Meanwhile, on portuguese /tv/...

UMA DELICIA

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Gotta be honest, just made this thread so I could discuss Odisseia with someone else other than my father

Did you watch it? What did you think of it?

ALLAHU ACKBAR

>>86904756
I want brazucas out of this thead

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>>86904807
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Im portuguese and i dont get this meme.

>>86905998
Deixe este fio para sempre.

>>86904756
>>86905677
UMA DELICIA, ORA POIS

>>86904812
Chega ele a meter-lha a língua?

BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA

muitos negros brasileiros

please watch our tv

>>86904812
I bought the cardboard box DVD when it released
absolute kino, I've never seen anything like it, though it feels dragged and forced through half of it
the good parts are really good

>>86908005
At last someone with taste!?

What was the best episode? 3 or 5?

hue hue hue hue pt pt?

>>86904745
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>86907945
No hay ninguna diferencia entre brasileños y portugueses ajajajaj

>>86908379
don't really remember the eps but my favorite scenes are
>the gasoline scene
>the xuning/street racers gun scene
>that spanish singer scene and the guitar
scene at night in the trailer
>the cante scene
I think the Rita Blanco ep was mediocre and the Variacoes ep was too self-indulgent and meaningless for the most part

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cucking spain feels good

>>86904745
Uma brasileira a ser entrevistada. De alguma forma, os jornalistas arranjam sempre maneira de encontrar uma

>>86908611
I know they meant something with Rita Blanco's episode, but I still haven't figured it out

Variações was cool, specially thhe beginnigng with the mexican soap opera, the apocalypse now parody and the end with the cante alentejano group

>>86908614
Is there a lot of Brazilian soap operas in Portugal's tv or is it a meme?

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um beijo, Portugal! muah!

please watch our league it's pretty good and competitive

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Is it just me or does this motherfucker creep others out too? Something's off with this guy.

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Adoro fuder um portuguese afeminado, em geral são magrelinhos e baixinhos.

>>86908571
donde no hay diferencia es entre portugueses y gallegos
no hay mas que ver como se butthurtean los españoles cuando los gallegos usan la norma portuguesa al escribir

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>>86908779
n-no

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I saved this a long time ago

>>86908571
Neither between faggots and spics

>>86908726
I dunno, i only watch the news, everything else on is bottom of the barrel trash

>>86908761
queq

>>86908785
>a bunch of poor blonde guys want to split from the rest of the dark skinned country
So north portugal just like south Brazil ?

>>86908888
You were a good friend.

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>>86908999
>>86908888
>>86908933
>>86908611
>>86905677
W-what's going on this thread?

>>86909118
Pare de cheirar essa porcaria.

>>86905803
Ora ora

UMA VELA

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>>86908761

>>86904807
>>86905803
Cringe.

>>86909303
Out

>>86906492
Po crl. Não mandas em mim minha filha de uma grande puta. Vi a tua mãe a vender a rata ontem a noite no bairro alto. Estava uma fila de pretos á espera.

>>86904745
I only saw Mistérios de Lisboa and O estranho caso de Angélica (i absolutely loved this one). It seems to me that what comes out of Portugal is quite intellectual stuff. Any other recs ?

>>86911179
It depends

We also have Bullets and cookies...

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>>86911044
>ir ao bairro alto

>>86911044
Português de Portugal soa tão afeminado e retardado.

>>86911179
>Any other recs ?
Fim de semana lusitano
Arrebenta-me o cabaço

>>86911426
Mais vale soar afeminado e retardado do que se-lo, como o Brasil

>>86911044
Saudade Alberto Barbosa chupacabre?

>>86908888
Based

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>>86912015
Ui, mona!

Barbosa here. I barely watch American TV. Why the hell would I watch Portuguese TV.

All we have are shitty Telenovelas

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>>86911044
>a vender a rata
>to sell the rat
what?

>>86908465
sauce on the right pic.

>>86913547
a portuguese femboy do this

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>>86912678
KKKK

ELE NAO SABE ANOES

ELE É VIRJAO ANOES

>>86912678
Use google translate to: esmagar minha buceta

You'll get it afterwards

>>86911179
A Janela (Maryalva Mix)
O Barão
Cavalo Dinheiro
Casa de Lava
Sangue (Pedro Costa)
Tabu
As Mil e Uma Noites (Miguel Gomes)
Centro Histórico

More Manuel de Oliveira.

>>86911179
Noite Escura
Os Imortais
Coisa Ruim

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>>86908779

Se eu deletar essa thread você morreria?

t. alberto barbosa

>>86904745
Brasil has better kino and you know it... vai dormir cabrão.

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>>86904745
also the only good think about portuguese fiction is the actresses

mais bunda amiginhos

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ivhIfmtevc

Is this kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8qxldROZTE

K I N O

Postem mais tugafus

kino music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIYHQTrCNI

>>86918022
sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TMpRSM1094

>>86918022
>>86918072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP6orw0M-bY

Actual kino music

>>86918185
não

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqKTFMEbeRw

>>86918267
u wot m8

I always hear my mother on the telephone say chip asim, what the fuck does that mean

>>86918022
O conguito e o miguel paraiso andaram na mesma secundaria que eu, cheguei a falar com eles umas vezes...e uma vez o meu sobrinho mandou um biqueiro na Lili Caneças no Cascais Shopping. Fodasse o mundo é pequeno...

>>86918311
context?

no idea what you mean

>>86918364
before telling something she says chip asim, not actually chip but it sounds like that and my brazilian is not that good

>>86918364
>>86918417
I think it's "Tipo assim", translates to "Like that"

>ctrl+f cork
>0 results
this isn't portuguese at all

>>86918417
im going to assume it's "tipo assim", sounds like txipoo'assin

it's kind of their version of "like" as a filler word

>>86918331
fodi a namorada do nurb, conta?

quero ser fodido por uma trava brasileira pauzuda

>>86918331
Correcção. *Portugal é pequeno.

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>>86918573
You fucking degenerate

>>86918648
>não gosta de pila feminina
deves ser gay

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come over here anon

>>86918547
De certa maneira. Vi o Tarantini no Urban e joguei no mesmo clube no qual o Danilo Pereira começou. Tambem conheci o Nuno Delgado, medalha de bronze nos Olimpicos quando fazia judo. Tinha uns amigos burgoise e fui ao (((condominio privado))) deles e era só atores de segunda das telenovelas da tvi. E um dos amigos deles era o puto do inspector max. Caralho...somos mesmo 10milhoes? Isto é uma conspiração. Contem historias dos vossos encontros com famosos ou semi-famosos meus anões.

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Longest alliance in history, to this day!

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who /leiria/ aqui?

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Portuguese Royal Family Marriage

>>86918721
This picture gives me an urge to snuggle.

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>>86918740
riiight

>>86918573
Senta aqui, viadinho, mas usa calcinha feito uma menina.

>>86918943
só gosto de trans passáveis, deves ser um negão nojento

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>>86918990
Maricona

>>86918722
Conheci o Roberto Leal. Muito simpático.

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>>86919015
no

>>86918547
Cartaxo

why is every funk song just sentar na piroca for 3minutes?

>>86919019
aqui>>86919191

>>86919218
Low IQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EFwSUb0wj8

opiniões?

>>86904745
Who madeira/funchal here?

Who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtAYp3MJl0U

>>86918311
It's just like when teenagers keep saying
"Hey Stacy, Johnny was LIKE, very cool, his car was very, LIKE, beautiful."

Chance the "LIKE" for "tipo assim".

It's a very annoying thing.

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>>86919151

>>86908810
Nobody gives a fuck about galician and how they write it, don't make shit up.

t. spaniard with galician friends

orgulho portugues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXptg-rvqxI&t=1s

>>86919506
oops, a typo
*Change the "LIKE" for "tipo assim"

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>>86919590
I would do him

>>86919722
you're a fag, literally

>>86919753
I know.

>>86919590
>>86919722
Esse português viadinho gosta de BBC (BIG BRAZILIAN COCK)

>>86919590
>>86919722
Bicho nojento, português é uma raça feia e afeminada mesmo.

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>>86919777
so you might aswell go for actual men rather than a quasi-tranny

>>86919924
>>86919855
> País com mais shemale por metro quadrado
> Chamar Português raça mestre de raça feia e afeminada.

Descobrir Brasil foi um erro

>>86919929
I am not a bottom, I like efeminized guys

>>86919924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzmkuk12Lsg

>>86919960
>efeminized
bom inglês sócio

The faggotry ruined a thread with Brazil and Portugal.

Not surprising.

t. brazilian

>>86920007
only missing one F...

>>86920042
effeminate*

only missing an F...*

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>>86919960
Ora, mas vocês que estão doidos por um pau-brazil.

lembrete que o 2girls1cup foi made in brazil

>>86920443
Vai me falar que não é chegado em um scatzinho maroto, anão?

>>86920619
mata-te

>>86920657
Só se for engasgando com um grande tolete mameluco entalado na minha glote.

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>>86920619
>>86920657
>>86920933
O Brasil já nasceu morto.