*steel drums start playing*

>>86889361
Good post

>>86889361
LITERALLY my first fap

having to stop mid fap when my parents walked past my room, being so deft and adept at fapping with one hand and turning the channel with the other.

Knowing that I could just turn off the tv and use my imagination but wanting to risk it

the most nostalgic fap of my life.

>>86889527

Dude, anon, couldn't you just close the door?

>>86889937
i once fucked a girl while her door was open and her parents were downstairs, though her brothers room was upstairs and im sure he saw/heard but he was a beta faggot, so was the dad, id just go over and fuck the daughter and everyone would treat me like i was her boyfriend

based stephanie, getting off on cucking her dad and brother

>>86890008
>lying on the internet
>still not knowing what cucking means

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>>86890008

>>86890067
Idk if he's lying but I've known lots of girls like this, still do. Dunno wtf their family thinks when their 19 year old daughter takes a 25 year old man to "hang" in her room, glad I don't know that feel.

>>86890110
she was 21 i was 22 iirc, but still i wasnt her boyfriend and id go over, swim in their pool, eat their food, fuck their daughter, go home

based

>>86890129
>>86890110
The fuck is wrong that you think this is an accomplishment?

Most families have handed over complete independence by this point.

>>86890380
t. beta father/roastie daughter

if you wanna fuck chads in the house get your own house

>>86889361
When this thread exists on /tv/ it is ALWAYS the best thread on /tv/.

>>86890008
Except for your misuse of the word "cucking", you are me. Same girl's name, even.

>>86891045
Except today.