*blocks your map*

Those woods are small enough that you could hear traffic no matter where you are in them.

>>86793267
Witch magic

>>86793267
but they LOST THE MAP

*walks in the direction of the rising sun for a couple days*

Oh look, the Atlantic coast of the United States, the most densely-populated region of the country.

>>86794907
WITCH MAGIC

>>86793973
>>86794946
/thread

fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk yyyyyooooouuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>86794907
No they could only face the wall.

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Why didn't they just burn down the forest? Even if it didn't clear the path back to civilization I'm sure someone would at least come and check it out.

>>86793267
Maryland isn't large enough to get lost.

>>86795080
Kek. Serious answer though, they didn't appear to have anything to make even a small campfire with, let alone enough to actually get the forest to burn.

>>86794907
They got too close to Camp David. The spooks were drugging them and playing mind games with them.

>>86795128
It was the late 90s. Just get the girl to rub her pubic hair against her pit hair.

>>86794907
he tried walking a straight line east but kept bumping into the wall and he died :(

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why didn't they cut down the forest so they could see?

>>86795179
Girls didn't have bushes in the late 90s.

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>>86795195
why didn't hey start the fire

>>86795276
My mom did.

>>86795364
I said girls not middle aged women.

>>86795405
My mom was 23 in 1999.

>>86795491
pics or it didn't happen

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smash or pass?

>>86794907
The guys took her out into the woods to kill her. The documentary was a ruse to lure her out there. They ditched the map on purpose, and led her to the predetermined murder house.

>>86795765
Smash

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>go camping in the woods in the usa
>no one brings a gun

>>86796213
its made explicit that these kids are hippie liberals

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Why didn't the eagles just fly them out of the forest?