Susan Sarandon

God I want to tit fuck her.

What's with the sudden influx of /mommysusan/ threads? We had atleast 3 of them just today.

Not complaining at all, just curious.

>>86862471
Atlantic City
The Hunger

>>86862621
Yea I was gonna say we have had some big ones today.

>>86862471
Pretty Baby
Joe

They both have classic Surandon Tittays plus Pretty Baby has a nude 12 year old Brooke Shields as a bonus.

>>86862471
Left and Right.

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hnnnngggg

Titty and Titty 2: Milky Bugaloo

Thelma & Louise aka her tits.

>>86864671
>Thelma & Louise aka her tits.
underrated
I'm adopting this

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>>86864671
That movie needed a steamy lesbian scene with Susan and Geena. Ridley really fucked up with that aspect.

>>86862471
GRANDMA GRANDMA GIMME MILKIE FROM YOUR BOOBIES!!!!!

Bull Durham
Rocky Horror Picture Show

Susan is so great.

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>>86864767
>tfw sucking milk out of both mommy and daughter

>>86864767
>>86864823
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elueA2rofoo

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>>86864823

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>>86864882
>>86864918

>>86863598
Is that real? Fuck me.

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gimme a mommy gf NOW

>>86862471
Gods, what a semen seductress.
I want her to tie me up and rape my prostate.

>>86864936
Just me and my mommy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and she said she'd give me her cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes mommy happy so it's my only goal... Harder mommy! Harder mommy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm mommy's princess but I'm also a whore! She makes me feel squishy!She makes me feel good! She makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

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>>86864975
Get ready, boy!

>>86864936
>no mommy gf
K I L L | M E | T B H | SENPAI

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>>86864958
It is, it is.

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>>86862471
>swn giv you milky braps

>>86865028

I'd let her peg me, but not with those pigs feet.

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>>86865109
Picky dicky.

>>86864975
I may be misremembering but doesn't she also have an inhumanly long tongue?

>>86864969

Just change your tinder age bracket settings.

>>86865144
MOMMY I WANT YOUR MILKIES, GIMME!!!!!!!

>>86862621
It some sort of snowball effect (for laack of a better name) I think
Some anon sees a thread if something he likes at some point if the day, and then a few hours later he creates a similar thread, either counciously or unconciusly
Iv seen this happen multiple times

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>>86864975
>>86865028

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>>86865144
gib mommy

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>>86865275
Her daughter can help.

>>86865299
It's kinda like when a radio station picks some random 80s song and plays it several times a day for one week.

>>86865237
>Hitting on 40 and 50 year old women
>Making them feel 20-30 again
>Putting the idea of young man/older woman sex in their mind
>"Ha ha Anon, you're younger than my son"
>"You wouldn't be interested in someone like me..."
>"I don't see why you'd want a picture of them, they're so saggy now..."
>"I took that picture you asked, but I'm afraid to send it... Are you sure you'd be interested in a woman like me?"

Three days later she's on her back begging you to "cum in mommy, baby, I need it so bad!”

>>86862471
Hello Slugger

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>tfw you see your daughter stripping

>>86865737
>not biting her lip

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>>86862571

saggy disgusting tits is what you will be fucking

i never really found her attractive even when she was younger. i saw her tits in pretty baby and though meh. people only watched that movie for brook shields anyway

>>86865006
Fuck that always get me, it's so autistic it's hilarious

>>86862471
d-did she get implants? dont remember them being that huge. or is it a shop?

>>86865819

thought meh*

>>86865737
>white women strippers and black customers
based.

>>86865920
Don't forget the small cameo by James Rolfe in the last picture.

>>86865819
>big saggy tits are bad
please kill yourself

>>86864918
Why do those teats look like dicks?

>>86865987
mmm, that's even better!

>>86865819
People watched it for Louis Malle's directing, you piece of shit.

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>>86865819

>>86865462
FUCK

>>86866079
wait is that real

>>86866079
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>86866079
what a faggot

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>>86865462
>"cum in mommy, baby, I need it so bad!”

>>86866027

the only reason people watch it is to see an underage brook shields naked. it's a shit movie

Oh yes. Susan Sarandon is my celebrity crush, her and Monica Bellucci. Just dripping with sex appeal. Someone who was sexy when they were young and is still sexy at 70. If you think she is unattractive ask yourself how many 70 year olds look like that. And to top it off she is a great actress. Damn bros its depressing to think that I will never have her.

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>>86866178

>>86866222

monica bellucci is not that hot. she was only hot when she was getting raped

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>>86865231

>>86866293
It's not about the size, it's about how she can use that tongue.

>>86866130
Yes. She laughs about it and says "oh, you wish."

>>86866365
LINK NOW

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>>86866328
Both are equally important, I would say. The skills will be for nought if the length isn't good.

>>86866393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr6uNyo8Qgg&t=58s

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>no Christina Hendricks mommy
>no Susan Sarandon Grandmommy

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>>86866461
udder heaven

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My mom looks almost exactly like susan sarandon

>>86866495

WHO

>>86866510
You will have to post pics to back that up anon.

>>86866510
provide evidence

>>86866510
stop lying on the internet you FUCKING FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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>>86866553

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>>86866510
Grab her by the pussy. stoic faced and piercing eye contact. whisper "you birthed me into this world, but this is happening"

>>86866601
post name or don't post at all you smug prick

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Don't stop posting pics ITT

>>86866677

reverse search you faggit

>>86866741
why the fuck does that one give result but the other one doesn't?

>>86866677
if you were not retarded you could use built in 4chan features to figure it out

>>86866762

lmao i dont know but i figured i'd try both. her name is adriana, from nadine jansen's site

>>86866770
read
>>86866762

>>86866680
I dont have enough cum in my body to shoot all over her titties

>>86866791
thanks anyway

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>Anon, come back! You can't leave without receiving your daily prostate massage!

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>"Hey anon you want to have a threesome with us?"

>>86866510
YOU LIE!

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granny rags

I posted this in one of the earlier threads today but my therapist looks very similar to a younger susan sarandon. You guys have no idea how that can make things difficult, look up transference in therapy.

>>86866916
whoa dude same

>>86866902
Rags was her? Shit no wonder she sounded familiar.

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Small dump incoming

>>86866866
Uuuh.... yes please

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>me on the left

>>86863598
Fuuuggg

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moar

>>86862471
They're both right there at the bottom of the picture.

>>86867041
that was the joke, rebbit

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>>86862471
This fucking bitch got paid in conflict diamonds just like famous FBI Russian spy and traitor Robert Hanson

>>86866962
Yea, but thank god she doesn't have the same voluptuous figure that susan has these days or I don't think I would be able to focus.

Im terrified of talking about how I have a mommy fetish/attraction to older women thing going on. Hell, just talking about relationships in general and tangentially touching on that subject makes me nervous. Especially if I had to admit I have felt attracted to her. Shes the only person in my life right now that treats me with kindness.

yea thats right I got issues. What about you?

>>86867041
I can never tell if people posting stuff like this are stupid or just like to ruin things

>>86867117
paid for what?

>>86867117
What?

>>86867139
she is an international assassin who kills people by smothering them with her milkbags

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>>86866866

>>86865462
now show pics of what these old tinderhags actually look like

>>86867139
Putting Vlads boy in the White House

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>>86867197
Jesus christ, they are so slutty...

>>86862471
Silence of the lambs.
Contact.

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s-s-she knows you're looking

>>86867383
maybe it's cuz i saw that movie with him as the mobster hitman, but dude is genuinely scary as fuck

>>86867162
based kate

>>86867383
wtf, is that biter from the Moore Bonds?? How can he be alive and under-60 looking?

They weren't even that big in Rocky Horror, what the fuck happened?

>>86867582
breasts change

>>86867342
jokes and ogling aside, does she think this is a socially acceptable way to dress? lmao

>>86867582
She became a mommy.

>>86867571
That's Michael Shannon, ya dummy.

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Her daughter tho

>>86867628
shes extremely left wing she doesnt care. though to her credit she is genuinely hardcore left wing and not just wearing it as a fashion statement like most women.

>>86867706
>though to her credit she is genuinely hardcore left wing
How so?

>>86867700
gotta be a nosejob right

>some old bitch still trying to sell some old ass saggy tits
>beta virgins from 4chan still buying them

You are all pathetic and should be culled from the gene pool.

>>86867700
she gets those massive juggs out as a stripper in californication

>>86863598
If you don't want to give that a facial. You re as gay as the sun is hot.

>>86867725
>italian ancestry
yeah no way a wob got that thin nose

>>86867725
stop bully small noses

>>86867722
She hated Hillary and wanted Bernie.

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>>86865462

>>86867706
That's true, she does seem to have genuine convictions which is more likable than all the sellout PC celebrities. I'd rather deal with an honest leftist than with a slick liar.

>>86867722
Supported Bernie and didn't fold when Hillary cheated him out of the nomination. Didn't support Hillary.

>>86867836
>>86867852
That's good, fuck that cunt.

>>86867722
She took a shitload of hate from crazy feminists when she refused to support Clinton because she was wise enough to see past the "muh woman president" shit and saw Clinton for who she really was: an establishment puppet who shared basically none of Sarandon's leftist beliefs.

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>>86864823
ywn cuck the daughter with her own mom or vice versa

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>>86864936

>Susan Sarandon cannes

I'll say

I hope we can all agree that these threads are at least better than the endless shitty GoT threads that seem to dominate this board.

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>>86865462
>hook up with late 30s early 40s milf at work
>we are at her house one night making out
>things start getting heavy
>I push her face toward my dick
>"oh no anon I think its too soon for a blowjob"
>say okay and go to kiss her
>all the sudden she says fuck it and starts going to town on my dick
>literally feels like she's trying to suck my balls out through my dick
>tell her I'm about to cum and go to pull out of her mouth
>she knocks my hands away and pulls me further into her mouth
>cum with the force of a thousand suns as she gags hard and chokes it all down
>she calmly wipes her face and asks if I liked it
>mfw

Hands down best bj I ever had..

>>86866567
im serious, i don't tell lies on the internet

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>>86866510
I'm gonna need a pic, and if the pic validates your claim, I'm gonna need a home address.

You just might have a new stepdad.

>>86868054
lucky cunt

>>86866510
>mfw mom looks like kirstie ally to the point multiple people have asked if she is her or her sister

>>86863526
damn, you got me first

>>86867767
sun is actually not hot..

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>>86866798
>tfw dated a milf in her 40s with a giant rack that would constantly ask me to fuck her tits

Older women are the absolute best. Nothing like pounding a milfs huge rack while she encourages you and says dirty shit

>>86868041
Goes without saying

>>86868041
My penis concurs.

>>86867119
>mom fetish

I know that feel. I think my mom is gross and couldn't imagine doing anything like that with her. But man I want to fuck just about every other older woman I see.

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>>86868315

>>86868105
She was (per the norm) super crazy. But goddamn if you like milfs she was the prefect type. She reminded me so much of the "hot teacher" type you see in tv and movies. Her breasts were glorious too.

>>86868518
did she have actual kids? and how was she crazy?

post more titcows

>>86868518
>>86868267
Thats the dream man, to find a milf of my down for some downright nasty sex. Especially if they have big tits oh MAMA. Its the good things in life we should live for guys, we can all make it.

>>86868544
She had 2 that she kept trying to get me to meet (I wouldn't) and we worked together. And shed randomly tell me how she had thoughts of just going up to me at work and yelling at me in front of everyone for fun. Among other weird shit. She had a lot of issues.

>>86864918
based milkyposter

>>86867164
Who are people that got paid in Russian diamonds?

>>86862471
POWDERED MILKY

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m-mommmyy

>>86864568
>White Palace (Drama / Erotic)
>Max Baron (James Spader) is a Jewish advertising executive in his 20s who's still getting over the death of his wife.
god damn it

>>86864918
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>86869014
Spader made a few movies in the 90s where he's fucking an older woman. Wolf has him sleeping with his boss' wife before the werewolf stuff happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFSAWiTJsjc

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>>86869056
She lost weight recently. Real shame desu.
(pic unrelated)

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>>86869178

>>86868844
She looks like frasier's hot boss

>>86868844
Go to a beach resort, preferably abroad. Go to any bar where there's few young people and plenty of older people. Go up to any old chick and spark a conversation

>>86863451
et tu?

>>86868844
We have a very diverse country I live in. Brown, white, mixed race, Asian. The province I live in specifically has a predominant white population. I know of 4 "brothels" or sex establishments older white women would go to to have sex with younger men. You just have to go in, pay entry fee (around $8) and get plowed my 40+ white women.

>>86868844
A bar or work. From my travels 90% of dudes are trying to go for the barely 18 blonde in the tight outfit and look at women over 25 like they're diseased. Most milfs/older women will be shocked/flattered you're hitting on them.

>>86869530
Pits or tits, which should I succ first

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>2 tit threads up right now
>countless threads over the past few days
Is this it? Has the age of true titkino finally arrived?

>>86869539
I don't think any woman would have a positive reaction to me hitting on them

>>86869293
>>86869536
>>86869539

I guess a bar would be the best bet for me, no beach resorts near me. Then I guess its just a matter of trying over and over. The idea makes me nervous but I guess thats normal. Do you guys have a lot of experience with it?

>>86868396
Same boat man, my mother has become an unstable and unreliable. She has basically become a child. I sometimes wonder if the reason why I have this mommy/olderwoman fetish is because I lack a stable maternal parental figure in my life. But yea the idea of anything with my mom repulses me which is why this fetish is very odd. If you told someone this they would think you want to fuck your mom but I really dont. just wanna fuck an older woman and call her mommy...

>>86869530
filthy mexican whore

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>>86869850
>If you told someone this they would think you want to fuck your mom
My best friend when I was about 8 had a super hot mom that would dote on me and tease me sometimes. I still remember how soft her skin was. Thinking about her gave me my first boner. An older woman fetish can come from many places, I don't think people would jump to the oedipus complex right off the bat.
>and call her mommy...
Well, unless you share that part. I thought people around here were just memeing that bit.

>>86870115
Well certainly not the "MOMMY GIB MILKIES" shit that you see around these threads. The idea sounds hot, maybe in reality it wouldn't do anything for me. Kind of like how some women say daddy during sex.

>>86863417
this

>>86870057
rude

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>i can't thank you enough for helping us out anon, you're always welcome in our bed-- i mean home

>>86863451
>>86862621
Samefaggot phone use that ban evades.

Fuck you OP, kys. Be subtle, now you're gonna get 404d in the future.

>>86871797
>tfw licking Eva's huge pregnant belly while Susan watches proudly and is making herself feel good

>>86869671
the pornhub millenial ass thing made all the titmen feel like they gotta 'represent'

>ctrl f
>wong
>0 results

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>>86862471
One of my favorite VHS movies I stole from the video store. So many night spanking to her les scenes.

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>>86873355

>>86865840

Different bra.

Mega bump

>>86871797
>dat triforce

>>86866510
You knoq what to do anon

>>86862471
Speed Racer
Who am i This Time?

>>86862471
ayyy

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>>86868768
>meeting someone elses kids

did the pol memes get to you?

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another MOMMY thread

>>86876833
what type of porn to women watch?

>>86873355
1917? gommunism?

>>86876866
mommy and son obviously

>>86876866
none, but people in the industry are obsessed with the idea of changing that, looking at doubling their potential audience.

>>86876833
She'd have better luck investing in romance novels.

>>86869671

Not on till Hollywood stops casting titlets in to roles that should belong to prime tit kino

>>86876866
Lesbian.

>>86868041
Honestly agree, /tv/ is best when not spouting their uneducated opinions

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Are mods mommyposters now?

I busted a nut to her last night lads. Wanted to go full tribute with it but it was too late to set it up

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private teacher

>>86878004
that porn was GOAT

one of my earliest downloads using either limewire or frostwire back in the day. maaan, so long ago.

>>86876866

BBC/Blacked

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>>86865449
what the fuck is wrong with her face????

>>86869274
is this real? wtf carol? carol bogvordervich

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>>86869007

>>86878709
what a bunch of shit movies

>>86878709
Susan was in Cloud Atlas? wtf

>>86866615
That's rapecest

>>86878943
>I've never seen The Player or DMW

>>86865449
maybe its 'priming'

>>86865028
Sauce?

>>86877805
>wanted to go full tribute with it
Explain

>>86879581
go back

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>>86864918
That's a rare Pepe

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>>86878249
She took the bogpill

>>86870057
>>>/r/the_donald

>>86879690
?

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>>86878092
are you fucking me? that was my fucking adolescence

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Stop posting this granny. /tv/ is a board for celebrating the beauty of youth.

>>86862471
mummy mummy me want milky

>>86880132
I guess it was just common. it was called "taboo" and the names of the prostitutes, I think. no idea if that's the real title. speaking of the prostitutes, that's how I refer to porn "actresses" because I hate euphemisms, but the weird part is, the two in that vintage porno actually could act! really well, too, considering that they had to work with a cliche porn script. looking back I feel bad for them, they were pretty and they could act, yet they had to do porn to make ends meet apparently. sad.

>>86880195
is that Mad Men daughter?

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>>86880543
Yep. She's looking good these days.

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>>86880607
She played Susan Sarandon's daughter in Feud: Bette and Joan.

>>86880195
Kiki should stop being a bully.

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>>86880667

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>>86877697

>>86868267
how'd you find her? this is my fucking dream

>>86867725
I fucked a grill with a nose thinner than a pencil. fucked her in high school so it wasn't a nose job.

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>>86862471
>2 of her best roles.
Low effort and way too obvious.

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>>86876866
You must be bad in bed if you don't know what women like

You just KNOW she's sucked dick for roles before and probably still would

>>86881636
I wouldn't be surprised if she had enough power to trade a mere squeeze of her tits for a role.

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>>86878249
over did it on the eye brows.

fucking women. they pluck off their eye brows and draw them back on with a pencil. end up looking vulcans.

>>86862471
Left breast
Right breast

>>86881803
kek

>>86866510
Tell her you want to visit where you came from

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>>86867700
>YWN The Graduate them both

>>86867727
>faggot telling straight men they should remove themselves from the gene pool
What did he mean by this?

>>86865462
Nice fantasy. Older women generally have no interest in youngfags. If you're looking for desperate
4/10s, there are plenty of those in your own age range.

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>>86882807
>Older women generally have no interest in youngfags

>>86862471
more like breast roles

>>86882838
>resorting to meme reaction images
I can tell you are an experienced mentally mature individual :^)

>>86882807
Right and older men don't want younger pussy. I've had women in their 40s desperately try to fuck me but I'm always too much of a beta faggot to go for it because they're almost always married or have kids Still regret not fucking this blonde farmwife and this Spanish hairdresser.

>>86866416
>Larkin Love
vore me, mommy!

>>86883043
>Right and older men don't want younger pussy.
it's almost like men and women are different

>I've had women in their 40s desperately try to fuck me but I'm always too much of a beta faggot to go for it because they're almost always married or have kids
nice anecdotal evidence. I work with a divorced mid-40s lady with a grown kid and she wouldn't fuck me in a million years

>>86883200
Not him but

>my anecdotal evidence is more valid than your anecdotal evidence!

>>86874579

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>>86866461

>>86883225
>putting words in other people's mouths

>>86883285
So what were you saying then?

>>86883299
I'm saying it's true, regardless of anecdotal evidence
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4198184/Myth-cougar-prefers-older-men.html

>‘Whereas women of all ages prefer slightly older sexual partners, men, regardless of their age, have a preference for women in their twenties.
>‘Over the investigated age span, women reported a narrower age range than men and women tended to prefer slightly older men.

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>>86883358
>dailymail

>>86867505
He looks like my crack addict uncle. That's not even a joke.

>>86883438
find me a source that contradicts this. and no, your MILF porn doesn't count

>>86883496
cool story faggot

>>86883659
Listen Uncle Johnny don't be mad that I'm calling you out, you fucking scum.

>>86883777
remember that game we used to play when you were 9?
if you don't shut your little bitch ass you're gonna be playing it again

>>86883829
Fuck you, I didn't even cum.

>>86862471

why tv is sooooo slow?

>>86883043
>always too much of a beta faggot
so when a woman smiles at you you think she's dtf, right?

>>86862471
>Sarandonfag

I love you, old friend.

>>86878249

She had fish toxins injected into that shit.

>>86884044
Yes, duh.

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>just in time for ass to in
>just in time for tits to come back in fashion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

susan is aa hot ass fucking milf in a swuimsuit in this music video. many faps have been had

>>86885206
More Susan Sarandon music video kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkaEpUBUQDw

>>86873089
>the pornhub millenial ass thing
You must be borderline retarded to think ass is really a thing in the states. Its always been tits. I love ass but even I have to admit its an internet meme ass is in. Outside blacks and latinos it does not exist in the white community

>>86881540

That wasn't the question you projecting fuckwit.

>>86862621
It's Showtime shills here to promote Ray Donovan season 5.

They're always here trying to push their garbage programming. They're the ones that were trying to push that shitty Dice meme because his show came out right around that time.

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>>86886700
That was me. Not a shill, never watched Ray Donovan. Just liked Diceposting.

>>86886723
You didn't invent Diceposting a bunch of people were posting it. And it began right when his sitcom started last year. Coincidence?

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>>86880195
down with lolis reply for mommys !!!

>>86883155

>mommy

She's 31, aka the age of most people on 4chan

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So many choices for mommy, so little time...

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>tfw you don't want to wake up mommy

>>86862471
>Name 2 of her best roles

Left one and right one.

>>86865819
>Flatchester and weeaboo

Like pottery.

>>86865462
Can confirm.

>>86882807
Mate, her age bracket barely keeps their dicks up with viagra and usually have mirror sickness. They CRAVE young dick and a bit of romance to dry up their pathetic fat hubby/noisy kids/work filled with bitches routine.

Even if you are not the Chad, only have your hygiene up and don't act like total dick.


t. Fucked a high school teacher

>>86883200
>divorced mid-40s lady

>divorced.

Either you're literal goblin, or after divorce she decided to go full "fuckallmen".

>>86886994
>(not literal)
what a wimp

>>86876954
BOOST THE MILK PRODUCTION FOR YOUR PARTY!
GET YOUR HANDS ON THEM NOW!

(c) In russian it's a bit funnier.

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>>86886994
Literal moms have too many nagging. It's like fucking the ugliest and the most bitchy teacher from school.
Unless your mom is, like, 35-40. And has boobs like this semen demon. (Sorry for small pic)

>>86889508
The woman on the pic is 45-47, loves lacey bras, teasing and rough sex without cuddliness.
Minus is that she has literally ugly friend (though with slightly less impressive boobs)

My old crazy "friend with benefits" had an ex-husband and he obviously had a mother. So I decided to go for her because "fuck you you crazy bitch, fwb!" and since we conveniently worked together for a little while in the same place.

Took a while since older gals are usually like "I'm not after young men you sick fuck!" but after a while I managed to ask her to come at my place. After the short coffee date I fucked her a few times. In all honesty she was pretty lazy and so on, nothing special. But I could do pretty much anything and I decided to take a chance and call her mommy while fucking her. She was alright with that too, actually got more energy out of her because of it. It felt fucking great, I tell you!

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>tfw you don't have a ex- space marine mommy

>>86869530
Me gusta!

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Here is Elle after yet another milf.

>>86862621
She was in the recent Pickle Rick episode

>>86885206
what the fuck am I watching

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Mommy and cunny.

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>>86866495
>udder heaven

>>86869850
>I have this mommy/olderwoman fetish is because

I theorize it's just a little step over the usual "thicc" meme. Maybe your mom didn't kickstart it. I am sure that for me, for example it was either my sister who I once saw in underwear. (She is 20 years older than me) or my babysitter which had very big knockers and almost never wore a bra.

Women in the 30-40-ies (I, personally, consider either 34 or 47 "peak ages" the ones with higher chances to cave in) might have, let's put it this way... "voluptous" figures without the whole buttfuckery with the "muh personality, muh caprices". Also, they are more assertive and less bullshitty and playing hard to get when it comes to bed, making it "hit or miss" which is, in my book, another positive quality.

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>>86885206
Another mommy there is Patricia Clarkson. Sexy as well.

>>86868260
Oh yeah, the sun is very cold and revolves around the earth, right?

Fucking retard

>>86868260
what