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what does it do?
>>86874934
Let's you decode the plot.
Lynch is a hack who isn't nearly half as good as his influences
If you wear it, creamed corn goes from tasting like dog vomit to prom queen pusy
>>86874934
control the GarmonBosniaAndHerzegovina
feeds corn seeds to lodge spirits
>>86874957
>D R I N K M O A R O V A L T I N E
GOD DAMN IT
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>>86874934
when you put it on, BOB has to kill you. i think.
>>86876586
Hahaha
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Professional film analysis from RLM Jay and Wizard, confirmed the ring protects you from being possessed by bob.
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What's making the sound? Will we ever find out? Isn't there only 1 episode left?
>>86878920
3 more hours
1 ep on sunday
2 part finale next sunday
>>86878920
>Will Lynch answer literally any questions and wrap up the series in a bow where any of this shit makes sense
no
>>86878909
Based Lunchposter
Who's the blind asian woman and who's trying to kill her?
>>86878787
Ralphie says, "Son of a bitch."
>>86874934
It traps your soul in the Black Lodge upon death and allows the Lodge spirits to harvest your garmonbozia.
Is evil Cooper the real Cooper? They seemed to imply that last episode
You trade your delicious soul for power and protection i guess
Lets you enter the abyss.
>>86879074
But this would mean MIKE is malevolent which we have no other indication of, plus Laura Palmer had the beatific vision upon death
>>86878920
>What's making the sound?
Her.