Why do we never see Miranda Cosgrove on tv anymore?

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>>86850874
no reason

>>86850874
>you will never touch her feet

>>86850874
her expiration date has expired

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>>86850874
Trust me it's for the best.

Serious question here...
Are the rumors about icarly being a Ultra-Slut true?

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>>86851967
The moment they tried bring her back to tv they immediately tried to hook her good girl character up with a black guy. The show got canceled before there could be a kiss scene so thank god for small favors?

>>86852000
Ariana grande is the giga slut. Megan wouldn't fuck dangerous dan so she was blacklisted from TV

>>86852011
But I wanted to see Miranda getting BBC'd. Such a shame.

>297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#8**
>This former A+ list tween actress turned B/B- list adult actress does kind of have a franchise. She is the go to person for party favors during the promo run for her latest movie. Miranda Cosgrove ("Despicable Me 3")

That's what happens when your career is dead. Poor thing.

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FUCK I LOVE FEEEEEEEEEEET

>>86850874
She's raising her kid

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>>86850941
Some things never change.

>>86852000

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.

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>>86852394
Calm down, Dan. She is too old for you.

>>86852726

Those *are* some awfully damn nice feet.

>>86852394
seek help

>>86852542
They never even let you fuck her?

>>86852542
Come on, it's too soon to fap, bro.

>>86851967
>>86852448
She looks dead inside.

>>86850874
Joker faced gremlin.

>>86852011
Strip club?
Was this a kids show?

>>86852941
The only thing that can soothe him would be a loving pair of warm, soft soles pressed against his face

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>>86852542
>inb4 Miranda USC stories

>>86852394
How long can you last without cumming

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph599d05e0af59c

>>86850874
Memes aside, what happened with her? She is famous enough to grasp good gigs. Has she been blacklisted or did she quit acting?

>>86853102

all day, neck yourself footfags

the most disgusting fetish there is

she fucking looks like michael jackson

>>86853296
Keep jacking off to your scat, degenerate.

>>86853355
Grow up, little girl lol

>>86853296
Hey r*ddit

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JUST

>>86853471
Do you think that, after Joss Whedon has been outed by his ex, Dan will be next?

>>86853549
joss is gay, dan is pure legend.

>>86853649
Just look that. Joss is a casting couch king:

http://www.thewrap.com/joss-whedon-feminist-hypocrite-infidelity-affairs-ex-wife-kai-cole-says/

>>86852542
So disgusting, but knowing what Dan Schneider did to her for years it's not a surprise. That depraved fatass defiled Cosgrove beyond imaginary.

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>not jennette

>>86853885
Coalburner

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>>86852448
You just can't keep a good Dan down it seems

>>86853102
i'm a footfag but this really isn't my thing

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>>86853911
would still hit it

>>86853885
I don't get women. "These harmless, normal people are creepy for reasons I could never articulate and I do not like them. But I'll still talk about them and send them pictures for attention"

>>86853885

For not liking the "creeps" that find her feet attractive she sure posts pics of them a lot.

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>>86853942
That shits been streached out, and busted to hell, bro.

It would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway at this point.

>>86853959
I don't either but as long as they keep making shit i can jerk it to then i'm fine

>>86852726
Perfect feet. Probably that's why Dan paid her $180k per episode. Just imagine cumming on her feet in daily basis at her prime.

>>86852448
She looks like she's holding back tears.

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>>86854086

>>86853019
w-what happened here?...

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>>86854086
>>86854139
I wounder whos next on his list?

>>86853922
You don't love soles?

>>86854242
trampling isn't very hot 2bh pham

>>86852394
this 2bh

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>>86851495
>mfw her foot was smashed into mush in that bus accident

>>86850874
i wanna give her feets kisses

>>86854255
I don't think you can say you love soles if you won't accept their love and power on top of you.

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>>86854139
>She says that even though her career has gone into the tank because she wouldn’t sleep with the producer, she doesn’t regret her decision. She points to another actress of a show he produced. That actress slept with the producer and his friends and it didn’t help her career at all.

She was Dan's fucktoy for nothing. Her career is deadly dead.

>>86852000
Most people who were sexually abused as children end up being ultra-sluts.

>>86853915
Snyder is living the dream. Go forth and conquer, King Dan.

>>86852111
Just ask Dan if you can buy one of his private videos.

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>>86854139
>friendly reminder Miranda cucked Dan with the entire football team of her uni
Based Miranda had the last laugh.

>>86853959
>I don't get women
>...
>for attention

>>86854141
Protein directly from the sauce.

>>86854424
For real? What happened?

>>86854496
She has eternal access. And I'm sure she's getting some kind of royalty for her roles. Who needs to be on film when you're still being paid.

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>>86854496

Who even vets these rumours, it could be some /tv/ autist making it all up

>>86854753
She is like Mark Hamill... So sad. I thought she will be a adult star too.

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>>86854139
>tfw you can't save your waifu

>>86854871
The Jew accountants no doubt owed the producers, including Dan, a favor or two. They hence forth included Miranda in all their expenditures, say .6%? I'm sure she's taken care of so as long as she lives modestly.

>>86855156
Hopefully she can work again. That's too depressing to be true.

>>86853942
She is going to look like sandra otterson in 15 years

And it's going to be fucking awesome

>>86852542
Come on Anon its too early to fap

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>>86855264
can't wait

>>86854829
Because that is the case.

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>>86853885
She knew what's going on in this scene.
Thanks Dan for all the faps.

>>86853915
/ourguy/

>>86852542
I will never spit-roast coked out Miranda...
feels bad ;_;

I like how this guy is the closest to a pedophile ring leader we got, yet there is zero evidence for it.

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>>86855446

>>86855611
Honestly I've heard too many stories and pictures for it simply to be conjecture.
I assume the guy is simply in the thick of it and if he goes down he can point a lot of fingers at many celebrities/powerful people, so literally no one goes after him.

>>86855611
Who would stop him? No one wants to end up suicided with a crossbow bolt at the back of your head.

>>86853942
dan hit it first

>>86854621
Lol. That I'm single with black baby hair

JUST

>>86855883
>who would stop him?
me

>>86856121
and...

>>86855611
When will Miranda Cosgrove break down and reveal all?

>>86856121
>>86856252
Miranda, are you, you are?

>>86850874
aint no cameras in my basement

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To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

>>86852000
Have you never heard about the White Ghost of USC?

>>86856688
>White Ghost of USC
Curious nickname. Backstory of this?

>>86856757
White from all the sperm on her famalam
Ghost is what she looked like after her usual nightly performance just totally exhausted and dying inside

>>86856589
Even for a joke, that's creepy.

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>>86856599

>>86856923
Details, for science...

>>86856923
Proof. Now.

>>86856923
Yeah, it's amazing the amount of dicking a drunk nympho can take.

>>86856599
>If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media

sad

>>86853959
butthurt footcreep detected

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>>86851495

>>86855376
that's either a very strong push-up or she has ginormous areola

>>86857810
She's a fan of h3h3

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>>86856923
>totally exhausted and dying inside
Damn, that's hot.

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I want Freddie to crush me into his chest as he fucks me. I'm a skinny manlet, he could pop me like a grape

>>86856923
>usual nightly performance
Come on, bro, post greentext of it. I wanna fap.

>>86857863
whenever i see someone get buff it gives me the motivation to try myself, then i pick up a weight once and never touch it again for months

>>86857863
Are you sure he could? The dude is like 4ft short.

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>>86854576

>paying for shit you can get for free online

>>86857863
I would love to see Freddie holding his hand up to Chloe Grace Moretz's hand

>>86858173
Miranda Cosgrove BBC porn for free online? We wish!!

>>86858173
sauce?

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A NC-17 rated version of The Intruders will be greatly appreciated.

>>86855446
Is this what she did to Desperate Dans asshole?

>>86857863
>I'm a skinny manlet
kek'd

>>86856928
Fuck off normalfag.

>>86851967
Did they fucked?

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>>86852367
Miranda is a drug dealer now... That's a little too much.

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>>86853885
Bitch is crazy.

FUNNY POWDER

>>86858851
THIS

>>86860390
was it autism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUCbGUMigwk

>>86853549
Joss Whedon, James Cameron... Is it outing ‘feminist’ male directors as creeps week lol

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>>86861051

why the fuck hasn't anyone solved this shit yet? i've said it countless times before. it wouldn't be too hard to get a hair sample for Dan. and it wouldn't be too hard to get one from Jaime Lynn's kid either

then you do a paternity test and confirm. why hasn't anyone moved on this yet?

>>86854496
>scenes got reduced
This is the most bullshit blind I've ever seen. She was the fucking main character. The entire show was about Tori.

>>86854496
Fake. VJ did sleep with Dan. That's how she got her own show

>>86853885
>nigger lover
No thanks

>>86861239
literally /ourguy/

>People still fall for the Miranda USC pasta
sad

>>86861270
Who cares? A bunch of whores and pervy old men. It's just Hollywood being Hollywood.

>>86861463

Dan pls go

>>86857863
>overcompensating manlet
KEK! When will they learn?

>>86861392
dunno... Until this week I was thinking the same as you: "The Ghost pasta is so stupid. Miranda is a sweetheart". But I'm still so shocked about the Joss Whedon thing that I can believe now that Dan Schneider is a pig and Miranda a coked out slut. Who knows...

>>86861309
>>86861344
Ari pls

>>86854023
>streached out
more likely he's got a tiny dick and has to date short girls to feel adequate

>>86861600
>the Joss Whedon thing
?

You would think there's a video of Dan getting a footjob from Miranda or any other girl from Nickelodeon.

>>86861821
Do you live under a rock? His ex outed him this week. Apparently, he is a predator, the typical casting couch Hollywood producer. The "feminist" Joss Whedon! So hard to believe, yet totally true.

>>86850874
she looks like michael jackson right before he died
she went through puberty

>>86861850
Stop bragging, Dan. Enough is enough.

>>86853959
lol you footfags are literally the most looked-down-upon rats in all of human existence. Even scat is more highly regarded than you.

>>86861959
Hey, tumblr! Why are you posting here kek

>>86861938
Huh, I suppose it do live under a rock, I heard nothing about it.

>>86861959
That's not mean at all... I'm curious. Why do you hate Miranda that much? She is a good girl.

>>86856923
Fucking crazy that this /b/ copypasta took hold so firmly.

>>86860260
TMZ alluded to it in an article about a drug bust near her house

>>86852011
What show was this?

>>86862121
link?

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>>86861996
That says more about how low IQ and bizarre normalcucks are than it does about us.

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>>86862157
I was wrong. I thought they said he had drugs on him.

>>86862274
uh, okay.

>>86862168
It really doesn't. Literally nobody likes you. Not the normalfags nor the robots. Everyone thinks you're disgusting brain cripples.

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>>86862323
I also found this while searching lol

>>86862509
Stay mad, megacuck.

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>>86861960

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>>86862168
Mentally ill

>>86856589
>ywn listen to Miranda's muffled screams as you fuck her doggy in your basement
Feels bad, man.

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>>86862523

>>86862612
>i know how to prove we aren't brain cripples!
>i'll say "cuck"!
Your family wishes you were dead.

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>>86862978
Nerds, this is /tv/. If you're triggered by footlove on /tv/, the board which is renown for it's footlovers, then you really need to take a break from 4chan and return to Reddit. You're not ready for this website yet if something as innocent as a foot can trigger you this deeply.

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>>86862978
Reminds me of an episode of SVU where some footfag's mother was so ashamed and disgusted by his behavior that she regularly beat the fuck out him with a frying pan causing brain damage

>>86854018
>>86853959
>Implying being called a creep doesn't make it hotter

>>86863057
>if you're not into my disgusting self-depreciating fetish then you belong on reddit
top cuck

>>86863267
It actually astonishes me how unintelligent you are. I said that you're reddit because you're throwing a temper tantrum chimpout over the sight of a few feetposts in a thread. I never said nor implied "you are reddit for not liking what I like".

>disgusting self-depreciating fetish
Jesus. I am communicating with a monkey.

>>86863370
>being this mad
>saying others are having a temper tantrum
wew

>>86852930
You mean female leg–dicks

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One day I will understand how feet can be the most common fetish on planet Earth (One in THREE male adults have it), and yet garner the most hate out of them.
Is it self hating footfags lashing out at their kin?
Is it just because it's so common, so if you don't have the fetish you're annoyed at seeing it so much everywhere?

I don't know the answer, but it's still so weird how it's treated like some absurd perversion, when it's literally the most common kink anyone might have.

>>86854038
A sensible person.

>>86864055

>One in THREE male adults have it

You got a source for that senpai?