BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS

>Used to think they were doing a service
>Realise when I'm older that they're just fucking with poor, uneducated niggers and whites

Sad.

>>86808793
I still love the show and I watch it all the goddamn time, but I've changed a lot since my Freshman days. I've become a lot more libertarian and just don't give a fuck about weed and prostitution and shit anymore. I feel bad for the people who get slapped with heavy penalties just because a lot of arbitrary, pointless rules exist in this country. I have very little sympathy for actual scum-bags though.

>Watching COPS (filmed on location) today
>Fat black guy started beating up his son and someone called the COPS (filmed on location) to report a domestic dispute
>By the time the COPS (filmed on location) arrived, he also started beating his fat black wife
>Fat black guy starts screaming about muh uhppreshinz
>Police officer distracts him with some beef jerky (kek)
>Black police officer tackles him from behind
>Fat black guy starts saying something along the lines of "you have failed me as a brother, my nigga"
>Cankerous nignog once again BTFO by COPS (filmed on location)

>>86808768
link me to stream?

>>86808961
kek

i fucking hate this board so much can;t even have a good cops thread

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absolute kino watching

https://youtu.be/aPu1FlxzeeI
COPS kino.

AM I BEING DETAINED?

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whats the name of this eyebrow style?

>>86809339
The "beaner brow"

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>i just wanna talk
>set out here real quick

There's supposed to be a cops special with Terry crews soon. The police are reunited with some criminals I'm not kidding

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I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

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>Suspect waves and nods to camera

Everytime

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>man heading home drives his jeep into a pond
>has the address tattooed on his arm
>was going the wrong direction

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>>86808768
>be cop
>guy comes at you with a knife
>shoot him with your gun
>get criticism

>>86809308
Mirin' that physique. Do you know his routine?

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>>86809370
>any weapons, knives, bombs, or anything i should know about
>anything that will poke me, prod me, stick me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYTBTw-_TCI
>That cop's juicy ass

0w0

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>watching cops
>a waifu appears

>>86809739
I know this feel...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqKY-Hu5PlA

Good puppy in this video

>>86809739
>mangum

>>86808793
I used to think the latter now I think the first

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>ywn save and foster a young delinquent

CUTE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM9eOhpvpfc

>>86809914
>h-have a nice day
>sir
why are ameri plebs so scared of their police?

In every other country, WE PAY the police, they're OUR civil servants. Fucking guns are ruining your system

>>86808793
Nah

>>86809338
I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!

>>86809739
I'm claiming that hottie bitch from Jacksonville

You know the one

>>86809853
Is that the bitch that shoplifted?

Fuck her I bet her pussy stinks

>>86810667

because they will shoot you for no discernible reason

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>>86809266
>>86809308

>>86810667
I speak like that to the police, but it's not really out of fear, it's more to show respect. If you treat them nicely, they'll probably mostly just give you a warning or go easy on you when you get ticketed.

Also, shut up, cuck. Guns are cool.

>>86809339

>I'm white but my kids aren't

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>I'll get you bitch
I wonder if he ever got her.

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>>86808768
>that episode where they had to arrest traps for trying to prostitute themselves

>>86809381
It's not "cops". It's COPS (filmed on location).

>>86810667
I've never been a cop but I was in the army for 8 years, now national guard. I know I'm wrong but both I and local police feel I outrank them, I've been pulled over and let go driving drunk so many times that I actually feel bad. I'm drunk now so this is way out of context but yeah

>>86809339
the nutella smudge

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>>86812856
>"There's no snakes in here, are there? Cause I don't like snakes."
>"I will PROTECT you..."

Kino

>>86812856
It's weird to think this dude has never gotten laid

do you have to be a chad to be a cop?

>>86813735
Not at all. Plenty of turbo manlets are cops. Finally getting back at the chads from high school!

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>>86813735

>>86808768
i used to watch Bounty Boys back in the day. Thank you for this

>>86808793
don't worry you will grow out of that edgy "progressive" phase soon anon

>>86810667
it all depends on where you live, how you react to simple instructions, and how much of a beta you are.

What channels still play Cops these days?
I'm getting an urge to watch that or finish the LOTR trilogy today.

>Have extreme stomach flu a few months ago, combined with tonsillitis
>Can't move from couch, can't talk, eat or sleep
>Sit awake every night watching COPS sipping water, eventually fall asleep in the morning

Comfiest time of my life. What's the best way for a brit bong to watch some episodes?

>>86815959
SPIKE nearly everytime I happen upon it.

>>86810765
KEK

>>86808768
REDPILL: The Show

>>86809245
i'd argue that simpsons threads are more ruined forever thanks to this shitty white nationalist cult board

>>86812604
DO YOU TELL THEM YOUR GUARD AS YOUR SLURRING YOUR WORDS OR HAND THEM YOUR MILITARY ID INSTEAD OF DRIVERS LICENSE BY ACCIDENT

>>86815959
I have it on WGNA all day long today and a few other days during the week. They run MASH for hours on other days.