why do so many movie stars eat Subway sandwiches? Subways are

hollywood pedoring

>>86904816
Weird I'm eating Subway rn

Subway's great, had me a Steak Egg 'n Cheese footlong today for lunch. They only served them til 11 but -ho!- whadya know, the manager brought an egg from out back and microwaved it just for me. Some olives and a whole lotta hot sauce turned that flatbread wonderfulness into a meal fit for a king.

Subway barely qualifies as food. You eat that shit and then 2 minutes later you're hungry again. Same with McDonalds.

>pedowood advertises a pedo-ring establishment

I'm eating a club on flatbread right now.

Pretty good.

>pay anywhere from $7 for a tiny sandwich to $10-$11 for a regular one + chips and drink
OR
>go to grocery store, pay $10, make myself sammich and chips for lunch every day for a week

Not a hard choice.

>>86904816
You only need like $30k to start a Subway franchise, compared to $1M for McDonalds

>>86905722
wtf why is it so cheap?

>>86905743
Pedos don't have a lot of money

>>86905564
How fucking fat are you?

>>86905564
This is how food is for me in general. Even things that should be filling.

>>86905564
t. 250 lbs

>>86905809

Sorry, I was raised on traditional British food that actually has nutritional value and isn't 70% air. I guess my body is just too uncultured for the sludge American fast food chains serve.

>>86905676
Dude when was the last time you actually went shopping. Deli meats are expensive as fuck these days.

>>86905743
Go to your closest Subway.
Order a chicken sandwich on any bread you like.
No cheese or toppings not toasted.
Eat at least three bites.
Post results.

>>86904816
for me its the cold cut combo, the best fast food sandwich

>>86905831
enjoy your diabetes lmao

>>86906104
I'm getting nauseated just thinking about it.

>>86906196
What?
I'm not fat because I stop myself from giving into that constant hunger, but it's there nonetheless.

>>86906104
They did a study in Canada of all the major fast food restaurants and their chicken.

Subway chicken scored the lowest, it was only between 43-53% chicken on average, the rest was soy.

>>86905938

2 or 3 times a week. For 1/3 lb of deli cheese it's only $1.25. For 2/3 lb of turkey its $5.50. Bread is like $2-$3 a loaf.

Pretty easy man. I used to have my mom make sandwiches for me all the time when I lived at home. I've been living in an apartment with my gf now for 3 years. I think I've had a sandwich and chips every fucking day. We vary up our dinners often, and she makes me eggs+toast+peppers/onions every morning.

It's more the nitrates and shit in the deli meat that will fuck you over. No healthy person eats deli meat often. You should be having like 10g lean chicken for lunch DESU senpai.

The smell of the artificial bread gets old if you're around one too frequently

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>>86906722
Mmmm, artificial bread

>>86904979
>They only served them til 11
Weird-ass Subway. The one I worked at served egg all day. Just be sure to ask for it whenever you're there after 11. It's not like they don't have it in the cooler.

>>86905809
60kg, 130 lbs in retard units

>>86906722
I was living in a piece of shit town briefly and the ONLY fast food within a half hour walk was a Subway. Ten years later, I still get nauseated by that smell to this day. It actually makes me sick.

>>86906339
>It's more the nitrates and shit in the deli meat that will fuck you over.

Not to mention you're not nearly your bang for your buck macronutrient-wise. As you said, 10g lean chicken not only doesn''t have preservatives but actually has nutritional value.

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>Subway

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>>86908248

Fuck off, Jonah Hill.

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>Eat fresh

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>>86908294

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>Sandwich artist

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>>86905564
>yfw you realize there are more Subways in the world than McDonalds

Its not even healthier, because to make a healthy sandwhich at subway its going to be shitty

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>footlong

Yuropoor here. How do you order at a subway? Do you have to order all of the ingredients separately, or do they have brand sandwiches?

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I can't see what's going on here.

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STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING

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>>86905564
Anon, I...

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BOOM big reveal.

>>86908466
You pretty much just order a sub thats on the menu, and then choose what toppings go on it.

You know when you order a chicken bacon ranch that you are going to get chicken breasts and bacon, you pick what kind of bread, cheese, and vegetables on it and then it would normally come with ranch which could be omitted or changed.

>>86906722
>artificial bread
the fuck? Do you think somewhere in the jungle there are bread tree with natural breads hanging?

>>86905831

Hyperthyroidism?

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>>86908603
I fucking hate that shit.

>>86905676
Where the fuck are you buying cold cuts?

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>>86908567
A daring synthesis

>>86908725
every single grocery store has a deli you dingbat
You buy Boarshead or some other decent brand, its a millions times better quality than the processed oscar meyer tier meats you get at subway.

>>86905564
Subway and McDonalds are shit tier fast food corporations. Even Burger King is way better imo

>>86907068
Mmmm, gummy bears

>>86908678
Don't think so. Only started feeling like this after I took a medication, but that was 3 years ago. Feeling never went away and I'm not going to go to a doctor about it.

>>86906339
>2 or 3 times a week
>I can eat for a week
LIAR!

>>86908825

Probably the best fast food US food chain in Britain. Unfortunately we don't have Wendy's or anything like that.

>>86908879
>Unfortunately we don't have Wendy's

Dont listen to the astroturfers
Wendy's is pretty awful

Look at their PR team, dont think they would shill on other websites too?

>>86908825
Burger King is hardly edible.
McDonalds tastes waaaaay better.

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>>86906339
>$3 loaf of bread

>>86908934
The fries and the meat are better at Burger King, I've had too much McDoanlds over the years I can barely enjoy their food anymore

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I started ironically eating subway because of the Jonah Hill meme and now I'm addicted to it. At least I haven't gained any weight like I did when the pizzagate meme was in full swing so it must be healthier than pizza.

>>86908934
Burger King is much better than McDonald's in my country.

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>>86908403
>a loaf of bread on a sandwich
>healthy

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>eating fast food
>not buying an electric pressure cooker

Im not a fucking woman so I was never taught how to cook, but eating frozen shit and fast food was expensive and unfulfilling.
This fucking thing is the GOAT of cooking utensils.

I make pot roasts in 20 minutes, pulled pork/pulled italian beef in 50 minutes, home made potato salad in 15 minutes, moist as fuck chicken breasts in 5, full frozen chickens in like 20. Can make browned crumbled taco meat and shit.
I made some apple butter and some apple sauce.

You just throw the shit in there and then its done.
It makes me want to be /ck/ kind of

>>86905564
McDonalds pork Mctoast is ok.
But yeah, they are made specifically to not satiate hunger so that you could buy more.

>>86904816

I was at Subway once.
Not only it's overpriced as shit, it's barely edible as well.And I don't mean shitty sauce, it's meat was meh.

Mcdonalds, Hesburger, hell, even the lady who mades chebureks near my neighborhood has more appealing and cheap food.

Hell, for that money, I have found a small restaurant and could order the stroganoff in a mushroom sauce, beat salad, potatoes and traditional salad. And it was way tastier.

>>86909261
sounds good, man

>>86909261
I always wanted one, but I hear mixed things about it.

>>86904816

>visiting Greece
>enter Subway
>see overpriced sandwiches that I can buy for half the price in my own country
>order one
>dumb hamburgers ruined it with some spicy sauce

Leave it to Americans to fuck up even the most simple things.

>>86910327
Take my word with a grain of salt because I dont know how to cook much otherwise.
But it cooks stuff fast, and there is a lot of recipes out there for it.

For someone like me its great, I really like pulled pork and you can get pork loin for 88 cents a pound.

>>86904816
They're quite good. Do you live in India or a shithole?

>>86905564
What the fuck are you talking about? I can't eat a full one, and if I force myself to, I'm full for a day.

You're a fat fuck.

>>86910936

Yeah and I bet you only drink water as well fat boy.

>>86905564
It's because of the huge amount of carbs. They leave your stomach quickly and spike up your insulin.

>>86905905
>air
>subway
I don't get the joke, anon.
Subway is literally normal food with normal nutrional stuff
Normal lettuce, tomatoes, etc. Normal meat, normal bread, etc.
I mean it. It's not like BK or McD with fake meat and fake bread. Subway is just normal shit.
I'm not defending it as it's complete ripoff at 200% increase in price.

>Can pay $6 for a footlong Subway sub with a few slices of low quality meat and cheese, toppings that aren't fresh, and disgusting bread
>Or go to this nice Greek restaurant near me, and order a delicious large gyro for $5 that's also ready in the same amount of time

The last time I ate Subway I threw it up.

>>86908934
>Big mac
>Meat, lettuce, and cheese
>super salty fries

vs
>Big mac
>tomato, lettuce, mayo, meat
>normal fries
I was a huge McDonalds fan in my youth but once I tried burgers and not chicken nuggets, I switched.

Name a better burger at McD and I'll try it.
Clubhouse is good but not better.

>>86909196
Every country. It's about the same.

>>86910978
I actually do
Water, tea without sugar, and morbid amounts of wine

>>86911082
Last time I went to subway, I convinced someone to make me a chicken pizziola
I got charged like 7.50 for the footlong, and it didnt taste great like I remembered it.
I had already sworn off their regular subs a few years before.

Place sucks, I dont understand people still eating there

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Maybe when it was "5 Dollar Footlong" era Subway. Now its just overpriced """healthy""" fast food. Now I just visit local delis, and buy the higher quality subs for the same 7 dollar price. Thanks SubJews.

>>86912110
>Maybe when it was "5 Dollar Footlong" era Subway.

No
When it was 3 for 12 footlong deal era subway.

>>86904816
Subways can be nasty shitholes but you have to live in a nasty shitholes to find it.
If you're in a tourist trap like me that shit gets top notch.

>>86910766
O B S E S S E D

>People claiming they straight out vomited after eating at x chain
>People claiming they had diarrhea after eating at x chain once
>People claiming their shit burnt their ass after eating spicy stuff at x chain

Are Americans just malnourished and have diets so bad that their digestive system has the strength of a young Ethiopian child, or is their food actually that bad, to cause all that?

>>86913452
Yuropoor here. I have friends who claim any combination of the three after eating anything ethnic or anywhere outside of their comfort zone.
It's not an American thing, it's a symptom of being a picky eater with the mentality of a retarded brat.

>>86913452
A bit of both. I used to work at fast food restaurants, and you'd be surprised how unsanitary it can be and what's all in the food. Care to guess how often workers actually wash their hands after using the bathroom?

>>86913575
>It's not an American thing, it's a symptom of being a picky eater with the mentality of a retarded brat.
This.
Added to 'muh gluten intolerance' and other such snowflakery means anything not perfect might gastrointestinally trigger such people.

>>86913452
I'm not American but I always get the shits when I go to McD. Hasn't stopped me from going though.

>>86913575
>it's a symptom of being a picky eater with the mentality of a retarded brat
Pretty spot on, actually.

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>>86905564
global boker face

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>>86913575
So...Americans?

>>86905905
>Sorry, I was raised on traditional British food

curry?
kebab?

lol achmed

>>86913947

No: pork pies, tripe soup, pasties, mostly meat.

>>86913996
halal meat, mr patel?

>>86908193
Yep. Lotta fatfags think a hunk of ham comes straight off a pig when in fact it's just a bunch of unused hot dog scraps compressed like a car at a junkyard.

this thread makes me want Subway

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>>86914488
The compression gives it its flavor.

>>86904816
>In over 150 UK subway locations, bacon is banned.
Fucking shitty pisshole of a planet I live on
And fuck mudslimes the most, pushing their shitty backwards lifestyle on everyone else.

>>86914967
In America the Subway bacon is always floppy and gross :/

>>86911033
>deli meat
>real
It's like 50% real meat. You probably think the sludge they slice up at Arby's is real roast beef too, don't ya?

Jimmy Johns is vastly superior

>>86915078
At least your able to get it also im sure not every store has shitty bacon.

>>86904816
I can't eat subway anymore. The bread gives me the shits.

>>86905564
My BMI is like 21 and I can eat 24" of cold cut with all toppings

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Subway relies on bullshit advertising that drooling morons watch on cable that they pay to watch and are too stupid to understand proper nutrition since they are the type of morons that fall for celebrity infused ads in the first place and "celebrities", like the d-list trash no one cares about, do it because some are poor and stupid.

The only chain with a sub worth a damn is Jersey Mikes.

>>86914967
Proof?

>>86910978
>Being this mad people eat healthier than you
sad

>>86913678
well most of them are niggers so

>>86905564
Carbs aren't food.

Carbs make you hungry: Potato chips, crackers, pasta, rice, bread, they all make you hungrier.

>>86906306
That should be a selling point. I'm more likely to buy "chicken" that hasn't been doused in antibiotics, chlorine & chicken feces.

>>86915553
I think you just have a food addiction, tbqh

>>86915155
Jimmy John's = 90% bread

>>86905564
>he eats the whole sub at once
Come on dude really?

Tell me your go-to subway sandwich, /tv/.

Mine is:

>Italian herb and cheese
>steak and bacon
>cheddar and pepper jack
>toasted
>lettuce
>red onions
>cucumbers
>extra olives
>salt and pepper
>mustard, mayonnaise

plus baked chips and a coke

>>86915728
>italian herbs and cheese
>cold cut or steak
>default white cheese
>all toppings except tomato
>ranch sauce

>>86915195
I believe the proper term is "bread"

>>86906104
Dry as fuck I imagine

>>86915728
>Italian BMT
>Italian bread
>Provolone cheese
>Toasted
>Lettuce
>Banana peppers
>Pickles
>Maybe mushrooms
>Maybe tomato
>Ranch

>>86908825
>Burger king being better than Mcdolans
>They don't even offer refill

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>>86915728
>tomatoes
>onions
>jalapenos
>black olives
>American cheese
>Provolone cheese
>Swiss cheese
>Cheddar cheese
>honey mustard
>italian bread

I only like their breakfast sandwich tbqhwy.

>>86904816
>bought into the 'healthy' thing - literally the only fast food their life coaches let them eat. The only reason subway isn't as bad as everywhere else is the lack of sugar in the bread. Tastes like cardboard but if you stuff it with enough fat and grease (defeating the whole point) it almost tastes like food.

>endorsements. Subway is always looking to distance itself from Jared and has been courting celebs with free food for a while. Not a lot of celebs are squeaky clean (fappening-etc) and lot of celeb managers don't like the contracts Subway offers.

>>86916498
>BK always has coupons
McDonalds hardly does
>Whopper > Le Manlet Mac with vomit mayo/1000 island ranch sauce
>BK has thicker fries, better chicken nuggets, better honey mustard, Heinz ketchup
McDonalds worst ghetto "fancy faggot ketchup" tastes too sweet
Fuck a refill

>>86916801
True story. Jared got skinny by smoking meth and fapping to endless hours of cp and not eating.

>>86904979
>microwaved

eat fresh my arse

One of my worst fears is being employed by Subway

>>86917457
>3 years of art at uni
>become sandwich artist at subway

my life is your nightmare

>>86917457
Your worst fear is probably working period, NEET

>>86917553
What the fuck were you thinking?

>>86917553
Why don't you apply for literally anything else?

>>86917574
t. shitskin middle school dropout. Hey bitch don't forget to toast the bread this time.

>>86917613
Because an art school drop out is not hireable for anything else?

>>86917634
Well ... I did finish middle school. It was the 12th grade that did it for me

>>86917660
I just think a person could get a better shitty job than Subway. Work at Home Depot or something, apply in the paint dept. or something. There's paint, that's kind of like art.

>>86912110
Do americans not have $5 footlongs anymore?

>>86917739
But you still get minimum wage, and Subway is probably easier than Home Depot

>>86917781
Only on special. They are $6 even then. The halcyon days of the $5 footlong are gone except for promo months

>>86917791
I can't really comment on which is harder, I haven't worked at either place but I do know around lunchtime at a Subway is a shit show. I'm not sure if there's ever "rushes" at Home Depot, but maybe. There could be a bunch of contractors early in the morning.

>>86917601
i was thinking "fuck i have a lot of hecs debt" and "i can't keep stealing weed from my gf"

>>86917613
>>86917739
i had a job at bunnings until my supervisor busted me fucking my hot co-worker in the pot-plant section

>>86917634
if there's one decent thing i did in the past 5 years it was finish uni, so don't dropout me cuntfuck

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I never eat at those shitholes because I have glorious Pubsubs.

Other than Jonah Hill, who else do you really see eating at Subway?

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>>86904816
just eat food in pill form

>>86918065
soylent or whatever is an option. never tried it. kinda looks like cum so can't be too bad.

>>86906176

You get the CCC with lettuce, tomato, cucumber, onion, olive with mayo salt & pepper, you got THE classic sandwich. It's balanced and nutritious, and the best value on the market.

>>86918104
ensure was out way before soylent

>>86915728

>Chicken Teriyaki
>herb and cheese
>cheese and toasted
>tomato
>lettuce
>onion
>green olive
>chipotle

>>86904816
its stealth advertising
>ohh here is a picture of ____ carrying a Subway™ Footlong™

you actually think they eat that shit?

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>Go in one day and hear they're getting rid of the carved turkey
>stay away for a month
>decide to try their regular turkey
>learn carved turkey is coming back in September

Goddamn right it is.

>>86909135
>"ironically" start eating shitty fast food because of some mid tier /tv/ meme

>>86908939
I don't get this, are you questioning him?

A loaf is $1 at Safeway, like $1.60 for brown bread. Albertsons has baguettes and French bread for $2.90 and $2.15 respectively.

I did my shopping for the week and make 5 sandwiches for lunch each day and it cost me maybe $14 including cheese, bread, some lettuce and onions, and like a quarter pound of deli ham.

>>86909261
>pulled pork/pulled italian beef in 50 minutes
What?

How does this wonderful thing work? I've only got a Crock-Pot now.

>>86911811
>Place sucks, I dont understand people still eating there

They've tricked huge swathes of people that "it's a sandwich, it's healthy!". Despite the average sandwich being like 1600 calories.

I work with fat fucks who eat foot long BMTs loaded with sauce and mayo (so like 2600 calories) EVERY DAY and they unironically think they're eating healthy because "it's a sandwich, not McDonald's"

>>86914967
Muslims trying to ban bacon in America would start a new crusade faster than /pol/ could ever hope for.

>>86913696
>Added to 'muh gluten intolerance' and other such snowflakery

I dont understand why people like to whine about other peoples health issues.
Gluten intolerance is a real, quantifiable health problem.
The reason it has come out of "nowhere" is because the blood test is only about a decade old, and it was designed for people who had celiacs.

Every sort of problem that is caused by an intolerance like that would have in the past just been called GERD. All sorts of new disorders are popping up as we learn more.

I have Eosinophilic Esophagitis from a gluten intolerance, that was diagnosed by a specialist.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/eosinophilic-esophagitis/basics/definition/con-20035681

People dont pretend that lactose intolerance doesnt exist in, you can be slightly intolerant or you can be severely ill.

Why would people honestly believe that wheat allergies are not allergic -> celiacs that can die with nobody in between?

I know youll call me a faggot because this is 4chan, but just fucking think about what you actually saying. You cant be this dumb

>>86905868
>i have no idea what i'm talking about
High carb foods generally do not leave you satiated for very long.

>>86919743
I think it's because it has, like many other things, been adopted by hipsters and other snowflakes for a variety of reasons.

I know 3 people who are "allergic to gluten" and make sure to tell EVERYONE they're allergic to gluten, but I know for a fact they don't have any allergies.

>>86904816
Charley's > Subway

Veggie delight (or delite or some shit, fuck off)
Any cheese
Toasted
Olives, lettuce, pickles
Tomato or barbecue sauce
Salt and pepper
Voila ;)

>>86913575
Fuck off faggot. I have God damn fucking bowel conditions like IBS aS well as overpowering OCD so I'm a fucking picky eater alright, you entitled little cunt. Soft European, neuroprivileged faggotS. I'll torture you little cuck.

Anyway tits Americans who eat Taco Bell every day who get diarrhoea constantly.

Fuck you
*infects you with treatment resistant poz lice*

>>86904816
maybe it's because i live in a rich white town but subway is actually really good here

>ft long sweet onion chicken teriyaki
>whole (((wheat))), no cheese
>huge handful of jalapenos
>tomatoes
>spinach
>green peppers
>red vinegar
rate my sammich

>>86915617
enjoy the estrogen

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>>86904816

I eat subway, nott necessarily because it tastes good, but because shoving my mouth full of cheap lettuce and stale bread is a good way to not get fat without having to get out much...

>>86915728

Mine is...

>Toasted
>Flatbread
>Turkey
>Cheddar Cheese
>Lettuce
>Onion
>double jalapeno

>>86905564
Im fat but I dont think that has ever happened to me while eating any meal.

>>86905564
>Im a fat fuck that always hungry therefor these sandwiches are bad

kek

>>86905676
>Americans eat chips with their sandwiches

lmao

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>>86904816
>mfw they shill Subway on Storage Wars

>>86918104
It tastes like the milk after a bowl of cheerios.

>>86915728
Converted a couple people with this sub.

Spicy Italian
Italian herb and cheese
Toasted
Lettuce
Tomato
Spinach
Green pepper
Jalapeno
Southwest sauce
Pepper

If you think it might be too spicy add a bit of light mayo, seems to make it less spicy.

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>>86904816
The only reason why they do it is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYwFND7rHE

>>86922843
It's honestly about the same price and a shit load healthier and tastier to just go to the grocery and going to the deli for the meat and bread from the bakery.

>>86915728
>flatbread
>Italian BMT
>provolone or maybe pepper jack
>toasted
>lettuce, onion
>balsamic vinagrette dressing (has a name but i don't remember it)
+baked bbq chips and coke