What is the Night King's tax policy?
Or his motives for that matter.
What fun is a villain who doesn't say a single word?
Flat tax
>Night King finally speaks
>has a faggy high pitched voice
>>86805995
100% tax on the living. Paid in blood naturally
It would all "trickle" down
Classic Reganomics
>>86806109
he has a cockney accent
I bet he's a hardcore communist.
>>86805995
What's his winter fuel deduction policy?
>>86805995
Taxes violate the NAP. And so do walls who were built without the consent of everybody involved.
>>86805995
NK is stalin, take a guess
everyone is a zombie and gives their property to the government
i.e. communism :^)
>>86806208
> And so do walls who were built without the consent of everybody involved.
The wall was built on the Starks' private property you fucking commie
>>86805995
the chain scene implies communism
>>86805995
Very high emissions tax
>>86805995
He has a simple 9% flat tax on all purchases, income tax, and corporate operating taxes.
>the night kings army approaches the wall
>the nights watch and wildlings stand atop the wall dumping wildfire over his armies
>he rides in on his dragon, knocking down the wall and flooding westeros with violent undead
>he speaks his first words
>"fuck drumpf"
>>86806249
>building a giant wall that deprives the white walkers from accessing the rest of the realm does not violate the NAP
>>86805995
He just wants your first born child as tax
>>86806324
The north is the Starks' private property, building on your own private property does not violate anything. Stop being a fucking retard.
>>86806116
This. No tax on the White Walkers and a flat 20% tax on the wights.
>>86806167
Well to be fair he actually kind of is. Everybody is equal in death.
>>86806144
russian
>>86806474
>lives with his mother and has never had to build anything on his own property
What's his immigration policy?
>>86806614
Do you even know what anarcho capitalism is? It seems to me you're just regurgitating memes you don't understand.
>>86806109
>Night King finally meets Bran face to face
>Night King finally speaks
>"ice to meet you"
>>86806707
"Mr. Snow tear down this wall!"
>>86806474
>implying it's not an act of aggression to deny someone access to the realm when the rest of the realm never consented in the first place
>>86805995
Can't wait for this cuck to be manhandled by Arya "QT" Stark.
>>86806797
The Seven Kingdoms are an Evil Empire
>>86806852
>Arya "QT" Stark.
>Arya "Quasimodos twin" Stark
>>86806109
>it's just a prank dude
>>86805995
Non-dead populace can either die or pay jizya tax
>>86806920
>from my point of view the living are evil
>>86806761
Kek
>>86805995
certainly better than Hillary's, am I right or am I right?
>>86807039
you're alt right :^)
>>86806109
>Night King finally speaks
>"My name is Jeff"
>>86806761
Please make this happen
>>86807197
woah dude nice meme
>>86806761
>Bran freaks out and demands to know why he is doing this
>"Woah chill out man!"
>>86807231
C'mon don't be like that. Admit that you chuckled at least a bit at the thought of it.
>>86807330
>Bran points out that this isn't funny
>"Sorry, I was just trying to break the ice"
>>86807333
i chuckled at your response
>>86807355
>>86807330
>>86806761
i would forgive their all and every sins if D&D end the last episodes of GoT with just shitty ice puns, cut to black and never ever talk about it or comment on it in any way or fashion.
They'd make history
>>86806109
>Night Kang finally meeting Jon Snow
>he opens his mouth
>does his best 2pac voice
>"So tell me, why you sweat a motherfucker like me?"
>>86807407
pulling some shit like this would be what i'd be doing if i was filthy rich
Things like: produce a finely crafted trilogy of some genre like romantic comedy, let fall millions of people fall in love with the first two movies and then end the last movie with 30minutes of pure fucking psycho thriller
seriously what the fuck is the NK's motive
is his only goal to kill all humans or some stupid shit like that
>>86807730
or like
writing a book series that gets super famous so you get rich off it and then you just don't write the final book because you already struck gold and the fans are shit anyway
>>86807759
....holy shit
>>86805995
he is a leftist communist pig
>>86807730
>end the movie on just 10 minutes of news footage of 9/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IE_B3VK1mQ
>>86806761
Kek
>>86805995
his assets were frozen
>>86805995
Undead Anarchist Horde policy
>>86806761
hehe
>>86807664
>was, quite literally the perfect NK
>make up artist was, quite literally top-tier in their ability to do the job
>fire Richard Brake for some rinkydink redditor stunt guy at a fraction of the pay
>fire original makeup artist and install some fucking intern, who seems more interested in making NK look like fucking Jack Frost than an imposing creature.
What did HoBO and D&D mean by this?
>>86806255
Underrated imo
>>86806761
>>86807330
>>86807355
>The Night King finally gets to talk
>it's Mr Freeze all over again, complete with Arnold's Austrian accent
>"I came from beyond the Wall to kick some ice"
>"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
>"Sorry for crashing your cool party"
>>86806280
-all hail the undead immigrants
>s8
>there's cultural difference between the people of westeros and the undead
>a boy from the north and an undead girl will fall in love
>>86806280
>>86806109
Preferebly voiced by the guy playing Sri Sombachi
>>86810517
>what killed the dragons?
>the ice age!
>throws another ice spike at dany's dragons
>>86806324
They can take a fucking boat if they want. But they better stay out of Stark lawn or they'll get a dragon guided recreative nuke.
>>86806927
KEKED
>>86810699
>surrounds Jon's group in that frozen lake
>"I like you meatbags the way I like my drinks: on the rocks!"
>>86805995
he only takes cold hard cash