>Yes well done Slytherin well done Slytherin >HOWEVER

HOWAREYOU

>waiting

>>86797938
this is not that bad of a meme because it's total bullshit and no fucking wonder Slytherin was radicalized by year 5 or 6, Dumbledore treated them like complete shit and favored his own house/the house he had formerly been head of

>>86798001
This meme is better than DULLEST

>>86798041
>Dumbledore treated them like complete shit
There was no indication he did, ever. It was always more of a one-dimensional 'let's insert the audience into the Gryffindor and almost never talk about other houses' move. And favoritism and giving away points for free, of course.

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Yes yes well done, Slytherin, well done Slytherin, HOWEVER - there are some last minute issues we need to take into account.well, actually there's only one issue, and that's that Slytherin house is a part of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

DULLEST

>>86799406
No!

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>>86799406
Dullest pasta in the history of /tv/.

>>86799406
>art of the deal slipped into god tier

kek

>>86797938
Comfiest movie ever.

>>86802029
That would be Half Blood Prince anon.

>>86797938
>offers prize in competition to team who is the smartest and most virtuous.
> the house of sneaky asshole kids wins, presumably by fair means since the teachers reward points based on behavior.
>give prize to the house of dumb dumb jocks instead
>perpetuate cycle of sneaky asshole kids being sneaky assholes.
Jesus no wonder their head of house killed Dumbledore.

>tfw rewatching deathloy hallows
>it's shit
>tfw rewatching older hp movies
>it's paradise

>>86799406
>>>>>hypersphere

harry potter is fucking gay