A grown man wrote this...

>Did you know AT&T is doing Mr. Mercedes? I'll mention it in a Trump tweet just in case you didn't!

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A grown man wrote this...

mr. mercedes was boring as fuck as a book

>>86905727
Grown men are active on this board right now.

It's pathetic.

>>86905839
what is the context here?

>>86905727

King is a hack writer. The Shinning was shit until Kubrick saved his ass

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>>86905839
I prefer this one

>>86905727
This fucker has been writing the same fucking book over and over since the fucking 90s

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>>86905727
He also wrote amazing novels (Night Shift, Salem's Lot, IT). Trump's just an assclown.

>>86905922
i liked 11/22/63

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRDgRne89_I

>>86905965
>amazing
You really have to go back

>>86905839
Dr*mpf

>no clowns for you

IT isn't even a clown. King is such a sell out

>>86905839
That's a pretty nice tweet. Why are you mad?

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>>86905965
>stephen king
>amazing novels
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>86905727
Fuck all Baby Boomers.
The most childish, degenerate, entitled, nation-wrecking, spoiled generation in human history.

>>86905727
> Still remember that negrodamus skit where he almost said nigger.

She should get hit by another car.

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>>86905900
nothing wrong with having a waifu

>>86905855
>reading anything King has written since the late 90's
that's your fault

>>86905965
Oh man I'm linking this post on /lit/

>>86905897
#FREETHENIPPLE

>>86905727
Trump should have a private pre-screening at the White House just to spite him. And then tweet it was shit. Maximum lulz.

>>86906057

yeah there is, do not covet another man's wife or property

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>>86906111
Something like this

>>86906111
Considering Trump he actually might
This is the best timeline

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>>86906057

>>86905965
Don't forget The Regulators and Desperation desu

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>>86905965
>He also wrote amazing novels

Ever since he criticized O&A in an extremely hypocritical way I thought King was a giant douche.

>>86906215
roastie BTFO

>>86906215
Is this real?

>>86906352

>tells her happy birthday and posts a story about it after

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>>86906215
Trump is wise in all areas, including relationships.

I wonder about the team of actually writers who create Steven King's novels think.

>>86905727
How can you ban someone from seeing a movie you didn't direct or going to a theater you don't own?

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>>86906354
>is my reality star president saying stupid shit on twitter?

>>86906388
King wishes he could write like that.

>>86905839
you do know thats a fake account right

>>86905727
>92.k retweets
I wonder how quick they would be to turn on him if they knew about the sewer orgy shit he wrote.

>>86906482

Are you implying people who read IT is your super secret club?

>>86906462

you're retarded

see this video posted in the next post I posted

>>86906517
No?

>>86906462

>https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/380761318833152000
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRDgRne89_I
>fake video!!

>>86906215
Wow. Literally wow

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>>86906462

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>>86906733

>>86906671
>>86906813

The left can't meme.

>>86906382
Fuck you Tim!

>>86905897
I can't stop laughing at the way Trump writes his tweets "very very disrespectful!"

>>86906871
>using meme as a verb
go back to reԁԁit or /b/ or whatever

>>86906906
Sad!

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>>86906871

>>86906924
>he says while posting on /tv/
you can't possibly get more reddit than /tv/

>>86906924
Meme is a noun though.

>>86905727
Every time I see Stephen King I remember that he wrote a book where cell phones turn everyone into ultra violent mindless zombies.

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Didn't know writers can block people from seeing their movies. King must have blocked a lot of people from viewing The Dark Tower as well.

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>>86906813

>>86905727
It is really impressive that Stephen Kang can spend so much time writting shit on twitter and also release the amount of books that he does.

I wish George Martin was like him.

>>86906980
Every time I see Stephen King I remember that he wrote a book where a bunch of children run a train on a girl as a ritual to become adults.

>>86905897
Does anyone have the John Mccain tumor one?

>>86906980
and it wasn't even his worst one

>>86906958
you could be posting on /pol/ or /v/

>>86906382

lmao based Tim.

>>86906871
The right can't comedy.

>>86907047
nah I'm fine. reddit stuff doesn't really bother me as much as it does to people like you.

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>>86907022
>mfw the kenyan will always be remembered as the better president compared to the orange tard

>>86907040
What would you say is his worst one, because I honestly didn't think it could be worse than that

>>86907100
John Oliver doesn't help your claim.

>>86907141
Wait, you mean you don't like a left wing comedian? Woah, that sure showed me.

>>86907100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSeMVsYhD9U

Daily reminder that Stephen King is a pedophile.

Hi fellow Earthlings, just reading The Stand at the moment and I have noticed that King frequently uses the word Nigger. I'm currently on chapter 35 and every time King mentions black people he uses the word, with the exception of the scene where black soldiers clad in loincloths execute white soldiers live on tv (chapter 27, I think).

I understand that King has racist characters in his books, and that he uses nigger when he is writing from their perspectives, but I find him using it in his "narrator's voice" in The Stand. He throws the word in every time he refers to black background characters and it's becoming jarring.

Quentin Tarentino was called out by Spike Lee on his license to use the word. Has anyone ever done this to King? If so, how did he respond?

The other time I felt uncomfortable reading his work was his portrayal of Susannah/Odetta Holmes in The Dark Tower series. Do any other fans feel that King walks a fine line with race ? (Just so people know where I am coming from, I am a white middle-class male)

TLDR - I think King uses nigger excessively and has some dubious portrayals of black people in his books - does this make him a closeted racist?

>>86907199
>'land of the free'
>pedophilia is illegal

so free

>>86907115
you responded to wrong person

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What would Hillary tweet about if she won?

>>86907231
You're allowed to fuck a 16 year old in most of the country

>>86907192
John Oliver isn't funny though, even leftists don't like the guy.

>>86907263
>most of

doesn't count then.

>>86905965
>"No!"

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>>86905965
>amazing novels

>>86907196
>Bill Burr
>the right
just because he says controversial stuff that pisses off feminists doesn't make him right wing
he even says in that clip that he didn't vote for trump

>>86907375
You can be right-wing and not vote for Trump, anon.

>>86907125
>kenyan who literally couldn't control his crowd
>kenyan that was cucked into endorsing hilldawg like a good house nigger.
>ACA being a ticking time bomb that everyone is afraid to remove until it shits on everybody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgkgMtVv1g4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rras2Og_IZ4

>>86906871
As if /pol/ can. Theirs are either stolen from others and unoriginal, like pepe and cuck, or were never funny, like "we wuz kangz xD". /pol/ drove all of those into the ground years ago and the only thing they've come up with in the last couple of years is slapping those shitty red hats on pictures of anime girls.

>>86907413
just saying, him not voting for Trump is a point against the claim that he's right wing

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>>86907414
oh no, a pair of youtube videos

how can obama ever recover?

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>>86907459
>"Drumpf!"
>"Cheeto!"
>"hehe that'll show him!"

>>86907457
Any celebrity that doesn't directly attack Trump voted for him. They just can't say it directly because it would bring too much bullshit onto their career.

>>86905996
Seeing as Miley Cyrus has unjusted their shit up there can only be 1 person she can thank.

>>86907139
i haven't read them all, but "the tommyknockers" made me actually angry that i spent time on it

>>86905895
DIS

>>86907430
Most of /pol/ memes are racist as fuck shit made by literal skinheads years ago and posted around white supremacist sites.

>>86907430
/pol/ at their worst is still better than "Cheeto man"

>>86905727
EXSPELLIUS DRUMPFUS

>>86906980
I liked that one until the zombies became smart with mind wizard powers. That last quarter ruined the whole cool start of the book.

>>86907430
MAD AS FUCK

>>86907249
wtf I love Hillary now

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>>86905965
Stephen King is a complete hack that only pseudo-intellectuals praise. His work is extremely dull and is unanimously agreed upon by any respected writer as the first step you take following JK Rowlings gateway series, responsible for birthing one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises.

Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

So is anyone gonna try making this thread /tv/ related?

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>>86905965
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>>86907927
Hahahaha you like Dr. Strangelove? You like Clockwork Orange and The Dark Knight too you Gen Z piece of shit?

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With a broken sentence at the end of a tweet, you can just imagine Trump turn away to face someone else and saying it in a different tone with some sort of hand gesture. [spoler]Very idiosyncratic![/spoiler]

Stephen King has practically 0 to do with all his adaptations. Trump has 0 to do with tv and film. Why is this thread still up I wonder?

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>>86908017
Imagine being this triggered by a reaction image

>>86907414
What a house nigger.

>>86908095
>Trump has 0 to do with tv and film.

but that's wrong you retard

>>86908017
Hahaha you like niggers? You like big black cocks and ghetto too you crackhead piece of shit?

>>86908221
So you're gonna pretend to have watched his shitty reality tv show? Ok, discuss it. Is it more or less gay than Viva La Bam?

>>86908351
So you only watch shows that you deem sufficiently gay? Interesting.

>>86908351
It was always highly entertaining, probably the best reality show of all time not counting Survivor Season 1

>>86907717
where would blood meridian be on this picture

>>86908351
Being gayer than WASTED AND WOUNDED would be quite a feat.

trump is pretty damn based, literally the greatest twitter poster ever. the master of bantz. liberals can't take bantz.

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>>86908545
how does he do it? or are liberals just too dopey?

>>86907272
But how does that prove the right can't do comedy? Do you see the flaw in your logic?

>>86907717
To be fair, King and Rowling are excellent authors if you've never read good books before

>>86908545
Masters of "bantz" (yanks really love to be cringeworthy with this word) don't really use twitter to whine about everyone though

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>>86905727
A grown man wrote this

>>86908836
King maybe, Rowling is awful

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Hmmmm do I side with one of the worst authors of the last 40 years or do I side with my president...

>>86908843
they do whatever the fuck they want you dope

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As Stephen King once said: "If kids are reading Harry Potter at age eleven or twelve, then they will grow up to read Stephen King." He was serious. He was not being ironic. When you read Harry Potter, you are--in fact--being trained to read Stephen King.

>>86906482
IT WASN'T AN ORGY

>>86908946
"No!"

>>86905839
What's wrong with that tweet?

>tfw libshits try to get me to hate Trump by mocking his tweets but just make me like him that much more

>>86907100
Memes are distilled comedy. Straight to the point. Pure.

>>86905727
>being that upset someone block me on twitter.

Zoey Quinn blocked me too you don't see me whining.
>Blocking him from seeing IT or MR. MERCEDES.

How does he plan to do that hmm??

>>86909531

>How does he plan to do that hmm??

By disarming him

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>>86905727

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>>86905727
>Celebrities don't want others to block them on twitter.
How is that for ironic?.

I mean seriously, how hypocritical can you be?. You can't even criticize them or they block you.

Which of these old men will have organ failure first?

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>>86905727

i love donald trump purely for his ability to make irrelevant people furious

>>86909697
These people actually stand to profit from spamming anti-Trump tweets in his replies. That's why they get so extremely butthurt when he blocks them. Cuts their Twitter impressions.

>Go float yourself
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRUMPF BTFO!!!!!!!!

>>86909760
He means racist against us.

>>86909788

agreed and checked. Trump can be insufferable but the people that have derangement syndrome over him are so very much worse.

>>86905897
this makes me feel sad. i have pointy nips too. some people can't help the gyno.

>>86909788

I am not american, I like him becuase the tourists on /tv/ who keept talking about hillary and constant rants about another board have gotten so butty blasted

>>86907263
>16 year-old
>Peadophilia
You're a fucking retard.

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>>86909760
100% truth.

That movie is shit. Keep posting, i like trump even more now.

>>86909897
praise kekemaga praise fuckin kekemaga based black men based women based gay man

>>86909929
>>86907263
Subway guy got thrown in prison for fucking a 16 year old.

>>86906648
I'm shaking.

>>86909998
I would've let Jared cum in my asshole if he guaranteed me a lifetime of free subs

>>86909998
how was he outed?

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>>86909760
he's such a good hearted man, it's sad he's been pushed to destroying the left that he probably respected at one time

>>86910067
His friend who creampied the 16 year old before him got caught trying to diddle another girl and he confessed.
Spilled the beans on the whole operation for a plea deal, which is hilarious because his life is ruined no matter what.

>>86909998
Still not peadophilia.
Peadophilia is attraction to pre-pubescent children.
16 year-olds would be ephebephilia, sexual attraction to mid-to-late adolescents.
Sexual attraction to early-to-mid adolescents is called hebephilia which is not to be confused with heebephilia, a sexual attraction to Natalie Portman.

>>86910110
>got caught diddling
like the girls ever care...

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>>86909897
shadilay fellow pede!

>>86905967
the only book of his I've read. Are the rest as good? I quite enjoyed that, granted it was a few years ago

>>86910166
why fight a losing battle? do you think reposting a bunch of half-assed countermemes is doing ding dong diddly shit?

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>>86907717
>Gatsby and Les Mis in "GOD-TIER"
I'll just judge you from afar.

>>86910228
it's a meme, you dip

A man in his 60s had a Robert Pattinson obsession for a few months.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/258640349872926720

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>'Float with us, Don,' the clown said out of its grinning red mouth, and then pointed with one of its white-gloved hands under the bridge.

>>86905727
>A grown man wrote this

That's the point. He's mocking Trump's immaturity.

>>86908836
"No!"

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>>86910215
it gets you upset enough to reply :)

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>>86910317

>hes just pretending to be retarded

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>>86910317

no way man. holy shit it's like we couldn't figure that out.

Did you know mocking immaturity is immaturity in itself?

>>86910317
Nope. He's just butthurt.

>>86910368
Exactly. As opposed to Trump, who really is retarded.

>>86905839
based

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>>86910396

You may be the only actual retard here.

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>>86910396

How does it feel knowing a literal retard is outperforming you in every single facet of life?

>>86905965
Damn, I wish I was 15 again

>>86910228
It's pasta with a well cooked bait, my newfriend.

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>>86910426
>no u

so this is the power of alt-right

>>86910374
>>86910380
So which is it Based Black Kekistanis?

>>86910487
how are you THIS pissed about an cheeto president? do you wake up every morning and remember you're supposed to hate your life because an evil white supremacist nazi fascist totalitarian authoritarian cis white male billionaire is president?

>>86910473
>outperforming

If you mean rich he was born that way.

He's going to go down in the books as one of history's biggest clowns. So that's not exactly something to be proud of.

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>>86910487

>one is president of the united states
>the other is a pinko cuckboi posting on an indonesian dolphin fishing forum

yeah bro u totally arent retarded

>>86908977
they ran a train on a 11 year old.

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>>86910538
>YOU REPLIED THAT MUST MEAN YOU'RE MAD

by that very same logic, you must be equally as mad, since you keep replying.

>white

um sweetie, his skin is orange. you might e colorblind.

>>86910604
i didn't use that logic :D nice try though maybe you'd be well off taking some logic courses when you go to college

>>86910549

>Born rich

His dad literally didn't have the vision to buy and develop property in Manhattan and yet Trump did. Trump dwarfs his fathers wealth.

Nice try fag.

>>86910487
>pepe is synonymous with the aut-right
FUCK I HATE THIS TIMELINE

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>>86910649
>i didn't use that logic

now you're literally using alternative facts/fake news.

>>86910702
point to where i said the pure fact that you replied meant that you were angry

>>86910678
you literally voted for this. don't try and claim otherwise.

>>86905895
You don't read. Your opinions are 4chan assembled.

>>86910702
Stop. You can be a based Kekistani too just praise fuckin KEKEMAGA the god of chaos and become a based shitskin.

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>>86910739

rather be alt-right than alt-left

>>86910660
>>86910660
>he got richer than is dad was

Pfft, yeah by scamming investors and driving them into bankruptcy.

>>86910739
i got exactly what i wanted

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>>86910757
praise kek based shadily black jew CTR nige pede

>>86910806
oy vey found the anti semite

>>86910779
but the facists would kill shitskins like yourself.

>>86910810
fucked by an orange man?

>>86910806

If your bullshit notion was true you just indicated Trump was intelligent enough to scam savvy investors.

>>86910856
remind me how i'm fucked and how donald trump is fucking up our country again?

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>>86905727
Daily reminder Stephen King is an amazing writer and you are all just plebs unable to appreciate his genius.

>“He held her and rocked her, believing, rightly or wrongly, that Ellie wept for the very intractability of death, its imperviousness to argument or to a little girl’s tears; that she wept over its cruel unpredictability; and that she wept because of the human being’s wonderful, deadly ability to translate symbols into conclusions that were either fine and noble or blackly terrifying. If all those animals had died and been buried, then Church could die (any time!) and be buried; and if that could happen to Church, it could happen to her mother, her father, her baby brother. To herself. Death was a vague idea; the Pet Sematary was real. In the texture of those rude markers were truths which even a child’s hands could feel.”

>“It's probably wrong to believe there can be any limit to the horror which the human mind can experience. On the contrary, it seems that some exponential effect begins to obtain as deeper and deeper darkness falls-as little as one may like to admit it, human experience tends, in a good many ways, to support the idea that when the nightmare grows black enough, horror spawns horror, one coincidental evil begets other, often more deliberate evils, until finally blackness seems to cover everything. And the most terrifying question of all may be just how much horror the human mind can stand and still maintain a wakeful, staring, unrelenting sanity. That such events have their own Rube Goldberg absurdity goes almost without saying. At some point, it all starts to become rather funny. That may be the point at which sanity begins either to save itself or to buckle and break down; that point at which one's sense of humor begins to reassert itself.”

>>86910828
Lmao

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>>86910856

better than starving to death under communism

>>86906111
Then he should say it sucked

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>>86910885
>remind me how i'm fucked

you're american, and you elected an orange dementia sufferer.

>donald trump is fucking up our country again?

where's the wall?
why isn't hillary in jail?
why are there still troops in iraq/afghanistan?
why did he attack syria when he said he wouldn't?
why did he fail to destroy obamacare? does the orange man fear the sambo warrior?

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Even reddit is laughing at you losers

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>>86910825
T́ǫ i̧n̸vo̧k͘e ̛t̢he ́hi͘ve̛-min͘d́ ͡r̴e̛preśe͟ntiņg ch̛ąos͞.̀
I̡n͡vo̢king̨ the͘ ͟f̕e̛e̶l̶iņg ̧òf ch̕aos.͢
Wi̢th̷ óu͡t order̶.͜
̛T̵h̷e͡ C̶enti̴pedę hiv̸e-͟mind̕ of chaos. KE͟KEM̡A͝GA͜!
͢H̛e̷ ̨wh̴o k̴ek͠s Beh̢in̢d T̸h̕e ̢W̴a̡l̸l.
͠KEKȨM̡AGA̵!

>>86906388
>liberals don't realize that most people despise them and think it's just trump being a jerk
LEL

>>86910948

but how is bloanald blumpf fucking up the country?

>>86905727
King is getting dementia

>>86910966
wtf i hate /pol/ now

>>86910966
Oh no, not Reddit!

>>86910966
I'm honestly shocked at the current state of this website. Yeah, we made racist jokes sometimes, but it was all fun, right? At the end of the day, we all voted for Obama, we all supported gay marriage, and we all opposed racist conservative christians. But now? Our entire fucking site is subverted because of fucking nazis.

The internet is OUR platform. the LIBERAL platform. Racism, sexism, misogyny, were all confirmed to be left in the past because millenials are the most left-wing generation of all time. So why in the FUCK, do we still have to deal with nazis IN TWENTY-FUCKING-SEVENTEEN? Despite how much you wanna cry about how it's just a conspiracy and a boogeyman, Russian hackers ARE real, and this site is proof. We went from one of the most liberal sites in the world to supporting Orange Fucking Hitler? Nah, that's not normal progression because people only get more liberal with age, just like how you get smarter with age.

Threads like these just show that we need MUCH more strict moderation around here. I'm sick of all of this shit. Fuck Nazis, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Hitler, Fuck Drumpf, Fuck White Pride, and FUCK REPUBLICANS. Just fucking nuke this site already.

>>86906462
Lmao no it isn't. He also wrote multiple tweets after Robert Parkinson and Kristen Stewart broke up giving his opinion.

>>86910995
>WHERE ARE THE ARGUMENTS
>arguments presented
>DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT

sounds like you need a safe space

>>86910989

>the left still think its relevant

literally a bunch of delusional urban retards who don't realize they will be the first to die in any sort of national emergency.

>>86910948
well i'm thinking on a longer time scale than 7 months but let's try depacking your anger. i don't understand why if you agreed with donald trump's politics you didn't vote for him. can you explain that to me?

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a grown man wrote this

>>86910867
>savvy

No, I think they were even more retarded than Trump was. All he had to do was convince them that he knew what he was doing, and that somehow he would benefit them.

Just like he scammed his voters.

>>86906215

how the fuck did he become president of your country burgers

a senile old man the rants about twilight stars on twitter is ruling your country

>>86911062

you gave me a list of things he hasn't done yet

but you didn't give me a list of things that he has actually done to make the country worse

surely you can find a few lefty articles about how he is making mudshits or trannies scared, right?

Trump won the election. The left are literally worse than Donald fucking Trump. Oh wait sorry, I forgot, Russia rigged the election by exposing Hillary as a lying felon who rigged the Democrat primary.

>>86911108
>reddit spacing

>>86911089
turns out scores of retards will vote for one of their own

>>86911089
voter apathy, electoral college, and a candidate who would have been the most unpopular if it weren't for trump.

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>>86911136

>>86911089
we don't have rulers you commie fuck

>>86906215
>when you groom jealous 14 year old girls for the election
Fucking brilliant.

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>Trump: "This person is ugly/stupid haha"
>/pol/shits: "Yes, yes, this person is totally what daddy Trump said, we knew it all along!"

Pathetic.

>>86906045
He almost says nigger all the time.

>>86911178
>reddit spacing followed by image macro

wew

>>86911136
>scores
You don't win an election with "scores" of votes. He got tens of millions of votes. Because the left are that bad at politics now.

>>86905727
>yfw Trump posts a picture on twitter watching IT on a cinema rented all for himself

>>86911246
wtf i love megyn kelly now!

>>86905727
>Well YOURE banned from watching shows that you don't give a shit about! Take that!

I had so much respect for King when I was a teenager.

>>86911253

still not an argument

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>>86911246
>/pol/: we hate jews
>trump: i like jews
>/pol/: we've always loved jews

>>86911246
King's been a piece of shit three presidents ago, and he hasn't changed a bit.

>be """writer"""
>churn out a new short story every day
>through pure coincidence a few of them are turned into famous movies mostly due to the hard work of the screen writer
>people hail you as a "great writer"
Has anyone ever gotten so much more than he deserved than Stephen King?

>>86905965
Meanwhile Donald Trump is the president of the united states

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>t-trump is totally failing guys
>vote democrat!

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>>86911376
>being proud to be lorded over by a slave of the jews

>>86911334
>trump constantly complains about media
>leftists don't understand the dog whistle
>leftists don't understand political correctness
are you dense lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbFzpq343s8

>>86907518
So, I guess those piss pics were before the tweets.

>>86911419
>LOL IT'S 7551564351564356156 DIMENSION CHESS HE'S NOT SCREWING US HE'S ONLY SCREWING OVER THE MEDIA

>>86909760
Well, gotta give it to him, he is correct on this one.

>Vote Democrat you ignorant racist retard nazis or we'll assault you and get you fired from your job!
Why did leftists think this would work?

>>86905727

>a grown man wrote this
In his defense, no one ever claimed he was a good writer

>>86911499
Why did republicans think people wouldn't notice that they're racist retard nazis?

Oh wait, the whole retard thing.

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>>86911477

>LOL DRUMPF IS TOTALLY NOT KEEPING HIS PROMISES
>DONT VOTE 2018 #INPEACH

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>>86905897
trump is right though
no one wants to see some fat slob man nipples

>>86911499
>vote for an orange man who doesn't care about the common man and is literally a puppet of both israel and saudi

why did the right think this would work?

>>86911289
>only posts #PirateBay

>>86905897
Reminder that Trump is basically Chris Chan

>>86905727
whoa... now trump is truly finished....

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>>86910487
lmao

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>>86911416
>trump supporters are upset that they won
Meanwhile, in reality...

>>86911556
>t. Cletus

That's not the point retard. A president is supposed to be above talking like a fucking first-grader.

>>86911684
spotted the fat slob

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>>86911667

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>>86911558
The American right is a bunch of idiotic subhumans.

>>86911684
autism

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>>86911537

>>86906215
Is he a machiavellian genius for architecting the breakup of their relationship and then moving in on her?

>>86911537
>>86911558
>doubling down on the political strategy that got donald trump elected
Keep going, we're not tired of winning yet.

>>86911681
That was 9 months ago

Trump's only accomplishment as president was winning the election, lmao

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>>86911681
>haha we're so cool lol

Meanwhile in reality

>imagine coming to /tv/ everyday and posting your whole le kekistanis so dumb folder in every thread that has the word trump on it

>>86911681
>meanwhile in reality

shill for trump, get your kids taken away?

infowars.com more like notgonnagetyourkidsbackwars.com lol

>>86911731
Republicans doubled down on racism and homophobia after they lost in 2012

>>86911416
which president in the last 100 years wasn't?

>>86911477
>things can just change over night!

>>86911789
Trump loves fags and niggers thought

>>86911767
>imagine getting upset by someone's burgerbashing folder

really makes you think.

unless you voted trump, then you don't think LOL

>>86911789

>start calling out blatant anti-white propaganda and degenerating societal norms
>win presidency with biggest margin in 30 years

really made me think

>>86911789
Yes, everyone's a nazi bigot homophobe now, we get it.

>>86911851
you really got me now autismo

>>86911720
it must be convenient everyone you disagree with being communist liberal homosexual

>>86911708
Cry more Shia

>>86911681
Projection is the basest form of whining. The left has been doing it for decades, every time they've lost.

>>86911918
>the nazi homophobes are coming to get me
Hahaha

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>this is the person who calls you a shitskin on an uzbekistani zorbing forum

>>86911918
there's plenty of cuckervatives too, anon

>>86911986
>the liberal commies are coming to get me
hahaha

>>86912000
I really really really doubt any of the /pol/shits is both a white person and not a huge loser

>>86912044
>the russian bigots are coming to get me
hahahaha

>>86906942

What does George Soros have to do with this?

>>86912068
m8

that guy isn't white.

americans, by default, are not white.

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Who knew we'd get so much joy for this long? I thought he'd be just a random president like Obama

>papa bless based kys cringe shadilay praise kek
That is some epic win right there
>go float yourself
Oh my fucking Christ I'm cringing into oblivion brb guys killing myself because I can't take the cringe

>>86912000
How does the Kekistani thing continue to fly over the head of leftists? It's not exactly complex. It's like watching someone at a circus ridiculing a clown for having red hair, after they dyed their own hair blue as a political statement. It's embarrassing.

>>86912113
beady eyed Anglo detected

>>86911051
kek is that pasta?
if not welcome to 4chan counter culture you retarded faggot
kys

>>86912000
>cheap tinfoil segmentata against knives
>not a chainmail you can get at hot topic and keep under your clothes so you're still a fucking loser, but an invisible loser at the very least
These are the people killing film discussions.

>>86912122
We're guaranteed 8 years of this fun.

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>>86912158
>LOL THEY'RE ONLY DOING IT IRONICALLY

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>>86912122
Imagine being such a sheltered baby that virtually your only concern in life is making internet strangers mad.

Generation Z was a fucking mistake.

>>86910989
>>86911065
Why do you get so upset at a tweet?

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>>86912000
7 more years

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>>86912220

maybe u shouldnt get mad so easily?

>>86912220
woah I'm not Gen Z and I like Trump's Art of War style, this is just a nice side effect

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>>86912158
You're not fooling anyone.

>>86912210
Do you think they believe in a real place called Kekistan? Do you think that's a serious claim that anyone is making?

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>>86905727
>trump being denied of finnkino
Sad!

>>86912249
>>86912207
>literally plummeting before the first year is out
>assume he'll get elected again

oh you sweet summer pedes

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>>86912249
>funneh Rick and Morty meem :D
>8 years haha amirite based pedes :DD
Underage cancer fuck off.

Guys, I'm literally from Kekistan. It's not a meme, I'm actually from there. I'm an unironic Kekistani. I mean it. Don't laugh.

>>86912265
>Do you think that's a serious claim that anyone is making?

they believed an orange man on tv would magically take all the mexicans away.

>>86912265
>do you believe underage shitskins believe in retarded shit?
yes

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>>86912220
Imagine being such a sheltered baby that virtually every fucking thing is offensive.

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What do you guys think will happen to /pol/ when Trump loses 2020? I imagine most of 4chan is going to want revenge after putting up with them spamming their Trump shit everywhere.

>>86905839
trump is nice

>>86912426
You seem to have missed the point, based Kekistani. They don't teach reading comprehension in your spicshit country?

>>86912380
The unintentional irony in this post is hilarious. Part of me wishes you could see how silly you look.

>>86912498
Elections change virtually nothing. Just replace "government" with "deep state", done.

>>86911246
This.

>>86912498
there is no them and us, only us

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>>86912317
>he still doesnt get it
the tears in 2020 will taste even better

>>86912570
upvote!

>>86911089
it's a fun, raunchy little presidency, just turn your brain off and enjoy the ride

>>86912591
>results from last year prove something in 3 years time

wew

>>86912591
Wow, it's over. The Democrats won't get a sniff of power for decades. And they keep doubling down on this idea that they can somehow shame America into voting how they want. It's both hilarious and tragic.

>>86912638
He'll have had four years to prove he's not a nazi and doesn't want all women to be raped in the streets. The democrats will have nothing to use against him.

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>>86912542
MERELY PRETENDING

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>>86912591
65,853,516
62,984,825

>>86912638
the biggest criticism people had of him was that he's a madman and that he has no political experience. he'll have proved that he's not a madman since the country will not be in ashes like the democrats said it'd be, and he'll have 4 years of experience being the president. plus, the economy's recovering, and in particularly he's doing a lot to help the rust belt which is all he really needs to win again

>>86912638

See all those red counties?
There is literally nothing you can say that will make those counties believe the lives of minorities matter over their own.
And the livelihood of minorities will absolutely be the top priority of any Democrat candidate (or else they wont win their primary).

Literally.fucked.

>>86912773
Yes, "Big Poppa Pump" sure is taking himself seriously in that pic. It couldn't be satire. I mean, you'd know if it was a joke, right? It can't be, because if it was ajoke that went that far over your head, that would make you a blithering idiot. But you're not an idiot, are you? You're smart.

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>>86912530
You had no point, faggot. You obviously don't know where you are.

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>>86912828

>>86912686
>"You think people would do that, just blame the President for their problems all the time?"
Don't lie. You're underage, aren't you?

>>86912609
Thanks for the gold, stranger!

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>>86905965
>i share a board with redditors

>>86912591
>>86912667
>being this easily duped by a map and forgetting population density is a thing

>>86913019
see
>>86912828

sorry kid, unless your party drops fuck whitey as a platform, youre fucked.

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>>86912891
MERELY

>>86913019
Look up "Electoral college." Oh wait I forgot, politics is about screaming at nazi bigot homophobes now, not counting votes.

>almost no meryl streep discussions, everyone pretty much agreeing she's a great actress
>one day meryl criticises the orange clown
>the orange retard says on twitter she's overrated
>/pol/tards fill /tv/ with comments on how bad an actress meryl is because daddy said so

I swear, some people don't deserve to waste the air on this planet.