>ywn be taken in by a rich crazy MILF that buys you presents

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This film proves women are all conniving cunts.

>>86832437
I know a guy in his early 20s who got sick of his parents bitching at him to stop playing video games and get a job, so he went on Craigslist and found some local crazy middle-aged woman to mooch off of instead. Haven't heard from him since.

>>86832437
The problem with old movies is that I can never tell what age people are suppose to be . Everyone looks 45
Like rich old actress only looked moderately older than the main guy

>>86832497
ok.

>>86832437

Movies like this frustrate me. The fuck was his fucking problem? He had it made. The butler guy was creepy, yeah. I could see how that'd be off-putting, but I'd get over it. He chased that young pussy and got fucked in the end. Dumb fuck.

>>86832608
your friend got murdered.

>>86832753
He should have just went with the QT lady writer

>>86832608
Id watch a film based on this post

>>86832608
Probably buried in her back yard!!!FACT!!!

>>86832753
>>86832784
The ending confused me. He acted like a complete cunt to the writer and then tried to leave. If he had left with her in the first place he could've avoided getting murdered.

this is the perfect movie for a porn parody and not one exists

>>86832497
watch the original by renior

Bring me Gordon Cole

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>>86834732

>>86834732
>>86835906
Good posts.

>>86837419
thanks.

>>86834732
came here to post this

>Literally first scene of movie
>Yup that's me you're probably wonder how I got here

Dropped this trash immediately

>>86842384
It's a great movie faggot

>>86832437
>>86834732

>tfw can't watch this movie now without people thinking I'm watching it just because of the Twin Peaks episode

>>86832857
He wanted to fuck her but knew she was married, so the right thing to do was to burn their relationship so she wouldn't have second thoughts or anything and fuck up her marriage with the other guy
To be fair, after putting up with her bullshit for so long he probably didn't think the gun was even loaded

>>86832437
Yeah she was rich and decent looking, but you could tell it was a fucking drag to hang around her all day and keep complimenting her while pretending you don't think she's a fucking pest
It's not like he was living up the NEET life and doing whatever he wanted, he was basically her nanny

>>86842631
But was he not leaving to go after in the end?

>>86842688

But it means you don't have to be a wageslave. I'd take it over that.

>>86842384
>watches an old movie
>complains about all the new movies that copied it