Star Wars

How do you stand a lightsaber like that? What the fuck

kind of awkward just holding lightsaber like that

>>86856750

This.

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whats happens to leia?

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>>86856631
Yeah, Qui-Gon taught us you'd burn a hole in the floor.

Image of the Star Wars film I want.

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>>86857433

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>>86856631

>>86856631
i thought he was getting a new helmet design

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>>86856631
I still can't get over that terrible lightsaber design. Even something dumb like pic related would have been a hundred times better

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>>86857638
He's a dark knight. Europeans are evil.

>>86856631
why is the lightsaber so dangerously close to his face

>>86857638
I remember reading the "reason" for it is that he uses an unstable core (which is why his blade is all shimmering and not like a normal lightsabre) and the "guard" is just vent holes

>>86856631
>its not official

i would not have been surpised if

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>>86856631
>>86857638
>>86857724
>>86857433
Romance.

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>>86857877
It's official.

>>86856631

>lightsaber planted down in the ground

I don't give a shit about Star Wars and even I'm triggered.

>>86857877
Star Wars dubs checked

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>>86857932
What is? That Luke is a pinball wizard?

>>86856631
>>86857638
>>86857843
for fuck sake just give him a normal lightsabre, the weapon is not important, why does nobody listen to yoda

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>>86857638
>>86857843 yeah this
He didn't make it like that because it's "better", I am sure he would take Darth Vader's lightsaber instead of his if he could.

He made it like that because the crystal inside the hilt is cracked and therefore unstable so the lightsaber can't go in one beam so he made 2 vents to the side so it can function properly. It's not like there is a lightsaber factory full of crystals so he can make whatever he wants

And the sabre isn't just for show, it is the extension of his character: highly unstable, crude and amateur build but very powerful. The new design actually has some purpose and meaning unlike Darth Maul's double lightsaber just for the hell of it

>>86857638
You don't get it. His saber is a literal burning cross. He's the KKK.

>>86856631
So is that dude even a threat? I mean he already got beaten by someone who never trained in the force. I mean I guess he could threaten side characters

Star wars lul

>>86858063
He tried to get vaders light saber but rey is just too powerful

>>86858063
This.
I always assumed the saber was like that because he fucked up when making it/he used fucked up materials.
I guess they never did state that in the movie though.

>>86858172
There was something about Kylo becoming weakened by killing his father that wasn't stated explicitly in the film...

anyway I'm basically flogging a broken record of a dead horse sounds.

>>86858225
You gotta read the books :^)

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>>86858061
They tried to make him medieval look.

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>>86857843
>>86858063
So why didn't he at least make the """vents""" point forward a little then? Even if it couldn't function as a proper guard it would at least reduce the risk of self-injury.

>>86858063
well gee, wouldn't it be nice for that to matter whatsoever in the movie?

>>86858344
ok.

>>86856631
Everything to do with Star Wars, starting with the special editions, is just an endless hot dumpster fire.

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>Emperor's guards

So is Snoke Sheev, Vader, or some lame new Disney character. I have no faith that they'd have the balls to make him one of the existing characters.

>>86856631
YOU CAN'T STICK A LIGHSTABER IN THE GROUND LIKE A REAL SWORD

>>86857724
Only white ones.

>>86856803
>that pic
Apparently she becomes one with the force and transforms into a dildo?

>>86858255
So a trained Sith got weakened by killing his dad up to the point where he got completely destroyed by someone whose only knowledge of the force was that it exists?

>>86858568
>So is Snoke Sheev, Vader
What if he's both?

Sheev's spirit inhabiting the shriveled-up corpse of Vader?

That sounds stupid enough to happen.

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>>86858568
The Goonies did it better, 30+ years ago. Or maybe Goonies takes place in the same cinematic universe as Star Wars, and the two have the same bloodline.

>>86858604
Is he sticking it in the ground, or just holding his saber upside down to the ground, maybe scoring the surface?

>>86856631
Bravo Kathleen, Star Wars really needed an extra pinch of mid-2000's emo cringyness.

>>86858568
current redd*t theory is that he's darth plagueis who taught palpatine as his pupil or whatever the fuck.
He's not Sheev, sheev is definitely dead

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>>86858568
in an ideal world they go back to before the prequels (KotOR-era) and would make Anakin's soul split into two, one half being his pure, Jedi force ghost body and the other being his evil resurrected sith corpse, I mean the director said that Snoke isn't injured, just regenerating, so maybe it'll happen

in the real world however he's a new retarded character called Victor Snoke who looks like fucking Goldmember

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>>86858789
Who the fuck is sheev?

>>86858789
ironicle

These characters don't look like Star Wars at all. Even the weirdest, stupidest EU trash felt like it was part of Star Wars. These look like fan fiction or chinese knockoffs, made by someone who has never even seen the old films.

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snoke's fookin soak

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>>86858862
Sheev Palpatine, who else?

>>86856631
Those red things are so damn ugly. Maybe they'll look better in motion.

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>>86858862

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>accidentally click on this thread

wtf is wrong with you people? Sorry I entered your containment thread.

>>86858904
>>86858965
Why the fuck don't you just call him palpatine then?

>>86858807
In an ideal world they would basically steal all the canon of KoToR and turn it into post-Return stuff.
They won't though and it will be retarded as you say

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>Kylo will become a good guy

>>86859117
do you call your friends with long surnames by their surname?

>>86859117
because his name is Sheev Palpatine and people find Sheev to be funny.

>>86856631
>that armor design

>>86856631
Wow neat toy- I mean characters

>>86857932
>they still make these

>>86859154
Don't you?

>>86856803
is Jim Carrey a costume designer for Star Wars now? Wouldn't surprise me and the man is an artist too.

>>86859228
I don't unless their first name is too generic or stupid.

official soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8

>>86858862
He goes by 'the senate' now

>>86859122
I was hoping at the VERY LEAST they'd go with, and I know it's just retarded fanfic/fan theory stuff atm, but:

>Rey is convinced by Snoke to extend her force powers by joining him and learning about the dark side
>Kylo wants redemption and joins Luke
>Captain Phasma activates some kind of Stormstrooper sleeper solider code that turns everyone indoctrinated as a stormtrooper into a submissive soldier once again
>Rebels/resistance teams that were made up of ex-stormtroopers all suddenly take down the resistance from the inside
>Poe Dameron left on death's door from the attack
>an actual dark ending

leaks have said it just ends with everyone's fine barring Finn who gets kidnapped by Snoke so they all go to save him

B O R I N G

>>86857638
It's a cross and white christians are the bad guys

so is anyone related to sheev in the new epidose?

>>86860325
rey is

>>86860381
is she the senate? or you just trolling

>>86858568
he likes gold

also hes one of the kids anakin missed

>>86859372
No, you're behind, he's "The Emperor Formerly Known as Senate" now.

>>86856750
Do you think to hold it up, espcially close to the face would look very Templar like, they would not want that

>>86859451
>Finn getting kidnapped
What the fuck? Why is he so useless?

>>86861648
He's the goofy sidekick meant to make Rey look better by association.

>>86861942
So he's the one fat girl in the group?

>>86856803
JIM CARREY LOOKS LIKE THAT?

fanfic tier

now I know how old fans felt about the prequels

>>86858373
s-shut up

>>86861648
Cause he's meant to be Han Solo v2?

>>86856631
Embarrassing.

A FUCKING BATHROBE

>>86856631
>Kylo is (still)a dork
>Goofy imperial guards in red cuetip armor

Honestly, I don't see any issue here.

>>86856631
Who the fuck approved those guard costumes? Seriously.

>>86858061
Its a metaphor for his unstable personality. And pretty much all other sith had a signature lightsaber too. Also, toys.

>>86858063
>futuristic weapon
>phillips screws

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>>86856631
Based

Is it even possible to make a good Star Wars story?
I know some people love the EU or some video games, but it always seems like they're about gray jedi's or anti-heroes

>>86863783
I've always wondered how a story that wasn't centered around jedi/force-users would be, the best I can think of are the clone episodes in that CGI cartoon which were pretty good if I recall. Some of the class quests in TOR are allegedly pretty good too but I can't confirm that since I dropped it a month after release. Source material doesn't really support much outside of space samurai and their laser katanas it seems.

>>86856631

Wouldn't the lightsaber just go through the floor?

>>86856631
Wouldn't his light saber be cutting through the ground? The prequels already established that light sabers can easily cut through the thickest of steel in an instant.

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>>86858871
>made by someone who has never even seen the old films.

>>86857724
Very close to slitting his wrist with that lightsaber.

>>86858789
isn't he Mace Windu after he got fucked up by Sheev?

>>86856803
She dies on the way back to her home planet

>>86858568
It's Mace Windu

>>86858871
Patrician comment

>>86858885
this is the funniest post I have ever seen on /tv/. it's so dense

>>86865721
Planet Cocainium

>>86865594
>the second girl from the left will never smother you with her big tits
why live even

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A FUCKING PIZZA SLICE

>>86856631
Wouldn't it go through the floor?

>>86866002
is this Spaceballs 2 the quest for cash ?

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>>86866002
>you will never be 12 years old in 2017 and eat the promotional Star Wars Star Destroyer Doritos

>>86866018
No his helmet isn't a ghost.

>>86866304
LOL. That dog!