Coming to America thread

The Royal penis is clean Your Highness.

Best Landis movie after Black Hawk Down.

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Louis Anderson /thread
https://youtu.be/w70RQLtdVeU

>>86803544
they never made mcdonalds employees wear this shit

>>86803611
but they were working at McDowell's

>>86803611
Because it was McDowell's, you ingrate.
They had the Big Mick and the Golden Arcs.

>>86803656
Wouldn't be the first time Landis got over a legal issue by hacking away.

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>>86803463
YOOOOOOOOU MUST BE OUTTA YAH GOHDAMN MIND...........

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Big round of applauds for Jackson Heights own, Mr. Randy Watson. YES! Randy Watson!

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>>86803724
JOE LOUIS WAS THE GREATEST BOXER THAT EVER LIVED... HE WAS BETTER THAN CASSIUS CLAY... HE WAS BETTER THAN SUGAH RAY.. HE WAS BETTER THAN DIS NEW BOY- WHAT HIS NAME?????

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>>86803724
Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.

>>86803922
That boy can sing! He good!

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>>86803985
he beat Joe Louis' ass...

>>86803922

I BELIEVE THAT CHILDREN ARE FUTURE, TEACH THEM WELL AND LET THEM LEAD THE WAY...

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!

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>>86804046
Joe Louis was seventy-five years old when he fought!

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>>86804221
I don't know how old he was, but he got his ass whoop'd.

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>>86804221
I don't know how old he was but he got his ass whooped-

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easter egg here

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>>86804280
>>86804292
Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano! The man was seventy-six years old! Joe Louis always lied about his age! He lied about his age all the time! One time, Frank Sinatra came in here, and sat in this chair. I say, "Frank, you hang out with Joe Louis. Just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?" Know what Frank told me? He said "Hey, Joe Louis is a hundred thirty-seven years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!

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>>86804357

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>>86804357
man you aint never met no Frank Sinatra...

>>86804322
Another:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0GLVc4f02k

>>86804357
This dialogue is actually pretty great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R1h2Df3Nrc

My T Sharp

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>>86804603
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU!

Who's next?

>>86804732
Easily my favorite part of the movie along with the Randy Watson scene.

Which one lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QHVg6eZk7w

>>86804732
My fav

>>86805061
/tv/ will always choose Trap Arsenio