Friday Night Star Wars Thread of MASSIVE SPOILERS

>>86884118
Bear with me tonight. My internet is acting up so things are running rather slow.

Now down to business.

First up, a potential massive spoiler. A 3D animator and sculptor recently released this picture before quickly taking it offline. Since that time the image has been scrubbed from the web.

The person in question later claimed it was just some fan fic, however the entire spoiler community knows otherwise. It has been rumored that Rey, Luke and even Kylo will team up at the end of Episode 8 to fight Supreme Leader Snoke...

Cont...

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>>86884170
>Cont....

Something rather telling is that the current Black Series 6" figure version of Luke Skywalker has a light saber hitch on his belt, but the figure does not come with a saber.

Hasbro, who makes all the Star Wars toys, did this with Rey during their run of TFA toys. First they released a standard Rey figure, and later the re-released the same exact figure, only now with a lightsaber. They will definitely do the same thing with Luke once the movie has been released in theaters.

The lightsaber in the image is Darth Vader's red lightsaber. Just before this image they duel and Snoke wield's Luke's old green one. Why? Who knows...

>>86884216
But I thought Luke only uses a stick in the movie?

The Spoiler List so far:

Snoke is the "ancient evil" spoken of in the original title for TFA.

Leia dies. Rose and Finn are with her when it happens and are forced to flee in the escape pod portion of her ship.

Rose and Finn infiltrate Snoke's massive super star destroyer, only to get captured. They must be rescued by Rey and company.

Rey faces off against the Elite Praetorian Guards and loses... and falls into a trash compactor.

Kylo turns on his master at the end of Last Jedi and teams with Rey and Luke to fight Snoke. They are all thoroughly BTFO.

The movie ends with the battle between Rey and company on Snoke's ship.

There is a massive battle with the new AT-M6 "Gorilla AT-AT's that occurs near the end of the movie.

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>>86884232
>The lightsaber in the image is Darth Vader's red lightsaber
That's actually Luke's saber from ROTJ

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Much has been made about this rather plain looking First Order Dreadnought. However this ship holds a rather big secret.

There is a whole in the middle of the ship. And the reason the top of the ship is so flat is because it is used as a base for docking with another larger ship. That ship is Snoke's massive "Flying V" style super star destroyer.

Everything in the new saga is bigger. Bigger death star (Star killer base) bigger ships, bigger everything.

>>86884291
forgot
Luke uses the force to collapse the entire starship, sacrificing himself to kill Snoke.

Rey and Kylo manage to escape along with Finn and Rose.

Final Scene is of Luke's robotic hand floating in space. Callback to the cut scene from TFA and teaser that he is still alive.

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The new "Gorilla AT-AT", aka AT-M6, aka A FUCKING SLOTH, also holds a minor secret.

The vehicle is capable of crouching down in the front to aim its massive ION cannon at targets below it on the ground. People who have seen the visual effects for this feature have described it as very impressive. These vehicles definitely cannot be tripped by tow cables.

>>86884441
Although Rose and Finn do escape. Rey and Kylo take another route.

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This is the toy image that has caused so much controversy as of late.

Some people say the holographic image is Luke, which means Luke is actually Snoke's master. This would probably be the biggest spoiler in the film.

Some people say the image is merely the Emperor, aka Darth Sidious. However Rian Johnson already let it slip that there are no Sith Lords in this movie.

A connection between Snoke and Sidious has already been set up in one of the new Disney Cannon Approved novels. (Star Wars Aftermath Series), where Sidious senses an evil presence calling to him from the dark regions of the galaxy.

>>86884474
>With my army of SLOTHS I will conquer the Force Tree, Skywalker!
>Not today Snoke! Not any day!

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>>86884596
One thing is for certain. This is definitely NOT Kylo.

>>86884441
>Callback to the cut scene from TFA
What call back?

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>>86884621
One tip off is that Luke has both light and dark outfits in the film.

>>86884291
Where are the sources for these spoilers? Any truth to the sloth Anakin leak?

Also, it has been leaked that Kylo goes to AchTo at some point in the film and may crash his ship. Does he leave the planet with Luke and Rey, like has he defected at this point?

>>86884656
He's talking about a scene that was originally in the first drafts of the script, but wound up getting cut.

Originally the first shot in the film was going to be Luke's severed hand and lightsaber from ESB floating through space.

Yes, I'm not joking. That's what they were planning.

>>86884656
There was a scene cut from TFA with Luke's cut-off hand holding the Anakin lightsaber (blue one) floating through space before being found by the resistance.

>>86884662
>Any truth to the sloth Anakin leak?
No, but it's funny as hell. There is a grain of truth to it I'll get to in a minute.

>Sources
All of the good sources have gone underground since MSW got compromised and became a source for Disney approved marketing leaks.

YouTube channels like Stupendous Wave and Mike Zeroh have actually been taking their information from various sources, including these threads. Unfortunately being a legitimate source can be dangerous these days due to lawsuits. The only place you can really feel safe is on a board like this.

>>86884441
He better be alive. I'm not bothering watching anymore of these movies if they kill him.

>>86884737
hes clearly the main villain anon. just hang around until ep 9

>>86884216
This has nothing to do with the movie and everything to do with jewing man children out of their money

>>86884733
>There is a grain of truth to it I'll get to in a minute.
So here it is. Basically the worst kept secret of TLJ

Yoda is in this film. It all started with Frank Oz disappearing for a few weeks, doing some secret work on an undisclosed project. Then retailers started to leak new Yoda merchandise connected to TLJ, more of which comes out as we get close to Christmas.

Basically Yoda appears in this film as a ghost, much in the same way that Obi-Wan appeared in Empire Strikes Back.

When Rey first arrives on Ach-To Luke doesn't want her there and doesn't want to train her. Daisy Ridley herself confirmed as much in recent interviews. It's the spirit of Yoda who convinces Luke to take her on as a padawan.

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>>86884766
That's dumb as well. But better than dying just to make way for the new protagonists.

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>>86884118
>those feet

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FYI

Disney is going to shove the Porgs right down your throat. Don't like Porgs? TOO F'ING BAD! You're getting Porgs anyway.

>>86884833
Hamill himself said that he always thought Luke was headed toward the Dark Side at the end of ROTJ after failing to save his father.

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>>86884862
That OP image is a bit weird because it's been confirmed that Snoke wears genie slippers most of the time.

I know the Op image is legit. Just not certain why Snoke isn't wearing his golden kicks.

>>86884118
>killing Leia and Luke in the same movie

Bullshit. One has to go. Killing both will have a huge backlash.

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>>86884935
OP here. Luke lives. I didn't write those other spoilers. They're half truths and myths.

Leia wasn't originally supposed to die. This was their way of giving her a proper send off after the passing of Carrie Fisher.

This is the escape pod portion of her ship. Some people have mistaken it for a similar looking ship that was released for TFA. It's not the same ship.

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>>86884975
It's literally the cockpit portion of Leia's ship.

>>86884935
Luke isn't dead.

Ep9 spoilers
Skipping ahead a few years: Kylo and Rey start a new Jedi academy on Ach-to and begin training students in both aspects of the force. Poe and Finn are among them as they felt an awakening of their own shortly after the events of TLJ.

Rey, Yoda and Obi-wan are in meeting to discuss a disturbance in the force that has been building since the day Luke "died" when they are interrupted by Maz Kanata who arrives carrying Luke's robotic hand.

Sensing that he is still alive, Rey goes alone into the shipwreckage of the star destroyer to find out exactly what happened to him or at least recover his body frozen in space.

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Fans of the BB-8 style droids will be pleased to hear there are at least FOUR different BB style droids in the movie.

BB-8
The Resistance BB Droid (Pictured)
BB-9e (First Order Droid)

And a fourth version that has yet to be revealed. Disney will offer all four droids in a Disney Park exclusive droid factory set.

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>>86885073
>BB-9e

And of this seems pretty gay.

>>86884118
>"LUKE, IF YOU KILL ME YOU'RE JUST BECOME LIKE ME"

>>86885062
None of this is true. The group also never returns to Ach-To for a very specific reason.

Also, Obi-Wan's only importance in this film is that he's an ancestor of Rey. That's why he calls out to her in TFA.

If you really want to know how the next film ends, just listen to what Snoke says in TFA. He basically tells you how the whole thing is going to wind up.

>>86884596
>Star Wars Aftermath Series

Proofs?

>>86885128

Ancestor of Rey how? Wouldn't that mean grandfather or great grandfather?

>>86884441
>robotic hand flying through space

And it's fake news guys. No way Disney is this autistic

>>86885128
>"If Skywalker returns, the new Jedi will rise."

This was probably the biggest writing mistake in the new saga. It's a dead giveaway about the end of the entire trilogy.

JJ, KK and others have tried to say that they "had no plan for the new movies." But this is an outright lie. Lawrence Kasdan himself said in the early production of TFA that the first thing they did was to write out the plan for all three movies. All the major plot points.

You know that Luke will return. You know that the heroes will not fail. So now you know that in the end of EP9 the new Jedi order will rise.

Further confirming this is that Luke has changed his vision of what it means to be a Jedi, giving greater importance to the term "new jedi order."

These are literally a new style Jedi. Never seen before in the galaxy. Born from the teachings of Skywalker himself, based partially on ancient revelations and partially on what he has learned in his life.

When JJ, KK and company realized they had accidentally given away the end of the film they started lying saying they had no plans for the entire trilogy. Pretending they were making it up as they went alone. Shameful damage control and lies.

>>86885128
lmao F A K E F A K E F A K E
keep pushing that bullshit Rey Kenobi story since body believes it anyway LMAO

>>86885178
I hate to say it but I believe it's going to be a ridiculous ass pull. We also know that Rey wasn't abandoned on Jakku, she was hidden there, much like the Millennium Falcon. Her parents didn't want Snoke to find her.

>>86885220
OP here. Yes, that is totally fake. Although the thing about Luke's hand floating through space in the original opening of TFA is totally true and can easily be confirmed by searching online.

>>86885128
>just listen to what Snoke says
>while you call the one post talking about "new jedi" fake
take a hike kike

>>86885222

Maybe, Snoke might be seeing things in black and white though. If he is the supposed ancient evil wouldn't he think the only explanation and path to the Light side is reforming the Jedi?

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>>86885268
Rey's Kenobi heritage actually plays into the new Obi-Wan Kenobi spin off film.

Disney wants all of their new films to be inter connected. Even the new Han Solo film ties into the other movies.

And this is no joke. Disney is taking this very seriously. They've already complete merchandising plans for the Han Solo film, a production that is far from completion.

>>86884291
>Rose
Who is Rose?

>>86885330

Asian lady with Finn.

>>86885330
Asian girl.

>>86885296
I think there is some truth to what you're saying. Snoke is rumored to be the first dark side user, predating the ancient sith order. We know the sith had to create their rule of two because of the chaos and treachery that occurred among the dark side users.

But still, the fact remains. Disney fucked up hard and accidentally gave away the end of their new saga.

In another pathetic ass pull, I have reason to believe that Finn is going to be discovered to have force sensitivity, which is why he was able to handle a lightsaber in TFA.

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>>86885330
She's said to be a "Finn fanboy." She basically follows him around like a puppy dog in the film, only winding up saving his ass in the end of the movie. That's basically her entire story arc.

Oh, that and her sister Paige dies in battle.

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>>86885371
>>86885359
> her face

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>>86885404
>Sister Paige

Everytime something new comes out about Episode 8 it just makes the movie look more unappealing to me. Whats with those lazy vehicle designs

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>>86885404
For the record, Black Guy / Asian Woman pairings were a big comedy trope back in the 80's.

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>>86885330

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>>86885438
>Whats with those lazy vehicle designs
I will admit they really are half assed.

Not that I want to get into a whole prequels vs sequels discussion, but the prequels did have many elegant, unique, cool looking ships.

George always had a good eye for cool hardware. Same as James Cameron.

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>>86885407
Buzz, your girlfriend...

>>86884863
>>86884863
this looks like those monsters in lore that replace stolen children

wtf did disney mean by this?

>>86885407
Man, Ken Jeong does NOT look good with longer hair.

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>>86885372

If that is true, damn it all the heck.

With all these spoilers real or not, the callbacks are getting kind've annoying. I understand some are probably musts (Yoda and Obi Wan appearing as Force ghosts) but the story itself is the same formula. I don't know what I expected. Five year old me wouldn't care regardless.

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>Neck Beard Gary Kurtz redeemed.

The original producer of Star Wars and ESB, Gary Kurtz, had a major falling out with Lucas during the early production of ROTJ.

Before he left Lucas Land, Kurtz commented on George's plans for a sequel trilogy. In it he said we were going to meet the big bad villain behind it all. The man who bankrolled the empire. The one who financed the rise of Palpatine himself.

Clearly Disney liked this idea and Snoke was influenced by it, although they didn't follow the original idea exactly.

Snoke's goal in the new saga isn't just to rule the galaxy, he literally wants to acquire wealth. That's his primary motivation. It was Snoke who set up Starkiller base as a back up plan in case of the fall of the Empire.

>>86884817
Ah, nice. So it's literally an ESB clone in the same way TFA is an ANH clone.

>>86884817
>force ghost yoda in billion dollar CGI Disney budget
I am okay with this. There is literally no way they would allow that to fuck up.

>>86884863
>will literally be a thirty second scene with the little shits waddling around in a nearly 3 hour cut.

>>86885598
>Ah, nice. So it's literally an ESB clone in the same way TFA is an ANH clone.
And sadly they're not even trying to hide it.

When confronted about this painfully obvious fact KK has even stated bullshit like, "well we wanted to people to see how things mirror each other in the star wars universe." I'm paraphrasing but you get the idea. Basically that the entire story is a circle that keeps going around and around, using the same ideas and plot points over and over again.

>>86885372
>Snoke is rumored to be the first dark side user
Fuck that sort of bullshit

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>>86885626
Nope. I hate to say this but the Porg's have a big role in this film and Disney is going to merchandise the hell out of them. Think of those early scenes in ROTJ between Leia and Wicket the Ewok. Only it's going to be Chewie and the Porgs.

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>>86885640
Literally the serpent in the garden of evil style character.

Remember the force tree.

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>>86885670
>Chewie and the Porgs

>>86885670
Merchandise is not the movie itself you fucking dumb retard. You and I both know the film is not going to focus much time on them. I don't give a shit if they make toys. Are you going to be peer pressured to buy them? Who gives a shit? Let kids buy whatever they want.

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>>86885717
>>86885670
I'm not kidding you folks about these damn Porgs. They are literally everywhere in the start of the film.

>>86885788
>this children's book targeting a demographic 20 years younger than me is representative of the film.

>>86885717
>>86885670
I fucking hate this porgs. The most soulless corporate BS creature ever.

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Disney has such a hard on for Porgs they've already created an animated short featuring the creatures. It's been met with mixed feelings on the part of fans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RkSQSxEkX4

Porg's will be heavily featured in at least a 1/3 of the movie, and very heavily merchandised.

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>>86885592
What the fuck?
pic related.

>>86885633
Nothing that has been confirmed even remotely sounds like the plot of Empire.

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>>86885788
2 SLOTH!!1

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>>86885486
Yeah even stuff that is supposed to play homage on later empire hardware are designs that can stand on their own instead of DUDE TIE INTERCEPTOR WITH A BLOCKY COCKPIT SO NEW

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>>86885832
>Star Wars has been marketing toys for nearly 40 years
>"THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH MAKING MONEY ON CHILDREN'S TOYS!"

>>86885832
Porgs are a committee designed marketing creation. Basically a combination of Grump Cat and a Penguin, only with no beak to make the merchandise more kid friendly.

Disney is actually worried that they're losing the kid market when it comes to toys and merch. The only characters that truly resonated with kids were Kylo and BB-8. They were desperate to have the next "BB-8" style break out character. Hence the Porgs were born.

>>86885876
Jar-Jar was cute.

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>>86885879
>Disney is actually worried that they're losing the kid market when it comes to toys and merch.

I'm not joking about this either. New merchandise, which isn't even supposed to be released until September 1st, has already been spotted on mark down.

Retailers do not have confidence in the new products. Disney / Hasbro has had to compensate by making the packaging much smaller, cutting corners on costs, and passing along savings to retail giants to they can make a bigger profit, hopefully giving them incentive to carry the new merch.

>>86885879
>kids aren't allowed to have fun and buy cute penguin looking fucks at Target because I am a manchild and need to pretend that this space fantasy for babies adheres to my neckbeard dense reverence for an original trilogy I wasn't alive for, a prequel trilogy I mindlessly ate up when I was 12, and a new trilogy I pretend to hate.

>>86885879
same shit as minions and any other movie where the design is expressively limited but overly animated.

So many movies do this to get kids because they don't know any other way.

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>>86884863
>everyone who shat on Ewoks will OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOVE *gigglesquee* the Porgs

There's no justice in the world

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Remember the infamous Force Sloth? It was a hilarious fan created myth. Basically the story goes that a sloth type creature would rise out of the ocean, Rey would fight and defeat it, and in doing so it would turn into the spirit of Anakin Skywalker.

Considering all the crazy shit that comes out of the new Disney films, it's almost believable.

However...

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>>86885937
>Implying kids played with Ewoks
It's not about making kid friendly shit, silly.
Kids want to pretend to be grown ups or teenagers. They don't want to play with Marey sue, boyega, and a soccer ball.
Anyone apologizing for KK's fuck ups is a jackass

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>>86884975
Nice to see alpha team set pieces being repurposed

How long before they make Rey a Skywalker just so the character is more marketable ?

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>>86885953
>However

However it's just a giant seal creature, only seen for a few moments, slapping its big belly with his giant arms and warming his GIANT BALLS in the sun

I honestly wish I was making that part up.

>>86885977
>giant orange buzzsaw
Is that one stronger then the orange chainsaw ?

>>86885966
>Implying kids played with Ewoks
Except they did...
>They don't want to play with Marey sue, boyega, and a soccer ball.
I actually worked in retail during that Christmas when TFA came out. BB8 and Rey were requested so often, we had to constantly ship refill orders to the manufacturer. You obviously don't know a goddamn thing of what you are talking about, Star Wars toys sell like crack to kids.

13 year olds aren't as cynical as you are, some early twenties something disgruntled faggot that Star Wars isn't some secret kino you heard about on letterboxd.

>>86885982
I think the twist of making her a Kenobi is done for a couple of reasons. To throw people off their guard, because it seem to obvious to have her be a Skywalker, even though she should be.

Also to set up their new Kenobi film.

Finally to do some of that classic Lucas inspired poetry. In Star Wars a Kenobi trained Luke. In TLJ Luke trains a Kenobi.

I just threw up in my mouth a little while I was typing all that.

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I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THESE GUYS.
WHAT THE FUCK DISNEY, WHY?
WHY CAN'T WE ACTUALLY ENJOY OUR NOSTALGIA?

>>86885937
It's not about kids. It's about greedy producers making ads instead of movies.

>>86886040
Then don't see it and don't buy the toys.

>>86886021
>Except they did...
Old Anon here. I can confirm this. Kids went crazy for Ewoks. The little furry bastards even had their own cartoon series and two TV movies.

>>86886020
Yes. Also you see those green transparent spears? Those are higher tier than orange transparent chainsaw due to their reach

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>>86886021
>Except they did...
No they didn't, they got thrown into the "Bad guy" pile or the "who the fuck cares" pile with the Gamorrean guards and all of the characters that don't have cool guns, armor, or swords.
>I work in retail
>Christmas when TFA came out
How about now? are the shitty toys flying off the shelves or are they on some K-Mart "4 for the price of 1" special?
What's selling like hotcakes? Is it Star Wars hothwheels cars? Is it Loopin' Chewie? Is it the blade builders monstrosity? Rey costumes?

They fucked up so bad they can't even figure out that they are fucking up.

>13 year olds aren't as cynical as you are, some early twenties something disgruntled faggot that Star Wars isn't some secret kino you heard about on letterboxd.
Oh but they will be...they will be.

>>86886033
This is very annoying. Prequels did a good job world building by introducing new races that received good amount of screen time (gungans, dugs, toydarians, nemodians, kaminoans, geonosians, utapauans,) as well as showing you all the old familiar races.

I have not seen any previous race from star wars in TFA, RO, or promo material for TLJ, that wasnt Chebacca.

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Kylo Ren's smashed helmet is the biggest giveaway about the eventual destiny of his character. It's a massive spoiler hiding in plain sight.

We all know Kylo is prone to throwing tantrums. Only Kylo would destroy his own helmet is such a manner, but it's also a dead giveaway showing his growing rejection of the dark side and Snoke's leadership.

This is basically the "unexpected" development in Kylo's character that Adam Driver recently hinted about.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-adam-driver-teases-unexpected-kylo-ren-development-last-jedi-1030841

This is the beginning of Kylo's redemption arc.

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>>86886126
The aliens in the new films are legitimately terrible, and few and far between.

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>>86886130
>Redemption arc
He killed Han Solo. There is no redemption for that.
The fact they are even trying that is an insult to the entire continuity, canon, and community.

These disney fucks have to understand that just because they "own star wars", doesn't mean that they know the first thing about it.

>>86886130
>This is the beginning of Kylo's redemption arc.

Unfortunately things don't end well for Kylo. You can't totally redeem the man who killed off Han Solo, a franchise favorite.

Also, Disney accidentally gave away his eventual fate in TFA. When Rey says that Kylo fears he will never be as powerful as Darth Vader, she's actually predicting his future.

In the final battle in Episode 9 Kylo will sacrifice himself to save Rey and defeat Snoke, much in the way Vader did the same thing in ROTJ. In that moment he will finally become as powerful as Darth Vader, but in a different way.

Again, more revolving poetry.

>>86886168
He didn't kill Han Solo. Han sacrificed himself to bring his son back to the light. Also Kylo Ren isn't Ben Solo in the same vein that Darth Vader isn't Anakin Skywalker. The old persona dies when the new one appears and vice versa.

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>>86885525
Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVEiqp0ezTI

>‘Star Wars’ Villain Adam Driver Hopes Fans Are Happy With Kylo Ren’s

>>86884863
>pokemon

>>86886125
>No they didn't
You are autistic and underage, yes they did.
>How about now? are the shitty toys flying off the shelves or are they on some K-Mart "4 for the price of 1" special?
I don't work in retail anymore and any retard can tell you August is not a toy season. You wait for the week leading up to TLJ, which is right during the Christmas traffic.
>What's selling like hotcakes? Is it Star Wars hothwheels cars? Is it Loopin' Chewie? Is it the blade builders
monstrosity? Rey costumes?
None of the main toy lines have come out yet, bub.
>They fucked up so bad they can't even figure out that they are fucking up.
It still is one of the most lucrative franchises in the world and TFA is the third highest grossing film in American film history so far.

Stay mad though.

>Kids are going to love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pszDixb_ZqQ

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>>86886190
>He didn't kill Han Solo
denial
>Han sacrificed himself to bring his son back to the light
head canon to explain away the stupidity of TFA
>Kylo Ren isn't Ben Solo in the same vein that Darth Vader isn't Anakin Skywalker
semantic name symbolism that stretches the imagination beyond belief.
Who gives a fuck what Darth Vader's name is? This is like Han Solo "earning his name". Nobody gives a fuck, its the actions that define the character. Darth Vader made shit happen. Kyleo Kataren is just Revan mixed with Anakin and it sucks.
>The old persona dies when the new one appears and vice versa.
Thats fucking lame. Darth Vader = Anakin Skywalker is a retcon. never forget that. It's not something to base an entire trilogy on. How people didn't learn this from the prequels astonishes me.

I'm done with Star Wars.

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>>86885592
Any shingling or butter churning need doing?

>>86886303
cry all you like but what I said backed up by canon and what you say is literal headcanon. Anakin Skywalker is NOT the same "person" as Darth Vader and Kylo Ren is not the same "person" as Ben Solo. The actions of one are not the actions of the other. That is why Anakin in RTOJ has his appearance from before becoming Darth Vader. Get over yourself and deal with it. Or don't watch the movies. I don't care.

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We know that Rey isn't the most popular character in the new Star Wars franchise. However, there's one character who is so unpopular he's endangering the future of Star Wars merchandise itself.

Poor Finn.

This is the scene at stores across the country. The character has single handedly destroyed Star Wars toy sales for almost two years.

Basically, a product buyer is in charge of all new toy purchases. However, the buyer will not order new product when they still have old product on the shelves. They don't care if its 100 of the same figure.

So a character who was, let's face the facts, shoved into the film to please diversity quotas, wound up almost destroying the Star Wars merchandising golden goose.

It just goes to show that your characters should always been natural and organic and never created by marketing committees.

>>86886168
This, Chewie should hate his guts for life for killing Han, that harry fuck has a life-dept to fulfill and now he can't, that supposed to be serious shit in wookie world.

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>>86886387
>We know that Rey isn't the most popular character in the new Star Wars franchise.

Because of this the merchandising for the new film will focus on the following characters

Kylo, BB-8, Porgs, Praetorian Guards, Yoda, Luke and R2.

Everyone else is taking a back seat.

>>86886387
I want /pol/ to leave.
Finn was the best character in the entire movie. If you had actually watched it you would know that. Taking a pic of a stocked shelf before the store opens isn't evidence of anything.

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>MFW Luke doesn't kill everyone to bring balance to the force

truly a pleb series

Wait so if Snoke dies in VIII and Kylo goes back to the light, what's the big baddie of 9?

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>>86886427
Unfortunately Hasbro just can't pretend that Finn doesn't exist, so they've created a new figure that is destined to be the next major shelf hanger.

Finn in First Order Officer disguise.

Remember now that Finn was part of the First Order for almost 20 years. That he was instantly recognized by a fellow storm trooper. How would he not be spotted by at least one person?

This outfit comes from his infiltration mission with Rose

>>86886427
>Avoid the female POS character for the whiny manchild faggot character

Well, at least they know who buys the toys.

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>>86886446
Yeah, I'm sorry, I felt a bit weird when writing that. It's the truth, but I want you to know that it's definitely not /pol/ garbage. It's just the sad fate of committee thinking. They literally created a retail crisis to appease racial bean counters.

>>86886472
>This outfit comes from his infiltration mission with Rose

>>86886465
Luke.

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>>86886356
>Anakin Skywalker is NOT the same "person" as Darth Vader and Kylo Ren is not the same "person" as Ben Solo
Yes they are. You don't just "become another person" when you decide you like black more than brown and beige. You're still the same guy. Bruce Wayne is Batman. He doesn't stop being Bruce Wayne when he puts on his costume. Thats what makes a character deep. Saying "ben solo is dead", but "kylo ren is alive". That is just stupid.
>>86886273
>None of the main toy lines have come out yet, bub.
For TFA? lol. There are no costumes kids want to wear. You have
>Rehashed pilot outfit
>Leather Jacket, stormtrooper pants.
>Desert Rags
>Reflective Metal Stormtrooper
>Rehashed Stormtrooper
>Shiny black edgelord vader with a silly sword
certified D U M P S T E R F I R E
>It still is one of the most lucrative franchises in the world
It was before Disney took over, so that is irrelevant.
> TFA is the third highest grossing film in American film history so far.
That isn't because TFA was good. It's because it had "Star Wars" in the title.
Rogue One didn't fly so good.

PREPARE YOUR ANGUS FOR POLICE ACADEMY MODE.
DIMINISHED RETURNS: ENGAGE

>>86886465
Luke you dumbass

>>86886523
muh headcanon
filtered

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So what's the plans post XI?

>>86886523
>Rogue One didn't fly so good.
Because it was trash.

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>>86886523
>being THIS MUCH of an original trilogy fanboy

>>86885330
Diversity hire :(

Could have casted literally any pretty girl with talent, but nope. Had to hire an asian woman w/o acting chops

>>86886523
Sometimes I forget that Star Wars threads literally have the most autistic posters on this board next to God's Not Dead false flagging. Thanks for reminding me.

>>86886560
More spin offs until they go backwards and to a Knights of the Old Republic era trilogy.

I'm not joking about this. they're already setting it up. Darth Revan is about to be reintroduced into the Star Wars cannon in the same way that Grand Admiral Thrawn was retconned into the new Disney Cannon.

They've already included a major planet from KOTOR in one of the new Disney approved guides to the galaxy books. The figure has seen some new merchandise. And the books that Luke shows Rey on Ach-To specifically refer to the KOTOR era.

>>86886590
>she has no acting chops
Did you look the actress up? How do you know she isn't talented?

>>86886130
I want to see a swap. I want Kylo trying to resist the pull of the Light.

I want Dark Rey, trying to get away from the pull of the Dark

>>86886616

If they do Kotor are they gonna go with the original plan of Kotor 3 being about the exile rebuilding the jedi order or are they gonna follow the TORtanic story

>>86886625
I'd like to see that too honestly. It's less predictable.

>>86886465

Benicio del Toro

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>>86886514
It's like pottery it rhymes like pottery it rhymes like pottery it rhymes like pottery it rhymes like pottery...

>>86886574
You didn't like a story about a young girl abandoned by her parents who decides to reluctantly stop the empire from using a giant space station alongside a diverse group of rebels including a former imperial and a funny droid?

Hmmm.
What a fucking joke this whole thing is.
>>86886576
>Being upset people like the originals of something
>Liking the rehashes of something
Pleb mentality.

>>86886640
>the exile rebuilding the jedi order

No stop that, the jedi order being rebuilt should not be the Kenny always dies of fucking Star Wars.

>>86886657
Nah, DJ the slicer is a good guy, even though he acts suspicious as a rouse. His good guy status has been confirmed by leaked toys showing him fighting on the side of the heroes.

It's actually believed that Laura Dern's character is the new Lando of the film, betraying the heroes to Snoke.

>>86886679
nah not gonna fall for it. last reply you get outta me.

>>86885788
You can see hundreds of them at the end of TFA if you're looking for them. Of course, they're really puffins.

>>86886679
>You didn't like a story about a young girl abandoned by her parents who decides to reluctantly stop the empire from using a giant space station alongside a diverse group of rebels including a former imperial and a funny droid?
Are you still bitching about black rebels?

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Why live?

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Let's take a moment to reflect upon the magnificence of Daisy Ridley's super fine ass.

>>86885924
Not a surprise. Everything they've put out toy wise is either over expensive garbage or cheap, immobile garbage.

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>>86886784
She really works hard to keep those sweet cheeks nice and firm and tight.

You could say that she knows her fanny is one of her best assets.

>>86886805
more like her chompers

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>>86886784
>>86886805
>Oops! Wrong hole!
>Just try to breath and relax. You'll learn to like it Rey!

>>86885924
That happens at Walmarts with retarded managers. They get put out before street date, but with no official spot on the shelves for them, they end up in the clearance aisle. Then when the street date comes, they're full price again. It happens every movie release at certain stores.

t. dude who's been buying this shit since the 70s.

>>86886780
I remember when this board spent 6 months up until release calling her ugly and photoshopping her teeth.

Now it's foot fetishes, workout webms and hamburger eating.

>>86886144
Damn, those designs are ugly.

>>86886796
There's a greater crisis that retailers are facing. Kids today just aren't that interested in toys. You're absolutely right about the dwindling quality of the new products. This stuff just isn't very well made.

Honestly the entire franchise is being propped up by adult collectors.

>>86886805
Fanny is puss, not ass, foolish burger.

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>>86886760
>being this dense
Its the same plot, dumbass.
Whats the fucking point of bringing up human racial diversity in a movie with green humanoids and slug aliens?
SJW disney drones are so weak-willed they can't even understand the alien-racism metaphor?
There must be several dozen people paid to just spam ridiculous bullshit onto imageboards.

>>86886876
Crazy limey. Fanny has been sweet cheeks since the 1800s here in the States.

>>86886897
>Its the same plot, dumbass.
We all know that.
>SJW disney drones are so weak-willed they can't even understand the alien-racism metaphor?
Oh fuck off man. You need to go outside and relax. Adopt a dog, that helps with autism.

>>86886897
>literally nobody understands what this faggot is trying to say.

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>>86886931
Star Wars was made by a bunch of autists so you can go directly into the trash compactor with the rest of the normies that ruin everything fun and interesting.
>>86886948
Kill yourself, lil nigga

>>86886968
Are you having some sort of a breakdown?

Folks do you realize that we are running out of spoilers for the Last Jedi? You'll know everything about this film months before it hits theaters.

>>86886873
Japan has it right. Kids don't care about toys, so they fully pander to adults and make ultra expensive figures that actually look nice. Unfortunately for Disney that means heavily sexualized women since males are the ones who tend to have money.

>>86885486
10 and 11 are EXACTLY THE SAME...

>>86887012
I wasn't going to waste money on it anyway anon.

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>>86886982
Forgot i was on post-moot cuckchan where every thread is a template, astroturfed by guerilla marketing, or filled with tumblr plebs

My mistake.

>>86886126
Nien Nunb, and Ackbar in TFA, at least 3 twi-leks in RO, and Ponda Baba. Then there's something in TFA that is almost a hammerhead, but not quite. A puppet Hutt in a new movie would be nice. ESB barely had any aliens. Bossk and ugnaughts were re-used masks from Most Eisley.

>>86887081
If that's what you need to tell yourself...

>>86887012
I'll just be watching a camrip. I hope there's a livestream so I can laugh together with /tv/.

>>86884118
Thats a big lightsaber.

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>sitting here waiting for that daisy ridley ass while reading posts discussing the movie like

>>86885220
Actually the scene of Luke's arm floating in space, then falling in the desert to finally be found by Maz was the intro of TFA but they decided to cut it. Never underestimate the stupidity of Disney. After TFA? anything is possible, including multiple reincarnation, inanimate objects being able to do things, etc

>>86887117
>I need to laugh with a bunch of faceless underage autists while watching a discord stream of a 280p camrip from Pakistan.

>>86884661
>Who is The Last Jedi
I thought every knows the Jedi in the title is plural by now.

>>86887119
It is original trilogy size.

>>86887081

Why hire Ewan McGregor for an Obi-Wan movie when they can make cgi Alec Guiness?

>>86887147
It's Luke.

>>86887135
It's more fun to watch a movie with people than alone. Real people get angry when you point out flaws in a movie.

>>86884216
>re-released the same exact figure, only now with a lightsaber

That's the jewiest fucking shit.

>>86887175
It's plural.

>>86884291
>and falls into a trash compactor

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>>86887206
Jedi is used both as a singular and a plural. Even so, the title alludes to first Luke who dies and then Rey, who finishes her standard training.

>>86885420
why does she looke like a WW2 japanese pilot?
Is Disney gonna stop pandering to womyn and asians one day?

>>86887253
>all original trilogy dogfight were homages to WW2 fighter pilots and WW2 fighter combat.

>>86885592
Gary Kurtz is a greedy asshole who wanted to milk Star Wars forever with new villains after each episodes. What has he achieved beside working with George Lucas? Ever heard of a Gary Kurtz film?

>>86884441
>Callback to the cut scene from TFA

How the fuck you finna callback to a scene you cut from the film?

What's the latest on Mustafar? It's presence in Rogue One can't have been just for that one scene, right? Wasn't it rumoured that Kylo visits there to acquire some artefact?

>>86886873
Very true, because its far easier for a parent to stick a smartphone or video game in front of their kid.

>>86884695
That's pretty cool desu. Better than "we'll do the EXACT SAME THING as all the others, but with a bigger ship!"

It would have been cool to see the franchise subvert some of it's own tropes after 6 fucking films

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>>86884863

HOW DARE YOU HATE ON THE CUTE THING
BUY MORE TOYS BUY MORE PLUSHIES

>>86886805
>>86886784
I would literally chomp on one of her turds just for fun.

>>86887310
Gary and George's original ideas for ROTJ were a lot better than what we got.

>Han Solo sacrifices himself.
>Leia becomes the queen of her people
>Wookie Planet
>Luke rides off into the sunset to seek out new Jedi

Would have been a lot more satisfying. And the ideas about the sequel trilogy were George's, not Gary's.

>>86885446
Fuck yes, Quon Le and Mac were the best pair, I miss Night Court.

>>86885876
The difference is that George Lucas sold toys to make his movies independently from studio meddling. Disney is making movies to sell toys.

>>86885788
>Those two long necked sloth fucks lounging on the beach

Oh my.

>>86885937
>kids can't have fun if they don't buy the new silly merchs that appears in SW
Dude, you should work for Disney marketing department, you're onto something

>>86886446
Yeah haha i loved when he shouted at the chrome trooper girl saying HAHA IN YO FACE WHOS THA BOSS NOW? YEEEAAH

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>>86885788
Who the fuck is that dude standing in the top right in a robe?

>>86886780
I want a Xenofu

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>>86887516
>Who the fuck is that dude standing in the top right in a robe?
Space Nun. They're the caretakers of the island. Allegedly 1000 years old. All female

>>86884710
how would that possibly end up in space

>>86886839
>t. dude who's been buying this shit since the 70s.

1) Why?
2) Are you in an episode of hoarders?

>>86887544
Bespin is a gas planet you dumbass. It obviously fell through the clouds and into space

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>All these /reddit9k/ adult neckbeards whining about the fucking penguin things

I bet you loved the Ewoks though. Those things are put in for the fucking kids, not you. Get a girlfriend already. Start a family. Get a fucking life. Jesus Christ.

JUST POST MORE ASSSSS ALRERADY YOU AUIUITIOSITICSTCBASTERPHAGGOTS AAAARRRRRGGGHHH AAAAAAAAHHHH

>>86887420
I don't care either way, both require a level of corporatism and I'm not going to split hairs like some nostalgia faggot.

You realize that Disney has had a relationship with Star Wars since the 80s, right?

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>>86887541

>tfw you realize Yoda and Yaddle came from these bitches being raped by space cocaine crazed Porgs

>>86887396
Nah, RotJ has its ups and downs but the ending was perfect. Empire defeated, everyone happy and grouped together for the last shot, and '97 edition from Xrd the stupid yub nub song and added real music.

>>86887496
>kids can't have fun if they don't buy the new silly merchs that appears in SW
I literally never said that. You people are pathetic.

>>86884474
i hope they explain how a splinter group of a defeated faction has more resources and better tech than the original faction at full strength

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>>86887420
>The difference is that George Lucas sold toys to make his movies independently from studio meddling

>prequelfaggot morons actually believe this bullshit

>>86885446
Maybe because so many black GIs got Asian fever in 'Nam.

>>86887639
Well you're in the minority there - among die hard Star Wars fans and respected film reviewers.

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>>86887628
Screencapping this because you just know one of those nun creatures is going to be Yoda's mom with some other alien she ran off with in the Yoda origin film.

>>86887581
>he says while posting on 4chan on a Friday night/Saturday morning

>>86886968
>>86887081
Check it out, the contrariam finally slipped!

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>>86887396
>Wookie planet
Star Wars Holiday Special ruined that, so he made ewoks instead.
The Disney series is going to be regarded with disdain in the future because of all the wasted potential.
It's a dry handjob.

>>86887727
No Luke Skywalker / Han Solo reunion was the biggest sin.

>>86887628
I like how almost all official canon completely forgets Yaddle existed when at any point she could have been asked about her planet and all mystery around Yoda is solved.

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>>86885592
>>86885840
>>86886334
mfw I have a closely cropped version of that chinstrap and when I had a full beard visiting Japan someone came up to me and asked if I was Amish

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>>86886472
I bet it will still sell more than the Rose version

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>>86887722
What's your fucking point? We stayed in tonight because we're going out to watch the Mayweather McGregor fight with friends tomorrow. Meanwhile you'll still be here crying about how triggered you are by penguins made for children in a movie series made for children that is literally an extended toy commercial. I suggest you fucking kill yourself bro.

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>>86886427
Rey was the only figure I bought from the film. I needed to add her to my collection.

>>86886422
Do we know if Chewie has saved his life between films?

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>>86887762
Yeah, plus they never showed her tight green pussy or how all the other Jedi would fuck the shit out of her on the regular. Shit's an injustice.

>>86885832
>The most soulless corporate BS creature ever.
MINIONS

>>86887797
As a Mad TV enthusiast, I've always wanted an action figure of Miss Swan.

No Evil Luke? : ^ (

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Reminder if you don't want Yaddle to give you a footjob while Ki Adi Mundi watches and then blow your load inside of her and make Ki Adi Mundi clean it up with his tongue like the cuck he is you are literally a faggot

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>>86887541
Those creep me out. Luke has a bunch of space nun slaves?

>>86887273
Yet George didn't make the planes look like it was WW2. There's a difference between inspiration and copying stuff in the most stupid way. Even the resistance costumes looked like WW2 partisans in TFA . WTF this is a sci-fi movie, how can someone lack imagination that much?

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>>86887722
checkin those digits.
>contrarian
99% of the market for tv and movies is based on brand recognition and nostalgia from a time when there was more creativity in the industry.
99% of remade shows and movies are absolute dogshit produced by politically correct feminist jews who would don't give a flying fuck about the source material.
To reiterate: They don't give a shit if they run it into the ground, because they don't give a shit at all! and you're a faggot if you buy into their post-modern CIANigger faggotry!
>inb4 "but anon, that thing you like was always shit"
>"We're trying to make it more inclusive!"
>"It's for kids, so they can experience a new generation..."
No, you subhuman ingrate.
Drink your New Coke.

>>86887916
They were there before he arrived. But yeah, it is kinda weird that he's living alone on that island with all those turtle nuns.

>>86887809
Nice LARP and projection there, bud. Maybe reddit is more your speed?

>>86887628 >>86887762
>ever forgetting Yaddle
yaddleonahole.jpg

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>>86887975
Is this pasta?

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>>86887916
>>86887986

You can tell he didn't fuck them because he does the Virgin Walk in pictures from the movie.

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>>86888011
>>86887855
someone beat me to it

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>>86888011
>>86887855
>>86887722

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>>86888008
>People going out on Saturday night to hang out with their friends and watch the biggest fight ever is something someone would LARP about

Holy shit. You couldn't possibly be any more of a /reddit9k/ loser. Kill yourself twice my man.

>>86885998

Force Sloth!

>>86887975
>when the tinfoil is too tight and you don't have healthy friends.

>>86888070
>projecting this hard
>still LARPing and getting defensive
>all that reddit spacing

Wew lad, calm down

post daisy ass ffs

>>86888143
We did.

>>86886784
>>86886805

>>86887563
Is Hoaders a gameshow? I'd win.

>>86886472
>complete with memetrooper meme baton

god dammit

>>86887576
Impossible. Bespin would have gravity that wouldn't let the hand float away.

>>86888243
He stole it off of TR-8R's corpse.

>>86886616
>cannon

why do people use this fucking word when they can't even spell it

100% mad so don't even ask

>>86885404
>>86884291
>Rey saves herself
>Finn has to be rescued
I'd be angry, but I'm already done with this cancer series.

>>86886446
my favorite part of finn was how he was raised from childhood in a brutal regime to be an ice cold killer but he acts like a completely normal person

also the fact that they put all those resources into training him in warfare to make him a janitor lmao

>>86888347
>tfw Finn will need rescuing again in Episode IX

When are we gonna get a new trailer?

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>>86888347

Yet you're in the thread being salty as hell. You're gonna watch it and you know it. Virgin walking up to the ticket booth while all of the Chads and Stacys laugh at you and call you names, the ticket person saying "Enjoy the film" and you replying "Y-y-you too" then not being able to forget about it so you can't focus on the film, not to mention Chad and his bros throwing popcorn at you as you can barely hear the score of the film over the sound of Stacy sucking their thundercocks as the tears stream down your face. Oh you'll be there alright, and while you're there remember to just be yourself.

>>86888424
October, confirmed

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As an old person who didn't like the prequels, and who memed on them excessively this last decade, I really feel like I should write George Lucas a heartfelt apology letter.

Episode II was bad and aged like milk, but holy fuck we didn't know how good we had it.

>>86888536
>implying us virgins can get in anymore with the new detectors

These things are too fuckin accurate

>>86884291
>rey getting thoroughly btfo in any capacity
yeah fake leaks

>>86888733
I believe these "leaks" are made by Disney shills to confuse the audience when in reality the plot is already very obvious. It's a dumbed down version of ESB with characters and genders swapped. Mary Sue will beat Kylo Ren again and save her hapless friend who got caught in Cloud City 2.

I just hope the trollocs look real.

>>86885592

This right here is my main problem with the whole "how many movies were planned" shit....there's so many dissenting views about how many movies were planned and what they were going ot be about.

>>86887707
The same die hard fans who are giving a free pass to Disney?

>>86888536
>not just pirating it and watching it in camrip quality only so you can shit on how bad it is later

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Welp, Star Wars is on an assembly line now, and creativity will be thrown out the window, for the sake of the general audience.

They're also going to make Luke Skywalker a villain because every modern Disney movie wants to overdevelop their characters and make the least likely to be evil the villain. His motive will probably be "The Light and Dark sides have been fighting since the beginning of time leaving billions in the crossfire to suffer. I will end le pendulum of unrest and bring true balance to the force" or some bullshit like that

>>86886422
Harrison Ford wanted Han Solo to die. He wanted off the ride

>>86886446
Finn was a bitch. He would've been able to humanize the stormtroopers, like pleading with them to stop shooting at them when they were at the planet and the catina, instead of straight up slaughtering his former comrades that he used to work with

The TR8R memetrooper was my favorite character in the entire new series because his actions and stance, alone, made him the most memorable in the movie. He personally knew Finn, and wanted to beat him down with the shock baton. That guy actually felt genuine

>>86887627
What kind of relationship? Are you implying Disney had creativbe input into Star Wars since the 80s?

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>>86888350
Who was janitor on the starkiller base while finn was assaulting jakku?
That don't make sense.

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>>86889600
>Finn wasn't a janitor all the time, it was only part of his schedule. Finn is a good guy, he was always a good guy. Stop hating on, you hater

>>86885876
>Star Wars has always been trash
You might be onto something here anon

>>86885407
>>86885525
This thing is hideous, why couldn't they use Jessica Henwick?

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>>86889782
Why did the resistance send an old man, a wookie, and a janitor to attack a giant space station?
Why did Artoo Deetoo shut down and then boot up again?
Why was Spock the one that chased after Khan. wouldn't it make more sense for Jim to do that? Or maybe Bones?
Are movies even a real thing?

>>86889922
rumour says even Kathleen Kennedy didn't want her, she already filled th asian quotas with her sister pilot and she probably knows the chinese aren't fans of vietnamese people. It's Rian Johnson who insisted to have her. Obviously that girl has serious connections to Johnson and the guys who produced his movies be fore. At some point you have to return the favor when yourslef hijacked your way in Hollywood.
Star Wars is dead, it attracts more flies than a turd would

>>86885407

Remember when we had hot asians like Lucy Liu?

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>>86889981
>I didn't notice any of these plot issues because i always make sure i leave the brain at the door when I watch Disney kino. You should try it too. You'll realize capeshit are actually cinematic masterpieces.

>>86884621
>One thing is for certain. This is definitely NOT Kylo.

And what makes you say that?

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>>86890103
Why did he crash the plane with no survivors?
Why did they expect one in the wreckage?
Why did Dr. Pavel go to the CIA?
Did they really have a lotta loyalty for hired guns?
Was he really wondering the point of shooting a man before throwing him out of a plane?
Why were they in the middle of nowhere?
Did people really not care about Bane before he put on the mask?
Did he feel in charge or no?
How did Batman get back to Gotham without any of his gear?
>Disneyland tickets MSRP for $100

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>>86887975
>literally a 2 hour lego commercial
>bends over backwards to accommodate racist preferences regarding promotion
>mercilessly fucks the bleeding asshole of nostalgia while saying TAKE IT YOU BITCH
>dear george, fuck you, love kathleen

good show, disney

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>>86886616
>KOTOR will forever be THE definitive "old republic" setting
>Tales of Jedi's old republic will never be see

>>86885879
Everybody's losing the kid demographic when it comes to merchandise because kids are too busy with vidya and tablets/smartphones. A Hasbro exec let slip a while back that they have basically two demographics at this point, 0-4 year olds who are too young for a tablet, and adult toy collectors. The 5-11 and 12-15 demographics have disappeared.

If Disney were smart they'd have put the focus on making more "adult" Star Wars movies and pitched all the merchandise to adult collectors.

Luke is the main "villain". Snoke is dead by the end of TLJ.

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>>86885717
>Chewbacca's face

>>86884596
You idiot Lego always try and create generic pieces so they can reuse the same mold multiple times. This hologram piece can be used to represent any jedi or sith in a robe.

the lack of daisys ass in this thread is disappointing

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>>86890072
>Lucy Liu
she's one hot fuckin ching chong
good actress too

>>86886144

brown monsters with broad faces. How imaginative.

>>86884863
YOU DIDN'T LIKE JAR JAR? YOU'RE GETTING DOZENS OF SMALL JAR JARS!

>>86886472
You forgot to mention that this figure ms head is easily removable compared to others so that you can customize First Order Officers. Then Disney can say "look! Finn is selling!"

>>86887247
Thats nice, dear, but the title is plural.

>>86887809
>M-m-m-muh fight that will last 20 seconds

>>86892389
Rian Johnson said he always thought about it as singular, but keep drinking Disney koolaid. The Jedi order is over, now the Force is female

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>>86886472
>We want edgy kids audience

I require a pdf of scene by scene spoilers like we had for TFA please.

>>86892664
I thought Kylo got his saber destroyed in TFA. Why would they give him an exact replica? That's not how you sell toys wtf

>>86885592
Gary Kurtz biopic played by Bill Paxton when?


oh wait

>>86885879
>Kylo is most popular
I love it
He was the representation of the old fans or whatever while Rey was supposed to be the new female fans

Turns out white male is what people want

>>86885937
Umm no sweetie. All kids would buy and play with the ships and vehicles and trooper toys. Kids dont want to play with cute things from star wars, they want to play with the cool toys.

>>86892731
Why not Abraham Lincoln while you're at it

If you literally go REEE over Star Wars pandering to children and normies, you're insane. It's a money making venture, that is it.

We literally have Fantasy/Sci-fi books and with the advent, growth and increased dissemination audio books are super easy to find. You can listen to them while driving, playing on the computer, etc.

You can get retardedly autistic fantasy and sci fi at the times of your fingers but you literally swarm onto some Sci Fi that has and will always belong to the normies.

stop complaining and buy the big eyed monkey toys.

>>86892738
No he was the representation of JJ Abrams, a weak incompetent moron who got there because of his connections. Why does Snoke even need this weak ass whiny bitch? He wants to be Darth Vader but the comparison is just embarrassing just like JJ wants to be Spielberg but doesn't understand how filmmaking works

Just a reminder the Star Wars aesthetics are literally trash and Left over toiletry, Star Trek is also shit. Battle star galactica is modified Star Wars, and aliens could have been much much more. Sad.

>>86892807
All these EU books and toys were made for the fanboys, that would be stupid to not make money while these normies were starving for SW lunchboxes. But the movies werenb't cash grabs back when George was in charge. Now they're just 2 hours long toy advertisement, the fucking Porgs are just stuffed animals ready to be bought along with your popcorn and coke. At least the Ewoks had a purpose in the movie, Porgs are product placement

>>86889782
a cute desu senpai

also me on the right

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What Game of Thrones characters are these again?

>>86892664
why does the dark haired guy have a chewed light sabre?

>>86892933
It's unstable.

>>86885770
>Merchandise is not the movie itself you fucking dumb retard. You and I both know the film is not going to focus much time on them.

i, too, forgot that revenge of the jedi was supposed to be set on kashyyk, but that somebody told lucas little not-wookiee bears would sell better

>>86892897
The movies were definitely made to make money, also the special effects were absolutely god-tier for their time, that was the major draw.

Also --- it was a hollywood movie. It was made for the Normies. It's target audience was general admission.

The EU books were just bottom feeding and have been removed from canon.

Disney does not know how market star wars to kids.

Most kids that buy star wars toys are boys. They want the cool looking guys in armor that shoot and blow stuff up. They want the jedi and sith characters with lightsabers. They want the big machines that blow shit up. They want the troopers and the bad guys to play with. Kids dont want to play with cute animal toys or rolling ball droids. Kids want battle droid, super battle droids and so on.

Shit man, disney doesnt have a fucking idea of what kids want to play with and just think that cute little animals and cute droids will get kids to buy their merchandise.

>>86893310
The EU material was great to have for star wars fans before disney. The main OT and Prequels told the star wars story and were able to stand on their own without having to add supplementary material to make people understand the story.

The EU created fun stories on people, places from the films and made up new things while still keeping in with the movies.

>>86893328
Damn, you make me film 6 years old again. Good times. I didn't have the Star Wars toys because we were poor, but we had wild imagination

>>86885937
When you were a kid dI'd you play with jarjar and ewalks or luke, Bobafet, obione, Darth vader, and adult anakin?

>>86884118
>>86884862
Those feet are fuckin' gross. Why is Snoke doing that Voldemort thing? If he's so powerful, why wouldn't he be wearing shoes?