>GOT
>Game of Thrombosis
deep vein thrombosis
he who sits on the throne, dies!
>>86906463
how do you sit in one position for 12 hours?
I gotta stretch my legs after an hour
>>86906500
Yeah I get jimmy legs like crazy when I game.
>>86906463
i actually had deep vein thrombosis this year but it was caused by a weird vein positioning andbirth control
that shit hurts like hell though so i don't see how he didn't notice it and go to the hospital.
>>86906463
I'm tall af and this is my nightmare whenever I'm on a long car ride or am on a plane
I thought thrombosis was a musical instrument?
>>86906655
Will you be my gf
fuck man, halo 5 wasn't worth dying for
>>86906666
>A LAD
why does this make me laugh?
>>86906655
Post feet!
>>86906463
Maybe he put his dick in it.
>>86906730
Fuck Microsoft for caving to the fanboys and forcing 343 to throw out their original story
>>86906463
Dude looks like a fatter, scrubbier version of me.
I too am addicted to being on my Xbox playing games, watching movies and television, and pondering death.
>>86906595
>jimmy legs
they're called johnny walkies
>>86906500
Shift positions.
Lay back, lean forward, slide leg under the other, sit up straight, hang off one side with armrest in my pit.
>>86906728
>>86906809
He jerked off with a condom 12 hours at a time you retards.
>>86906500
How's it going Harry?
>>86906655
>birth control
fucking whore
>>86906595
>jimmy legs
>>86907098
>johnny walkies
They're called Jackie knees you plebs.
I sit way to much and am 120 lbs and 6'
Idk it fatness has anything to do with it but it freaks me out
>>86906463
Back when I was addicted to WoW I used to feel sharp pains in my feet. I thought it might be spiders despite living in a clean environment.
It fucked up the tops of my feet so bad, all those veins popped from time to time leaving them scarred. I'm lucky to be alive.
fug bros I wish I could afford a nice chair
I don't want to die
>>86906463
Fake news. He wouldn't have had a deep vein thrombosis at that age unless he already had a genetic predisposition for them like Factor V Leiden or he's way fatter than even that picture made him look. The sedentary lifestyle is unhealthy but this is a whole other matter.
>>86907885
How fucking fat are you?