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I just started watching. I'm on season 1 episode 3. Should I stop lurking these threads now?

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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A TEAPOT JUDY

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Laura soon bros

>>86799305

don't look at OP whatever you do

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Kale Maclachlan lol

>>86799305
yes. This is full of spoilers

>>86799331
ok i'm out

later fellas

What the fuck was Verhoeven thinking when he made Showgirls.

It is so fucking bad.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>86799305
Whatever you do, don't listen to this song as it confirms Cooper doesn't get his mind back in the series finale:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yk6OesUdV0

will cooper remember his dougie life? he was basically a new born and you don't remember your life as a baby.

>>86799305
If legit:

You are on the start of a great ride. Part of the fun is not knowing what will happen (which is endemic to Twin Peaks if you go in blind). I would avoid these threads for the most part, especially since everyone is juiced up over the latest episode revelations/events.

There is not a single bad episode in season 1. Enjoy the ride.

>Showgirls killed Kyle's career for more than a decade
How did i not know this?

>>86799411
It would require you watching Showgirls, which few people have had the displeasure of doing.

>>86799207
lol
What the fuck is that?

>>86799313
TEAPOT JEFFRIES

>>86799207
Is this what killed his career or was it Dune or Flintstones?

>>86799357
he was thinking he wanted to see those titties flop and splash everywhere

>>86799295
Thanks Russia REEEEEEEE

>>86799448
BOOM BIG REVEAL

>>86799207
Fucking awful webm
Oversized, overlong
Could have cropped the edges at least you minimize bitrate
Should have been 1000x instead and about half-length
Why do you faggots even bother

>>86799430

Just Doppelcoop and some classy bussi from his Rio days

Ever since Monday I've had a centipede at the bottom of the page HOW DO I GET RID OF IT

>>86799505
who cares?

>>86799207
anyone else is unironically turned on by this?

>>86799556
I'm a 25 years old kissless virgin, I get turned on by everything

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____!

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So is Cooper back in this episode or will we have to wait until the last 15 minutes of the finale or never

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>>86799628
Even this?

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What was the point of this scene?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hTxiUD6jXQ

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>>86799657
Leaks say mid next episode

>>86799657
maybe

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>>86799665
Imagine those were your Judy's

>>86799673
It struck me as funny

>>86799673

Kyle picked up where this left off really well.

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Why exactly is the Jumping Man's nose so pointy?

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Do you need any money?

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>>86799911

>>86799942

Why does this remind me of David Byrne?

How do you feel now that it has been confirmed Cooper dies at the end?

Was the scene with Big Ed and Norma actual perfection?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ6OrrkeVFo

This episode was tedious as fuck


Why did Lynch shoot the exact same Audrey scene three fucking times

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>>86800031
Cooper is dead. Long live Dougie.

>>86800031
Prove it.

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>>86800158
Here you go.

>>86800319
Fake and gay.
It would say say Special Agent Dale Cooper.

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>>86800158

>>86800319
>not in memory of David Lynch for when he kills himself as his work is complete

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>>86800351
>say say
Time for bed.

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>>86799411
as part of my advanced Kyle studies from this season I'm pretty sure he was also just running around going nuts with Linda Evangelista in the 90s and then reevaluated his career in the 00s. He has a lot of talent as a model t b h (both 90s & current era)

>>86799295
>/tpg/ dead
>dugpa slow as fuck
>reddit literally just fanart and awful theories

what do?

>>86800351
stay in denial, faggot

>>86800594
It was confirmed fake.
Stop being such a cunt.

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Sheryl Lee

reeeee /tpg/ is dead because it doesn't have 45 threads like got

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>>86800643

>>86800643

More like

Sheryl CUTIE

>mfw people are actually dying instead of going through the mid-week insanity as they wait for the new episode
damn... too much kino kills.

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>punches you in the back of the head
What do you do, /tpg/?

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>>86800895
I turn into a tea kettle

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>>86800895
probably fuckin cry m8

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>>86800895

>>86800936
Scene really reminded me of Reservoir Dogs

>>86799430
A spoiler from next episode when dale comes back and him and Janey-e go to the pool.

>>86799459
Dune was before TP

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>>86800895
Giggle

>>86800985
Dune was the first film Kyle ever did

>>86800996
she was really, really hot

I wonder what she looks like today

>>86801003
>tfw Lynch popped Kyle's acting cherry

Coop is dead. like if you agree

>>86800936
Why did Mr. C have to hit him afterwards? That was rude. He already won.

>>86799357
It really isn't. It's cheesy and has bad acting but I have a soft (and hard) spot for it

>>86801208
The scream of pain was getting on his nerve. That was the only way to shut him up for sure.

>>86801208

That was for the kindergarten teacher

One of my gripes with the casting is that none of the "students" look 17. In fact, Audrey and Donna could pass for early thirties

>>86801285
this is kind of a problem with every production

>>86801285
That was a common trend back then. Now in the new series, what few high school age students we see, look high school age. Take the bag boy for example.

>>86801208
Badcoop is really immature and gets really butt hurt when anyone has any level of authority or power over him, so he kills them. That's why he killed the warden for no discernable reason.

>>86799411
It didn't. He's only in the movie for like a total of 10 minutes. If anything did it was The Flintstones

>>86800923
BZZZZT

>>86799459
Dune was before all his most famous roles so no.

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>>86800895
I call the lad

>>86800391
He also didn't want to be associated with Cooper and types of characters like him for a long, long time. That's probably why he took so many shady scumbag roles.

>>86800319
>>86800351
Bad photoshop that uses a Julee Cruise performance from 5 or six years ago

I just got into twin peaks about a month ago, I think I got the central metaphor for the original series and FWWM, I think that Bob was an easier way for people to understand the terrible thing Leland did. This new series is different though. Do you think it's about evil being everywhere and we're just starting to see it? Maybe evil coop is like the idea that even the best people can end up doing bad things. Dougie could be there to show that to truly be good you have to be retarded.

>>86801404
>Oy

So Richard Horne runs over and kills a little kid for nothing more than cheap shock value

Dale Cooper? more like Stale Pooper

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Why do people think that Jeffries is the teapot? He's clearly the orb thing floating by the tip of the teapot.

>>86801498
that's what I thought

my friends think he's the pot and I figure he's the dank kush floating around

>>86801498
His voice sounds like it's coming from inside something. The numbers also come out of the teapot when he says he'll write them down

>>86801498
He's probably both

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>tfw no Don S. Davis, David Bowie, Jack Nance, or anyone

Reminder that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that will play in the penultimate episode confirming that Janey-E has a fucking stupid name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrXErFMfR8

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>>86801404
This annoys me desu, he's not a Jew. He said oi not oy, two completely different things

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>>86796169
Pure BlacKino

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I don't want to lose myself
It's a whisper
It's a funny thing
We fold like icicles on paper shelves
It's a pity to appear this way

Hold, hold, hold on
I swear I saw it somewhere
Waving, wading, one, two, three, above the wakes that follow
Hold, hold, hold on
I swear I saw it somewhere
Waving, wading, one, two, three, above the wakes that follow

>>86801498
>implying it isn't mind-body problem reified, and Jeffries is not both the kettle and the orb (which supervenes on the former) at the same time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-8j8c7iL3E
PULL THE STRING
PULL THE STRING

>>86801910
GET ME GORDON COLE

>of course Lynch makes him the most important part of his work

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Yes. Talk to me. Wooden ladders. Sell me.

>>86802090
wow you cunt

>>86801784
Literally humming for the past hour or so. Truly best song of this season

>>86802137
>>86801784
patrician roadhouse song

>Michael Ontkean's picture on google is actually Forster

very confusing desu

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WHO NEEDS THE DEVIL WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE LORD

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Who would win in a fight? Punching lad or Jumping lad?

Or Sleepy lad

>86802213
>Michael Ontkean's picture on google is actually Forster
The trumen brothers are TRUE MEN
This means that Forster is actually a good doppelganger from the white lodge that Harry uses to take extended vacation. Forster IS Ontkean this is canon

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>>86801944
Vedderchecked

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Seriously, how many of you will rage when you hear Out of Sand play at the end of episode 18. It is happening...

>>86802694
Well, David Lynch has a songwriting credit on that song so of course he will have it on there. He did the same with Just You, which he wrote.

>>86800895

back to starting positions

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>>86802694
No one will answer that question cos they are too scared of being BTFO

Who's ready for the big twist in the next episode of dougie being dead
All the leaks are of DoppleCoop with a hair cut
he electrocuted himself for fuck sake

>>86799357
Showgirls is kino actually.

>>86799207
what was here?

>>86803185
kyle sex scene from showgirls

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speaking of career enders...

>>86799791
agreed, especially the 'but i haven't brushed my teeth yet', sounds like current dopplecoop 100%

>>86802868
He goes into a coma and wakes up from it near the end of the episode. Read the fucking synopsis.

>>86802694
>not listening to it on repeat to prepare yourselves for the finale

SHIGGY DIGGY

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>>86803439

have another webm

>>86801498
>Implying David Bowie wasn't behind the teapot the entire time
haha

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The most iconic photo of series 3

Now that we know the Agent Cooper is gonna die in the end to "probably" bring back Laura to life, what's the point of watching TP anymore?

Has anyone tried calling this number yet?

46 Zero 49 Zero 74 66

>>86804071

if that happens im gonna >>86804071
throw a bucket of red paint on lynch

>>86803990

based bobeposter

>>86804077

Yes, and it's your mums number.

Why did Laura become the Anakin Skywalker of the series? She was just an unlucky girl put in a super shitty and spooky situation that struggled through to the end. Now there's the whole golden globe thing, talks of her being resurrected or not dead, prophecies and all sorts of gay shit. She was special because she was strong, not some neo-Jesus.

THEY BE LIKE
>COOP
WHAT
>CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
WHY MAN
>SO ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME

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>>86804276

>>86804455
THAT JADE IS BUBBLEGUM
SO YOU KNOW HE HAD TO CHEW IT

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>>86804233
But 460 is an invalid area code.

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jesus fuck what is even the point of secret history of twin peaks, that was such a shitty book and it explains nothing
fuck ive wasted money and time for this shit

>>86804755
lol, remember when everybody was saying how essential the book was after the first few episodes aired?

>>86804804
Well yeah you can consider me fucking frosted and scammed

>>86804829
the hardcover feels high quality and there's some nice artwork, at least

>>86804882
Yeah but this book is more a memorabilia than literary work with some merit
Fuck without lynch this hack would be homeless

>>86804755
FROSTED
R
O
S
T
E
D

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why is duge so scare?

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>>86804976
>he thinks that's dougie

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>>86804976
there is no Daggu anymore, silly

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>>86804998
>>86805047

that's dougie, silly

>>86802280

one my favorite performances

I like how they completely forgot about Donna's sisters in S2

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>>86801336
Bagboy is 18 now, I swear.
Honest.

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What a shitty existence.

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TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
DROP ME IN THE WATER

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DOUGIE JONES IS ONE THICC BIH?!?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FISLBOSM5wQ

>>86805227

this meme will never get old or unfunny

>>86805165
better than your shitty one

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>>86801285
>implying this cute looks 30

pretty sure Sherilyn, Sheryl, LFB and Madchen were all 20 at the time, which isnt too far off.

>>86805325
>huge tits
>dresses in a slutty way
>wears a ton of makeup
I'm not implying she's old-looking, but does this look like the sort of woman you'd reject because she's too much of a jailbait?

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>doesn't want to get involved with Audrey because she's too young
>proceeds to lust after female Andy who never finished high school

>>86805454
That was really stupid

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>>86805454

She got hers for giving us the worst timeline

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>>86805498
why

>>86805454
Do you think lynch will ever reveal her fate? Or will it just be a fuck you to season 2

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>>86805498
She's getting worse

yawn boring thread, needs more bobe or duge

>>86805664
Duge El Vee

>>86805466
>>86805649
It felt like she was only introduced to give windom earle's cuck rage more substance, I don't think she's still relevant at this point

>>86805454
the whole premise for Cooper being trapped in the Lodge is stupid as fuck

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What was the point of this character?

>>86805737
Giving audreyfans a replacement for cooper

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>>86805611
jealousy is one helluva drug

>>86805660

Wtf is wrong with her body?

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>>86805660
poor girl, poor poor girl
nobody deserves that

>>86805934
she if full of Bob Eggs (she's the final boss)

>>86805454
>TWIN PEAKS GAZETTE: FBI AGENT FUCKS HIGH SCHOOL GIRL IN RELATION TO LAURA PALMER MURDER
>TWIN PEAKS GAZETTE: FBI AGENT DATING ADULT WOMAN

Which one gonna cause Gordon Cole to shit his pants? Gotta think of them optics. He did the right thing by the FBI.

>>86805660
This is truly a worse fate than Laura Palmer.

>>86805737
I think they were heading for a John vs Bobby / Good vs Bad Chad-off for Audreys cherry, but then they thought "nah fuck it"

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damn. that's perfect

>>86806219
I waited an entire season for that kettle

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>>86806219
/тпг/

>>86805649
She clearly died in Missing Pieces

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>>86805934
she's just going through a rough decade

>>86805737
is it possible for someone to be so handsome that they're kind of ugly because thats what I think when I look at billy zane

Are you gonna marathon all the 18 episodes after watching the last episode of Twin Peaks?

>>86806703
He's sleazy-handsome

>>86806875
im gonna watch it with 4x speed, so i can hear stuff like Moonlight Sonata in episode 8
4.5 hours of pure telekino experience

>>86806875
I'm marathoning the series now, finally getting close to the end of S2

>>86807074
>im gonna watch it with 4x speed
absolutely madmen

Long shot, but does anyone remember when Nadine had super-human strength for literally no reason?

>>86807074
>cruising along in 4x speed
>getting used to it
>suddenly the window cleaner scene with gordon cole
>ears bleeding
>dogs barking
>in a fit of absolute panic put a gun in your mouth

truly the lynching of a lifetime

>>86806321
The return in a nutshell

>>86806120
but billy zane looks like the evil chad

>>86806875
I'm going to drop acid and binge it, yes.

>>86807220
His character was a one dimensional good guy, which is why he was so infuriatingly boring.
He was literally a bullshit prince charming for girls to wet themselves over.

does The Blue Rose thing have any sort of link or homage to PROJECT BLUEBOOK?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Blue_Book


Dale COOPER
GORDON Cole

Gordon Cooper
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Cooper

Is Lynch trying to subtly redpill us on Disclosure?

Just a theory on my part don't know if anyone else noticed it

>>86807468
Also the whole "nukes got the attention" of transdimensional entities/evil thing ties into this

>>86807312
Please post experience after

>>86807468
>>86807492
nevermind, I just decided to google it and it turns out this is a thing

>>86807537
You should have bought my book

hey guys, what was in the op?

>>86807576
secret history? still havent got it but plan to

Sarah Palmer is the key to all of this.

Why did Bushnell give Dougie a box with a cherry pie to give to Mitchum brothers?

>>86807824

Mitchum brothers

>>86807824
Because Dougie clearly really wanted it

>>86807824
He didn't.

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>>86807824

>>86807576
Sorry, I'm not going to pay money to read your fanfiction Mark

wow that mark frost guy sure is cool

>>86807944
its like people don't watch this show with their eyeballs

>>86807944
how was dougie capable to order it?

>>86808130
how did dougie buy it then

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYJl2cMlLWE/

>>86808151
the same way dougie does literally everything else, he approaches something and whoever he is near advances the plot for him.

>>86808172
c-cute

>>86808144
because his boss saw he wanted it and so he was nice and bought it for him, because dougie is clearly unable to

>>86808151
>>86808144
have you watched the show even once

what was the OP image?

>>86808512
scroll up

>>86808560
What was the idea behind BOB? why didnt they try to make him actually scary?

>>86808646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5WC0TW_0qc
>he wasn't scared shitless by this scene

>>86808666
Whaaaat lol before the video game was even made

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where can you get a green jacket like this?

>>86808735
i wanna know too, i want to dougie for holloween.

>>86808735
try ask your father

>>86808770
my father is not from vegas

>>86808663
its just a guy shoving his face in the camera.

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>>86808735
where can you get this jacket? looks comfy as fuck.

What's the worst scene in the entire show? I'll allow ones from the movie but not the international pilot.

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what did she mean by this?

>>86808867
Just you
And I
Just You
And I
Together forever
In love
Just you (just you)
And I (and I)
Just You (Just you)
And I (And I)
Together forever
In love
In love
We go strolling together
IN love
We go strolling forever
Oh oh oh
Just you (just you)
And I (and I)
Just you (just you) And I (and I)
Together forever
In Love
Just you
And I
Just you
And I

>>86808867
when the long awaited, glorious james beating scene got interrupted

>>86808918
L Y N C H E D

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>>86808918
>mfw someone reposted my pasta lyrics

>>86800088
it was fan service and it didn't fit the overall plot. If ed was involved with the cops investigating on cooper and that scene happened as a little character moment it would have been different. Instead Big Ed is a complete separate plotline

the only thing that could redeem that scene if it was a dream sequence or something like that

>>86809070
>If ed was involved with the cops investigating on cooper and that scene happened as a little character moment

wat

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>>86808172
How is she so perfect?

>>86809070
Lynch has said from the beginning the show is about looking into the lives of various people. Laura's murder was the center, but the show was equally about everyone, and every episode revealing more about whats going on with them.
I don't get people like you, did you like the original series or not?

Got the Axolotl song out of my head when I woke up but then I made the dumb decision to listen to it again and now it's restuck.

Don't do the same mistake.

>>86805454
Annie is best girl, retard

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>going through a rough decade

haha dont know that feel at all nope

with the sound with the sound with the sound on the ground with the sound with the sound with the sound on the ground

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>>86809219

>>86809070
>implying Big Ed won't be instrumental in breaking James and Gloveman out of jail when Mr C comes to Twin Peaks

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>>86809276
>tfw giddy as a kid again

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>86809478
That's not the sound he makes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qny5moTfB9Q

>>86801498
The pot is like an interdimensional diving bell. It contains Jefferies consciousness and allows him to exist in the zone. What remains of Jefferies physical body seems to be vapour, as if he has been transformed into "purest air."

>>86809535
fuck stop shilling your shitty video

>>86804077
>>86804233
Thank you Mr Jackpots!

>>86809069
He looks like if Adam Sessler and Kevin Pereira were one person.

>>86805934

Drugs. That's a druggies body.

>>86799357
it's unironically a masterpiece

>>86804755
>>86804829
>>86804929
Meh.
The book was fun to listen to as an audiobook during the Independence Day skip week. I got my fix and heard some voices from the old series. Early on in season 3, when the amount of actual scenes in Twin Peaks were scarce, it was a good consolation.

>>86806219
HEY MARK FROST

I FOUND THE RUSSIAN THAT HACKED THE ELECTION

>>86805649
>>86806568
I hope that Cooper meets his doppelgänger face to face. When that happens I want them to look at each other and both say in unison: "how's Annie?"

>>86799505
you have found your purpose in life.

What happened to Leo?

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>>86800391
>Linda Evangelista
Why do all of Kyle's waifus end up looking the same?

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>>86809875
Either dead from the spiders, or still retarded in some institution.

windom earle isn't canon

Bobe is the best returning character.

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>>86809925
>that pic
>9001 hours in Photoshop
Here she is for real

>>86810067

based bobeposter is back

>>86810011

without windom earle in the new series, season 2 finale doesnt make sense

>>86810188
He has no reason to be in the series, since he's dead.

>>86800895

I return to starting position

>>86810108
Damn Leo looks like that now?!?

>>86810108
looks like a female Pepe.

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>>86809276

>>86808850
you have no imagination.

>>86810463
I just found it weird though like, no makeup or editing or anything. his hair is clean and combed, his boots look new with no mud or dirt, and his facial expressions dont seem outrageously creepy in any way.

Compared to the diner scene in Mulholland Drive bob does nothing for me

>>86808007
>implying lynch has ever actually written an episode
He does visuals, mate, not lore and dialogue

>>86808867
Tammy officially joining the task force in episode 12 or 13. Truly abysmal.

WHOOO BUUUILD THIIIS HEEEARTT?

>>86808896
Are you mentally challenged?

>>86810547
true, his face is mostly hidden in that scene.
his intent is scary, and that is clear on his face in other moments where he pops up.
he used to freak my sister out

>>86808867
Anything involving Catherine, the mill and the other shit noone cares about.

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>>86810558
I'm not sure it's divided as cleanly as that. Lots of scenes rhyme visually and conceptually (OH ANAKIN!), like this scene from last episode that's going to be mirrored by Cooper and Mike walking through a spirit hallway next episode. (we saw this scene in a trailer.)
>>86808867
Beverly's cancer husband. Only time I actually shouted at the tv. "OH WHO GIVES A SHIT!"

>>86810642
challenged

but chip dont got a phone

OFFICIAL ROADHOUSE GUEST PERFORMANCE (so far) POWER RANKING

1) Shadow
2) Axolotl
3) She's Gone Away
4) No Stars
5) Sharp Dressed Man
6) Lark / A Violent Yet Flammable World
7) Snake Eyes
8) Tarifa
9) Wild West


POWER GAP

10000) Mississippi

>>86810463
You're just dumb breh

>>86810674
this. catherine sucks.

>>86810781
Swap Snake Eyes and She's Gone Away and you're correct

>>86810781
The only ones I've liked are Snake Eyes, She's Gone Away and No Stars. Axolotl was ruined by the terrible vocals.

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>>86805660
Someone shop the chloe grace moretz mexican guy in there

>>86810781
Mississippi sucked and was such a poor fit for the episode. Part 3 is my favorite episode of the season, but man do I wish it hadn't ended at the Roadhouse.

Agree with your first 2 picks, I can't even remember the other performances outside of NiN and No Stars. The majority of them have contributed nothing to the show, it's one of my least favorite things about season 3.

Shadow and Axolotl were amazing though, both the scenes they were played during and the music itself.

>>86799357
Showgirls is a masterpiece, maybe his best film. It's your taste that's bad.

>>86805660
Literally the average man in womens clothing, if shaved would make for a more attractive woman.

>>86811012
You just like it for the vagina flapping when Saved by the Bell lass does her kung fu.

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>>86810781
>"A Violent Yet Flammable World" lower than "No Stars"

>>86810973
> I can't even remember

I take that back "Snake Eyes" was a great fit for the scene it played in.

>>86811012
jack black stop.jpg

I still haven't listened to Out Of Sand

Vedder better fucking bring it next episode, if it's not a 10/10 like Axolotl I'll riot

memes are for losers

>>86811398
that was a mistake, pal

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>>86811398

>>86810781
Just You >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The rest

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Sheryl with hat on

>>86809987

NOOO MY ONE WEAKNESS, COMPLETELY HARMLESS TARANTULAS!!!

CURSE YOU WINDOM EARLE

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>>86811398
You dun goofed nigger

>>86811398
you're gonna be sorry

>>86811486
just this

>>86811500
I want to lick the sweat off her shiny face :3

WASH YOUR HANDS

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>>86811551

NEW

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