I know Matthew Mcconaughey and he browses /tv/ on occasion

He invented the trollocs meme. Not joking.

I heard one time he got an >>86886028

>>86886027
Hehe almcconaughmost

tell him he sucks!

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>>86885992
alt-right alt-right alt-right

>>86885992
Tell him he's passable as an actor

>>86886164
My sister hates some of the roles he's in

>>86885992
/tv/ MOVED ON?

>>86886027
I don't get this reference

Can you ask him how the fuck did he get his hair back?

>>86885992
I know OP and he sucks cock often

>>86887651
Left over Oscar swag bags

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Can he introduce me to Murph?

Tell him he's a fantastic actor

Meme Memememe

Does anyone remember that thread where his youtube channel got discovered

>>86885992
>i browsed /tv/.......before anyone told me to

>>86887935
>You Banepost?
>Do I... Do I Banepost? Yeah, yeah Banepost. Yeah.
>How many times a week?
>Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five.
>Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are hothead numbers in this racket. I myself, I Banepost at least twice a day.
>Wow.
>Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch.
>Really?
>I want to. That's not why I do it. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Think about it. >You're dealing with numbers. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Bang, bang, bang. fucking digits. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. >All right? It kind of wigs some people out. Right? You gotta crash the plane to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm by grabbing the belt
>Done.

>This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode.
>No, I don't wanna implode, sir.
>No. No, you don't.
>I'm in this for the long run, you know?
>Implosions are ugly. Pop off to the aircraft, get caught any time you can. When you get really good at it, you'll fucking be crashing and you'll be thinking about /tv/.

>>86885992
>Sneed got Got?

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>>86888225

>They pickled Rick?

> Chuck moved on?

>>86888225
kek

>>86888436
>they iced dat nigga

>>86885992
Every time that car commercial that he's in airs my mom mutes the tv for the duration.
True story.

I'm Matthew Mcconaughey.

>>86888999
Holy shit it's really you

>>86888999
No, I'm Matthew Mcconaughey.

>>86888999
Hey Matt it's me, Keanu Reeves

>>86888999
Alright
>>86889051
Alright
>>86889053
Alright
>>86889069
Alright

>>86889091
Hey it's me André 3000 from OutKast

>>86888999
we are tha fwaming dwagon, simple jack berong to us now!

>>86889069
>Keanu Reeves
oh my god its Keanu Reeves!

hi im mathew mcconauhey

>>86888999
@realMatthewMcconaughey here AMA

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>>86888999
nice digits!

I'm Matthew Mcconaughey and so is my wife

>>86889091
sharpie in pooper

I'm Christopher Nolan 5 questions ama

>>86889375
hi Christopher it's me Anne Hathaway ;)

>>86888999
>double trips

Hey guys i'm Paul Dano!

>>86889395
oh god please have sex with me

>>86889427
classic

>>86889428
if you roll trips

>>86889483
Okay fug me now pls

>>86889483
please fuck me

>>86889483
rolling

he invented Frank posting, a shortlived but good meme

>>86890000
>>86888888

>>86885992
He is a big guy.

>>86889091
>>86888999
Show on head

>>86890697
Shoe*
fuck

I'm Quintan Tarantino.
I don't give a shit if you believe me, or not.
You can all go fuck right off for all I care...

>>86888999
How the fuck did you get your hair back?

>>86885992
>formerly chuck's? w-what?

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>>86888225
KEK

>>86886101
top fucking kek