honestly how can /tv/ ever recover? just stop being so contrarian

>jew
>watches Rick and Morty
Finally, it's all coming together in a beautiful way.

>>86794878
>jew

>>86794878
>uses /pol/
>is schizophrenic
Finally, it's all coming together now.

95% of people enjoy The Big Bang Theory.

>>86794841
>disgusting
I've never watched it, but I never knew it was "disgusting"? Does it have lots of gross stuff in it?

>>86795028
What evidence do you have to suggest he's schizophrenic?

>>86794841
>my boys and I love it

I think just about everyone on this board watches Rick and Morty and most people like it. But it's certainly an overrated show, I think that's kind of the point. It's well-made but it's also infuriating when it devolves to lowest common denominator type humor and bullshit faux-sciencey nonsense that has nothing to do with the plot, that they put in just to look clever. Also the nihilism is fucking annoying as fuck at points

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>>86795028
>is a lefty
>is creepy, violent schizophrenic
>condones violence in the name of peace
>beats up old helpless man

Finally, it's all coming together now.

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>when I find out someone I know is a R&M fan

>>86795226
Should have stomped the old fuck in the face

>>86795168
>I think just about everyone on this board watches Rick and Morty and most people like it
Howdy reddit! Weird of you to leave got general huh

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>>86794841
>watch tv show with your kids cos they love it
>go on twitter and say its a shit tv show

What did would do this?

>>86795317
The only reason youre so bitter is because youre creepy. You are socially weird and normal people dont feel comfortable being around you. You hate this and want to smash the face in of anything that looks healthy and productive. You want to smash the very thing that you want, because you know that you cant have it.

>>86794841
JUST WEDGED A BRICK ON THE ACCELERATOR AND DROVE MY TESLA OFF A CLIFF

LITERALLY R*DD*T THE CAR

>>86795226
>buh-buh-buh whadabout

Every time

I will never watch a reddit show such as rick and morty or GoT. I know it sounds kind of pathetic but tomorrow if /tv/ started calling The Sopranos a reddit show I would stop watching it right now. I know it sounds dumb but /tv/ is the only opinion I trust.

>>86795556
Bad news: even though /tv/ loves it, Reddit is the biggest community for people who enjoyed Man of Steel, Batman vs. Superman, and Wonder Woman.

>>86795601
The only capeshit I've watched was The Dark Knight trilogy and Dredd

>>86795601

they even appropriated our love of the prequels

those fucks ruin everything

>>86795601
That stuff is all childish tripe and fits into their Reddit style though.
>superheros is epik mummy xdxdxd

>>86794841

I hope harmon gets musk on his podcast tbqh

>>86795091
he's probably referring to the excessive gore

This is a home for the 5% of people that aren't ledditor subhumans.

>>86795913
t. pretentious cunt

>>86794841
Some posters will always try their hardest to be contrarian because they genuinely believe that if you aren't then you're "reddit". Just because its unpopular doesnt mean its good, neither does it being popular.

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>>86796092

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>>86794841
>Buuurrp H-hey Morty p-pass me the wreeench the wrench and t-the god on the table
>We uh well gee Rick here's the wrench but I don't s-see a god
>T-THAT'S RIGHT BUUUURP MORTY BECAUSE BURP THERE IS NO GOD! Not j-just on buuuurp the table. I m-mean in real life too burp there is no god Morty.

What did he mean by this?

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>>86796225
>1024x768

>>86794878
>jew
>isn't actually a jew
what did the dumb /pol/cuck mean by this?

>>86796778
I'll explain for all the low IQ redditors:
>check out this ironic jew post which is blatantly false and provocative and thus b8 that all the retards will fall for
you fucking retarded redditor. gtfo.

>>86795913
is it some sort of....sekrit club?

>>86795226
>/pol fag here
Fuckin' gottem

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>>86796883
there it is

>>86795226
kek, is there antifa in this thread now?

>>86797167
actually at this point im pretty sure 90% of /pol/bait posters are redditors since it is literally the easiest way to accrue (you)s. there is no art to it anymore.

>>86795456
nah i'm pretty normal lol I just hate old people for some reason

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>>86797167
*posts epic reddit comic*
racists btfo

>>86795556
>Letting shitposts on 4chan determine what you will or won't enjoy
>Fancying yourself a "nonconformist" because of this

you guys shit on this show so much but the livewatch threads on this board match the GoT so fucking explain yourself

>>86797522
that's a 4chan meme breh, you would know that if you had been here for longer than a year

>>86795730
Yeah, lots of gore, particularly with bugs and aliens, but sometimes with people too.

>>86796225
>>86796712
>black baby
>no black adults anywhere

>>86797167
>me on the left

>>86796225
>>86796712
why is america so fat? Fuck, even the dog is fat

there was literally an episode where it implied rick was a closet antisemite.

>>86797203
There's dumb lefty shills in half the threads on /tv/. Rick and Morty is a hotspot for them for some reason.

>>86797741
ALL REDDIT MIGRANTS

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

>>86796778
>>reddit
meet
(((reddit)))

This board is incapable of grasping anything with any level of subtlety. That's why there's so many "Reddit & Memey!" posts, because that's what it appears to be as on the very surface level to a casual viewer lacking in both attention and understanding.

Rick is supposedly the biggest nihilist and atheist in the universe, yet when he's about to die he prays to god, and he repeatedly puts himself in danger to protect his family that he claims to be indifferent towards. His hypocritical, dual nature is the point of his character. Rick is basically bipolar disorder personified. The viewer is intended to be impressed by his technical feats, sure, but nearly every other aspect of his character is something to be reviled, and sometimes pitied.

And in S3E2, all /tv/ had to say about Summer was "YAAAS QUEEN! Girl power!", ignoring the fact that she wasn't supposed to be viewed as some feminist rolemodel in the episode. Her behavior was irrational and dangerous, and she was lashing out self destructively as a way to cope with her parent's divorce.
And the irony of the episode was that despite Summer rebelling against her parents, she ends up becoming them in the end, bringing home groceries while her boyfriend sits at home watching TV, an obvious parallel to Beth and Jerry.

/tv/ just looks at the show like babby's first nihilistic crisis, but to me the show is about finding meaning in a chaotic universe. With fart jokes.

I think Dan Harmon said it best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de2grEPn7rg [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>>86799243
what does this even mean

>>86795226

>condones violence in the name of peace

Sounds like the american way, left or right.

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>>86794841
>extreme quality

>>86794841
>Elon Musk watches Rick and Morty
Just when you thought it couldn't get more reddit

>>86794841
Well I guess this confirms his kids are going to be brain dead leeches when they grow up

95% of people enjoy GoT.

>>86800044
100% OF THEM ARE REDDIT

>>86795226
It's funny how /pol/ chastises antifas for being violent, yet cheers on aggressors who assault minorities.

/pol/ had a thread about an Italian beating up a pregnant black woman, and mostly everyone celebrated it.

>>86800146
Its how extremists on both sides work left or right. You are with them or you are against them in their eyes.

>>86799277
I think it helps to understand that most people on 4chan now slant younger than perhaps ten years ago. You see it in how the same threads and memes are repeated in a way that it is clear the poster is just looking for some form of validation. It's why some bait threads are so shit and fail basic logic, but people still pile into them because they are all just seeking some form of conformity; some people act like morons to bait other morons, they all collect their (you)'s and repeat the process over again.

I actually think the Bush-era posters of 4chan would have rather liked Rick and Morty simply because it was counter-cultural to that time period. I will say though it weirds me out that most of 4chan's right leaning anti sjw (that post in these threads) are in effect mimicking their parent's views, which is strange for a generation to do.

Sad thing is at some point now that I can spot the easy meme patterns I'll have to finally give up and leave, just wish I knew where to go next.

>>86795556
letting reddit take The Sopranos from you is letting the terrorists win

>>86795226
I hate leftwards so much

I don't fucking understand why rick and morty threads aren't instantly deleted. >>>/co/ is cartoons and comics, please fucking take your cartoon threads to the cartoon board

>>86795456
>some old fuck trump supporter
>'healthy and productive'

lmao. nice projecting btw with that post.

>>86796225
>>86796712
at least these and the antifas have chicks with them, the alt-right meetups are fat autist spics as far as the eye can see, probably couldn't even get a hooker lmao

>>86800146
Wow, it's almost like the horseshoe theory is real.

>>86802041
Trannies don't count as chicks

>>86798109
my gravy and fries

>>86799277

Oldfag and I saw the stormfaggots come over to purposely take and shit over /pol/ and then spread out as much as possible, that's what you're still seeing. Thousands and thousands of stormfraggots from Stormfront poured in to spam their talking points ad naseum and also to seem to be much more people than they actually were by insane massive samefagging here and astroturfing. They do that all day because it's all they have. Some kids here were fucking kids and fell for is cluelessly and also started doing it only because they thought lots of other people were doing it, even though they really weren't, and they being kids were just that weak and easily swayed. Eventually it wound up pretty much ruining all of 4chan and everything it used to be. It really did spread and metastasized like cancer from Stormfront all over.

>>86802563

god i have been here too long and should kill myself asap but this

the crazy thing is most of their success comes from fictional enemies they create. i was there 5 or 6 years ago when they were creating fake liberal/non-white social media accounts and today half their converts come from their own strawmen

insane how successful they have been. will be one for the history books if they manage to pull of their planned civil war and end of american democracy

>>86794841
How I hate that reddit piece of shit

>>86802041
>as long as there are girls, it's fine!
Truly embarrassing.

>>86796712
second from the right a cute

>>86794841
elon musk is a faggot

>>86795556
>The Sopranos
>not reddit as fuck

DIno Rick! https://imgur.com/gallery/UA2En

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you literally can't refute this
>inb4 thousands of redditors whining and saying "i can't believe someone made this"

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>both Bill Shatner and Trump love reddit
>both are "anti-SJW" cry babies
>the_donald is one of the most active subreddits
>hurr if you are not a alt-right faggot you are from reddit hurr

>>86803760
Now make one for 4chan please.
>deep reference to obscure medieval art and neo-byzantine aesthetics
>real nihilism reflecting the despair of basement dwelling neets in modern society
>real intellectual humor for adult intellectuals i.e for people who visit Bulgarian atari boards
>cool violence that is violent
>government complicity cause the private sector fucking sucks

>>86803760
You are wrong tho. Go to the archives. /tv/ loved it when it came out and before "reddit: the show" became a meme.

>>86803760
I literally never go on reddit and I think Rick and Morty is unironically one of the best comedies currently airing.

Come at me faggot.

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>>86802691
>>86802563
2005ish here. You are both right.

>>86804043
>one of the best comedies currently airing
Not him and I think R&M is okay although I despise the Bazinga-esque memes. What others comedies are worth watching atm? Please as little soap as possible.

>>86803992
literally Evangelion

>>86804043

Doesn't matter whether you've been to Reddit or not. You still belong there.

>>86804154
>t. angry 2013 tourist

>>86804186

How does that refute anything? The image explains Reddit humour and if you fall into that category then Reddit is for you. You should go, you'll probably like it.

>>86804122
but that's reddit the show

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>>86804232
>not even denying being a newfag
>implying your opinion matters
>implying you are arguing with just one person

Thing is I literally don't know about reddit-humor. You on the other hand seem to be an expert :-^^

>>86795556
Sopranos IS reddit

>>86795556
>/tv/ is the only opinion I trust.
/tv/ tell you to neck yourself.

>>86802691
i was there too, but doing that account creation, in some ways it was like a violent pioneering adventure into net life for a lot of people, myself i was never into computers till i was 16 and when i got into them and exploring the web, everything edgy and new was to be feared and awed it felt. it was a strange way to mature but there was a 'being a swept up in the crowd' vibe to those days. but now things seem to have gotten so bizarre i think something has to break soon, these fictional enemies and imagined foes exist on both sides.

>>86804266

I've been here since 2007 when Gundam 00 and Gurren Lagann drew me into /m/. But I'm not the one in question here, you are. You haven't actually challenged the claim that Rick and Morty is Reddit humour nor have you proven that you don't belong on Reddit.

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>>86804257
>NO U
ok

>>86799277
I always just called it "Rick and Reddit"

Rick and Memey sounds terrible, it's just Rick and Reddit. Flows better, annoys people quicker.

>>86800146
Wow look at that. Trump was right yet again when he said antifa and the altright are both piles of shit.

Just watched S1 and 2 and mid season 2 the show was already jumping the shark

Rick's character is some of the writer's self insertion and fulfillment of pretend wisdom and pretend science. The edginess of Rick starts to get from annoying to cringeworthy in some episodes already. The nihilistic "jokes" are getting tiring fast and a meme of itself.

>>86797456
>Normal
>Hate old people for some reason
So are you gonna off yourself when you hit 40?

>>86800146
yeah dude that pol subreddit is just too edgy 4 me

>>86800146
>heh, these guys like one group but don't like another
whoa... so THIS is a sophisticated opinion in the current year... wow, that's just... whoa...

>>86804349
You are essentializing reddit humor which is is an ad hoc setting and not a viable argument. But let's just assume that macro is an a priori hypotheses for the sake of the argument now:
1) Isn't that just immature American comedy in 2017 i.e. what successful comedy doesn't fall into the category?
2) How exactly does this differ from 4chan-humor? Why aren't you essentializing it? The macro is one sided and therefor useless if you don't.
3) Doesn't this macro fit to a lot of stuff popular on /tv/? Like Peep Show, Edgar Wright and TWD (I don't know the last show really cause I hate it but it seem to fit)? Or RLM? Any of the marvel movies (inb4 DC=/tv/=patrician)?

I tell what is going to happen now. You will address 50% of my points max and then you will scream autistically something about reddit.

>>86802691
>i was there 5 or 6 years ago when they were creating fake liberal/non-white social media accounts and today half their converts come from their own strawmen

I actually once fell for one of their things too. And I had no excuse at all since I'd been there before the beginning. The bottom line it I just wasn't paying any attention at the time. And I was totally retarded. It's pretty crazy the sheer number of supposed "crazy SJWs" are just them astroturfing and roleplaying everywhere online. I no longer believe anything online and also have gotten pretty good at recognizing. But the amount of samefagging with alt accounts and pretending to be liberals. Whenever I see a crazy liberal I assume it's them again first, while it definitely is a crazy liberal sometimes, in some places online it's actually more likely to actually be just them again pretending and astroturfing now. And I'm no fan of SJWs and think they're crazy but that's just the truth, the really have no lives and nothing but endless time to pour into this while they sponge off of other people.

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>>86799277
>but to me the show is about finding meaning in a chaotic universe, with fart jokes
please tell me this was ironic

>>86800206
Your alt-centrist opinions just blew my fuckin' mind, bro.

>>86804454
>if violence is involved both groups necessarily must be on the same moral plane
>i am literally retarded

It's entertaining. Not really consistently funny, just sometimes. IT almost "has" it but the juvenile and sometimes naive preachiness philosophy is tiring and there's a LOT of it in the latest episodes. Like an edgy teenager believing he's smarter than anyone else and keeps doing the most stupid and self destructing things ever.

The show itself is not self aware at all that it's kinda bad at times. It can only mean that it's gonna get worse with each season into an unsustainable character arc if it doesn't lighten up.

>>86804526
have you seen a psychiatrist lately? you seem genuinely schizophrenic

>>86804618
It's falling into the same trap all shows fall into when they get followers who preach its genius - instead of just doing what theyve always done they try even harder to give the fans what they want and it comes out almost palpably forced.

South went from being amazing satire to just slightly better SNL.

>>86804644

Nah faggot, in this case I was actually in some of the Discords where they talked about planned and carried out their campaigns like #notyourshield, #banfather'sday, #freebleeding and so on. It wasn't a conspiracy even since they openly talked about it in public and on infinitychan. GamerGate was the most visible case of them doing it a lot to the point journalists were going into the channel and the chans and screencapping and reporting on it regularly but both before and after they did it all the time and they did it a lot. Been here since SomethingAwful. Again it's not even a secret or some dark conspiracy just kids with no responsibilities and lots of time talking openly about things and then doing them in public online.

>>86804677
Yeah, i can think of Adventure Time doing so too.
Still Adventure Time was just another show that got popular, and this one has satire and "adult" themes in it that more and more feel retarded.

I mean Rick's character isn't lovable at all. The joke is that he's a jerk, but it's more like pedantic fuck, not like "funny pedantic but lovable" but just disgusting and every chapter that wants you to feel bad for him because he's depressed just makes him look like an even worse loser and pathethic. It's just a forced arc, that doesn't redeem in any way you're watching a unlikeable person be a real dick to his family for actual and for real no reason.

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>>86804721
>#notyourshield and #banfather'sday were in 2014
>Discord was released in 2015
you're full of shit

Rick and Morty has gone down and quality and it's overrated as hell, but I'm still watching anyways, and there's hundreds of /co/ and /tv/ threads on it. Maybe that says something?

>>86804857
Retard I didn't say that all of those were planned in Discord just that some similar shit was, take the time to fucking read newfag. And anyway if you don't know all this shit already you're either a newfag 11-year-old or deeply retarded. Jesus.

>>86804846
I can agree on some level although I always saw Ricks character as being depressed because he's the smartest being in all universes and because he's on such a level he's ultimately alone. They've already established that he's essentially a god and To me I always thought they are trying to make the point that being a god among men is lonely to the point where he doesn't even feel compassion for his original lost family in cronenberg universe. He just moves along. Honestly the more I watch the more it seems like they are making it out that morty somehow becomes rick. Morty has already been shown to be getting smarter and clearly more jaded. He's losing faith in family values with the divorce and shit. Just really seems to be heading down that road.

>>86804378
this is a cute anime

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>>86804911
which one did you witness being carried out since all the examples you have given were before Discord was a thing (and LONG before it got popular)?
it would be really fucking cool if you could back up your claims with actual facts instead of all these baseless anecdotes. Also losing your shit, sperging out, and calling me "retard" and a "newfag" TWICE when i find inconsistencies in your stories doesn't really help your case at all.

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>>86805040
>this is a cute anime
yes

Rick&morty is perhaps one of the penultimately intelligent television programmes in the history of the world. If you have an intelligence quotient [that's you're iq for you savages] under 170 it's quite likely indeed that you wont even be able to understand it's incredibly well though out and though provoking humor because it is just so groundbreakingly nihilist and existentialism. I never miss any of the jokes though because I have an open university PHD in neuroscience and I regularly discuss philosophical theories on exclusive intellectual only online forums such as kant's theories and solipsism. The episode I hold in the highest regard out of all would be the pickle rick episode because although it may be an enigma to lesser minds such as yourselves the quint essential contrast between the serious nature of the show and the absurd nature of the rick pickle is highly humorous to perspicacious specimen like myself.

>>86805080
Nigger you could spend five seconds doing the research yourself but no matter what I show or or say you'd never believe me because you are retarded and committed to stay so. The original GamerGate shit was on /v/ and those of us who posted on /v/ at the time all saw it since the astroturfing campaigns were talked about openly (all the fucking time to the detriment of actual video game discussion as usual). There are lots of logs online but you'll claim every single one is "fake news" or some faggoty kid excuse. Same as if I mentioned the earth is round because kids are stupid.

http://www.wired.co.uk/article/gamergate-chat-logs

Some were just here on 4chan and some were on infinitychan and some discussions later moved to Discord. Since it was in full view it was just out there. But I'm not here to babysit you kids, if you're not a newfag you'd have seen it here already.

>>86795154
I bet he made them watch the rape scene multiple times

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>>86804994
That's depressing and not funny, and if he was so super smart and nobody in the entire multiverse is so wise crack like him then he's s just the smartest person for a really stupid multiverse.
If you were so smart they wouldn't be so depressed. Because you're so fucking smart and wise.

You see what I mean? The entire show is about glorifying a pretty pathethic and stupid person with pretend science in a fictional self fulfilling fantasy. It's NO different from an anime where a 15 year old boy is now the chosen one and his angst and suffering make him wield his dark scythe katana against the stupid bullies of his school, that now he know they pushed him because they're demons and he was smart and special.

Rick is an anime character for edgy tweens in their 30's

>>86802041
not only you re wrong but your bait is really bad. consider killing yourself for your poor shitposting performance.

>>86805320
>4chan was behind Gamergate
no shit. what does that prove? how is this anything to do with Stormfront falseflagging? How is it to do with anyone false flagging? This is just common knowledge presented as a conspiracy theory.

>>86805515
>This is just common knowledge presented as a conspiracy theory.
It wasn't a conspiracy. /pol/ started out as more Libertarian. At some point Stormfront.org found it and talked online about how /pol/ had a lot of impressionable, vulnerable, dysfunctional young white boys who could be swayed to natsoc/neo-nazi shit if the Stormfront.org posters went there. It's pretty just typical tactics for radicalizing people online and cult recruitment. Pretty rapidly the Stormfront.org posters samefagging started turning /pol/ from "It's Happening!" Ron Paul fans to what it is today (they weren't the only ones just one big group). Yeah you did have genuine neo-nazis back then and people just trolling with edgy nazi shit but it wasn't almost the entire board like it is now, and some of the ones now were kids at the time who just followed the stormfaggers. 4chan was kind of explicitly against political campaigns back then, it was apolitical. Of course there was Anonymous and their mostly bullshit but a lot of us didn't like a lot of the shit they pulled either. As for 4chan falseflagging, the #EndFather'sDay and #FreeBleeding were two of the bigger 4chan falseflagging shit things with 4chan anons pretending to be crazy liberals and so on with some twitter astroturfing shit.

http://www.salon.com/2014/06/16/tucker_carlson_falls_for_patently_fake_feminist_campaign_to_ban_fathers_day/

That kind of political activism was against the early chan culture, we used to say "4chan is not your personal army" when anons tried to pull that shit (because they did). After these groups started colonizing the site it started happening from /pol/ as a base all of a sudden.

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is this show worth trying to watch again if I watched the first episode and didn't like a single thing about it or laugh once?

>>86804090
garth marenghi

>>86805919
do you have any proof that you were actually there or are you just reading off encyclopedia dramatica?

>>86806114
>any proof that you were actually there
Like what fuckhead, video of me sitting in my underwear and eating pizza while I browse this site and infinitychan? Sure faggot I always recorded that shit, let me pull that right up for you and post it as a webm.

>>86806278
but I thought you were in these ebin discords spying on the evil nazis as they plotted to make feminists agree with ending father's day. you don't have any screencaps of this?

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A pickle falls in love with a girl pickle.

Unable to confess that god isn't real, he is gifted with by a deus ex pickle with the girl’s pickle number. Never minding the strange pickle code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she doesn't believe in god as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a pickleplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that god isn't real and is not the same pickle he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this pickle at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own pickle self, who too is blissfully unaware of god not being real.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private pickles in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer religion. While the two chase their respective loved pickles, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with atheism and question the NATURE of PICKLE RICK.

>>86800146
Black people aren't a minority

>>86806412
>>>/a/

>>86806364
I dunno, why don't you have screencaps of you fapping to furry porn?

>>86806412


Already a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

>>86806451
so you are just a newfag who's trying to manipulate the past to appeal to your own point of view. nevermind.

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>>86806412
FINDS

>>86806412
Who is that semen demon?

>>86806492
Like I said newfag nigger you believe whatever you want. If you weren't a newfag you wouldn't have to talk to me. You'd already just know.

>>86806412
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>>86806534
how did i not know about you said? its not like gamergate was some obsucre meme on one of the slower boards. you just repackaged it from your own bullshit point of view. you say i "believe whatever i want" but you need to schizophrenicly blame secret cabals of nazis for everything. you yourself are just believing whatever you want to believe.

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What do you fellow /tv/ guys think of my new tattoo? It's a Rick & Morty/Dragon Ball Z inspired mash-up of Morty riding a fart nimbus cloud xD

>>86806584
>some fat guys on Stormfront.org are "secret cabals"
This is all public record. I'd just been posting to the SA forums since a little while after they started and followed people from there to 4chan when it started and by the way fuck yes it was a weeb site then. So I saw it around as it happened. I'm not some "witness to history" just a guy who liked to shitpost and saw that bullshit happening and the chan culture change here over the years. Anyone else who's been fucking around and wasting time here as long as I have saw it too. But I'm just shitposting now, not trying to "prove" shit to newfags. I don't fucking care. At least no more than shitposting for hours about some show I don't give a fuck about or playing a game on my phone, I'm just blowing off steam and relaxing like I assume you are.

>>86800146
>chastises antifas for being violent
lol no, hope they ramp up the antics

>>86806783
>it's all public record
>still hasn't posted any

>I came from SA
that explains a lot.

>>86804451
>40 is old
This site is 18+ faggot

>>86795089
This is best statement in whole thread.
But...
I have to say,Big Bang is highly retarded and I who am an nerd ,know that nerds are not smart, capable or scientists(99.999%) and scientists are usually sporty people(I'm not talking bout football or baseball, those 2 are morons delight), show like silicon walley are better representation of "successful" nerds.
But BBT has other problem, let's call it Friends(90ties version of BBT)-syndrome.
Even Friends would probably be considered cult show(by "profligates" or "elite") if it lasted for 3-4 seasons max, but, what they do with these shows, they milk them until they bring minimal amount of positive revenue .
Even I watched BBT first 1½ seasons and it was fairly funny, not great show but totally watchable.
Now, these things contrarians /patricians of/tv/ will never admit.
They all watched BBT,Friends,Rick&Morty, because if they didn't , how the fuck do they know these shows suck.
They watched every last one R&M episode and they think:"well, s03e02 was kinda shitty but s03e04 is classic r&m and I kinda like it."
And, how do they know e2 sucks and e4 is okish?
They watched them all..
I actually don't defend r&m (show has its share of crap) but I do shit on morons who constantly watch it and then come here shitting on it.
If you really want to shit on something and actually feel patrician ,then you should really crap on Preacher, made by "Jews"(I really don't care about religion/race thing) and it depicts Christ as retard(whole Christan religion is highly shat upon).

>>86794841
Call me when Shkreli watches it.

>>86795226
>"we are going to literally murder you"
>"DotR"
>"genocide X group haha!"
>"oh no a mean lefty has punched me in the face! WAAH WAAH the left is so violent omfg!"
you had it coming.

>>86795226
Is this image supposed to make me feel guilty? Because watching an old racist codger writhe on the floor is hilarious.

>my boys love it
>'''adult''' cartoons are just for children

/tv/ absolutely BTFO

Haha it's funny because he's a pickle. So randumb lol

>>86801991
>man who worked his whole life and contributed to your tendies funds
>not productive

>>86800146
>yet cheers on aggressors who assault minorities.
Got any examples?

>>86794841
>tfw banned for calling redditor mod a nigger and his favourite show reddit and memey a pile of shit
Fuck you faggot. Go suck a nigger dick you rebbit cuckold.

>>86795226
Get rekt old man.

>>86794841
This. BvS is the best movie ever. Accept it already.

>see guys! this celebrity watches it with his kids! clearly i am entitled to your respect for watching it as a single grown man!

>>86807589
>"oh no a mean lefty has punched me in the face
Yeah. The second amendment exists for a reason. Next time you're at a protest and a lefty starts chimping out, just shoot it.

>>86799277
>Her behavior was irrational and dangerous, and she was lashing out self destructively as a way to cope with her parent's divorce.
Yeah and that's why she was able to aim guns properly despite not having a lot of training with them and Morty wasn't able to aim despite using guns more often. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the female writers!

>>86794878
He isn't a jew.

>>86798235
Dogs get fat when they get neutered

>>86794841
>implying anyone cares what african americans watch

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>>86802041
Imagine being so desperate for female attention that just having pic related is seen as a sign of superiority.

>>86802041
Yes but those are fat chicks which hardly count as chicks at all.

>>86812196
Well played.

>>86800206
woah...really makes you think....

>>86802041
Its really a choice between a shit sandwich and no sandwich

>>86802041
>at least these and the antifas have chicks with them
Antifa guys are so low T that they sperg political opinions that they think girls like, so that someone will hopefully fuck them.

>>86795601

try getting out and talking to actual people sometime

>>86795089
no they fucking don't

>>86802848
the dog, yes

>>86809051
>I'm afraid to stand up for what I believe in
>I'm just going to shoot my problems away

I wonder what it's like being simple. Must be so liberating.

>>86794841
this changes nothing. Elon Musk is reddit if they were rich.

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THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES 4CHANNERS

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT RACE AND COUNTRIES AND BORDERS AND RACIST LAWS THAT KEEP STARVING INNOCENT MUSLIMS OUT?

>>86794878
le everyone i disagree with or dislike is a le jew :)

>>86817729
What are you talking about? You go to a place to legally protest, which is one of your rights, and someone else shows up and attempts to assault you, why should you just let him instead of legally defending yourself?

>>86802041
>hole arguement

>>86799277
You really do need to get into the mindset of the faggot atheist Redditor to understand why this show is so popular. These people have never heard of adult animation in their lifes that wasn't stuff like Family Guy, it was completely alien to them. And they can't laugh at these shows because they consider these shows stupid. They want a show that isn't necessarily smart or funny or well-written, but that appears to be to appeal to their surface-level taste. Because these people live for that mindless self-validation. They don't actually understand what makes for good writing or good comedy, nor have they ever picked a book about physics. They want to pretend they do so and circlejerk themselves, that's what matters. Rick and Morty is just perfect for its demographic: these same college-age self-important Bernouts who "fucking love science". The entire foundation of the show is built upon the dichotomy between "silly sci-fi humor and references" and " things are super deep and tragic bro". This pseudo-intellectual "nothing even matters, I'm insecure about existence, we are all going to die" bullshit that R&M shits out in almost every episode is what appeals to it's audience. The show doesn't actually have the tact to even begin to offer an interesting presentation and discussion of any philosophy, so it spouts these edgy teenage catchphrases. Nevermind the bean-headed, noodle-limbed unexpressive character design, or how the story is non-existent and only comes up when the writers beg you to feel something for these characters so devoid of substance, or how the entire show is a trendy forgettable scenario of the week memefest with just enough sci-fi references to trick kids into thinking they are smart for understanding them, or how the characters have somehow been reduced to even more obnoxious caricatures than before, none of these things matter. What matters is that it appeals to the millenial redditor audience, and that's what's selling Rick and Morty.

>>86794841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhpkLe8kdcE
pickle rick?

>>86805988
One episode is a small sample size but honestly, if you didn't at least chuckle or smile once during it and you were in a normal mood, nothing distracting you etc. then it really might just not be your show.

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>mfw I tricked /tv/ into disliking R&M
too fucking easy

>>86794841
You have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>>86800146
There are more black people in the world than white people.

>>86819257
dude me too lol

>>86800146
*tips fedora*

>>86799277
lol saved

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>>86797203
>>86798424
Ivan is here.

IM PICKLE RIIIIIICK

>>86807474
I see you arent getting any replies for this epic post, so here you go.

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Why do people watch this SJW garbage?

>>86794841
>reddit enjoys Rick and Morty
So... literally what /tv/ has always said??

>>86820300
As a Christian fundamentalist I find this scene disturbing. When will Dan Harmon come to God?

>>86795226
no honor old man cant defend himself against supposed weakling lefties

>>86820300
>Support an ideology that worships strength and preaches vae victus
>Cry when people punch you

What do naziboos mean by this?

>>86807645
how you wanna know that his an ebil raciist

>>86819257
Are you one of the female writers?

>>86795226

Didn't die like that fat girl. So i'd say the righties are worse.

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Check these dubs

What do you think?

>>86822402
GOD DAAAMN

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>>86822495
forgot my NoobNoob

>>86822198
So am I allowed to rape you now? (cos I really want to)

>>86822495
>>86822569
I gotta admit, I laughed. The season maybe going downhill, but it's not 100% terrible yet.

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>>86819257
I still like it, so I guessed you failed on some level. Much like your life.

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>>86797807
only reddit uses 4chan memes unironically dumbass

>>86807784
>lefties like anything other than their BBCs, that old man is standing in between him and his endless amount of BBC coming from Africa.

>>86797203
Antifa are unironically the good guys.

>>86802563
This guy is telling the truth, I did some calculations and there are at least 6 million stormers on this website.

>>86796225
>super fat
>wears skin tight clothing

why?

>black baby
>no father anywhere

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>86804520
>2) How exactly does this differ from 4chan-humor? Why aren't you essentializing it? The macro is one sided and therefor useless if you don't.
Can 4chan humor be shown on tv? no, now get the fuck out of here reddit.
>3) Doesn't this macro fit to a lot of stuff popular on /tv/? Like Peep Show, Edgar Wright and TWD (I don't know the last show really cause I hate it but it seem to fit)? Or RLM? Any of the marvel movies (inb4 DC=/tv/=patrician)?
No now shut up and get out.