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ITT: We write jokes for comedians 2017-08-24 06:55:18 Post No. 86802604
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You know what's some motha fuckin nigga ass booshit? Motha fuckas, EVERY MOTHA FUCKIN TIME some DUMB ASS NIGGA ASS MOTHA FUCKA sees a motha fucka, you know what motha fuckin happens? BITCH. ASS. MOTHA. FUCKASSSSS BE ALL LIKE "Nigga, you better lay off the MOTHA MOTHA FUCKIN BOOSHIT" (audience laughs and whoops) NIGGAS DEY BE ALL LIKE : YEAH, MOTHA FUCKIN (more laughter and applause)
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It's hard to believe he didn't write that himself, nailed it.
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GET R DONE
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DUDE WEED LMAO
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"I hate Trump"
Guess the comedian.
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*stops talking for 30 seconds*
"... POOP!"
(literally no one laughs except Norm fanboys)
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>>86804256
Colbert? John Oliver? John Stewart? Trevor Noah? Oh wait, you said comedian...
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You know they uh say you shouldn't take candy from strangers, that's what they used to tell me when I was a kid. But one day this guy came and tried to give me some candy and I was like "why was I gonna turn down some candy I'm not retarded." I don't get the big deal either because I got some candy and while I'm eating the candy this dude sucked my dick. It was the best day of my life.
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So the other day my vagina. And then sex.
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