So I just marathoned the King Arthur.
How do I become Goosefat Bill?
He's intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of aim at great distance with a bow.
Also, I enjoyed it.
Why did everyone trash it?
It was Arthur kino
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>>86793200
That's a big bow
>>86793200
I enjoyed it anon, good stuff.
was shooting the wrong guy part of his plan?
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>>86794624
You guys are the reason im coming to this board.
>>86793200
I actually really enjoyed it.
>we wuz knights n shieet
someone post that fucking webm already, that scene was purecgikino
>>86794894
I liked it in a weird way, but it was so rushed; blind monk literally walked off the set of Marco Polo and was completely wasted in the role; weird cuts made it feel like a different movie
>>86795286
Pls respond
I liked it and did you faggots catch all the Berserk references?
I never knew I wanted Guy Richie to make Berserk until I watched this sword and sorcery kino
>>86796749
Wait where? I'll eat my hat if he did
The last fight was straight outta dark souls, which itself is a love letter to King Arthur and berserk
>>86796859
>the foreigners riding the elephants like the kushan army
>jude law sacrificing his loved ones for more power
>king arthurs gang felt like band of the hawk
>the qt witch was like a sexier schierke
>jude laws skull knight getup
>>86797196
WTF I hate King Arthur now.
Where the hell was Merlin? Also they reportedly wanted to make six of these fucking films?? I'll just stick to Excalibur if I want to watch something about King Arthur.
>>86793200
I think the ameritards who went to see it were expecting some Robin hood tier capeshit.
What they got was fantasy fused with fast-paced and witty english crime drama.
Anything beyond clinically brain-dead is too cerebral for them, the poor things.
>>86799192
It did end setting up the knights of the round table.
i think pg rated action films are starting to turn movie goers off nowbesides capeshit which has an audience of literal retards
it was amazing, confirmed what was important for me - guy ritchie still can into movies. dumb whore madonna didnt ruin him completely.
>reading this thread
I thought it was garbage and I really wanted it to be good. I love King Arthur lore and I like Guy Ritchie.
>>86793200
>marathoned
>movie
I swear to god...
>>86799192
I love this fucking movie. It's so weird and unsettling. Merlin being a menacing oddball was perfect.
>>86799560
>I thought it was garbage
maybe your taste is bad? very sad. how could you like guy ritchie and not like this movie??
>>86799625
Yeah ok man. I gotcha *wink wink* it was a misunderstood great film.
>>86793200
>littlefinger
>jax
>morgan freeman
what the fuck is going on in this movie?
>>86799192
>not watching BBC's Merlin series instead
kys anon
BBC's Merlin is the best adaptation
prove me wrongyou can't
>>86799984
>not SLURPING on a luscious thick BBC instead
kys anon
>>86800024
desu would slurp on bbc's king arthur's dickno homo
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>>86800024
>>86800231
This is like a brain dead kid version of game of thrones with 50,000 british bong bucks as the budget
>>86800007
It's the one where Eva Green shows her two main talents?
>>86800481
No that was camelot which was cancelled after one season
The soundtrack was great for such a blockbuster bomb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewSjRtNJ7W8
Fucking terrible film, don't let /tv/ meme you into watching this shit
I'm not talking Batman vs Superman terrible I'm talking The Mummy terrible. It's just fucking bad and should never have been allowed.
>>86801067
you're a tasteless pleb.
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>>86793200
I enjoyed the shit out of it. No idea what all the hate's about.
>>86801356
plebs cant grasp
>>86793200
My friend refused to watch this when he heard a nigger was cast as merlin. I was surprised we didn't even see him other than 1 scene.
>>86801454
>a nigger was cast as merlin
hwat
>>86801067
Valid reasons. Not.
>>86801454
if you surround yourself with racism you need to stop also Merlin wasnt in this film
>>86802977
his name was DeMerlin