CWCVille Cinematic Universe when?

>*BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
>IN A WORLD
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>WHERE ONLINE EVIL REIGNS SUPREME
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>ONE MAN
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>AND HIS COMPANION
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>WILL ZAP
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>TO THE EXTREME
>*music slowly builds up*
>shots of chris-chan talking to boyfriend-free girls
>shot of a coroner telling a cop the victim was electrocuted
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its basically sort of like nightcrawler with everything bar the autism removed.

>>86889431
>when?
Im working on it!

>>86891618
Who's the director? Who will play Chris?

>>86892146
Chris will be played by Brad Pitt. Directed by Wes Anderson.

>>86893399
Who's Julie and Sonichu?

>>86893433
Julie is any one of the boys from Stranger Things and Sonichu is CGI like Gollum in LOTR.

i would really like an anthology type of movie with different directors directing different sagas.

>>86889431
>but during the stone age
w-what?

Im playing chris im already fat and growing out my hair thats how committed I am to the role.

>>86889431
As long as everything post-tomgirl era is left out.

>>86893703
So it would end right before Bob dies?

>>86893703
Just let some feminists do that arc.
No fan will watch it but feminists will watch it and make money.

>>86893703
That's for the sequel

>>86893848
The ending is Bob dying, it's told from his perspective