they're rebooting johnny bravo...

>>86893627
>the show is being """retooled""" for modern audiences

What could fucking go wrong. Can't wait to be lectured about consent.

This is probably fake. Theres only like 2 results that pop up after looking up "Johnny Bravo Reboot" both of which are over a year old and not very reliable sources.

How would you reboot that show? The sexim cries would reach the heavens.

>>86893710
well considering johnny by today's standards is creepy and by today's feminist standars is a literal rapist i'd say they pretty much have to
let it rest imo

>johnny picks up woman
>woman cries "RAPE"
>johnny goes to jail

the end

>>86893710
johnny is a transgender now, get over it, it's 2017.

black johnny bravo getting all the white girls when

Get ready for Chadkino

>>86893765
It's blatant /pol/ bait
Funny how the people who scream FAKE NEWS literally make up stories and fall for them every time

>>86893765

Make him black and keep his mother white.

>>86893792
he was always creepy. He's frat rape chad in a magical comedy land where women don't care about looks at all.

>>86893806
>picking up women

SOUNDS SEXIST TO ME. I think Johnny should be a BLM supporter and the series should follow his troubles in an interracial relationship in TRUMPS (tm) AMERICA.

>>86893710
hes going to be a turbo faggot

>>86893806
>>86893814
>>86893983
Ask me how I know you guys get all your information from the internet.

>>86894035
fuck off white boi your time is over

"they're blah blah blah no cited sources and ending this sentence in elipses..."

This clickbaity type style of writing needs to fucking die

>>86893806
>assuming Johnny's sexuality, sex and gender
EXCUSE ME!?

>>86893627
>ITT Gen Z pretends they like Jonny Bravo and was a chad that got all the ladies
Huh.

If they dont get the original voice actor this is gonna be shit

>retooled for a modern audience

Actually it'll be shit either way and Johnny will probably get cucked by a negro

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Hmm, I can't figure out why Johnny couldn't get laid...

>>86894034
so he's going to be his nerdy friend

hopefully he gets all the girls this time and cucks the dicklet niggers and manlets ever episode!
>tfw reality will never happen

>Johnny stops hitting on women because its degrading and insulting
>trims down because big muscles are toxic masculinity
>removes glasses because they display an intimidating authoritativeness to minorities
>entire show is Johnny apologizing to women and educating everyone on the dangers of the cis white patriarchy
>Carl is the new MC of the show

>>86894481
This.
Dont want to try /pol/ish, but if they reboot him, he wont be a cis blonde white male.

>>86893627
Oh god, please no.
I am noticing that companies are reviving a lot of franchises from the 90s nowadays to cash in on the nostalgia. All the reboots so far have sucked ass.

>>86893627
inb4 he's retconned as a neet gamergater caricature

>>86894324
This. It's like everyone has literal autism and physically can't understand subtext from the original.

>>86893627
The show was redpill as fuck in hindsight.

Johnny is very good looking, but he's a bit of a manlet and he lives at home with his mom. Naturally women aren't very interested in such a man while a lot of men would accept an attractive womanlet who lives with her parents. In reality Johnny is no different from the millions of thots showing off on instagram/facebook/whatever, absolutely nothing to offer aside from looks.

The show uses the duality of male/female attraction to build a comical character by flipping the script.

Johnny Bravo was always a pretty feminist show
Only this time, if it's real, it will be done without any sense of nuance

Inb4 gay

>>86893627
While we've already established that this isn't happening, do none of you faggots remember that Johnny always got his ass kicked for being a creep and failed in every single endeavour he undertook, so they wouldn't actually need to change all that much?

>>86894571

>Johnny says hi to women
>she chimps out and assaults him

yeah it represented feminism pretty well

CN is desperate. They'll fuck it up like they did with Powerpuff Girls and they'll likely reboot Dexter, or another show from back then.

>>86894416
Even as a kid it bothered me that they left their hands fingerless mittens

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>>86894608
>deedee has a black boyfriend that bullies dexter now

>>86893710
No. He'll be gay

>>86894557
>2017 reboot
>Johnny goes on a reality show
>makes millions somehow just by having an active instagram

>>86894598
/pol/ only want to get angry, they don't care about facts.

>>86894602
Johnny was a vapid douche, that's why all the women he was after hated him.

His true self is when he's around his mother.

>>86894324
>Was a chad that got all the ladies
I didn't see anyone say that. Johnny Bravo was known for being a failure with the ladies. In fact, didn't the little girl try and help Johnny by telling him he was being kind of creepy at points? Or am I not remembering it right.

>>86894674
You are correct, and he didn't listen to her and therefore failed miserably

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>>86893627
gotta raise another generation of beta males
>don't get swole
>don't hit on girls
>be sensitive
>its personality that matters

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>>86894416
>5,9

>>86893710
Nah, Johnny will still be a toxic strain daddy who forcibly pozzes negs

Very progressive

>>86894674

Yes, and it was humorous. It was obvious why he failed and we didn't need to be educated on it, which I guarantee a reboot will try and do.

>>86894674
He was a pompous moron that never got the girl because he was annoying, self-important, and didn't understand what women wanted. Add that girls literally beat him up every episode and you have a show that still works today.

>>86893627
Johnny Bravo was literally chad nationalism. There's no way this ends well.

>>86894724
Even though that whole "scene" or whatever you call it disgusts me, I would watch this

>>86894857

>chad nationalism

Nice, my new political ideology

will little suzy have a circular face or a rhombus face

>Woah, mama, HUH HAH

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I found the reality tv version concept art.

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>>86894735
>>86894788
>>86894687
>Tfw you're in the timeline where 4Chan is defending a show that they would call feminist cuck-ganda 20 years ago
What's happening, guys?

>>86894035
>*The Joke*
>(Your head)

>>86894986
Johnny Bravo was fucking funny you underage faggot

>>86894986
>4chan
>20 years ago

if he was real he'd get laid all the time. of course most girls would reject him, but if you try literally every girl you see you'll eventually get laid.

>>86895468
It's still a feminist show, and >>86893710 and all its children seem to imply it wasn't.

>>86894986
You do realise that if Shrek was release now, /tv/ would be shitting on it

>Encourages minorities moving to areas they're not wanted
>Shows cis white men as evil tyrants (and manlets)
>Shows that minorities do all the work and get none of the respect or recognition for it
>Shows that minorities do all the work and their 'reward' is fixing a problem that the evil white man made in the first place
>Shows that interracial relationships are good and pure
>Shows that transgenderism is right and what you feel is what you are, not what you were born like
>Encourages violence to get the white man to do what you want
>But shows the white man as ordering hired 'thugs' to try and put you down

/tv/ is fucking retarded, anon.

>>86893627
>Johnny Bravo
>2017
Will be black, female, a tranny or at best will actually be white and have a progressive message with each episode.

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It's only fitting that in the age of Chad Nationalism they would bring back Johnny Bravo.

>>86895517
In the show he did get laid though.

Just by monster girls like werewolves and vampires and also literal female antelope.

https://youtu.be/b2UgPbsXj9c

He just wanted normal Stacies though.

>>86896374
>Johnny Bravo was secretly a fetish show

i was going to jump in and troll about feminism but looking at the reply counter i'm guessing someone beat me to it

>>86893904

But they are just memeing so it's fine!! DUDE MEMES LMAO

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>>86895979
my friends think I look like the chad dude, do I?

>>86893627
shouldn't he be now Tyron Bravo or someshit?

>>86893958
>a magical comedy land where women don't care about looks at all.
the sad thing about JB was that if he was in the real world his methods would be wildly successful.

>>86896374
>Just by monster girls like werewolves and vampires and also literal female antelope.

Literally /ourguy/

I just want another Scooby Doo cross over cause I want Johnny x Velma to happen

>>86893627
>retooled for modern audiences
sjw filter

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Is Teddy Bear the live action Johnny Bravo?

>>86896374
SOMEONE fapped to this shit
you just KNOW

>>86896649
>the sad thing about JB was that if he was in the real world his methods would be wildly successful.

They would work once in a while, widely successful is an overstatement.

>>86894709
how is that more women finishes collage, yet even so they're shallow and dumb as a brick?


also every good looking woman smokes.

Rebooted Wacky Races too

>>86896982
If Johnny Bravo had a tinder he'd be drowning in pussy

>>86897078
communications degrees
women's studies degrees

>>86895631
when did /tv/ liked Shrek anyway?


i know i didn't ride its hypetrain

>>86894984
>women can't have preferences

Yet most of you guys would reject homely and underaverage girls with good personalities but sleep with someone with the worst personality yet look like a 10/10 supermodel.

I know, I've been there.

>>86897078
finishing college doesn't mean jack shit if all your degree gets you is a job at starbucks

If women dislike their original major, statistically they tend to switch. To a humanity or a 'soft' science.
Whereas men who don't like their chosen major simply drop out and start working.

>>86897311
it's funny because the entire show pretends women are above it.

>>86896818
I couldn't watch this movie, it hit to close to home, like literally

>>86897446
>like literally
damn. someone tried to whack you in the nuts with the DVD?

>>86894674
He shoulda just got with the little girl, you know?

>>86897187
those degrees, or at least the women's studies literally didn't existed here in east eu until westerners didn't brought it in here. now we also have fuckin organized feminazis and shit

>>86897536
today, 20years later, maybe he is with her

>>86896818
>>86897446
give me a quick rundown on this movie

>>86897178

the quagmire episode on family guy is disgustingly accurate

>>86893904
The people making the fake new and the people falling for it aren't the same people.
This website is bombarded with fake new shit because we have a decent amount of users who are either retarded, or too young to know any better (and should lurk more)

>>86894634
Only in the earlier episodes desu

>>86893627
>big buff guy with no job, lives with his mom, his only friend is a nerd and he can never get a girl
He is literally /fit/

Reminder Johnny DID get laid at one point

>>86896538
>Reddit spacing

>>86896982
He doesn't take no for an answer and moves on when it's clear he gets nowhere, if he perceives he has his foot in the door, he will try multiple times.

In the real world, he would succeed more than he would spectacularly fail.

>>86898280
what episode is that? I don't actively watch the show but am willing to look that up.

>>86893627
>now called Jenny Bravo
>body confident black woman
calling it

>>86897731
His nerdy friend started a tech company that became successful, and hired johny as a front desk guy.
After all the years went by, him and girl scout girl got together when she reached her late teens. she likely could have done better, but for all the bad that johnny's personality has, he is still a good person underneath it all.

Because cartoon network has no real faith in it they only plan one season of 20~ 15 minute episodes

Largely they all know the show is going to go nowhere, so they plan everything out as a season long 'where are they now' kind of show.

>100 post thread about fake shit

>>86893710
WHOAH MOMMA INCOMING TRAINWRECK

>>86894598
old johnny bravo would have made a gay joke about a transexual, possibly they were the only person who could look passed johnny's bullshit.

Today, we have a game company making a nerdy scifi game full stop to try an educate people on fucking pronouns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIQu1yROUo4

This show on the surface would need no retooling, but because its a kids show and these kinds of people love indoctrination, it would be creepily preachy in ways it wasn't before.

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>>86895979
>vibrates constantly
why can't I stop doing this though in seriousness

>>86893627


>With a new Johnny comes a new catchphrase. Fans of the show may remember Johnny Bravo would say “do the monkey with me”. His new catch phrase will be “fight the wage gap with me. ”

People are really quick to forget that the original show was actually goofing on this kind of man. Bravo's a loser, that's the point.

>>86893627
>DUDE DONT FALL FOR FAKE NEWS
>DUDE ALSO HERES A BULLSHIT STORY FOR US ALL TO CIRCLEJERK IN ANGER OVER

>>86894984
Last guy is literally me.

It's going to be just filled with memes, like the PPG reboot.

>>86897311
>hiding hypocrisy behind 'preferences'
c'mon

if a chick says she hates this and that to garner the respect of the people around her so that they think 'woah she's not like the other girls' and then she turns around and steps on her own words because pretty boy smiled in her direction, that's just hypocrisy through and through

I know, I've been there

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>>86894133

time for kangz n sheeit?

>>86903670
Daily reminder that there is no actual evidence that jews were enslaved in ancient egypt

>>86893627
Johnny.. lay off the protein

>>86897078
>collage
hmmmmmmm

>>86893627
The article used as the original source is clearly satire.

>As part of the modernization process, the old writing and animation teams will not be brought back for Suzy and Johnny. The new creative team is headlined by Andromeda Antony, a woman with a bachelor’s degree in woman’s studies, a master’s degree in gender studies, and a doctorate in woman’s gender studies.

>We did not reach out to her for comment. She called us up. We still don’t know how she got our number.

>"I’m loving this chance to change history. 2017 will have a new Johnny Bravo that women will love. I can’t share all the details now but expect a softer more feminist Johnny. The muscles and ugly yellow hair fin are gone. And with that goes the chauvinistic humor too. The influence of the old show is felt to this day. Some man tried to holler at me as I biked to work. He said ‘how it’s cooking, good looking.’ He objectified me sexually and assumed that I cooked. I do not cook. I am a strong proud independent woman who orders take-out every night. No woman should feel as threatened as I did when that man said that to me. Events like this occur because of shows like the old Johnny Bravo. ” said Ms. Antony.

>With a new Johnny comes a new catchphrase. Fans of the show may remember Johnny Bravo would say “do the monkey with me”. His new catch phrase will be “fight the wage gap with me. ” We didn’t ask Ms. Antony for any more details, but she let us know the new show has had its conflicts behind the scenes already.

Can't wait for the episode when Johnny learns about the male gaze, or the one about "white entitlement/privilege", or when he hits on a transgender person, realizes their biologically male, refers to them as a he and then gets lectured about pronouns.

>>86902907
Women have choices and have the right to choose just like guys do. And believe it or not guys pull off the same shit. How do I know this? Because I too always said I just want a nice girl with a good personality and who liked a good capeshit once in a while. I had a handful of grills who were 5-6/10 express interest in me, but I turned them down and said it was best to remain friends. Meanwhile I was chasing Stacies whom I had nothing in common but would sleep with them regardless of what I said before. Grew out of that phase and realized the hypocrisy during my senior year of high school. Couldn't believe it when I found out guys never grew out of this worldview and lacked the self awareness to realize their irony.

But whatever, I know I'll be called an sjw cuck just for pointing that out though I voted for Trump last election.

>>86903971
JOHNNY BRAVO IS STRONG

(Umm... not really Johnny. You have white male fragility and can't understand how being a oppressed minority makes someone truly strong.)

Johnny Bravo...is sorry and will try to do better next time.

>>86898280
which episode?

>>86893627
Check the dubs
HE HA HU

>>86894669
Why don't men hate the vapid douchebags that are 21st century women?

>>86904210
>I know I'll be called an sjw cuck just for pointing that out though I voted for Trump last election
nah, you'll be called a regular cuck

>>86903734

you fucking nazi

>>86897401
Bingo.
I dropped out started working, ended up with an interesting life and career path that I love
I knew a girl who had some sort of politics and language major to become a diplomat, she made an excuse about the french course work being too hard and switched to music.

>>86893627
Johnny will be black.

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>>86897311

You dont understand how women work m8. They can have preference, but they are easy pray for this type of men. One thing is to get married to Chad millionaire. Another thing is fucking a different Chad every other week and then slowly realizing that its erroding their soul, leading to a miserable existence as broken sex objects, which ends up in anti-depressants, cats and alot of alcohol, while blaming all men (which means all Chads, since betas dont exist in women's minds). The last step of the evolution is either a last ditch attempt at getting pregnant with some beta schmuck, or going full cat lady by painting their hair blue and blaming the patriarchy.

The other story is that a cute 19 year old meets a nice Chad in college, they become a couple, they wait a while before sex, then they get married afterwards and have plenty of kids.

Sadly due to the economic state of the Western world. Noone can really with certainty have children and be fincancially comfortable. Since we all are raised into believing that status and a good career are the most important, thing added to popularity, fame and "going out", this leads to scores of single and direction-less men, and 99% of women becoming hedonistic fuck tools getting drilled in soft harems by the same 100 guys in each city.

>>86903922
Congrats, you realized this is a shitpost.

Jesus christ you guys are genuinely the most whiny pathetic babies I have ever witnessed in my life.

The reason why you are all virgins is because you have become bitter and twisted because all you do is circlejerk on here about women being le ebil boogeymen, but in fact you are the bad guys.

Just try to learn to be more accepting and a little less judgmental. I enjoy my life a lot and am successful with women (and im not THAT good looking) because I try not to judge people before I have even heard what they have to say. Just chill

Peace out lads

>>86903922
I'm glad the author of the article didn't understand the high brow satire of Jonny Bravo. What a fucking moron.

>>86905824
>being this autistic
>being this underage
>being a white knighting cuck

Kys kiddo.

>>86906058
I'm 25, work as an analyst for a major bank and have had sex with Kaya Scodelario. But keep doing what I was talking about, I'll just be over here having a good time, if you need to skype or something let me know - maybe I can help you out

Life is going pretty well over here ;)

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>johnny
>chad

lol

>>86906223
Yikes, seems like you have a need to prove yourself in the eyes of others. Sadly youve come to wrong place kiddo. Noone cares about your Larp fantasies.

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>>86893627
>they're rebooting johnny bravo

>>86893627
They're gonna flanderize the poor bastard to hell and make him a complete douchebag.

>>86906326
I'm literally just trying to hep you out lad, i'm not saying you're a bad guy, I'm sure you're really nice deep down, I just want you to show the world that.

Nothing to prove here- just showing you what life could be if you were a little less angry. All it takes is a little introspection, I've been where you are now and it's not a very happy place to be.

>>86893710
That happened in the original cartoon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zipEjgR2sgY

>>86906513
>I've been where you are now and it's not a very happy place to be.

Ive also fucked Kaya Scodelario. She was rubbish amirite?

>>86906618
I lived a town along from her in England - A place called Horsham. I went to a party that she went to while she was home visiting and we met up a few times and there you go. The fact that you think it is crazy that someone somewhere might have had sex is again what I was talking about lad. I mentioned it because I knew you would find it unbelievable, but here I am and there you are. Make a change- it's all it takes. You don't have to be frustrated forever its literally a choice.

>>86906536
something funny everyone should note

pretty much any and all people in amazingly competitive industries of business have been discovered or rumored to be huge sexists

women literally are memes and if you want success, don't take them seriously

>>86906223
>i will say i had sex with a random subcelebrity to make my claim more believable
It's not ok to try to convince random people on the internet that you are not a failure.
Peace out, lad.

>>86893627
>tfw you remember how frustrating it was when the chicks ended up with less attractive guys just because they were beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing themselves.

>>86903734
And there's plenty of evidence that the pyramids weren't built with slave labour, but with a conscription system among Egyptian citizens.

>>86906801
>pls believe me

>>86893765
Make him an illiterate guido full of tats and keep his character the same.

>>86907319
Doesn't matter to me whether you believe me or not - it surely must speak volumes to you that you're so hung up on this lad.

Even though you know 99.9% that I'm lying, there's always the 0.1% (the actual 'crazy' truth in this case) I hope you can use it to inspire yourself and get out of this pit of suspicion and anger that you've fallen into.

I can even give you some links that I found really useful to help?

>>86907515
Didn't ask you to believe me ;)

In the end I am where I am and you are where you are :)

>>86907640
Not him, but even if you did shag her, so what? Youre missing the point entirely. Some people dont care about hooking up (anymore). Some of us want to start a family. In this day and age its almost impossible to find a 18-22 year old who wants to stay at home and rear some kids.

Also, youre full of shit and you sound like a defensive little beta who thinks hes on "their side", because they allow you to tag along and orbit around. Ive met plenty of thirsty betas like you in my life.

Stay mad and stop spreading lies.

>>86893627
>retooled for modern audiences

He's either going to have to be black or it will be decreed as offensive by all those special snowflakes out there.

>>86893814
They'd also have to make him smart

>>86907727
I think you're missing the point bud, I didn't mean to upset you this much by saying what I did - that wasn't my intention at all. I just wanted to help some of you guys out and point out something cool that I did - I don't know if I'm a thirsty beta haha haven't been called that before ;) pretty funny though dude. But you know what, if I can help one guy change his perspective and chill out a little bit more you can say what you want -because I'm happy!

And you know what, I bet I have helped someone out :)

>>86907993
At first you sounded like a sophisticated troll. Now you sound like a delusional teenager. I feel sorry for you m8.

Anyway lads, it's been really nice chatting but I'm going out to go watch the fight and eat some pizza!

Catch you in a bit

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>>86907640
I didn't mean to offend. The way you talks is condescending and actively discourages people to agree with you. If you talk to 100 people on this IB in this way, 99 will just ignore your opinion and call you a nigger.

I will give you the benefit of doubt and ask for these links. Even though you probably are just some guy trolling, in which case you will laugh at this unlikely success. By the way, if there is any truth to your story, fucking that girl has more to do with having a good banking job, not aany actual skill.

>>86908243
This link will help you out alright, lad ;)
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cuckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals

>>86908243
>>86908243
Here you go lad. Im back from eating my cum flavored Pizza ;)

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/6bk3ey/how_to_be_a_faggot_in_three_easytounderstand/

Enjoy :)

>>86908243
www.reddit.com
Here is everything you need, friend, just don't come back, ok? :)

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They are gonna ruin it for sure

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>>86908243
Just imagine being this desperate for help

>>86908243
>a grown man wrote this
The west is doomed

>>86908554
>>86908935
>>86909312
>>86909462
Niggers.

>>86893627
Adult swim?
Ohhh yeah, just think: cool leisure suit johnny goes to a rave