The upcoming Witcher tv series on Netflix I hope it will not

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>netflix

>>86833088
>something like Supernatural tv series with a medieval se
just like the books and the game

>>86833088
>I hope it will not become something like Supernatural tv series
I would rather have bros traveling from comfy medieval village to comfy medieval village while killing monsters than Edgy Teleporting Feminism.

I'm just in it for the Yen/Geralt sex scenes.

>>86833088
>netflix
>polish european folklore
Which character gets to be afroamerican?

>>86833088
Why do they all look like men?

>>86833088
>I hope it will not become something like Supernatural tv series with a medieval setting

It will
I will however be greatly disappointed

>>86833482
Why Geralt of course.

>>86833088

yeah, I cant wait for like half of the cast to be brown people and the story to be some shitty allegory about Drumpf

>>86833580
Obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3OBgmxVirE

>>86833482
Idris Elba for Geralt

inb4 foltest is literally ronald glorp

>Keira in da bathtub

I put Keira to the sword
who did she think she was fucking with

>>86833088

supernatural is fucking awesome.

so, that actually sounds pretty sick

>>86833088
>shoehorned niggers and sjw shenanigans

no thank you

>>86833617
Well, of the characters in op's pic, less than half are not sjw, and it wouldn't be a stretch to turn 2/3 of the non-sjw's into sjw's.

>>86833695
So did I first time round.

>>86833715

The shittiest show still running.

fuck off roastie.

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Claiming waifu

If GoT has taught us anything, if they stick pretty close to the books they will do well.

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>witcher books
>good
>witcher games
>good
Gene Wolfe TV show/Game when?

>playing video games past the age of 20

kek

Why are they making a show of this when they already have an award winning interactive movie based on the books

>>86833088
Phillipa is the hottest sorceress. Prove me wrong.

>>86833799
Why Triss?

>>86833961
>The Witcher
>Castlevania

Netflix is clearly aiming to edgy virgin weebs. Seems like it's working. The philosopher's stone but with cheetos dust

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>>86833799

pleb

Witcher seems like fun but I can't be arsed to play the video games. Shall I read the books? Watch some youtube fag play the game?

>>86833715
t. Tumblr

>>86833843
>muddy prose
>mary sue main character everyone likes to pretend isn't just a slightly better kvothe
>have to read online analysis to enjoy it

back to /lit/

>>86834063
dont be a scrub
books are for faggots, play the games (or atleast 2 & 3)

>>86833088
>wearing papyrus as apron
lmao only on the west

>>86834098
>Rothfuss

Bacl to reddit!

>>86833226
>bros
you gotta go back

>>86834029
why is she wearing a towel in the tub

>>86834101
My computer is only good enough to play the first one

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>>86833799
Reminder

>>86834155
aaar>>86834155
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrojqafws

>>86834133
i started the /sffg/ anti-rothfuss meme and was awarded 550 4Chan points for it. begone, whelp

>>86833859
>>86833859
>>86833859
THIS
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S

>>86834228
>browsing /sffg/

disgusting

>>86833628
voices were perfect
so good

>>86834063
books are fairly generic fantasy with some neat inter species politics and kingdom stuff.

games are pretty fun, 2 and 3 are excellent. 1 is good but it's less open.

>>86834264
only to bully wolfecucks like you

>>86834010
>Castlevania
I finally saw that shit a few weeks ago
It's overrated. It's too fucking short (basically a pilot) and a lot of the plot points are cliche or pants on head retarded.

The visuals/lore are the only good things about it. I hope they do a better job the next go around now that they know the interest is there.

How many black characters will there be?

>>86833859
You're posting on /tv/ not /g/ or /lit/

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>>86834282
no bully pls

>>86834269
>games are pretty fun
I don't play games, though. They are a waste of time.

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>>86833628
>shani's voice actress
would nut inside

>>86833088
Golden rule: If a fantasy series' budget and production values aren't on par with Game of Thrones, it ain't worth a self-respecting person's time.

Triss is such a cute little slut desu

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>>86834344

>>86834290

I get that anime animation isn't entirely smooth, but jesus, even the "action" moments are janky

>>86833715
The only thing good about Supernatural are the creature of the week episodes. All the arcing storylines, the meta eps, and God/angel shit are fucking abysmal. So bad that they are nothing more than soccer mom pandering.

Its going to be shit. I can't imagine Geralt, even book Geralt, just strolling around with company constantly to quip. Dandelion won't work in a show IMO, atleast not as a constant party member.

Running around with sorcerers would be bullshit too.

>>86834382
It's netflix.
It will be a mess.

>>86833088
They canceled Sense8 because they moved all the cast and crew from it to the Witcher.

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So we can all agree that Empress Ciri was the best ending, right?

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>>86834547
Why didn't Geralt fuck her?

>>86834414
Yeah, the cheapness of the production shows, but I guess I just appreciate the artstyle enough that I could live with it.

Even the janky animation is better than the script.

Shannara Chronicles was good guys, really

>>86834586
Geralt isn't Bojack, anon.

>>86834586
Bc she was basically his daughter
And if ur not sexually depraved youd be disgusted by incest

>>86834547
>not having ciri live the life she wants to live
>best ending
nah

>>86834728
it was cringey gay shite but I liked it

it will be shit just like the game

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Kino scene

>>86834356
How are they more of a waste of time than a TV show or shitposting?

>>86833859
>not liking space combat simulators

well, they're video games

>>86833482
dandelion
>>86833088
>something like Supernatural tv series with a medieval setting
first 2 seasons could be a good fit

>>86834029
I tried, she has everything I would look in a waifu but she was too much of a bitch in the books

>>86834997
If we don't get that fucking unicorn and best girl Yen I'll off myself.

>>86834586
not even her dad wanted to fuck her, so why would geralt? Canonically she is all cut up and used

>>86834728
acting was shit and some plot points could have used more polish

>>86835530
it wasn't great but it was entertaining
like a budget lotr

>>86833515
They're polish, anon.

>>86836017
more like YA lotr for girls

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Who is going to play Keira?

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>>86836217
Merlin

>>86833088
>all those beautiful waifu material ladies
>plus the blood and whine chicks
>barely any animated sfm and most of it is animated like garbage

They can´t possibly have enough CGI for all the monsters. I expect they burn through their budget right away and then we will see mostly human villians and lovestorys.

>>86837401
inc shitty drowner and hag costumes

>>86836217
Every single thumbnail of keira looks like a man in drag.

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>>86837401
>drowner
>blue eyes
>Djinn
>red eyes
>Endrega
>green eyes
>elfes
>spiky ears
>Vampires
>a lot


>Eredin
>blue forehead

>>86833334
>sex
Don't you mean rape? Typical white male cis chauvinist scum, with your rape culture. All benis in bagina is now illegal and can not be made into tv.

>>86833088
Supernatural is for women and children.

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>>86833088
>>86834029
>>86834547
giv ciri gf

>>86833088
It'll be shit even CDPR don't want anything to do with it and wished them luck.

>2017
>Thinking (((Netflix))) will allow an ALL EUROPEAN cast.

Hahahahaha