Why didn't Bret and Jermaine fuck the shit out of her?

Why would you want to get shit on your dick?

>>86830564
She had an husband.

i'd fuck her and call her louise

>>86830653
And?

>>86830729
They didn't want to cuck that guy.

Wasn't her husband that guy from Breaking Bad, the one who Gus originally wanted to run his lab..Can't remember his fucking name.

>>86830564
cos shes fuckin ugly?

>>86832322
Yes. And his name was Gail.

>>86832572
>>86832322
What an interesting niche that actor fills. He's memorable solely for being unmemorable.

>>86830564
They were hooking up with cuter girls pretty regularly.

>>86832610
I really liked him in Billions, not the best tv show but his character is pretty entertaining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTYkusSvG8M

>>86832683
But she wanted the dick SO badly. She looks like she'd be utterly filthy in bed, especially if she's tackling both of them at once.

just post the feet already

>>86833055
This. And instead of Jermaine having to write a song to get Bret's confidence up he could just call Mel to come over who'd let Bret do anything he wanted to her while her cuck husband sat outside in his car

>>86830564
She isn't traditionally attractive. Why do I find her so hot?

>>86833856
She can tingle your balls while licking your butthole
or tingle your butthole while swallowing your balls

>>86830653
>an

They were both naive enough to not understand what was happening. Jermaine less so but by the time he figured it out Bret was always around so he wouldn't act on it.

Also she was so impulsive and obsessive that in the two years she crushed hard on them she was still fucking her husband who was her professor who she got fired for fucking.

>>86830564
Us Kiwis have standards mate. You don't cut another man's lunch.

>>86830598
So she can lick it off, that's what women are into nowadays.

>>86833092
???