Impractical Jokers

>Q: For Murr's punishment he will be posing as a prisoner
>Sal: But what Murr doesn't know is that we paid a notorious gang to assault him in the bathroom
>Joe: Looks like Murr is going to get a handful
>all three start laughing, Q pats Sal's shoulder while Joe holds his eyes in place so they don't pop out
>Sal: Only the security guard is in on the joke
>Murr points at his prison uniform
>Murr: What is this? I look like a real prisoner right now! ahaha
>Joe: More like a real janitor
>Sal, Joe and Q laugh, Q has started slapping the table and Sal falls backwards crippling the crew girl who was standing behind him, Joe searches on the floor for his left eye
>Sal: Murr go into the bathroom
>Murr enters the bathroom
>Murr: What kind of bathroom is this it's only showers in here
>Q: yeah why don't you turn one on buddy
>Murr attempts to turn on the shower
>Q: no the one and the end of the hall
>Murr turns the shower on
>Joe: Murr theres a bar of soap taped to the showerhead. Grab it
>Murr takes the soap and holds it puzzled
>Sal: Hey Murr, turn around!
>Murr turns to realize that four prisoners have entered the room
>Joe: DONT DROP THE SOAP
>the three once again erupt into laughter. Sal has once again fallen backwards this time fatally wounding the crew girl on the floor. Q has now hit his own head on the table so hard he is bleeding. Joe's eyes are empty holes.
>the four men surround murr
>Joe: Murr....DROP THE SOAP
>screams from murr can now be heard coming through the screen. all three are now hysterical with laughter. Joe is fumbling for round objects to place in his eye sockets. Sal has begun to feed on the crew girl while Q asks for her number

>"So we're here at Murr's parents house at 2 am and we have him inside ready for his punishment"
>"guys i can't do this"
>giggles
>"you lost, you're going to do it"
>"alright, head into the bedroom"
>"guys, no"
>goes in
>parents are asleep in bed
>"alright Murr"
>"whip it out"
>Murr looks at camera in shock
>Sal falls down
>"I can't believe I'm doing this"
>unzips pants
>"alright, Murr, now start jacking it"
>Sal falls once more
>Murr strokes his dick
>"oh my god"
>"i can't believe this happening right now"
>"you call that jacking? you wimp"
>"i'm about to cum"
>Sall snatches mic from Joe's hand
>"cum on your mom's face!"
>Murr looks at camera
>cuts to IJ logo as the guys laugh
>liberty mutual commercial

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>>86876707
>>86876491
>>86876428
How do these boys get away with this?

Fuck Joe
Marry Murr
Kill Q and Sal

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>>86877049
>not marrying Sal

>>86877079
I'd marry Sal's sister

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Why do they always make fun of murr, he's a qt

>>86878534
Murr plz

Anybody been listening to the Tenderloins Radio Show on SiriusXM?

>>86878534
yeah I don't understand why people say he's the worst joker
the worst is obviously sal

>>86880183
how dare you

>>86880183
*laughs*
*falls down*

Sal clearly has the lowest self esteem of them all, which isn't good when you're in the practical joke business.

The way he dresses is cringe galore. A fat guy trying to cling to the days he wasn't as fat by wearing skinny jeans and black hoodies as if he's hiding it. Uncomfortable as fuck in his own skin. And no one is buying the "fear of cats" bullshit.

The rest of them have great chemistry and are bro-tier. Sal just doesn't seem to belong.

>>86878498
Murr get out of here

>>86880183
worst is Joe because he has no shame which makes it boring. he only ever fails if it involves his wife or its a competition vs the others.

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>>86880099
Nice try Murr

>Murr>Joe>Q>Sal but they are all honestly great
how has this show remained so good so long? isn't it already like 6 years old?

>>86883306
Seriously, I haven't listened to the second episode yet, but the first one was really comfy.

>>86876428
Finally s06e20 has a couple of torrents. Took them long enough.

>>86883853
>tfw can't find IJ torrents
Why's it so difficult finding season packs for this shit

>>86883853
>>86883882
Don't you guys have cable? You can watch episodes online with your cable login.

LARRY
A
R
R
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how much pusy does murph clear a week?

>>86885198
I'm not a yank

>Q, go talk to that girl