I was only 9 years old. I loved Stannis so much. Everynight I

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I was only 9 years old.
I loved Stannis so much.
Everynight I pray to the lord of light, thanking him for blessing me with Stannis.
Stannis is love, I say. Stannis is life.
My dad walks in and calls me an usurper.
I knew he was jealous for my devotion to the one true king.
I called him a Danyfag.
He slaps me, and tells me to go to sleep.
I'm crying, and my face hurts.
I feel a warmth move towards me. It's Stannis, and i'm so happy.
He whispers in my ear, "The Iron Throne is mine, by right!"
I'm ready for Stannis.
I get on my hands and knees.
He penetrates my butthole.
I feel R'hllors warmth inside me.
It hurts, but I do it for Stannis.
He roars a rightful roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in. Stannis turns around and says "Go on, do your duty."
Stannis leaves through my window.
Stannis is love, Stannis is life.