What was his fucking problem?

He couldn't shave that uni no matter how hard he tried.

He saw through Jimmy's bullshit. Truly /ourguy/ for calling out that pompous redditor.

Jimmy was a huge cunt. He refused to input orders into the register so at the end of the day the whole company was out of balance.

Fucking bigheaded smartass cunt

They're just humans.

Big McThankies from McSpankies!

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>be employee of the month at mcspanky's, the #1 fast food restaurant in retroville
>throw some lame-o dude a bone and give him a part time job
>he is almost immediately insubordinate
>fucks with the inventory by not using the cash register properly
>now the till is messed up and have to answer regional manager for it
>get pissed that dude won't say "big mcthanky's from mcspanky's" like policy requires
>dude continues to be a dick
>builds a supercomputer to take people's orders cause he's so fucking lazy
>supercomputer goes insane and takes over the restaurant
>little dude sends it into space and into the sun
>be acting manager when it happens
>have to answer to corporate for this
>mfw