>movie has a sex scene

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>>86862023
>movie DOESN'T have a sex scene

>movie shows dick but not vag

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>watch movie with mom
>sex scene comes up

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>movie has a gf scene

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>sex scene is in the dark

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>movie has lesbian sex scene

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>>86862190

>>86862023
>sex scene lasts longer than two minutes
I can only suspend my disbelief for so long.

>>86862190
> she bites her lip

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>mom and dad start whacking off during sex scene

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>Movie has sex scene without full penetration

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>sex scene comes up
>your family makes fun of you for being a virgin

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>movie has attractive young people enjoying life and having sex

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>>86862190
>mom starts holding you tightly
>brushes her hand against your crotch

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>why don't you have a gf?
>you don't even have friends
>are you happy that way?

Fuck you dad

>Movie has sex scene
>Take VHS out and throw it in the fire

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>>86862190
>watch movie with sneed
>chuck scene comes up

>be a young kid
>ask my parents why these films need to have sex scenes
>lol you'll understand when you're older ;))
>get to about age 16
>still dont understand
>everyone says im weird
>I say if I want to see a sex scene I can just watch porn
>24 years old now
>still dont see the point of sex scenes

meh

>>86864435
kek

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>R rated raunchy comedy
>no boobs,only dicks and male ass

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>>86862190
>mom ditches you during the movie when these scenes happen to go to her boyfriend's house
>just you left watching the movie alone
>finish it up and microwave some freezer food for a late night dinner
>eat at the table alone, in the dark, just the table light on
>food isn't even fully cooked, still has a bit of ice and cold parts in the center
>eat it anyway
>go and sit in bed for an hour or more
>at 1:00 AM you hear the front door unlock and you hear giggling and goodnight kisses
>wake up the next morning
>mom passed out from hangover in bed

not that day was any better :(

>>86864648
you'll understand when you lose your virginity ;)

>>86864689
dad*

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>>86862023
>>86862123
>>86862190
>>86862249
>>86862645
>>86864423
>>86864429
>>86864435
>AND YOUR OTHER SEX SCENE !

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>look up movie ahead of time to see if there is a sex scene
>if I'm going to watch it with my parents, I'll watch the movie ahead of time so I know exactly when to get up to go to the bathroom

>>86864697
i have had sexual relations with women

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>watch movie with crazy lesbian sex scene
>be unimpressed

>>86864554
>Your dad talks to you and takes an interest in your life.

Lucky bastard.

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>>86864741
sure honey

>>86864648
there is no point, it's purely to generate an interest in the film beyond the subject matter portrayed outside of the sex scene
sex scenes have never added to the artistic value of any film ever but if people hear that there's a raunchy sex scene in an otherwise mediocre film they'll go see it more than if there was no such scene

>>86864769
thats my favourite president, do you want some book recommendations about him

>>86864648
there really is no point honestly

maybe the sex scene in terminator had a purpose but I can't think of many others

>movie that isn't about romance has an unnecessary romance subplot

>>86864787
This opinion is so incorrect it's not even worth arguing against.

Also, you're a faggot.

>>86864841
name ONE film where a sex scene has contributed to the overall artistic value/content

>>86864816
not him but yes

I used to hate him because everyone told me he was bad but I have grown to be pretty interested him. He did a lot of good things and wanted to do a lot of good things. Of course he did one bad thing and it ruined his career and cut short a promising era.

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>watch movie with mom as a kid
>rape scene comes up

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>movie has teen characters party, do drugs, drink alcohol, and have sex
My mommy told me the people who did these things would fail in life. Hehe look at me now losers, I only want to kill myself all the time you might have shortened your life by like 3 years lol. Who's the real loser now Chad?

>>86864861
BvS

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>>86864830
>it doesn't even make sense or the character goes full retard because of it

>>86862177
kys chrishop

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>>86864435
>family keeping tabs on your sex life

>>86864869
I really enjoyed this, loved it

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25241663-being-nixon

Also this is good for an earlier period

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/24945502-the-president-and-the-apprentice

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>>86864861
Amelie because you get to see a qt autistic french girl get railed

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>watch movie with sister
>suddenly sexscene comes on
>we're both cuddling under a blanket like always
>dad bursts into room"what are you watching kids?"

>>86864861
The Player

>>86862190
>watch got
>sex scene comes up
>mom covers my eye with her hand
>can still hear the moans
>get creeping boner from audibles and mom's touch
Never will tell her about it

>>86864970
did you fuck her?

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>movie has sex scene
>woman doesn't take her top off

>>86865018
chicks who have droopy tits do this

>>86864994
yes of course

>>86864736
Nerd.

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>my gf doesn't like the movie

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>movie doesn't have a sex scene
>easily one of the sexiest films of the year

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>movie has scene where a guy gets blown by a dog
>case gets taken to court
>he doesn't get charged, in fact bestiality is made legal as a result
>realise I'm not watching a movie I just live in Canada

>>86864435
I WANT TO FUCK KAWAKAMI

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>>86864435

>>86864861
Basic Instinct.

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>go into cousin's room
>rummage through her things
>find dirty panties
>sniff them
>hint of sweat drives you wild
>rub them on your cock and jerk off into the panty pocket

>>86864603
dumb sneedposter

>>86862190

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B8YiwEhpGY

>>86864879
meme
>>86864955
qt autist getting railed isn't adding anything to the content beyond giving the audience a tingling in their dicks
>>86864980
wrong, adds nothing
>>86865207
pure filth, doesn't add anything

>movie has only sex scenes

>>86862023
hollywood films tend to place too much emphasis on sex scenes
foreign films tend to make it seem authentic and seamless

>>86864648
dude sex lmao
these characters love each other so we need to show it by showing them have sex for 2 minutes

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>>86862190
>watching movie
>mom starts having sex in the next room

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What does it feel like to put your penis inside a vagina?

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>>86865223
>watch movie with sister
>we start fighting over the remote
>wrestle fuck with sister and she is winning
>she sits on my face and rubs her panties in my face
>suddenly pulls them to the side and presses her naked pussy on my lips
>get a powerful boner that she squeezes with her hand
>can't get air and am suffocating

>movie has sex scenes
>get so horny i fuck my TV screen and have to buy a new one

i just dont get it fellas

>>86865407
depends on the vag

>>86864861
Goodfellas. You saw all the ups and downs of Henry's marriage.
Thinking about it, Henry's marriage was a core plot device

>movie has completely irrelevant gay romance subplot

>>86864861
The Dreamers
Atonement

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>>86864435
>your family thinks you're a virgin
>you're not

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>watch movie with family
>sex scene comes up
>everyone is super comfortable and starts talking about how their last sex was
>I always hope the sex scene will be over before it's my turn to talk about sex
>it never is

>>86865314
We get it, you hate sex.

>>86865399
I hope you masturbated to it

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>>86864554
>dad says under his breath that he'll never be a grandfather
ENOUGH

>>86865466
does this happen in the real world?

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>watch movie with mum
>sex scene
>mom starts sucking your cock
>you start sucking mom's tits
>you end up fucking on the couch
>"What is it good for you, too, son?"

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>>86862023
>watching movie
>starts with sex scene
>full explicit penetration
>wonder if it's actually just porn
>no it's just an artsy French film

>>86865534
If the guy is from the US, yeah it's pretty normal here.

We also wear shoes indoors, lol.

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>>86864861
40 days and 40 nights

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>>86862190
>she insists on breastfeeding you
>she starts jacking off your dick

>>86864470
I ragequite everytime ;_;

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>>86862190
>watch movie with mom
>sex scene comes up
>get boner
>she sees my boner

>Daddy is at work

>>86865546
Sauce

>>86865457
>>86865439
Again, both wrong. Those scenes add nothing at best and detract at worst, the point is not to show the physical side of the relationship as sex only has meaning in real life when we are personally experiencing it; films are supposed to show the intangible aspects of relationships, using the visual and audio mediums to give an approximation of the emotions and feelings of the characters. Seeing people bone does nothing but tell us that they're aroused to the point of being able to copulate, not what's going on in their heads.

>>86865467
I very much do not hate sex. But I understand that it's all but pointless to include it in films.

>>86865582
You're not even trying now lad.

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>watch movie with parents
>sex scene
>we're all adults so we don't care

>>86865577
my family is full of dirty hippies and even we don't do that

>>86865582
>dude is genuinely raped
>nothing comes of it
Disqualified.

>>86865534
grandparents sharing details about their sex life with you in casual conversation is completely normal in europe!

>>86865640
You're that guy who gets off to scenes when characters just look at each other.

>>86865657
The early 2000's were a weird time.

>>86865683
No, I don't 'get off' to anything in film. If I want to 'get off' I will watch porn and jerk my cock. Sex scenes in films are puerile and degenerate, offering nothing to the artistic piece trying to be crafted and detracting from any true value by pulling any genuine emotion that the characters may be expressing through the mud of physical sensation which the audience - by definition of the medium of film - literally can never comprehend.

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>"Man I haven't had sex in two weeks."
>"Damn, that's the worst."

>>86865812
Shut the fuck up, guy.

>>86865847
>revolver has two barrels
wut?

>>86865856
nice rebuttal, I really like how you addressed my points and presented your own arguments against them

>movie has no gratuitous low angle panty shots

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>>86865847
this hits so close to home

>>86864861
PORN

>MFW when Movie has females.

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>watching movie with family
>sex scene
>move couch pillow over groin so no one see any boner

>>86865640
lol there was no sex scene in goodfellas just wanted to see if you'd criticise a scene that doesn't exist and you fell right into the trap

>>86865897
Why would I bother wasting my time?

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>>86865868
Revolvers don't eject spent shells. The heat can make them swell and get stuck in the cylinder. The "second barrel" is a push/ejector rod.

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>movie doesn't have sex scene
>movie hardly displays women at all

>>86866218
>i.e. movies that women will never understand

>watching sex with family.
>movie scene.

>>86866302

fuck i lol'd

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When ur mom comes in ur room when its a sex scene XD

/meme

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>movie has a woman in the role of the president of a nation, and it isn't a satirical movie

>>86866302
>having sex with mum
>movie starts playing

always an awkward moment...

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>sex scene
>start laughing

>>86866355>>86866355
>when you're 34 still living with mom

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>>86862023
>friends coming over
>they have kids
>"anon put on a movie"
>I grab the latest shit I had pirated but not seen
>press play and leave room to get some food
>come back
>the movie started with a long and explicit (you basically see everything) sex scene
>grownups were too busy talking and shit
>only the kids were in front of the tv
welp

>>86866427
Ya man, really annoying.

>>86866459
>when you're living at home at 20+ and mom starts feeling sorry for you, so she starts a family with you

>>86865625
>>86864970
>>86865602
>>86865418
Wtf, every thread recently about sex ends up on incest.

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>movie has a sex scene
>the girl giggles as the lights fade
>switches to the next scene

quads

>>86866665
wow nice bro! chek'd haha xD
>>86866666

>>86866691
wtf was 66666? the mods deleted that shit fast

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>>86866734
>>86866691

>>86866734
"thats amerifat women for you"

>>86866756
>>86866759
is the mod an amerifat woman?

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>>86866756

>>86866776
The entire thread was pruned. I don't remember why but pretty sure the get was deleted because the thread was off topic or something, not the post

>movie is about superheroes

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>movie has a sax scene

>>86864826
Matrix reloaded

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>>86866647
and whats so bad about that?

>>86866647
>mommy didn't regularly suck my dick

i'd be salty too.

>movie has a sex scene
>the girl is under aged

>>86864861
Punching Henry. The sex scene is fucking hilarious and pretty much the best thing about the whole underwhelming movie.

>>86865868
the other one ejects the magazine

>>86864861
Deep throat

>>86866899
sauce

>>86866851

my mom took my siblings and cousins to watch that when it came out. i still remember the fucking awkwardness

fuck keanu for making us look at his ass, for those two degenerate brothers and fuck that movie

movie was alright

>>86866899
played by 27 year old actress

>>86864861
Unbowed, unbent, unbroken

>>86866927
Lamb (2015)

>>86866851
>watching matrix reloaded
>suddenly massive, sweaty orgy scene

oh yeah, that happened...

>>86866947
unfucked

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>sex scene starts
>Mom doesn't have my chastity belt

>>86866983
>>86866851
>>86866930

>go on google machine
>look them up to see what they've done lately
>Sense8

that explains a bit

>>86867029
why were you out of it in the first place? kind of defeats the point really

>>86865458
I actually know this feel.

>>86866983
MORPHEUS, what can we expect at this orgy?

>>86867155
MACHIIIINES

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>>86865458
>your family thinks you've had multiple girlfriends
>you haven't had one

>>86866817
WHAT ABOUT BOTH?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuUks0Xn3zA

>>86862023
>movie has any sort of romantic relationship
>movie has female characters
>female characters are not portrayed as shallow bloodsucking whores
REEEEEEEE

>>86867178
how could they possibly think that if you haven't had a single one?

>>86867212
because they kept asking, so I started making shit up and they don't live anywhere near me

>>86866954
thanks
Now I remember some random movie I saw on late night TV many years ago, I think it had David Caruso appear for some scenes, was about some teenagers and them having sex and living in a dump, that's all there was to it. Then one chick went to get an HIV test, came back to the apartment with positive results, got drunk and got raped by some random guy. Does anyone know what I'm talking about here?

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>Kiernan Shipka's first sex scene is with a big black guy

>>86867241
sounds like Stig of the Dump

>>86867241
my family vacation video from 1988?

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>watching movie with older sister
>we're both home alone
>we stay up and end up watching a softcore porn movie
>we masturbate both to it

>>86867209
>>movie has female characters
>>female characters are not portrayed as shallow bloodsucking whores
This is how a lot of people around here seem to feel, actually.

>>86867229
>I'm with this j-japanese exchange student

>>86867534

Story?

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>>86867534
>>86864970
>>86865418
and then they tell me that I wouldn't want a sister

>>86867675
Those anons are bullshitting. You don't want a sister.

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>Watching homemade family movies
>Sister pops up on screen
>Get boner

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>watch movie with wife
>sex scene comes up
>xhe gets a boner

>>86864648
The point is, dear anon, that couples watching the movie, will start to touch each other eventually leading to fucking, when the sex scene comes up.

Basically, it's the sexy equivalent to an intermission.

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>>86867639
>dude in the softcore porn movie starts to massage tits
>this makes us both horny
>rub boner through pajamas
>they undress in the movie and we just do the same
>sitting both naked in front of the TV
>constantly looking at TV and each other while I jerk off and while she rubs her pussy

>>86867534
STORY

>>86867675
you definitely don't want an older sister

mine bullied me, a lot

my younger sister is super sweet though and thinks I'm the best person in the world

>>86866467
>babysitting siblings
>fucking tired of coming up with new ways to play with them and their short attention span
>decide to put on a random kids movie and go play some vidya in the meantime
>come back some time later to the Sausage Party orgy scene

>>86868154
You made a typo

>>86868261
my older sister was always very sweet and kind to me, she is like a second mother to me.

>>86864861
white meat on black street

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>walk into living room to eat some chicken nuggies
>sister is watching a movie
>sit down on the couch with her to eat
>a sex scene plays
>sits there silently as i eat my chicken nuggies
>finish chicken nuggies right as the sex scene ends
>leave in silence

>>86865207
This is the first thing that came to mind as well.
>>86865314
Sex is a pervasive theme of Basic Instinct and one of the most important plot points occurs during a sex scene.

>>86866954
There isn't any underage sex in Lamb.

>>86864861
Irrevisble

>>86862190
>not checking the imdb parental movie ratings to see if a movie has nudity or sex scenes beforehand
>not going on Mr.Skin so you can pinpoint the exact moments you go the bathroom before the sex scenes starts
it's like you're asking for the embarrassment

>>86867241
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kids_(film)

this one?

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>sex scene
>famous celebrity
>obvious cg body double worse than celeb jihad

>>86869744
yeee I think that's it, I clearly remember that punk fucking the half-black chick or whatever while she keeps crying that it hurts

>>86864748
NES Stooges. Woe I haven't seen that in 30 years.

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>movie has scenes

>>86864861
The Terminator

>>86870094
>movie has video track

>>86864861
The Shawshank Redemption

>>86869552
I do the IMDb check and just warn everyone watching.

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>>86864906
kys cuck

>>86865458
This, they think I'm a virgin saint and they don't even know I'm a BI faggot

>>86868483
>>86868261
my older sister is a fat landwhale SJW lesbian with a fat black wife and hangs out with nothing but black people now and posts every single day on facebook about black oppression n shit

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>The sex scene is real sex

>>86869744
>>86869941
>sex scene with a 12 year old in the first 5 minutes
I knew that was a good reason I kept this in my memory for so long, and in such detail

>>86870606
I'm sorry anon

>>86864970
>Dad's doing a good job. He's bursting in cause he doesn't trust you.

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>>86870606
sucks to be you
my hot sister always sends me qt selfies throughout the day

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>>86870206
>movie is a series of still images proceeding rapid succession to give the illusion of movement

>>86866157
>>86866906
Nice, that's cool to know

>>86870969
>the action consists purely of a series of rapid insertion and removal of a penis in a cunny

>>86864913
>never with any girls
>they could conclude you have never had sex
it's pretty simple

>>86870884
Fuck you, man ;__;

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>>86865407

>>86871059
also girls can smell if you've never had sex before with ~99% accuracy

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>>86868261
>tfw younger sister is a sjw that doesn't particular like me
>tfw trying really hard to change that

>>86866817
Oh my kek!

>>86866983
'CHOWSKI'D

>>86867178
>don't correct them for so long that it seems true

>>86867534
>>we masturbate both to it
Retards and incest everybody!

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>>86871250
>girls are instantly turned off if you're a virgin
>it's impossible to hide your virginity from girls

the only solution is hypnotherapy

>>86871531
or have sex with a desperate 4/10 as a springboard for 7s and 8s

>>86871682
or invest some money into a decent prostitute instead of mentally scarring yourself for life.

>>86871783
I'd rather my first time be a pure experience

>>86871783
actually you have a better idea

>>86871531
Is this why girls are turned off by gay porn?

>>86871892
and that is why you'll never get laid. real life isn't anime.

>>86871892
>pure experience
lol my dude

>>86871983

They're not, a lot of girls I know fap to it

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>>86871995
>>86872007
well it's not like I'm literally dying from not having sex

what does sex like?

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>>86872199

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>tfw 27yo touchless NEET Virgin
>every movie sex scene feels like its mocking me

fuck

>>86872199
penin in teh vagin

>>86862023
I just skip sex/romance scenes
one of the perks of pirating

>>86872199
It's good for like 2 minutes then it just becomes a lot of work

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>>86872300
>Almost 27y here.
>I just had sex with traps instead of women until today
>Still virgin because I never made LOVE with a woman.

>>86871531
Just be honest about it. Some girls are attracted to incel robots, it's like a niche fetish

Get a fetlife account and add "virgin" to your kink list

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>>86872300
Literally me. Also, why do many couples feel the need to passionately start kissing each other when I walk by? It feels like government psy-ops.

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>>86872455
It is, it's been confirmed that most first-world governments track their citizens' sexual history. There are agencies which single out specific individuals and plant distressing images/stimuli in order to analyze the effects. You may have been targeted by one of these agencies. Do your research, you're probably being gang-stalked by the government.

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>>86864435
lol

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>>86865458
>you're not a virgin
>everyone assumes so anyway

>watch borat
>gay fight scene
>mom decides she wants to clean my room
>sees it
>she doesn't believe me when I tell her it's a movie
>thinks I'm a fag from then on

>>86864871

>she bites her lip

>wrestling for the remote with older sister
I know most here are actually memeing but I did this with my sister quite often.
>she grabs the remote and starts provoking me
>we start to wrestle
>she 'hides' the remote in her bra or between her legs
>I grab her boobs and even her vag trying to get the remote
>get a boner
>we stop the wrestling and just lay on each other
>press my boner through my boxershorts on her

I'm not making this shit up. She was 15-17 during that time and I was 11-13.

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>>86873662
how is this related to the thread topic?

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>>86873662
>>86868188
Go on

>>86865458
Opposite for me. I've had numerous chicks in my room and haven't fucked any of them. Take that parents!

>>86873662
but were you on top or bottom and were you facing her back or front

>>86874677
>sister gets new skintight jeans
>struggles with fitting in
>she can't get the zipper closed
>asks for help
>she lays on her back, legs in the air/on my shoulder
>put my Fingers deep inside her jeans, pulling and pushing the zipper
>I'm not really trying, just fondling her instead
>we did this for about an hour

I wonder if she remembers. She has to.

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>>86865643

>>86862023

Fellas, it's the current year.

Be prepared for far more dick-on-dick scenes.

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>>86875104
my sister remembers it all, probably because I mention it every other day and continue humping her

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>>86865418
>white niggas

>>86875797
>he is jealous

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>>86862023
>went to see 300: Rise of an Empire in theater with mother and stepfather
>sitting next to mother
>2+ minute rough sex scene with topless Eva Green

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>female character

>>86876051
that was the first time i hoped that i was the woman in that scene
>tfw 300: Rise of an Empire made you realize you're a fag

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>>86873565
>she bites your lip

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>movie has a threesome
>tell vigin 16 r old son that I have had two threesomes
>"eh dad, you shouldn't tell me these things"

>>86865637
Sounds like Antichrist maybe? Not that anon

>>86864861
American Psycho

>>86865418
I did this with my cousin. Shit was cash.

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>character takes a drink of hard alcohol
>grimaces and makes a disgusted face

>Watching a kino with mom.
>It has a docking scene.

That felt awkward and we never speak about it.

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>>86876985
>be 14 in my room
>watching Less Than Zero clip on Cinemax
>holy shit it's Jami Gertz from that Pepsi commercial riding James Spader's dick!
>whip junk out and stroke
>hear mumbling thru my wall which is the living room
>mom and dad were watching same movie
>mom barges in my room to check if i'm watching said sex acene
>hide my dick with the force of 1000 suns and changes channel quick
>mom tells me i better not be watching that stuff and shuts my door behind her

>>86877661

You're right, that is overused.

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>>86877734

>>86864861
Black Ass Fuckers

>>86872109
Yet. Wait until you turn 28

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>>86878251
She didn't fuck Spader in LtZ. It was Andrew McCarthy, pic related. Fun fact: Brett Easton Ellis wrote Less than Zero as well as American Psycho.

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>>86865092
>now thats a danish tier society