled in "X".

>>86914985
make a harry potter thread and someone will post it

>>86914985
Just make an HP thread and it'll be there in less than five posts.

>Judy
>Judy Garland
>Maj. Garland Briggs
>Capt. William Scully
>Maj. Gen. George S. Hammond

Twin Peaks =The X-Files = Stargate SG-1

>>86915036
>>86915063
How new are you guys? I found it myself.

One of the dullest franchises in the history of TV franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy FBI agent and his pals from Twin Peaks Sheriff Department as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Lynch vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing an episode; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his meditation. The Twin Peaks series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least FWWM was good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the script was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a fire walk with me, the author wrote instead that the character "had the fury of his own momentum".

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Lynch's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Twin Peaks by the same Chris Carter. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Twin Peaks at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch X-Files." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Twin Peaks" you are, in fact, trained to watch X-Files.

>>86915151
Now make a TV show tier list image to go with it.

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>>86915096
Holy shit dude
i love the way you think
that's a palazzo of fantastic proportion.

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>tfw poor and work retail
>will never be successful enough to meet david lynch or Kyle
>tfw you will never be successful

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>>86915151
poop

>>86915096
don't know about Stargate

>>86915096
>Evil Coop is actually controlled by a Goa'uld

it all makes sense now

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>>86915175
This is what I usually saw it posted with

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>>86915096

>>86911415
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Did they fuck?

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>>86915271
anon, please. Audrey and Laura are for hugs not fugs

>>86915271
They did.

>>86915271
imagine when they kiss each other pusy !

>>86915307
Keep your electric eye on me babe

>>86915442
PRESS YOUR RAY GUN TO MYYYY HEAD

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>>86915151
Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

>>86915481
Phillip jeffries has Ray use a gun
>Bowie universe confirmed

>>86915508
this strikes me as funy

>>86915560
Do you understand me Harry? It STRUCK me as funny.

>>86911879
>In case someone has a wire.
But Desmond explained it all anyway in the car.

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any good windomination fic out there

>tfw I'll never put on a gardening glove and fight crime

>>86912215
the guy on the left has the epitome of gayface

>>86915650
Funny, I was thinking he looks like HIV personified

>>86915606
Not the blue Rose part though and chet was on the blue rose case team.

>>86913722
what a fucking crybaby

How come Margaret's log hasn't rotted away yet

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>"Black..."

>>86915628
Not nearly enough.

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>>86914456
?

>>86915909
because it turned to gold

also why did someone start a new /tpg/

>>86914456
looks like a hasidic jew in this screencap

>>86915949
Why does Ray always look like he's losing his shit? Based Ray

Why is Audrey completely fucking insane

bring me the disco king

bring me the disco kiiiing

>>86916186
Lynch making fun of how Sherilyn Fenn is insane IRL

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Who did this

>>86916303
>(You)

>>86916303
It's been confirmed that McGregor never gets his title back.

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Where my kyleposters at?

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Rate my tat, /xfg/

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She did literally nothing wrong.

>>86916500
Juliette Lewis/10

>>86916532
She didn't give David his christmas present

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Is it canon?

what do you guys think about electricity?

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>>86916919

>>86916850
pusy !

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the way she says "but i wont tell you about her" here makes my dick really really hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7RyVdlQKhQ

is charlie normal sized?
i thought he was a dwarf at first but i dont even know anymore

>>86916980

can anyone tell me what she says at 0:22?

>>86916980
Ray looks high as fuck lmao.
Also jesus Sherilyn, the fuck happened?

>>86916980
you can tell Ray doesn't get the reference lol

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Are black grannies the secret to not aging?

>>86917012
he has some sort of disorder that made his body grow weird, but he's not a midget. iirc he was around 5'4

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>>86916980
I want to be her boy toy

What's this talk of the episode airing early tonight??

>>86917043
it was filmed in 2011, so Sherilyn looked bad then. I don't know why, she had some mental disorders + drug related issues, so she let herself go. She looks much better now than she has in years.

I don't want the Dougie story to end, Battling Bud is the best character.

>>86917080
Do you think she has her own sex dungeon after being trapped in David's for so long? Pls respond this is important

>>86917211
She does.

>>86917211
Yes, I've been there.

>>86917211
Can confirm, her people are always scoping out virile men aged 15-19 in the Seattle area. Fun way to spend a month and earn a few thousand bucks

LINK TO EARLY EPISODE PLS

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BUUUUIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLT

THIS

HEART

e16 avaliable for uk bros on sky atlantic and now tv!

>>86917395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

>>86914684
>Its like finding a lost glove that fits perfectly.
Friend, that is the perfect analogy

https://www.theringer.com/2017/8/24/16200908/joker-origins-logan-lucky-david-nevins-twin-peaks-podcast

Showtime knew what they were getting apparently, they got to read the entire script, and the evolution of the arm was always meant to happen, not a last second replacement for TMFAP.

Also, apparently they had the option to do Twin Peaks without David when he dropped out because he gave them permission, but they had no interest doing it without him.

>>86917561
The Arm literally said "the next time you see me, it won't be me" in the finale. I dunno why people didn't expect it

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Torrent when?

>>86917604
dumb ass

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>>86917561
I recommend everyone to listen to this, it's a great talk. I really enjoy when they go into Dougie and what Nevin had to say about that.

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The fact that Agent Mulder and Laura Palmer may have fucked irl irks me to no end.

>>86917604
He meant his doppleganger...

>>86917561
Based Showtime

>>86917624
3.08GB doesn't make any sense.

Part 8 was almost entirely in black and white and that episode was 3.49gb

So unless this episode is going full dark, I call bullshit. Also 66 minutes.

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>>86917624

>>86917624
I have it. I will upload it to Mega tomorrow night.

>>86917561
>season 3 without Lynch's sound design
can't even imagine how awful that would be

>>86917763
n i . c . e . m .e . mm mm m mm e .

>>86913385
this tilted me

I hate reddit so god damn much

>>86917677
Delete this

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Is it canon?

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>>86917763
DOn't you dare pirate my show anone

>>86917624
>another Nobody Will Rip This And Upload it episode
Every time.

>>86917826
With how everything goes I wouldn't be surprised if this were actually Lynch.

though I would be thoroughly L Y N C H E D

>>86917826
Go eat some panties, Dave

>>86917826
ahahaha I watch your shitshow on a phone and I dudnt buy Frost's book.

>>86917890
kys

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I swear to fucking god if some shithead country leaks the finale ahead of time, I am going to spend the next 3 years trying to bait Trump into nuking it on twitter.

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Uniting /tpg/ and /xfg/ once and for all.

>>86917943
Of all the episodes why would you care if the finale got leaked? You don't have to wait any more time shit's over at that point.

>>86917953
>generic villain of the week shit vs. television's closest claim to high art
na

>>86917054
Reminder that this is an age appropriate search for a man his age.

>>86917971
Cause they never actually get uploaded, they just show up for enough time for spoilers to start showing up everywhere.

>>86918021
Oh I thought you meant the episode itself. I agree then.

>>86918012
>high art
david lurch lol

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>>86917054

>>86917943
Grow up and get some self restraint then. You might be able to stop yourself from reading spoilers.

>listen to the veils album because I really liked the song they played on the show
>it's the first track and the best one by far
I hate that shit. Still pretty decent though.

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>>86918068
David Lunch lol

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>no one on the whole of the internet will upload episode 16

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>>86918021

>>86918133
YEAH the rest was pretty generic indie rock

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>>86917624
WHAT THE FUCK

>it's another episode leaks but no one uploads it episode

jesus christ

at least its airing tomorrow

>>86918133
based el-p

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when is she going to show up?

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>I am the evolution...of motel savings

>>86917624
IS THAT YOU?

FUCKING DOWNLOAD

>>86914727
I now begin to understand that poor CGI is the only way to make unnerving effects. Since we have been immersed since childhood to poor digital effects we're more familiar to them at an infantile level. At least in my opinion it fits this specific tv series and its atmosphere.

>>86917561
neet. does anyone know why david was thinking of leaving?

>>86918224
So if MIKE possessed the body of Gerard, a human, and Dougie Jones was a doppelganger of Cooper manufactured by BOB, then is it so far-fetched to say this guy was an Arm doppelganger? Perhaps a vessel for him to come into our world? Or did the Arm use his likeness?

https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/6w9e4e/s3e16_postepisode_discussion_part_16/

>people are already posting plot spoilers

jesus christ

fuck these faggots

>>86918224
>Don't look at Mike's bubble butt

>>86918340
That's it.
Bye lads.

>>86918363
they're not posting anything it was just a fuckup

>>86918363
this is so bullshit

why wont someone just upload?

this is just like last time

>haha dont want to ruin the episode for anyone lol but i'll spoil the whole plot anyway lol haha

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>>86918340

>>86918340
>reddit
fellas, is it true, are the spoilers a-coming

>>86918404
yes.

>>86918340
People in this are joking you autists

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>>86918340
HOLY SHIT COOPER WAKES UP MORE RETARDED THAN EVER
THE VEDDERFAGS WERE RIGHT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>86918340
AAAAAaaand I'm out, see you guys next sunday

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>>86918339

>>86918439
wait what? why not just come back tomorrow?

>>86918423
fellas, i will see you later, no spoilers will enter these eyeballs

THAT'S IT! I'M DONE! SO LONG SUCKERS!

...


new thread?

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m-m-maybe bongbros will upload it? right lads?

>>86918452
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>86918340
>>86918404
>>86918424
>>86918464
https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/6w9uiy/s3e16_spoiler_thread/

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>sign up for a free trial to watch it
>their player is shit and crashes all the time

>in an argument with some idiot who thinks that the series would benefit from less "irrelevant" plot lines, so Lynch getting more money would somehow fix this
>says he could have had more money to do this by hiring less actors
>tell him that would have more to do with editing the script
>he replies that no, it doesn't
The reason why there are so many characters is because there are so many in the fucking script. Does this moron think Lynch is just shooting without a script? It has been known for a long time a script existed. You can't just not hire actors for character when they're in the fucking script.

>>86918430
There are three things we know FOR SURE (they've been confirmed):
1) leaks are 100% fake
2) vedderfriends are 1000% correct
3) sheryl a cute
4) cooper/harry otp
5) /tpg/ will never end
6) season 4 is happening

>>86918561
How to sign up? Do you need a credit card or a UK phone number or something?

>>86918561
download and upload right now

Wait, so are there actual spoilers around now or is this just a joke?

>>86918654
part 16 was put on demand early in skytv

of course no one will upload because twin peaks fan suck at pirating

>>86918686
>of course no one will upload because twin peaks fan suck at pirating
It's because we're good boys and girls.
David Lynch fans are some of the most morally upright people you will ever meet.

>333 posts
new thread time?

>>86918727
not sharing is immoral

>>86918727
Twin Peaks fans don't pirate, we arrange sleepover parties every Sunday night and have pillow fights while we wait for the new episode to air

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ITS UP

>But there are clearly a lot of roles in the script that aren't essential to the main story.
>I won't even give examples.
lol god this guy is a fucking retard