if he were your ally, he'd be Willem Deally

if he was you're pheasant, he'd be William Depheasant

If he was a cup of coffee he'd be Willem Dajoe

>>86794396
If you were in an alley with Willem Dafoe, you'd be dead.

>>86794618

yes, but not if he was secretly your ally, because he'd be your friend Willem Daally

>>86794396
If he was a woman of the night, he'd be Willem Dahoe

>>86794396
Willem Dafuq XD

>>86794396
If you were his bottom, he'd be Drillem Dahog

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If she was born in the 1970s, she'd be Fusion.

>>86794396
If Willem Dafoe was a helpful friend, he'd be Willem Dabro.

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If he returned videotapes IRL, he'd be Christian Jail.

>>86794396
If he worked in road construction, he'd be Fillen Dahole

>>86794594
kek

>>86794396
if he was a rapper he would be Willem DaDog

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If he achieved at least two identical last digits, he'd be Christian Never-known-to-fail.

if he was black, he'd be Willem Defro

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If he wasn't a 5'5" manlet, he'd be Michael C. Tall.

if he were a low-calorie treat, he'd be Willem Froyo

>>86794396
if he was a reddit meme he'd be Willem Dethisthread

>>86795902
If he hated fun he'd be Literally You.

>>86795935
Damn I wish that were me

>>86795241
>Drillem Dahog
This isn't even funny. Yet I cannot stop laughing.

If he lived in Sprigfield, he'd be Willem Damoe

>>86796553
Willem Dasneed formerly Willem Dachuck

If he drove a lowrider, he'd be Willian Dalow

If he was in a boat, he'd be Willem Darow

If he was a black musician, he'd be Willem Dasoul

If he were a fag, he'd be Willyem DaFag

if he were drake he would be known as fag for hire

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>>86794396
If Willem Dafoe had bad teeth, he's be Bobby Peru.

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>>86794396
He kind of reminds me of a better looking version of Michael Fassbender.

If you're mom was a transvestite (s)he'd be called Willem Dabloe