Stargate Cute Pie Nox Edition

>muh space hippies
Yeah nah

>>86892908
It was the 90's. But yeah, it was a bit naf even by then. But what do you expect from pulp scifi tv with 20+ eps per year?

>>86892908
>space hippies
>close to nature
>hiding a city that could rival atlantis
>having insane powers

>>86892891
Osíris is the best Stargate waifu

>>86892991
>not Orici

>>86892950
>>86892987
>Muh great 4 races mang
>Furlings mang great race, very advanced
>Nox, yeah super advanced, sorry but they're pacifists and wouldn't hurt a fly too bad dumb human lmao :^)
Asgardians are the true bros, get fucked Noxcucks

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>>86892991
>Osíris
no

>>86893066
>using men as incubator for symbiotes
NAH.

>>86893057
loved how asgards had beams capable to fuck the ori yet they asked humans for projectiles

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>>86893077
a true geek a girl that got laid by using computers as a pick up line

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>>86893136
she will beat you and then make love to you

>>86893181
and then sing

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>>86893181
she will turn you into deadpool then fuck your brains out and then kill the ancients

>>86893100
And they explained the reason why.
They got to a stage where they're incapable of thinking up dumb ideas, like using a chemical reaction to fire a solid projectile out the end of a barrel.

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>>86892991
Keep your whore, claiming best waifu.

>>86893100
>had beams capable to fuck the ori
The only beam capable of doing that was on their prototype ship.

They couldn't do shit to the ori.

>>86893227
they had a weapon that could literally kill an enemy worst than the replicators plus being more advanced

but no why use the super duper beam back then

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Reminder that Stargate is soft disclosure. Trump's greatest ally is Based Thor and we are currently building a fleet of BC-304's.

>>86893279
>The only beam capable of doing that was on their prototype ship.
really? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbbkgcNCNqM
you mean that the same beam was awesome in the hands on the tauri with a clearly inferior ship and not on theirs?

>>86893286
Just because 1 thing can kill something, doesnt mean it'll kill something else.
Replicators were resistant to energy weapons and any weapon that did kill them they adapted too. The only defence they had against projectile weapons were the materials they were made out off. If that material was weaker then they'd get killed.

>>86893314
Yea, the beam they developed after their engagement at the super gate. The Asgard ship present is a sciene ship, not a warship, they scanned and tested then fucked off when everyone else got BTFO'd

>>86893353
wasnt thor's second shit on the super kek?

>>86893314
I don't remember what the humans used there but the azgard couldn't kill Ori ships until it was already too late and they were basically fucked anyway.

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>>86893100
>tfw to intelligent to make shooty shoot guns
Just random teleporting beams that can penetrate anything here human brainlet
Psht, nothing personell O'neill

>>86893394
that scene is the last episode of sg1 where asgards gave them everything they had then they gtfo from existance

i assume this beam got chad level of beef because of the zpm on the ship but who the fuck knows

>>86893314
That's the prototype ship you moron.

>>86893045
>>86893066
>>86893245
T. Manlets

>>86893510
no you moron this is the flagship of sgc

*teleports nuke aboard Ori ship
psh, nothin personnel Adria

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why did the asgard make copies of copies of copies instead of just copying the original body?

this never made sense to me

>>86893591
And you'd think they tackle the issue as soon as the first degenerated clone popped out.

>>86893591
because they solved some problems of the original body
and ovetime this process started giving them diminishing returns literally asgards were made by nvidia

>>86893591
Because the original bodies were too sexy and asgardians were afraid to all turn gay.

The Asgard suicide was the laziest dumbest writing in all of Stargate. It wasn't needed, it was stupid. And they just did it for Stargate Universe a failure that got cancelled when it got better.

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>>86893685
>asgards were made by nvidia

>>86893786
I don't even remember why they blew up their own planet. Were they hoping to destroy some Ori ships or something?

>>86893786
well their reason was solid tho
imagine if goauld got their hands on their tech..
or any other evil race out there

>>86893836
They're space ISIS

>>86893836
They didn't want anyone to get their tech (apart from Stargate command to whom they gave everything :^) ) also they were dying and just said "what the hell, let's all kill ourselves, surely we are beyond salvation"

>>86893685
why didn't they use a versioning system like git or even svn to track and roll back changes?

this is stuff 14 year olds know how to do

>>86894180
why dont older rich people dont buy to transplant blood from young people?
they could solve their problems we know it since we saw the asgards on atlantis alive and well but...

>>86893295
All makes sense now, this what "cleaning the swamp" means trump taking out the NID.

>>86892950
>pulp scifi tv with 20+ eps per year
which is 22.

as i remember there wasn't any 13, 8 etc or lesser no. of episodes a scheme that time.


are you implying that other scifis were better? they were not.

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>>86892991
that topright one, the ancient is the most perfectest. right after, the Tok'ratittymonster

>>86893066
hot

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>>86895804
Claudia Black was such a qt in Farscape, too bad her already aging looks at stargate didn't really help her as some "le quirky" girl, the character felt so out of place. What happened lads.

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It's funny how much of a power creep the franchise ended up suffering. The first season of SG-1 ended with just two Ha'taks being able to destroy humanity.

>>86893181
I think Teyla may have been the worst character in all of Stargate

>muh people
>something is happening!
>muh peopul used to trade with those peopul

>>86892891
>Race so pasiffist that they are unwilling to kill a living thing even to save themselves.
>just imaging the body oder from all those microorganisms.

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>>86896184
Remember when she got really butthurt that Sheppard didn't want her to go on a mission because she was pregnant and then a Wraith Queen almost mind crushed her baby?

>>86892987
Basicly their ancestors did all the dirty work developing the tech and they just kind of moched off that.

>>86896078
delet

>>86893136
Whats the best photo you have of her neck?

Anything with her head tilted back with her clavicle exposed?

>>86896288
no, I've suppressed most of my memories of shitty post-s3 SGA

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>>86896431
Well remember when she got really butthurt when Sheppard didn't want to risk their mission to save a bunch of nobodies and bring them back to Atlantis even though the Wraith were on their way to Atlantis?

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>>86896379
She had like THE sexy voice baka
I know she has some roles in video games, but really, voice acting is like the only real thing she can do.

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None of these come anywhere near that hot bitch from lexx, Zev Bellringer, who makes my groin swell.

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Best waifu still loves you more than anyone even when you're 100 years older than her.

>>86897007
Think O'Neill ever went back to see her or that one woman he was stuck on a planet with?

>>86896078
Wtf, from the nose up, she's turning into Nicolas Cage.

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>>86893591
Why didn't they upload their minds into a computer and then have robot bodies?

>>86897815
>Nicholas Cage was actually Claudia Black all along
Deepest lore

>>86893786
They were too good for that wretched universe.

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>>86897998
Maybe their war with the Replicators really put them off robots.

>>86896078
>>86896558
JUST

>>86893591
>have cloning tech
>have mind download/upload tech
>have bodies of ancestors
>dont clone old bodies and upload minds into them
only need to do it once then they can start fucking again.

shit they must have learnt something about genetics when trying to unfuck thier mistakes.

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>>86898194
>tfw she'll never use you in an experiment.

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>>86893057
>Furlings

Name isn't because they're furry, but because they're snakelike and unfurl

>>86895850
>>86895885
>Tollan

I'm glad they got rekt

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>>86898426
Tollan are all dead. The Asgard are all dead. Soon all the Tokra will all be dead. It doesn't seem to pay to be Earth's ally. Yu got T-1000ed by RepliCarter.

>>86898194
>>86898330
>we want the Seven of Nine crowd
>>86898426
cunt were probably sniffing their own farts, too.

>>86898514
System Lords are all dead. Ori are all dead. Replicators are all dead.

Except for the Lucian Alliance, it also doesn't pay to be their enemy

>>86898514
all not earths fault

tollan are a bunch of retards who forgot to progress tech
asgard were retards in the past with genetics
tokra are shitcunts at fighting and lost thier queen
yu was senile

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>>86898572
The Wraith are still around, and it's possible there are still some replicators out there somewhere. They did encounter that ship out in the middle of nowhere.

>>86898652
They exist in another galaxy, maybe a few.

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>>86898644
>yu was senile
Please do not bully Yu.

>>86898514
>Rings just magically rise out of the floor
The fuck? Thats quite a big mistake

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*Blocks your path*

>>86898746
They do that sometimes. Mostly on the cargo ship.

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>>86898781

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>>86896078
OH GOD KILL IT

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everyone hyped for Origins?

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Shame these weren't expanded on, sure they were from an alternate reality but they were pretty cool.

>>86899062
hell no

>>86899097
I remember them trying to hype them up too. The commercials for the season and episode featuring them made it seem like they would be a new big bad for the series, and then it turned out to be nothing.

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>>86899166
I wonder how everyone would feel about a new show set in one of those alternate realities with new enemies.
I mean it's another step to go rather than just retconning the current universe or shitting on it.

>>86899301
Probably would be better than what we do have to look forward to with Origins.

>>86899062

No, isn't it gunna be like ten 10 minute shorts based on the old woman Daniel was friends with, and it's a prequel about the history of the Stargate on Earth? Which we should of seen everything about its history in the 2 or 3 SG1 episodes which detail it's past.

And it's exclusive to some shitty digital distribution service.

>>86899710
Better than nothing

>>86899301
some theory says we already with a parallel dimension version of the SG-1 since season4

>>86899734
sometimes nothing is better than anything

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>>86897007

>>86899734
>Better than nothing
Are you retarded, are you seriously fucking retarded? Were you born with some form of trisomy and at a later date dropped on your head? I will also write some parts in CAPS so a retard like you could comprehend the point I'm making.

BETTER THAN NOTHING he says, with his sub 20IQ.
Better than nothing only implies that thing existing by it's virtue is BETTER than the thing not existing, So I guess I'll just go to Chernobyl and bring a truck of cigarettes and just go on smoking 12 packs a day. I do need that cancer, as clearly THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME, which means if THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME it would be BETTER. It's BETTER to step into shit than to step into nothing. After all something is better than nothing.

A good thing is better than a bad thing and a bad thing is worse than no thing. Stargate fans DESERVE BETTER, not just better than but BETTER. Because of mouth breathers like you all fandoms suffer, so please euthanize.

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>>86900273
Poor O'Neill, he really didn't want to give up the eye.

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>>86898330

>>86900885
I guess the Tokra wanted more space.

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>>86900885
>6 years older than Claudia Black
>Looks way better
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>86901032
it's the symbiote

just saw some days ago that episode where Imotep imitates himself as a jaffa rebellion, and ends up becomming the biggest jaffa rebellion leader.

Later he fights with Teal'c. I don't remember seeing camera moves like in that scene in any other episodes. Whirling around the fighting characters, and slowmotions... like in Matrix or smg

the imotep actor was lame though... over expressing himself

>>86900885
wtf wjat faceapp filter is that?

>>86901155
Well the Goold do tend to be overly dramatic.

>>86901155
First aired in 2002

Matrix had just made bullet time cool and everyone was using it

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>>86901155
>yfw

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>>86901155

>>86893181
SHE wasn't even the best brown girl on the channel
Eureka doctor a best

>>86893181
I don't want her to do either of those things

>>86893188
And especially not that

>first time watching stargate in order
>36h straight binge
send help

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>>86901874
>Eureka doctor a best
especially in the 1940s

>>86901954
You need to slow down anon or you'll burn out and quit when they reintroduce Jonas

Believe me, I know

>>86892991

I was in love with Carter, literally my waifu before I knew what a waifu was.

>>86902068
>don't judge be just because my genitals are on the inside
YASSSS

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>>86902068
>before I knew what a waifu was

Back in the day we called them celebrity crushes

>>86902177
Shame they gave her that granny bra to wear.

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>>86902377

>>86902035
getting low key jonas hate from this post, senpai.

>>86902177

Back then I was to young to know or care.

>>86902402
>replying to me with a webm i made

>>86902421
>low key

My mistake, I apologise.

Jonas was literally the worst thing the show tried to do. Worse than human form replicators, worse than Vala, worse than fucking SGU in general

>>86902491
It's an anonymous board anon, how was I to know?

>>86896108
That's hardly power creep though.

>>86902494
why? I thought he was okay, I'm more salt over shanks getting too big for his boots and fucking off from the show to do a year of shitty straight-to-tv trash films.

>>86902514
STRIKE ONE

>>86896108
Season 1 showed them getting in over their head and getting lucky.
As the series progresses they get the ability to defend themselves. Asgard treaty also helped Earth a lot.

daniel is so hot i would let him literally destroy my pussy

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Which would you rather be Horus Guard, Serpent Guard, Jackal Guard, or Setesh Guard?

>>86903856
Horus or Jackal.
inb4 Jaffa joke.

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>>86903856
>Setesh Guard

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>>86903565
Flanagan hiding behind based Jodelle Ferland.

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>>86904149

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>>86904289

>>86904289
4=1>3>5>2=DUBS>6>7

>>86897998
I don't know, maybe past experiment resulted in the transfer of knowledge and intellect, but not the "soul"

>>86905010
Thor's consciousness was put into a savefile so to speak and he turned out ok.

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>>86905057
Maybe the Asgard really like being in their squishy bodies.

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>>86905150
and the lame excuse for their inability to ascend

I think the real reason they were unable to ascend was the ancients were preventing them

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>>86905527
I think one of the Atlantis novels had an ascended Asgard, and he was going to try and help the renegade faction ascend.

>>86905629
Yea, they wanted her to deascend since she would still have eggs with the body she'd return as.

>>86904289
FIVE
I
V
E

>>86905802
Gross

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>>86905968

>>86893181
I never really got what race she is... she's not quite black looking, not quite asian.

Although with the plot reveal, did they deliberately make her look more wraith-y with makeup?

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>>86906395
She's half British, half Tanzanian. I think they dyed her hair in the show to make her look more exotic.

>>86907143
There should have been more episodes with Vala getting beaten.

>>86904289
make it a 4

>>86907410
I see you are a man of culture as well

>>86907594
it is the obvious choice of the educated gentleman

>>86907410
>>86907594
She's a mudshark unfortunately. Even gave birth to some little niglets.

>>86907740
Rip in pieces

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>>86907410
All yours senpai.

>>86907740
that is most unfortunate

>>86898644
>tollan are a bunch of retards who forgot to progress tech
Like it is totally fair that they suddenly had to match up against ancient tech.

>>86907817
maybe she was raped

>>86907817
Feels bad man,
>>86904289
#2 has to suffice

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Farscape >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a nigger > SG-1

>>86908488
grow up kinky muppet show lover

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>>86909529

>>86909570
Glau<3 tho. was she in Farscape???????

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>>86909666
no and to be honest every show she was in aside from angel and tscc she never interested me, but in tscc she was incredible
even her part in firefly/serenity which I watched before tscc I didn't care for but christ cameron was perfect, the whole family was perfect, lena heady that faggot that played john. absolutely perfect

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>>86908488
I'm a fan of both.

>>86893591
dude it's stargate, unironically turn your brain off, literally

>>86909926
Who is the chick in the far left with the glasses?

>>86910289
right?

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>>86908488
Farscape is so shit that Claudia and Ben happily took the piss out of it on Stargate.

>>86910289
Watch Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, anon, she's Melanie Leishman

>>86909926
2nd was also Gaia in Spartacus
3rd was also in Black Sails, but only in a small role

>>86909844
i wonder if she's as autistic IRL as in her roles

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GOOLD?

>>86896108
You can fight in 3 dimensions in space. Why are they all just charging forward into enemy weapons fire like a bunch of retards? Why not go up or down and evade the incoming enemy projectiles?

>>86912523
RIP

>>86893591
My best guess?
With each new body/generation of bodies they tinkered with it. Faster reflexes here, more brain power there, maybe a better immune system.
Then when they realized that there were issues, it was too late to go back because their concussions had grown to accustom to bodies with those mods, which then lead them to make more clones trying to fix those issues.

>>86912725
True. Remember the drama he did about leaving the show?

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>>86912867
He's a huge cunt.

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>>86912867
I liked Jonas.

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>>86896108
fkn replicator ships are the best

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>>86912942
Didn't know he was such a twat.

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>>86912572
It's the same logic that makes sure that no matter what area of space you're warping in from or what direction, your ship will always be oriented the same direction as every other ship in the vicinity. No upside down ships, no tilted ships, no vertical ships, all ships exist on one flat plane.

>>86912572
>Why not go up or down and evade the incoming enemy projectiles?
Maybe because ships don't have thrusters on all sides?

You know what doesn't get talked about enough in Stargate threads?
Just how fucking good the music was.

>>86913156
Yeah, the ancients/ascension theme was brilliant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEFKdCGNXM0

>>86896580
>tanks an entire fleet of hives
>gets nerfed to the point where a single hive is a threat
Which sci-fi franchise is the most shitty with space battles and why is it Stargate?

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>>86913281
Gotta save that CGI budget yo.

>>86913281
fuck you, trekker

>>86912942
A FUCKING LEAF.
Unfortunately, most of them are cunts, for that reason I don't worship authors, actors or directors.

>>86912959
Based Teal'cposting

>>86913493
>t. gate virgin

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>>86913281
>>86913493
A trekkie wouldn't have much to stand on since DS9 is very similar in that respect.
This is coming from a guy who loves DS9.

>>86909926
ahh you're the chianafag

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>>86913565

>>86893245
>posting a tramp-stamped roastie

Man, Atlantis must have only the shittiest tier waifus . . .

>>86914445
Why did you post a picture of yourself?

Been marathoning all of SG, on the last 3 eps of SG-A all thats left is SGU and I-I just can't do it, please send help