adam sandler: dead at 50

stop

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>>86843204
you guys tried this last year

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>>86843204
He really shouldn't have held down the FF>> button.

>>86843204
wasn´t him dead all this time?

I want to see his new movie

> 90 yo Sandler passed away peacefully at his bed
that's how will happen

>its rea
Fuggg

>>86843352
How can you have peace after a lifetime of producing pure and utter tripe? Has he made even one worthwhile film that shows talent as a filmmaker?

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>Netflix gave him millions of dollars to make 3 shitty movies when they could have given it to people with actual talent to make many good indie kinos

why the fuck?

is real!

>>86843397
he doesn't make films bro
>>86843411
netflix released a statistic about how like 90% of netflix subscribers watch at least one sandler film

>>86843397
>make easy stupid flicks for the idiot masses
>get paid millions and star alongside qts who you get to fondle/kiss/have sex scenes with
>basically get paid to have fun and be famous

Gee, I wonder, how can he sleep at night?

>>86843520

>90% of netflix subscribers watch at least one sandler film

jesus

>>86843521
This. He's living the dream.

>it's real
holy shit

WaterMAN WHEN?

Here's a no bullshit time I met Adam Sandler

>at the grocery store
>he's there with his wife and kids
>he wanders off by himself
>he spends the whole time where the junk food is at
>he opened one of those giant bags of Doritos
>I walked by him because I was getting chips, too
>he offers me some chips, I accept
>he says "I love Doritos. They're my favorite." then goes back to eating
>like 20 minutes after that his wife calls him over
>he drops the half-empty bag on the floor, then steps on it and kicks it so crumbs go everywhere

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poor stud boy

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>>86843521
>a lifetime of flinging shit is easy and fun, therefore rewarding
Yes, I'm sure someone like Godard would just love to trade places with Sandler.

>>86843411
>implying Sandler's films aren't kino

>>86843670
He even does product placement in real life

>>86843397
>implying Billy Madison wasn't kino

>>86843397

>he called the shit tripe!

punch drunk love and funny people were very solid roles

billy madison and happy gilmore have their flaws, but are classics. big daddy and waterboy are serviceable comedies

>>86844207

>placing products on the ground as product placement

pottery

>>86843789
If you'd rather be Godard than Sandler you deserve to die a virgin.

>>86844306
>punch drunk love
Which he starred in, not directed or otherwise significantly involved in. PTA could make a decent film out of any actor, probably even from a nobody straight off the street.

>>86843789
Literally who?

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>>86844360
Godard:
>still making films to this day (last one in 2014), a career of building himself up as a renowned and respected auteur
Sandler:
>hack who makes toilet-humor flicks for netshit and is desperate for money, a career lacking entirely in talent and semblance of art

>>86844393
Only one of the most popular directors from the French New Wave era and beyond. You wouldn't have heard about him

>>86843204
If only.

>>86843789
>implying Godard isn't the french Sandler

>>86844385

i agree that it was PTA that made the movie as good as it was; i'm just saying sandler's career isn't entirely dogshit. most of it, yes, but there are a few bright moments.

>>86844652
he'd be forgotten by now if he was

I honestly cant understand why people dont like Adam Sandler

>ywn be Adam Sandler's friend
why even live

Say what you want about his movies but he's a genuinely great guy to his friends and always looks out for them

I'm not sure if I'm mentally challenged but I really enjoy all of his films. There's just something comfy about them.

>>86843204
he'll live to be a hundred