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First time the four great powers of the Quadrant team up, and all they get for it is a bullshit excuse for why everyone is humanoid

Discuss: "Fun episode, terrible conclusion" can be used to describe at least 50% of all Star Trek.

>>86903091
I thought it was pretty cool

>>86903091
I guess they needed to have an episode that explained why everyone just looks like humans but with funny foreheads. if they hadn't, there'd be more autistic sperging about it (there still is ofc, but less)
also that pic just reminded me I want a cardie gf

>>86903091
I always wondered how all those humanoids on the other side of the galaxy were supposed to find that out.

>>86903091
>Cardassian
>great power

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>>86903199
I never forgot

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>>86903091
>this kills the Tholian

>>86903315
the scene that confirmed Miles is a gay and Keiko is just his beard. how do you turn down a fertile spoonette who wants your dick and babies?

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>>86903199
>I guess they needed to have an episode that explained why everyone just looks like humans but with funny foreheads.

It's called convergent evolution. Any civilization is going to need similar humanoid features. First, they need a large cranial capacity which is basically only achievable if you stand upright, since it's easier for the body to cool the brain. Secondly, they'll need hands to use and create tools. They'll also need binocular vision and complex language. These beings will most likely all be carbon based lifeforms. All in all, any species that could create complex civilizations would probably look remarkably similar since they all share the same niche.

>>86903091
the federation cheated it early by successfully racemixing much more than usual.

>>86903402
Thank you data

>>86903402
I agree, but you're always gonna have that one guy who really just wants those 1950s era sci-fi art aliens who just looked like huge plobs (but somehow still lived in houses similar to our own) and wonders why Star Trek doesn't have them (or at least, a lot of them).

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYMfwBGveMg&index=2&list=PLKA_WqdzIF5XlKBO60F4YBW20qElfoQ6y

>>86903379
>killed his friend of 20 years over a piece of bread he was going to share anyway

Miles a shit and he deserved Keiko

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>>86903047
>Allegedly the character of Data (Brent Spiner) was inspired by many sources. Roddenberry is said to have felt that Spiner's initial portrayal of the character was too human-like, leaving many viewers confused as to Data's exact nature. One of the suggestions put forward by the writing staff would be for Data to make a short "bleep bloop" noise whenever he confirmed an action or produced a computation. Spiner, however, tended to notably vocalize the sound effect much to the annoyance of other cast members. In addition he would make whirring sound effects when moving or just before responding to a question. Eventually it was decided that limiting Data's vocabulary by avoiding the use of contractions was the best way forward. Spiner's original interpretation of the character would become the basis of his performance as the character Lore.

>>86903091
So was it intentional that they used the same actress for the main Founder and also gave them a similar backstory (changelings were once solid and are big on genetic engineering)?

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>trekkers

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>>86903925
>One of the suggestions put forward by the writing staff would be for Data to make a short "bleep bloop" noise whenever he confirmed an action or produced a computation.

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>>86903091
>tfw she was a changeling all along

>>86904037
>ywn have faith

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>>86904037
>tfw In a Mirror Darkly makes you wish all of enterprise had been following the mirror universe crew so the show would at least have a good intro for the majority of the episodes

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>that feel when the people you thought were your friends decide they liked their old friends better and gang up to murder you just to bring them back

>>86904510
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, OR THE ONE

>>86904568
Isn't that a good casus belli, like the Cardassians occupying Bajor. They did literally nothing wrong.

>>86904661
Not being an ancient Roman, I don't read Latin

Try again

>>86904510
Probably because everyone in that situation would like the captain to bring them back too.
The only one against it was the faggot doctor

>>86904841
No pulse, no opinion

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>>86903707
That's hot

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>>86904841
So it's democratic murder.

>>86904910
Two is more than one

How can it be murder when there's a net gain of 100% on the number of people on the ship?

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>>86904976
If you kill somebody and then rape his daughter pregnant does that mean you are breaking even in the murder margins?

>>86905088
I have one kid and have killed one person, and yeah I consider my net impact on the planetary population to be neutral

So I guess

>>86904910
it's not murder because Tuxiv was a thing

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>>86904204
>ywn have strength of the soul
>ywn reach any star

>>86904661
cardis were just assdevastated the bajorans were better at space-faring with a frigging space-sail

>>86905121
So what's the thesis here? It's not murder as long as you've produced 1 person for each person you kill?

>>86905160
>be trip
>die and overly unnecessary death
>nobody cares
LOL

>>86904510
>horrible abomination whom's creation killed two people
>supposed to feel sorry for it when the crew wants to get their friends back

>>86905332
That episode isn't canon

>>86905407
he did nothing wrong

>>86905457
Neither did Tuvok and Neelix

>>86905457
Did he have the expertise and skills of both Tuvok and Neelix?
No?

TOO BAD,
SO SAD.

>>86905457
two people died so it could exist

>>86905509
He did actually, and their memories

But still, he life was never his own. Eventually, he had to give it back.

>>86905121
not really
newer people require more resources

>>86903925
I wana call bullshit on this but spiner is also known for being intentionally annoying so I'm on the fence

>>86905457
He refused to give back his life.
He showed that in a critical situation he would look after his life over the rest of the crew.

>>86904510
sorry, tuvix, you just looked too creepy

>>86905616
is lacking of willingness to self-sacrifice punishable by death in Starfleet?

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>>86905613

>>86905682
>I AM CORNHOLIO

>>86905669
yes

>>86905533
yeah but that's like punishing somebody for being a rape baby

>>86905669
Starfleet officers are trained to never risk, or even possibly risk the lives of innocents to save their own. This is something Sisko explicitely says to Worf in that episode where he's on trial for blowing up a Klingon transport ship

Neelix was an innocent. If Tuvix really had all of Tuvok in him, he'd know his duty was to give back the two lives he'd stolen in order to be born.

Tuvix was a pretender and no matter how charming he was, he was NOT a Starfleet officer. His death was necessary, proportionate and in-keeping with Starfleet ethics

>>86905780
Tuvix wasn't a Starfleet officer. He was a sentient being who Janeway had killed in order to bring back two of her crew. That's literally all there is to it.

>>86905847
Allowing him to live ended Tuvok and Neelix's lives

Did they not deserve life?

>>86904037
>>86904275
Yeah, using that song instead of the orchestral fun from TOS/TNG was a huge mistake

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>>86905877
Second version was great, fuck you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urYH6xEyXw0#t=9s

>>86905669
Remember the episode where Troi takes the exam to become a commander. What would have happened if Geordi refused the obvious suicide order

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>>86905876
Why is this part always so readily brushed aside in this endless debate ?

arguing about Tuvix is pretty lame

>>86905847
yup, justified.
two crewmen is better than one.

>>86905921
Troi had already passed the physical exam where you have to choke Geordi to death with your bare hands

>>86905919
t. reptile Xindi

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfbsZRbwbJ4#t=11s

desu the Mirror Universe seems pretty great

>>86905876
Their lives had already ended. They were dead.

>>86905957
t. Janeway

>>86905921
she would have gone to the next engineer and asked them to do it. the point was that Troi had to be willing to order someone to their death in order to save the ship if needed

>>86906023
But they were brought back.

How can they be dead if they're alive?

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>>86906004
It is pretty great

>>86906053
>go to Barclay and ask him to do it
L M A O

>>86906004
Long Live the Empire!

>>86906069
>>86906004
End this meme. The MU is shit, the only good thing to come out of it was Kira in a leather catsuit

>>86906004
Is ENT mirror fun at all? Im not there yet

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>>86906106
And the fanfics

>>86906092
>Barclay says no
>Troi uses her counsellor training to bully him into suicide by engineering

>>86906136
Mirror two-parter are the best ENT episodes all together

>>86906141
why would all the characters be born when the history is so completely different?

>>86906064
They were revived. Murdering people to bring others back to life is classically considered morally wrong, as addressed in the Aesop fable The Hand and the Bumberries.

>>86906175
Because muh prophets

>>86906175
Because the setting is retarded and makes no sense. Or maybe it's a parasite dimension that can only exist reflecting ours. But it's still shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGcAbI-4_io

What the fuck

Sisko is a crazy ass motherfucker

>>86906259
>Picard fought The Borg. After they were done ruining his life, he sat in his office and drank tea. Then Sisko fought The Borg. After they were done ruining his life, he went and built a bunch of guns strapped to an engine and called it a warship. They only called it The Defiant because Benjamin Sisko's Motherfucking Pimp Hand wouldn't fit on the side.
kek'd

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Coincidence or causality?

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>>86905963

>>86906312
>he went and built a bunch of guns strapped to an engine and called it a warship

The Defiant was a Tactical Escort vessel anon

The Federation has no warships

>>86906217
>murdering a killer to revive two innocents is wrong
>but killing two innocents to save the life of an abomination is fine

>>86906346
#TLM

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>>86906370
Actually you'd be killing two abominations to save the life of one innocent

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>>86906159
Awesome

>>86906312
why are Sisko fanboys so cringe?

>>86906259
>>86906312
cringe

>>86906430
Sisko did nothing wrong

>>86906370
he's not a killer, he's an accident

>>86906460
except for that time he carpet bombed a planet bc his feelings got hurt

>Starfleet is focused on """science and exploration"""

>all ships are armed with photon torpedoes and military-grade shields

lmao

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>that final scene where she realizes how wet personally murdering Tuvix made her

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Why is Jeffrey Combs so based?

>>86906588
nice

>>86906565
troll.

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>>86906588
nice dubs

>>86906588
Why do redditors love him so much?

>>86906667
>Brunt
>Weyoun
>Shran

Yeah, wonder why.

>>86903379
Giving the cardie sassenach your precious potato seed!? Never!

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>tfw no more good star trek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYHGqFS18E

Galaxy Class ships are supposed to remove the saucer section before going into battle

The hell are these niggas doing?

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>>86906413
LOL, this is unironically one of the funniest trek scenes.
>Tuvoks face and Neelix's stumble

>>86903379
Miles lives to murder Cardie children, not create them

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>>86903260
Fucken this

>>86906711
>all meme characters
oh so that explains it

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>Computer, generate two 50-piece chicken McNugget meals from the 20th century earth fast food restaurant McDonald's
>Include 20 hot mustard sauces
>Also include a garbage bag of those little apple pies
>Fried, not baked
>I mean a full-size bag, not bathroom-sized, computer
>And a medium Coke Zero
>Oh, and computer? Disengage safety protocols, authorization Riker-alpha-235.

>>86903951
Only oldfag fans, like bitching about TNG before it aired oldfags, call themselves Trekkers anymore

>>86906498
>killing maquis
>every wrong

>>86906931
I vaguely remember there being some insistence that it be changed to trekkers ages ago.....for some reason "trekkie" became disparaging, I don't know why.

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>>86904874
>Commander Riker uses the holodeck for everything, from his darkest fantasies to the most ridiculously mundane task. One day he'll be oil wrestling with kangaroos on top of a giant mattress or making love to a duplicate of himself with huge breasts. The next day he'll show up in his bathrobe and use the holodeck to shower and shave himself. What makes me hate him is that Riker pays no attention to the rules about bodily fluids. He will use the holodeck just to go to the bathroom. He'll have a floating toilet made out of clouds and he'll lay the biggest and smelliest deuce I've seen this side of the neutral zone. Then he'll just walk right out like he's allowed to do that.
>Commander Riker once used Captain Picard's mouth as a toilet during one of his bathroom visits to the holodeck!

>>86907039
Some Canadian police force publically announced that 99% of their sex offenders were Trekkies

Trekkies grew concerned

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>>86907071
Seriously?

>>86907039
If you watch Trekkies they make a point of showing that old fans prefer Trekkers and new fans prefer Trekkies and they were all up in arms about it.
I think the documentary probably sealed it.

>>86907051
>When I got this particular call Riker had been at the tail end of one of his binge periods. His weight had skyrocketed up around 300 and he was trying to use the holodeck as a weight loss routine. Basically, he'd come in and gorge himself on everything he could think of. The man ate like a goat. He'd start with pies and cakes, work his way through a half dozen pizzas and tens of bottles of beer, then he'd finish by chewing up old belts and piles of weeds. When he was distended to the point of bursting he'd waddle out and the food would just *poof* disappear from his stomach. This time things didn't go so well.
>I get there and Riker is rolling around groaning, foaming at the mouth, with a belly that looks like someone jammed a boulder inside. Turns out he'd been having mini-strokes all week during his binges and this one was a bit bigger than the others. He'd soiled himself, of course. He was naked, of course. And, of course, I had to start cleaning him up while a team from sickbay hurried down to the holodeck.

>>86907071
>>86907093
I haven't to these threads in about a year but I remember a time when even here pedos were sharing their favorite underage-fu's.
Star Trek had a tradition of including children in the fun, and pedophiles really latched onto the prevalence of child actors in sometimes relatively exotic costumes and make up.
Then you get shit like Kes who is 7 but a grown woman and it gets worse, and weirder.

>>86907093
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-trek_b_5857.html

http://articles.latimes.com/2005/apr/27/world/fg-photo27

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On one wall is a "Star Trek" poster with investigators' faces substituted for the Starship Enterprise crew. But even that alludes to a dark fact of their work: All but one of the offenders they have arrested in the last four years was a hard-core Trekkie.

Det. Constable Warren Bulmer slips on a Klingon sash and shield they confiscated in a recent raid. "It has something to do with a fantasy world where mutants and monsters have power and where the usual rules don't apply," Bulmer reflects. "But beyond that, I can't really explain it."

>>86907204
Of course there were pedos in these threads, it's fucking /tv/

This guy did nothing wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbsbljU6wCM

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>>86907209
In fact, Star Trek paraphernalia has so routinely been found at the homes of the pedophiles they’ve arrested that it has become a gruesome joke in the squad room. (On the wall, there is a Star Trek poster with the detectives’ faces replacing those of the crew members)

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>>86907204
Pedophiles are generally isolated weirdos

Sci-Fi fans are generally isolated weirdos

The overlap is largely incidental

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>>86907380
>The overlap is largely incidental
>99/100

>>86907585
>That episode where Picard gives a long speech arguing for free non-age restricted love in the Federation
>That running subplot about Quark gradually getting more and more involved in a cross-species child sex trafficking ring

huh, it's making a bit more sense now

>>86904002
>3 days at warp 9, Captain. BLEEP BLOOP

>>86907585
>>86907380
>incidental
Nah m8. The statistics indicate 9 in 10 Trekkies is a pedophile.
Really polarizes the hull plating.
I really hope that nowadays this isn't the case. To be honest, I think most young pedos these days would be into anime and shit, not Star Trek.

>>86907679
>That episode where Picard gives a long speech arguing for free non-age restricted love in the Federation
>That running subplot about Quark gradually getting more and more involved in a cross-species child sex trafficking ring

I don't remember either of these things anon, and frankly I doubt the veracity of your post

that fanfic where O'Brien has sex with child Keiko who convinces him to have sex with Molly
someone wrote this

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nothing wrong.

>>86907764
adult Molly?

>>86907711
Im old 40+ and do remember 80's era adult geeks as being legit weirdo's. Trek/Sci-fi stuff really really has gotten mainstream over the years

>>86907825
Chief Editor Odo really didn't do anything wrong. What should he have done? Get himself fired?

>>86907848
no anon
she's like under the age of 4 in it

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>>86907825

>>86907879
Who is the Richard Stallman of Star Trek?

>>86907825
also i need to add non-humanoid entities like the crystalline entity and the sorts, even though black tar monster is on there already

>>86907948
CE did a lot wrong

>>86907910
She should have played it cool in Voyager, would of been a neat angle letting the audience in on it but not the crew.

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>>86907209
>mfw there's probably a few pedos in this thread right now.

>>86907960
like what?

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>>86903402
>they'll need hands to use and create tools.

That isn't even true on our own planet. You just need some form of appendage that can manipulate objects. Octopuses (yes, that's the plural of octopus, consult your dictionary) have been observed solving puzzles, using tools, manipulating closed containers, and some intrepid octopuses have even escaped from locked tanks. Also the octopus can survive for short periods of time outside of water despite lacking a skeleton or exoskeleton since their muscle mass is so dense it can withstand the force of gravity pulling down on it. If you took an octopus and gave it forward facing eyes, a complex social structure, and system of communication, you'd have a species capable of starting its own civilization. And it wouldn't be humanoid.

>>86907948
you know who else would fit? Admiral Satie, from The Drumhead. Also cops Dukat and Weyoun. They did nothing wrong.

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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN

>>86908013
yes great additions

>>86907989
Trusting Lore

That guy was as trustworthy as your average Trekkie applying for a job at a middle school

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>>86908083
Lore did nothing wrong either

>>86908120
You remember him killing his dad and stealing Data's emotions right?

Starfleet's handling of away missions is dangerous incompetent.

>>86908150
he just wanted to feel

>>86907825
Do you honestly, in your heart of hearts think that Gowron and Gul Darheel did nothing wrong

>>86908166
On this mission we'll send the First Officer, the science officer, the chief medical officer, and one security officer.

>>86908150
>killed a deranged loony
>saved Data from the bullshit that is feeling emotions
Literally nothing wrong

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>>86908166
They are so consistently reckless in a wildly hostile universe

>>86908188
>tfw you are incapable of feelings

>>86908227
>Gul Darheel
absolutely nothing wrong in killing Bajorans.

>>86908188
He already had feels. He didn't need more.

>>86908166
It's a good way to keep social mobility and ensuring that only the most skilled survive

>>86908227
yes

>>86908332
Gowron created the House of Quark

>>86908302
Dying like a bitch is however

>>86908327
>Riker assigns Ensign Jones to the next away mission for taking the last danish

>>86908387
>Make sure his uniform's extra bright, I really want it to stand out

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>>86907825
All those fucking spoonheads getting a pass on this list all the time. 800,000,000 wasn't enough, loathsome treacherous creatures.

>>86908371
He didn't die like a bitch, he went out with full honours and got a state funeral. You're thinking of Marritza, who got a small knife wound to the back and died in like a second.

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>and da Prophets said unto thee FUCK DA CARDIES and FUCK DA GERRIES i'll fuckin kill Data for introducing me to dat chink cunt gimme a pint ah Guinness

>>86908507
is this O'Brien or Maxwell posting?

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>>86908387

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Reminder that Uhura is the best looking girl in the entire series.

>>86906588
based Dubsminion

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>>86908608
you're lying, but I'm not sure why

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>>86906885

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>>86908608
Why would you post a wrong opinion like that?

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>>86908711
saggy ho is saggy and a ho

>>86908711
>the "I am actually a faggot so I like women that look like man" starter pack

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>>86908674
>>86908781

>>86908011
still aquatic. which means they can't use fire or electricity. which stunts their tech trees. they can't cook food which means they have to spend more time eating more food. since cooking acts like a second stomach and gives humans access to more of the calories and nutrition in food.

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>>86908866
>cooking acts like a second stomach and gives humans access to more of the calories and nutrition in food

>>86908866
how do you explain the xindi aquatics?

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>>86908608
Trek needs more bimbos

>>86907825
Sloan and Garak won the war against the Dominion.

>>86908898
What is the name of this porn parody

>>86908898
Why did they try to be more realistic in ENT but still ended up with those terrible plastic guns

>>86908789
what kind of land of femboys do you live in m8

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is this kino?

>>86908895
they evolved on a planet with other intelligent races. so they could have got water adapted technology from the humanoids or aboreals.

earth whales and dolphins are intelligent, have language, and complex social structures. dolphins can be trained to use tools. In fact several navies use dolphins to find sea mines and to serve as security.

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>>86909028
That is a flick

THIS is kino

>>86908711
what purpose do their noses look like that? ar they like gills on their nose?

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>>86909082
There were dolphins aboard the USS Enterprise-D. Geordi La Forge showed some of them to Par Lenor in 2368. (TNG: "The Perfect Mate")

The Star Trek: The Next Generation Technical Manual indicates that the dolphins were part of the ship's complement, serving as navigational specialists. This would indicate that they are, in fact, a sentient species. They likely operated out of Cetacean Ops.

>>86908948
Thailand

>>86908881
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112334465

>>86907209
I bet they had bread and butter, too.

>>86909133
>Indirectly, Michelle Forbes was Michael Westmore's inspiration for the Bajoran design and makeup. After her being hired for the part of Ro Laren in TNG, Rick Berman told Westmore, "We've hired a pretty girl and I want to keep her that way. Think of something that we can take and make her look a little alien, and still get the idea she's from another planet, but she's still gorgeous." (Michael Westmore's Aliens: Season One, DS9 Season 1 DVD special features)

Bajoran's nose thing is literally because Ro was hot and they wanted to show her off

>>86909028
>emotional sacrifice
>actually I am not actually dead! ah ah
IT'S SHLOCK

>>86909093
God.. this cheap, heartless shadow of the original scene. What a waste.

>>86908288
I bet she got a taste of the People's Strudel.

>>86909245
>Zachary Quinto yelling KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
The most embarrassing thing Trek has done. Not even Profit and Lace is this bad.

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>>86909245
downright mean to post it frankly

>>86908937
ENT's mirrorverse eps

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Trek Pedo's BTFO
Best couple

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>>86909389
klingon torres best torres

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>>86909414

>>86903807
Which friend?

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>>86909796

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She never thought that Kirk may have a thing for Vulcan women?

>Kirk wins because Spock can't bring himself to kill a friend.
>Kirk chooses to keep T'Pring for himself
>Fucks her raw all the way back to Earth
>Dumps her in Iowa
>Only returns to Earth to deal with her Pon Farr and wild Vulcan sex capades ensue.
>Kirk gets old and dies
>She has Stonn.

>>86909218
At least they waited until the end of the next movie to bring him back.

>>86908288
>>86909250
Do you think 7 of 9 69'd and got to smell what he was cooking?

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>>86908608
In her own series, maybe.

>>86909293
Zachary Quinto's Spock is the most embarrassing thing Trek has done.

>>86910014
Kirk fucked any and every woman, only because he couldn't fuck The Enterprise.

Khan did nothing wrong btw

>>86910577
except let Kirk win.

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>>86906819
>You'll never get to see Federation Marine Boot Camp
>You'll never see Drill Instructor not-Shran PT The fuck out of the Pink Skins and Green Bloods
>He'll never tell a not-worf Klingon that he diden't know that Qo'noS stacked shit that high
>He will never slap a Betazoid when asking them if they believe in what the Federations stands for, then slapping them for reading his mind (regardless of if they did so or not)
>You'll never see a cadre of recruits from different species being marched around the Squad Bay making them grab their reproductive organs and sing "This is my Rifle This is my Gun"

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>>86910699
would watch

>>86910699
>>86910848

>SO You're the Cardy who think's he can join my fucking corps?
>>SIR YES SIR
>From now on you're Private Spoon-Head, do you like that name?
>>SIR YES SIR
>You got a mate Pirvate Spoon-Head?
>>SIR YES SIR
>GUESS AGAIN PRIVATE SPOON-HEAD, THERE'S A BAJORIAN JODY OUT THERE BANGING HER RIGHT NOW, GIVE ME 60 FOR EACH TIME HE FUCKS HER THIS MONTH! DOWN ON YOUR FACE!

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>>86911036

2367 - Cardassia still occupies Bajor. LT O'Brien enters Cardassian space.

2369 - Bajor is free. An Ensign O'Brien is stationed on what was formerly Terok Nor. Later O'brien would become a Crewman 1st class.

what did O'Brien do to that caused the cardassians to leave Bajor and get him self demoted? what did he do later that caused him to lose his commission?

>One of the Federation's stated goals is to 'Seek out New Life and New Civilizations'
>Our Stated goal is to Seek out New Life and New Civilizations, then KILL THEM. If you think I we're being too harsh, I have two fucking words for you: The Dominion

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>>86910699
>ywn see a Pakled recruit go crazy and shoot the Andorian drill sergeant and himself with a particle rifle, full setting. Why even live?

>>86911603
>What is this Jean-Luc Picard shit?! What in the name of Shran are you animals doing in my head?!
>Why is Private Retard out of his bunk after lights out?!
>Why is Private Retard holding that weapon?! >Why aren't you stomping Private Retard's guts out Private Pink-Skin?!

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Which one will be better?

>>86911831
Trick question - they'll both be shite

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>>86911575
>all weekend passes are revoked!

>>86911858
but Fox will shove money at anything MacFarlane does for years.

>>86911886
>He dose this because Androians have no concept of weekend passes

>>86911928
Is the Robot the talking Baby of the show? Is the Goo Guy the Talking dog of the show?

>>86911831
Orville will be like Galaxy Quest but actually funny

>>86911831
Fox already re branding The Orville away from,

"The creator of family guy" to "Creator Seth MacFarlane"

Looks like Fox is wants to take on TS:D

>>86911928
Not The Cleveland Show.

>>86912020
which ran for 4 years.

>>86912234
Fuck me, it lasted that long? I thought it got canned after 1 year.

>>86912313
and they cancelled KOTH for it.

>>86905498
Tuvok and Neelik foolishly transported with magic plants, their deaths were their own fault.

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>>86912436
and sometimes you teleport through ionizing radiation. which causes you to be beamed up and to not be beamed up.

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Now the question is, should I remove him from the box?

>>86912848
Wait ten years and sell it. You'll get a tonne of cash. Trekkies look constantly for shit like that.

>>86912848
Why does such a thing exist

/toy/fags are weird

>>86912627
do they kiss?

>>86913186
they do more than that if you know what I mean

>>86911831
Discovery is getting an MA rating, so it's probably gonna be Edge Trek.

>>86913257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1qWcReF3N4

>>86913483
so it's DS9 all over again

>>86913627
Only you need to check your privilege

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>>86906004
Just give me a TV/film scifi with humanity conquering the galaxy from dirt xenos please.
Maybe a Warhammer 40k one would be nice.

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>>86914250

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>>86914431

>>86914250
>>86914431
>>86914585
once you little virgins get a tv show/movie you can post on /tv/, until then: FUCK OFF

>>86914992
Ultramarines movie exists

>>86914992
40kfags are sad, but they did get a 'movie' it just sucked

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>>86911575
>dominion was supposed to be like the Evil Federation of the Gamma Quadrant
>you pretty much only see Jem Ha'dar with the occassional Vorta and Changeling

>>86915394
That's cause everyone else in their 'federation' were subjigated peons similar to the romulan empire, they do meet other races in the dominion its how they hear about them in the first place

>>86908011
Don't remember octopussies making tools or forging metal.

Why is Star Trek the only sci-fi franchise that has the ability to attract decent posts on this site? There is not a single other one I can think of that's not full of trolls/morons who don't understand it and just shitpost about it constantly.

>>86915948
your not looking hard enough, everything has their trolls trek is just a bit better at BTFO of them, usually

>>86915948
Because there's a lot of good Star Trek to talk about.

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>>86915948
Because DS9 made Star Trek great.

>>86915948
Because star trek optimist vision doesn't appeal to normal people that want violence, sex and bad stuff like in Games of Thrones

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>>86903807
>Implying Miles is responsible for the fake memories aliens put into his brain
4/10 or stupidest person who ever watched DS9, only you will know which for sure.

>>86915948
minimal waifu worship

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>>86916404
Yes, minimal. Make no mistake though. It's very real.

>>86905304
Bajorans a shit, the only reason their ship went anywhere beyond a few miles away from Bajor is a spatial anomaly, they would have starved or suffocated before they got to the next planet out if not for that.

>>86915948
Trek has an endless supply of memes but you gotta put in work to mine them. Maybe this helps to ward off the quick meme-fix crowd that dominates this board now.

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I want to be Archer. He's my hero.

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>>86916994
Early 2000's was right around the time when most actor's starting gettin kinda fit...Frakes lucked out

>>86905751
Janeway aborted Tuvix like a rape baby, it wasn't her fault that he was born so premature.

>>86913186
Tag team Troi and create the Eiffel Tower.

>>86905457
Maybe not, but the other actors had better contracts.

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>>86917140
Frakes would have been out of luck.

>>86906004
I never particularly enjoyed the mirror universe stuff, but Mirror Picard would definitely have changed my mint about it, Kirk and Sisko were already too hard-ass to make me feel like their mirrors were different enough to justify it being another universe.

>>86903047
Reminder that there was a 4 year wait between the 2009 movie and Into Darkness (thus killing any goodwill and momentum for the JJ movies) because Bob Orci and Damon Lindelof were arguing over whether to use Khan or not.
Thank god they're not involved in the franchise anymore.

>>86918757
All the JJTrek entries are dogshit though.

>>86912929
the playmates figures are kinda worthless though

>>86918781
yeah, but to waste them that bad though

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>>86918757
>thank god their not involved in the franchise anymore

Why does it matter?
Judging by the look of the new series it's gone to shit anyway.

>>86918848
Yep. Discovery will be gloom and doom Niggon war no fun allowed Trek.
Even DS9 had fun, goofy episodes between the dark 'n' edgy.

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>>86918970
That's why I'm watching this.

>>86919221
That will be even worse.

Maybe not for you, if you're a fan of shit normie comedy. You probably enjoy The Big Bang Theory too.

>>86919359
MacFarlane already said that the trailer makes it look more like a comedy than it actually is. It's apparently not going to be Galaxy Quest.

>>86919414
If you're going to judge STD by a shitty trailer then I'm going to judge Orville by a shitty trailer. Of the two trailers, Orville looks the shittiest.

>>86919468
>Sometimes down............. is up. *smacks lips*

>>86919468
I'm withholding judgment about DSC, but even the writers and people involved said it's going to be dark and serious whereas MacFarlane said he wants to make hopeful sci-fi like the original TOS.

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>>86915948
Stargate has good threads too

>>86919540
>Woah-oh! Oh no, the only available XO in the entire galaxy is his ex-wife! What wacky hijinks will they get up to this time???

>>86919613
>You are mad

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>>86903377
GAS THE NON-HUMANOIDS SPACE WAR NOW

>>86919556
Daily reminder that only marketers call it DSC, it's a Startrekually Transmitted Disease (STD).

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>>86919613
>Oh no, the only available doctor available in Starfleet is his best friend's widow! What wacky hijinks will they get up to this time???

>Oh no, the only available counselor available in Starfleet is his ex-girlfriend imzadi! What wacky hijinks will they get up to this time???

>>86919768
you should have said "No, I am Mudd"

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>>86919723
Square up asshole

>>86919702
>>86919781
Sorry about the other post, I forgot that this was a line from the trailer.

>>86917392
Frakes had already moved on to a lucrative directing career. If he had still been pursuing roles, he would have kept more fit.

>>86919771
The other series don't have ST in their name like that tho?

TOS
TNG
DS9
VOY
ENT

sounds like you are just trying to give it a negative name to be quite honest with you family

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>>86919799
Frakes doesn't have what it takes

>>86905332
>prime universe
>canon

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>>86919825
forgot pic

>>86919775
>Ha ha they're a quipping comedy duo! He starts one quip and she finishes with another! They're fighting the banana menace! Nobody needs to be afraid of bananas anymore! Ha ha!

>>86919812
The name comes from what fans call it, it's established as STD and you're trying to shift away from that because it has negative connotations and you're a marketer.

>>86919852
>You are mad

>>86919878
I'm not even going to watch it. I'm just saying DSC makes more sense, looking at the prior shows.

>>86919891
>Ha ha they're talking about pee pee and pee pee is funny because it's in the bathroom ha ha!

>>86919912
Even if STD becomes my favorite Trek, I'm never going to stop calling it STD.

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>>86903925
>One of the suggestions put forward by the writing staff would be for Data to make a short "bleep bloop" noise whenever he confirmed an action or produced a computation.

Please tell me that's just some 4chan shit, because that's literally retarded.

>>86919950
I did always wonder why TOS was called that rather than just ST. I mean if what you're saying is true that the fans name it they're not going to name it TOS since it was the only Trek at the time. The others all make sense except that one.

>>86919975
how were people supposed to understand he was a machine

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Maxwell's tactical officer at the time, Miles O'Brien, would later remark that Maxwell appeared to take the loss of his family remarkably well, not missing a single minute of duty. He was fond of a certain song, "The Minstrel Boy," sung by one of his crew, Will Kayden

>>86906916
I'd like this meme more if you would have worked in the McRib. I give it a 7.2/10

>>86920000
Because ST is used to refer to the franchise overall. Therefore, you have to give it a subtitle to distinguish it from the overall franchise.

>>86907986
>pedos
> on 4chan/tv/
>where 12 times a day there's some wierd bait thread involving underage girls


Naaaa, I'm sure none of them ever look at this thread.

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>>86908898
and that was how I knew Enterprise was shit from the get go. 7 of Boobs was a desperate attempt to get more eyes on a dying show. When you start as you mean to continue...

But Voyager was still the shittier show, because it's responsible for Obama

>>86911831
hasn't all of Seth's live actions stuff been objectively Terrible, or are Trekkies Ted fans?

>>86920000
>I did always wonder why TOS was called that rather than just ST
Because ST applies to all the entries (at the time just TOS, TAS and TNG), and using the full name takes too long on pay-per-minute dial-up which we used to discuss them at the time, maybe you aren't a marketer, but it's STD, and if you don't want to be addressed as such then deal with it.

>>86920308
>and that was how I knew Enterprise was shit from the get go
From the third to last episode of the series? Whoa

>>86920308
>and that was how I knew Enterprise was shit from the get go

That was on the tail end of the last season, anon

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>TFW no Kzinti war on Enterprise

It's just no fair

The ship they had ready for it was great, and it even was a homage to the Star Fleet Universe

>>86920425
>if you don't want to be addressed as such then deal with it.

I've only really seen it referred as STD here. I feel somehow I'll manage to deal with what you call DSC just fine.

>>86920308
>7 of 80085

>>86920452
>a fucking lobster

>>86920503
Maybe you are a marketer then, google knows STD means Star Trek Discovery.

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>>86910699
Shut up and take my money.

>>86920559
Front page of google only shows about Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

DSC shows a lot of stuff none of which is Trek related.

And I don't really care if you think I'm a marketer or not.

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>>86920560
>Hey Green-Blood, are you the Ice Worm who's father served in the Dominion War?
>>SIR YES SIR
>OUTSTANDING! Did he have the reproductive organs to die in it?
>>SIR NO SIR
>Too Fucking Bad, did he ever talk about it?
>>ONLY ONCE SIR
>Good! Then he wasn't lying!